MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Let's see 'em men!

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<

Prior thread:
>>23847088

Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, clean man hands and glorious veins! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples).
Tattoos, jewelry, and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes. Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<

Please- no cock, balls, bare feet, or full on face! We prefer the mystery of anonymity.

>>>>> POSE IDEAS <<<<<

Requests and poses that have driven us crazy:
> Ties, belts, jewelry
> Petting and holding cute animals / plush or other delicate things (flowers)
> Various stages of undress (buttoning / unbuttoning cuffs, ties, adjusting collars, hands around belts, etc.) and/or shaving, showering
> Holding tools, weapons/knives, instruments
> Suggestive poses and captions (holding condoms, panties, lube, etc.)
> Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome
> Anything that makes us think about how you'd handle lady parts (think curves, nipples, boobs and butt)...

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Starting off with my wet hand.

>>>>> OTHER MAN POSES <<<<<

Classic poses:
> arms crossed against chest with sleeves rolled up (or short sleeves, shirtless)
> thinking, with your hand curled under chin or at lips as if deep in thought
> one arm folded across waist, the other at a V, reaching for the opposite shoulder
> thumb tucked into pants pocket

Suggestive poses:
> hands at waistband with thumbs tucked in. or undoing a belt / unzipping pants, undoing drawstring of shorts/sweats
> hand against wall (either flat or with curved fingers, as if you're towering over a girl you're about to kiss
> hand in a position as if you're lifting up a face to say "look at me"
> elbows on knees, bent over, hands clasped in front

"Let's fuck" poses:
> finger to mouth, saying "shhh"
> beckoning "come hither" gesture
> hand reaching down in your pants for your package (but we need to see attached sexy arm)
> pointing towards your (clothed/covered) package as if to say "get on my dick"

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

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>>23866498
Reporting in with one of those I hadn't done before.

>>23866490
>>23866479
Did you just call me cat woman? I'm geeking.

Also thank you for starting the new thread. Service is crap in the wilderness.

>>23866510
I'm going to find you and play with your hair, I swear!

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>>23866520
Another

>>23866520
>>23866526
You should do some grab requests, your arms are meaty yet clean

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>>23866517
Oh you're going to fucking love this.

>>23866496
Now I'm wet

>>23866533
My arms are fairly hairy but it's really hard to get my camera to focus with just one hand.

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>PLEASE CROSS-POST THESE CONTENT GEMS IN NEW THREAD!!! Love you all!!!!

Sure thing, here my last two webms

>>23866480
>>23866488

Also some more revealing finger sucking

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Okay, here are my hands again.

>>23866535
Breifly in wifi due to getting to a store. The rest webms I won't be able to watch till tomorrow, but I'm glad I picked this one. It makes me want to tie you up. But also play with your gorgeous hair. <3 also, I had no idea how nicely toned your upper arms were mmmmf.


>>23866563
Could you put that finger in my mouth instead?

>>23866654
I like the way you're wearing that shirt, and may have giggled a little

>>23866655
It's mainly been forearm-focused shots so far, for obvious reasons. The fact that I'm a gymnast definitely helps with my upper arms, and my upper torso in general I'd say.

>>23866664
Gymnast? Did you mention that before and I missed it? I haven't been actually reading quite as much in the threads because I'm a busy slacker. Either way that's awesome!

>mfw in the woods drinking while browsing threads.

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>>23864911

Oops, too late. He can enter through the main entrance while I examine the back door.

>>23866680
I don't think I mentioned it before. Actually had training tonight, and I predict my shoulders and back are gonna hurt like hell tomorrow.

>>23866685
Those veins hands are perf.

>>23866686
I'd give you a rub down!

>>23866496
>>23866563

You're back! would have never guessed you had a beard (: undeniably sexy <3 ugh

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>>23866709
You can rub me down any day.

>>23866731
>>23866563
I have to agree. I was pretty surprised about the beard as well. Very pleasantly surprised. I want to rub my face on it.


>>23866740
All day? Because I will.

>>23866775
It's not like I have shit to do during the day, so yes, I would.

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I've spent most of the day discussing sex and dating woes with a co-worker and it's really highlighting how badly I need to get laid whoops
I just want a cute girl to come ride me and maybe choke me a bit, is that so much to ask, hmm?

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>>23866655
I would like to put more things in there besides my finger..
>>23866731
Haha, I think I mentioned it in the first thread though and I also posted the same pose in the other thread, but with a shirt on :P
>>23866775
Can I tickle your thighs with my beard?

>>23866788
Oh god you'd hate me. My ex had long hair and I would constantly play with it constantly and he said it made his hair greasy. My hands would always be giving rub downs and playing with that hair

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Vaguely suggestive things until I get home and can do very suggestive things :)

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>>23866843
My hair gets greasy after 3 days regardless, so that's not really an issue. Just means more showertime lewds.

Speaking of, I'm just gonna repost this from last thread.

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This is a thing, right? This pose?

>>23866832
It could be. Lots of the girls here are subs.

>>23866838
Mmmf, yes, and yes! Big ol' hairy hands and arms holding onto my thighs. Yes.

>>23866852
Your arms are so meaty

>>23866857
Webms :( that's true what I douche why didn't he think that way too? Oh yeah he had mantits and couldn't deal with it.

>>23866866
I'll take it! ;)

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Mitts

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>>23866945
I don't think my arms are significantly meatier than average, haha

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>>23866945
I don't need a shower (or WebM formats) for lewds though.

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Anyway, I'm out. Goodnight!

>>23866563
Never before has a thread made me want dick so badly. Specifically, your dick. Please grab my face, stick your tongue in my mouth, fingers wherever you want and screw me silly.

>>23866996
They're pretty meaty:D

>>23866997
Mmmf, you're right!

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why not

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i get a lot of shit for being veiny af

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My stock picture.

>>23867165
Yesss!!!!

>>23867227
It's wonderful. I want those groping me.

>>23867235
Omfg you're so fuzzzy!!!!!!!

>>23867253

> Fuzzy

Yeah my back is a fucking mess. I have belly hairs that are super long too.

>>23867266
Stahp telling me, I might fall in love

>>23867288

Italian genes are no joke. I have to shave up to my eyes.

>>23867296
Stop shaving and let me snuggle you

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>>23867324

This is the most beard I've ever had.

>>23867339
Oh jesus christ, I just want to make out with you and rub my hands and face all over your beard. Fuck!

>>23867165
>>23867227
Jesus. MOAR

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>>23866866

I have a better one, maybe. I can make my fingers rest flat against my palms.

>>23867348

I've had a lot of random girls accost me over the years.Some will grab my hair and just yank it to see if it's real, others have run their fingers through it, it's like they can't help but play with it.

>>23867227
Never understood why guys get teased for being veiny?! I mean, you got some fireman forearms that are hot af

>>23867357
>>23867365
I'd never yank on a beard, but I would rum myself all over one. I love a fuzzy dude. Especially if they have some chub. Gets me every fucking time.

>>23867443

Not my beard so much, but the hair on my head. It's halfway down my back.

>>23867452
Can I have you. I think you're what I've been looking for. Tell me you have a belly too?

>>23867505

Hah, not a huge one, but I'm a bit squishy around the middle.

>>23867512
Will you marry me, like now?

>>23867518

You have to buy me dinner first. I'm not a complete slut. Well, maybe I am.

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Good morning gang! How are we tonight/day?

>>23866832
We could have angry sex. Say something ignorant and I'll come over and stick my heel in your chest and choke you. Actually, this is bringing up bad memories of an ex who used to get me riled up because he thought I was so cute when angry... So uh...nevermind.

>>23867520
I'll make you dinner. Buy it for you if you want me to take you on the town. But I could turn you in to a real slut, but you'd be mine and I pick the other girls we share?

>>23867525
Did you paint this?!

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>>23867585

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>>23867585
Sadly I didn't. I found it at some random store, haha.

>>23867562
>heels on chest
Um. Vote Trump.
*anticipates*

>>23867601
Where do I get you? I'll be there to pick you up for dinner at 7pm tomorrow. ;)

>>23867602
It's so fucking cute!! And you are as well

>>23867618

That's a good question. I don't even know what country you're in.

>>23867621
The u.s. obviously. You're probably U.K. or canada? Not the U.S.

>>23867628

US as well. Which timezone for you?

>>23867602
I said angry sex, not homicidal sex! Kidding. Is your hand bigger than the cat or am I still temporarily blinded with rage?

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>>23867443
Chubby fuzzy guys are your thing eh? This may be relevant to your interests.
What part of the us are you from? East, west, central?

>>23867632
EST

>>23867649
East man. I can't view webms right now. Not in wifi :(

>>23867650

Damnit, you're going to have to fly to the west coast tomorrow night.

>>23867654
Fuck, I just used all my frequent flyer miles too. I'll do it but you had better put out, or at least let me rub my body all over that beard.

>>23867660

My beard is a total whore.

>>23867653
I agree with
>>23867654
You should come to the west coast it's better. You can become the filling in a fuzzy dude sandwich ;)

>>23867667
We'll either way it'll be mine tomorrow.

>>23867672
Can someone provide me wifi so I can finally watch webms? Not sure I could handle two at once. But I do have a lot of assets that need covered.

>>23867687
Can you come like straddle my hips and grind on me? Just like get your hands all tangled up in my chest hair and go at it, ahaha

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>>23867618
You should come pet her with me. Sweden is a better place than the US anyway ;)
>angry responses incoming

>>23867641
My hand is huge, and the cat is normal sized.
You should take care of that rage. I'd help as long as it'd hurt a bit.

Forgot the "goodnight" photo last night so... heres one for anyone going to bed soon!

>>23867525
>>23867602
>>23867719

you took your bandages off! close up? c:

>>23867227
who would give you shit for having amazing veins?! they're inescapably hot <3 I'd trace them with my fingers and tongue all day.

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>>23867856
I did! Gonna put them back on because I wear tight gloves all day and they keep chafing and when I take them off to handle fabrics I'm bleeding again.
If I bleed on the fabrics my boss will slit my throat, lol.

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>>23866490
Posting

>>23866517
>Catwoman
Yup, that's you! =)
>>23866563
The nickname we gave you is also appropriate, although it doesn't capture how funny you are! I still wish my boobs were your balloons, damn. Touch me all over with that wet hand...
>>23866685
Gawd... just seeing the text and thinking about it is making me filthy embarrassed and hot.
>>23866838
>>23866866
Pls tell me I'm not the only one who sees this pose and thinks that you're in push-up/plank form, about to stuff yourself in me.
>>23866832
>>23866852
Yes rolled up sleeves!
>>23867165
>>23867227
Salivating...
>>23867525
>>23867719
The "good night" and "bye for now" pics from you guys are always great =D

Speaking of which... I am zonked from dance. Gonna shower and pass out. Pls don't wake me up unless it's to demand lascivious activities. In which case, call EMS first so that they can zap me back from orgasmic overload. =)

>>23868002
Will never tire of this pose. You look like you have a good Adam's apple, too. <3

>>23868012
I didn't know Adam's Apples were attractive traits. Thanks.

>>23867719
You're probably right, I mean 6'6 lives there and all.

>>23868002
Perfect pose.

>>23868006
I laughed so hard and was like "makes sense."

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Hands, neck and one of my tattoos with a little bit of face

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>>23867349
No problem!

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>>23868006
>>23868023
Catwoman is a great nickname.
And you go to sleep. I was thinking me and Catwoman could wake you up together if she's up for it.

>>23868023
You know it. It'd be even better if we had you. *hint hint*

You might have bad service out there, but at least it's good enough for you to write things that makes me drop my work and start fantisizing...

>>23868073
I'm down for anything suga'.

And good because you've been distracting the fuck out of me for days.
>dose dirty hands make me want to get dirty

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I don't know if this has high enough hand:non hand content ratio to be allowed here, but I was Snapchatting a tinder date and was in a mood. I'll remove it if it isn't ok tho

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Smartphones were not designed for taking pictures of both hands simultaneously

>>23866535
I appear to have melted and that smile/grin towards the end is the culprit

>>23867719
I wonder how far away you live...

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>>23868134
Yeah.. you have a reason to get back at me I suppose ;)

>>23868373
Probably a million miles away because such is life.

>>23868413
I live in Stockholm...

>>23868425
Oh really?
Varberg här. Så en bit bort ändå.

>>23868140
I'll accept it, this time. Hahaha
>>23868186
Love those hands bb.

>>23868309
Jesus!

>>23868413
Kitty lovin's might be my favourite thing.

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>>23868445
I want to pet your kitty IYKWIM.

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Good morning thread!

I was right, my shoulders and back are fucking killing me if I move.

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>tfw you hear "Mm bop" on the radio

>>23868482
shoulder massage?

>>23868928
Wouldn't it be better to kill the radio?

>>23868453
Please pet my kitty. I want you to.

>>23868482
Rub down incoming.

>>23868928
I actually probably would have sang along

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>>23868946
Yeah I probably should've. Can't reach it though.

>>23868954
I know you do, and if you're good I will ;)

Worst part is... I did sing along..

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I wonder... do we like "reveals"?

>>23869192
Yes I do! c:

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>>23869215
Hope you like!

>>23869266
More than like! I'm one spoiled kitty (: <3

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>>23868946
>>23868954
Late response because I only just got back, but yes please!

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>>23869306
Here's another spoiled kitty ;)

>>23869321
Aww he darted to leave! I'd stay on your lap all day :3

>>23869043
I'm keeping you, it's settled. I'm always a good girl by the way, this you know.


>so many delicious webms I can't watch yet. :(

>>23869321
Spoil my kitty.

>>23869319
Hair play as well.

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>>23869353
Such a nice kitten! I hope you play well with other cats ;)
>>23869362
Yes I know, except when you tease me to oblivion when I have to work. ;) (though that's also being good, really.)

Oh am I going to spoil your kitty, big time.

>>23869192
>>23869266
reveals are awesome. you look ripped in that webm, 6'6.
>>23868062
>>23868037
can't help but ogle tats and piercings...

>>23869387
Thanks! I guess it's because of lifting heavy shit all day.

I'm sitting here looking at tattoo studios near my area. I want to get a new one next month :v

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Excuse my skinny ass arms

>>23869384
I'm jealous of a cat...

>>23869384
It's payback for when you do it to me, sugar. ;) And you love every second of it!

Ahhh more webms! I can't wait to have internets.

>>23869423
Yes more skinny arms!

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Arms crossed, crop from a different photo because why not.

>>23869366
Sure, and no worries about it getting greasy because I'm probably gonna shower tonight anyway.
May or may not result in lewds.

>>23869449
Yes please. This makes me want to hug you for some reason.

>>23869387
not to be gross, but it's a problem lubricating too well, ugh. you boys just have your boners to deal with, but girls have to deal with being a fountain when viewing this thread. i think about your tat when i think about you choking me
>>23869410
moar pls
>>23869423
promising, although yes skinny

>>23869455
>>23869406
sorry. that top comment was meant for you, 6'6.

>>23869449
Always shower lewds.

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>>23869438
Okie dokie!

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>>23869455

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>>23869467
>>23869455

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>>23869434
Take her place?
>>23869438
I do love it. Keep doing it.
>>23869455
>>23869457
You do, do you? Now I really want to wrap my hands around your neck..

Also I'm thinking about doing one on pretty much the same area as the other one, but on this arm. Yay or nay? I'm having trouble deciding.

>>23869461
Mmfffff your whole arm is veins.

>>23869467
>>23869470
Dat big old vein though.

>>23869481
You know I will you enticing sweedish giant.

>>23869470
'tis good! try some poses if you are bored and have free time. gonna try to post some fun superhero stuff soon
>>23869461
can't deny the pleasure of seeing anything like this since the mind goes straight to being ravaged
>>23869481
>but on this arm. Yay or nay? I'm having trouble deciding
yay for me. i work with places where guys have to keep their tats covered, so they have to wear long sleeves and it makes it unbearably hot for them in the summer, but from a forearm ho, I like 'em there.

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>>23866498
Another one of these I hadn't done before.

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YOU GUYS! Single hand fun action / superhero challenge ideas!!!

They are challenges because you have to work the camera to check that you got the right angle on da finger extensions...

>casting spells a la Doctor Strange
>slinging webs a la Spiderman
>the Silver Surfer always had great finger extensions...
>Prof X using his super mutant telepathic powers

Yep, i'm an old skool marvel fangril. Had some other ideas that req 2 hands, but will leave these for now and get some work done.

>>23869503
Good ;)
>>23869509
I found a fucking awesome plague doctor tat on the internet. I want it so bad even though I'd prefer to draw up my own. But I also want this Neon Genesis Evangelion tat on the same spot.
So hard to decide.. Might end up getting both with one of them on my calf.

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>>23869503
>>23869509
Thanks guys, not so veiny this one, but it include my neck (kind of)

>>23869549
i have no idea why these photos are so large..

>>23869504
Yessss that neck!

>>23869530
>Blurry picture, can still see arm definition
Talent.

>>23869549
Oh yes that neck and stubble!

>>23869540
You'll always be my favourite. ;)


Finally home so I can wet myself with webm catching up!

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>>23869596
Favorite? I'm flattered!
I should give you something special ;)

I usually get to draw for 5-6 minutes before Moses joins to sit on the paper.

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>>23869539
SORRY, ONE OTHER IDEA... not superhero related, but for the guys who have cars...

forearm extended with wrist on steering wheel such that fingers are draped/hanging over the wheel as in pic. (blonde fuzz and white tee not req'd, but extra hnnnnnnnnnnng if so)

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Neck

>>23869643
GD it, I need to log off. Would make out with 24/7. Turn head to side pls?

>>23869609
o: you draw?!

Do you have charcoal? or I guess lead will work... rub your fingers on charcoal/lead? x; haha

>>23866857
>>23869266
Your hair omg. I want it!

>>23867649
Can we see more like this from everyone?


>>23869266
Your stance here makes me weak, can I be under that tabled?
>>23869321
>>23869321
Kitty always melts my heart, you're so sweet with em. I'm melting into a puddle right now
>>23869609
I have a few ideas of what I would like you to give me.

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Guys I'm home alone all day and I need something to distract my hands. I'm talking to this girl and all I can think of is how much I want to pin her down and bite her neck and fuck her silly.

>>23869637
Oh on the shifter.

>>23869643
>>23869663
Seconded.

>>23869700
You should do it, what girl wouldn't love hands and arms as yours doing those dirty things?

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>>23869671
I don't know about drawing... I'd call it doodling! Haha
>>23869673
Yes you can be under that table. Would be rather nice actually.
Yeah, they're my babies so I treat them like that!

Tell me, I'm curious.

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Full disclosure: I've only been playing a month so I'm still terrible

>>23869722
And Moses looks terrified/sad in this photo... Gee thanks :(

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>>23869539
How about a WebM of me trying to get my Gambit on?

>>23869637
...I really fucking wish I had a car, thanks for that.

>>23869722
So precious. Side note before I could get in the door today my three were jumping on the door as soon as they saw me. It was adorable and I wish I could show you because I know you'd appreciate it as much as me.

Your one hand on my throat the other grabbing my hair while I kneel in front of you would be a good start.

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>>23869752
You have three. You must show me.
Mine greet me at the door almost every day! :)

You're right. That would be a good start.

>>23869747
Bb, you're just a tease with this hair now. Why must you do me this way?

>>23869778
I will show you! I'm that cat person showing cat photos to everyone.

I'd also like my lips on that neck.

>>23869798
If I got it, might as well use it, right?

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>>23866490
I feel like I'm falling for some really obvious trolling posting in here...


but here I go anyways. Thoughts?

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I think I have most of the topics covered here...

>>23869549
'tis good. in all honesty, you look like a skinnier version of the guy I'm seeing
>>23869609
*heart melting* you have many talents
>>23869700
why wouldn't she want the same?
>>23869722
hahaha! the expression on Moses's face!
>>23869731
nice! doesn't matter if you're a beginner - keep practicing!!
>>23869747
*applause* and *standing ovation* for pulling your own character! car ownership is overrated. but if you live in a city with sprawl and shitty / no pub transportation, then ugh...
>>23869853
I fucking love your veins and forearm. You look really strong but not necessarily a meathead. would love to see moar if you can get past your mental block of this being a troll/bait thing. I assure you that it is not.
>>23869868
I tend to like a bit more body hair, but you got a solid forearm/stubble/physique. Veins, yeeeeessir! Fingers/hands- hard to tell - are you a nailbiter or is that just an injury? not really a fan of bitten nails since I like to do the biting.

>>23869824
I suppose you are right.

>>23869853
Holy shit that forearm is beastly!

>>23869868
Yes. I love how much your veins pop out

>>23869954
>car ownership is overrated
I'm a massive car freak though, so I really want one to drive and work on.

>captcha was "select all cars"

>>23869549
Oh do you clip your pits? we had this discussion on the last thread, but although guys think it's weird, I really do like clipped pits on guys. Not shaven, but not full on bush, either. Your pits are gud. Love the smell of dudes at the end of the day when you have some natural odor. BLUSH.

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>>23869798
Your lips should be on that neck. And against mine.

>>23869954
I love learning new things! Especially languages.
Yeah she makes the best faces. I have alot of photos of her doing funny stuff. Too bad I can't post em here!

>it was super windy and super warm when viking home today. Hence picture

>>23869979
ay, sorry. =( I'm so glad I'm not into cars... too expensive. I could do a lot with the price of just one aftermarket part...

>>23869984
hahaha! I like this shot. :) I internet lobbied hard for the middle finger emoji (emojum?)

>>23869995
Yeah, that's my problem too. I can't afford one at the moment.

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>>23869981
Clipped pits for life. I'd let you smell my pits any day (wtf did I just write)

And on the topic of cars. I never even bothered with a license because I think it's so boring to drive cars. The only cars I like are Formula 1 cars and they're a bit out of my price range.
Though I live in a really bike friendly city so I really have no need for a car. :)

>>23870035
Yeeeeeah! I would smell your pits and get hot 'n bothered fer sure. I wonder whether I'd have to get on tiptoes/bust out the high heels to reach your pits... might have to go horizontal just to be sure ;)

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>>23870058
Now... if you say you might bust out the high heels to a guy with a thing for high heels.. you but out the high heels.
And then we can go horizontal. Or rather.. I'd be horizontal, you'd be more vertical.

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>>23869954
Definitely not a nail biter- that's always grossed me out. My finger got squished at work a while ago- my hands often get a little banged up.
>>23869969
Some more veins for you.
Have a prop picture- just got a new wrench for camber/caster adjustment on GM trucks and SUVs. I'mma get that angle just right for you, girl. Is it too late for a nerd joke warning?

>>23869984
Agreeing :)

Also if there are any jeep men in this thread I better see hands on the shifter. Jussssst making demands here and there.

Also, where the fuck is Books? Can we summon him plz.

>>23870120
YUMMY. and we love nerd jokes / innuendos just as much as dirty talk. reference previous threads...

>>23870120
Holy jesus Mary and Joseph, how the fuck is there so many beastly veins in your arms? Nerd jokes all day please


>Also tossing another request of hands together in cuffing pose stretch? You'll need a timer obvs.
Weldbros webm provided that that stretch looks damn good.

>>23870147
>Also, where the fuck is Books? Can we summon him plz.
FUCK! No, pls no Books until I finish my shit for today!!!$@$!$!$ Cannot be touching myself in the middle of the day!!! I need these fingers to be coding instead of squeezing his ass. ;)

>>23870147
>Jussssst making demands here and there.
you'll always be my 4chan bff

>>23870120
sorry, just to add to dork commentary... you can torque me with that wrench anytime. (not sure I've used that stupid line on ThisGuyFucks yet, but I've thought that)

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I think I found my friends glasses he lost last time we had a party here...

>>23870169
>side eyeing you smirking evily.
BOOKS! COME BACK HERE SOON PLEASE!
>>23870183
Yaaas gurl. 4chan-fetish sharing-bff! <3

>>23870236
This has happened to me before, yes I was intoxicated with a boy in the back seat of a car, cracked a lense right in half. No idea how.

Where did you find them?

>>23870271
Haha shit, I never broke mine, but I once woke up with half a wallet! So yeah.. good times.

I found them in my bedside table. He'll be happy to hear... or.. probably not.

>>23870303
The next pair I then dropped on the floor and then slammed in the bathroom door. Duct taped them and wore them another two years after that.

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>>23870345
Hahaha, I've super glued mine and had it like that for a year now <3

>white stuff is snus shaped mint things to help you stop with snus. It's the whole "have something under your lip" thing that's hard to get rid off.

>>23870398
>why did I even explain that?
Sleep time

>>23870398
Super glue is what I did before the ducttape. Haha!

A man with snus should not be attractive to me, but I'm a smoker so it is. Shit.

>>23870419
I smoke too, but I don't get addicted to either the nicotine or the smoking itself.
I stopped with snus and had no problems but ffffuck having something under my lip was missing.
I feel like I can stop soon though, I almost didn't put a single one in today!

Smoking is attractive to me though... because of reasons.

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Eating koldskål right now. Its too hot to sleep man

>>23870435
I did try snus being from the back woods and all. I almost got sick.

Have you tried a mint or a wad of gum instead?

>because of reasons
Something pressed between my lips? Dirty boy.

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>>23870436
For helvede mand, hva fæn gor du!?
Jk, I like danes. No Swede-Dane hate from me.

>>23870456
The first times weren't pleasant, haha!
No I just found these things and slowly I kinda just... stopped putting one in every 60 minutes and now I only put one in before taking a shower. Progress!

You know it ;)

>>23870436
I'm just assuming you're a dane because of Koldskål, btw.

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>>23870159
I'm not sure if this is what you meant. >>23870198
I think I have a more appropriate tool for what you have in mind...

>>23870470
Good night, sexy man!
>>23870436
No idea what the writing on your underwear says, but I read it as "ginormous". Love the neck, love the forearm, love everything
>>23870517
Oh god... Hot AF

>>23870481
Progress, I've only switched from menthol to regular to lites, still 2/3rds of a pack a day sadly.

>>23870436
>>23870503
Also assumed this. Built nice though, good arms.

>>23870517
I meant behind the back, but I won't lie. This is really fucking nice!

>>23870503
OG JEG ELSKER DET

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>>23870529
Can't sleep yet though! But thanks for the compliment! :)

>>23870536
I only smoke menthols.. wanna share a cig? After sex of course ;)

>>23870537
SKA VI SPRINGA GENOM MÅNSKENET TILLSAMMANS?!

>>23870552
This picture looks like how I'm going to tie your ass up. ;)

And yes I do actually. Menthol are heaven.

>>23870557
Meaty with hand and arm tattoos, more?

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>>23870587
You mean you're gonna tie ME up? Like this?
You could try ;)

>>23870623
You make me weak. Fuck. Yes kind of like that, so I can play with you a bit and nibble on that neck and those collar bones. You're forearms are so gorgeous every time I see them I just stare open mouthed for a few moments, just drooling.

>>23870623
Mmf.. yes please.

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Muh forearm

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>>23870843
Muh neck

>>23870843
Looks muscular, let's see the underneath.

>>23870849
Too dark

Bumpity.

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>>23868006
>in push-up/plank form, about to stuff yourself in me.
That was my intention, hence why my shadow is also there ;)

Also here is a countdown

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M21

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>>23871429
And here counting from 1-9 in Chinese (10 got cut off by the conversion)

>>23871429
Favourite fuzzzzzzzz where have you been?

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>>23871451
Been kinda busy the past days. Would probably sound smug when I said what I did.

But here, have this.

>>23871535
oh please post more!

>>23870436
correct - it is too hot to sleep. whuuuuuuut.
>>23870470
Not gonna lie - this is adorable.
>>23870517
Jeebus. I bet you do. I'd be staring at your forearms in a random store hoping not to get caught...
>is this how guys feel when they look at boobies? but they always get caught, so I think they just don't care...
>>23870552
beautiful shot
>>23871429
>>23871443
>countdowns
close your ears... SHRIEKING. I love these! THANK YOU!!! i love countdowns. everyone has a different style. I love your twist! you have no idea. may need to save to xxx folder. ahhhhhhhh...
>>23871535
>Would probably sound smug when I said what I did.
Lotsa fucking?! =D
GODDAMNTHISISHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmfffffffph. i know 4chan doesn't do hashtags but whatevs... #pantiesdisintegrating

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>>23871587
>Lotsa fucking
I wish, just lots of dates

>>23870552
I like that Rose I know someone with a similar tattoo. It was selfinked pro/10.

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>>23870147
Hi.
>>23870169
Yes I'm here.
>>23870271
I love you too <3

I tried my lense at yoga poses and photos, but they didn't come out great - only kinda ok. They're washed out and the pink is throwing off the hues in the rest of the photograph to bluish. I will try again sometime at a better time of day and with some adjustments to settings for nice photos.

Hopefully you won't hate on these too hard.

>>23871641
weeeeet. (your hand and me)
>dating
that's good! hope something clicks for you with one of the ladies!! (or not, depending on what you're looking to get out of it)
I hope this thread gives some of the guys confidence in parts of their bod they might not have thought was as attractive or something.

>>23871651
FUCK!
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
(fuckmehardpls)

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>>23871651
Also, I promised a wonderful young lady some clothed photographs. I will also work on those - it's just that it's summer time so if I'm not teaching or doing field work, chances are I'm 50 to 80% clothless.

>>23871666
Oh, hello. Yes please, I will take at least 5.

>>23871677
Oh that was me on that quasi-clothed shots. no rush. A mean, a gal can only have so many orgasms a day. and while I normally consider bare male feet an atrocity, I will look the other way if there's an inkling of Books butt in this set.
just kidding. we're hos here. will take anything.

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>>23871701
There may be an inkling of butt, or possibly package, butt also maybe not. I didn't look through them very closely. I just picked out the good ones, down-sized 'em, and started lurking.

Hopefully, I can change your mind, or if I can't hopefully you like at least something about this set. I do have pretty darn nice legs though, so... any leg ladies here? i have massive, massive quads from all the running I do. Just solid muscle, there might not even be bone in there.

>>23871735
If we're doing legs as well, I'm joining in.

I always have trouble finding jeans that can fit my thighs while not being massively oversized for my waist.

>>23871735
>>23871677
moar
so much moar
in every respect moar

>>23871735
>down-sized 'em, and started lurking
This is where I say, "gee, I bet you needed to downsize them" WINK. and now my insides have turned into goo at the thought of you lurking
>Hopefully, I can change your mind
I dunno... I demand excellence. Twist my arm. Or nipples. Or both.

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>>23871745
I welcome the company :)
Are you a runner, cyclist, or weight lifter?

>>23871748
They're on there way. Keep you panties on (or don't, actually <3).

>>23871754
Well ordinarily they come out anywhere between 4 and 8MB, but for some reason, ones with my mid-section in them always come out around 10MB *wink* so I save as a smaller format... otherwise /soc/ has a hard time fitting me in. I don't like twisting arms to get people ti do things, buuut given certain cirCUMstance, I'd be flexible about it. Pinching nipples I have no problem with, in fact I love it, and I've got good fingers for it. They might be busy elsewhere, but I've always also my mouth ;)

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>>23871656
I know my hands are nice, my first girlfriend really them. I'm just insecure about everything else haha

Anyway have more of this pose

Also fuck the file size limits on 4chan desu

>>23871795
Gymnast, as I said further up the thread.
Used to cycle a lot though, lived 10km away from my highschool so I had to travel 20km every day for 7 years straight, all by bike.

>>23871800
Yah, file size limit is great ass pain.

>>23871795
I'm actually a bit freaked that I have a yoga mat exactly like that. And those floors look like the ones in my place. This isn't going to help the fantasies of your springing out of nowhere to obliterate my cunt.

>>23871804
A little jelly. Always wanted to do gymnastics. I have phenomenal balance and great stamina, although my flexibility is limited in my legs by the size of my quads and hamis. If I could go back in time an change anything I did when I was younger - it would be to pick up martial arts or gymnastics instead of boyscouts and bowling.

20k not a bad ride. I did that for a while too, it was awful I was so sweaty when I got into school every morning. I started just showering at the gym every day instead of at home.

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>>23871812
You live in Ky? Check your bed. You might be my new housie. Oh, but if only that were true... I would be having you for breakfast and fourth-meal every day ;)

>>23871800
haha! I love this pose! and your posts are funny/playful. =D
>insecurities
I found that the more comfortable I felt in my own skin, the hotter the guy found me. So stupid shit I'd worry about (like small tits) just didn't matter because the guy was into me anyway. perhaps it's the same for you! I'd like to think that's true in general.

>>23871859
>>23871800
To clarify- not saying that you're insecure about small tits ahahahahaha!

>>23871823
I have pretty good balance and coordination and I'm decently flexible (especially my shoulders, legs not so much). My stamina is not what it used to be sadly, but I have a pretty quick recovery time so I do really well in short bursts with small breaks in between.

>>23871856
>wearing clothes while doing yoga
disappoint.jpg

>>23871856
OHGOD. this pose. hint of package. *storm of flushed swearing ensues* while I've never done or been interested in anal, I think everything in my panties just clenched...

>>23871859
Said with hand raised, small breasts are preferred by some men anyways.

But if we're real-talking here anyone worth your time and affection isn't going to care if you're not their ideal body type. You're beautiful and you deserve someone who loves everything about you.

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>>23871869
>always more cardio

My mantra is, pretty much, if your heart rate didn't go above 200bpm you didn't workout. At least for me, if I didn't do at least 30 mins of running at or above 180bpm, I don't even feel like I did anything. I also have a hummingbird's heart so that's a high standard for most people. the highest I've ever maintained was 224bpm, the highest I've ever been was 228bpm.

>>23871877
Do not you worry. There will be sexy nekkid yoga in the future - this I vow. The first round I wanted to figure out how to take pictures of myself doing yoga and find out what kinds of poses work. Still some work to do, but I have better ideas now.

>>23871881
Something in my pants just swelled, and warmed, and stiffened.

>Pls come help me find out what it was?

>>23871864
Yeah I'm insecure about my man tits kek

>>23871889
Yah, real-talking for both guys and gals, I realized at a certain point that I wasn't going to be some people's ideal and vice-versa, so it wasn't worth wasting time feeling insecure about it. Sexual attraction is a bit of an odds game. NBD. I feel like once I stopped hating on parts of myself, I got infinitely hotter and better in bed (and even in performance arts...)
Everyone - rid yourself of insecurities! Your sex life will be amazing. =D

>>23871935
>nekkid yoga in the future
BUTT CHEEKS WITH GOLDEN FUZZ AW YISSSSSSSSS!

>come help me find out what it was?
It's already swung through my monitor and smacked me in the face. don't worry; I'll lick the pre-cum off and then get every drop of jizz that follows.

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>>23871974
How you know 'bout my fuzzy butt cheeks?

>So fuzzy. I like to just touch it sometimes - it's like the really soft trichomes that some ornamental plants have on their leaves, it's fantastic.

>every drop that follows.
Baby, why you do dis to me. My favorite way to cum is in 69, my tongue buried in your pussy while I shoot right down your throat.

>>23871942
>man tits
they may not be as unattractive as you think they are, honestly.

plus, sexual attraction is on the whole you. it's not like a summation of attraction across all body parts and mental stimuli. The guy I'm seeing is bald since he shaved his hair given premature receding hairline. He used to be self-conscious about it, but then let go of it because hey, what can ya do.

But to me, he's crazy hot, and he dispelled preconceived notions I had about bald dudes. now I like shaved heads because from afar, guys with shaved heads (and nice skulls) look like him.

>>23867227
GOD

>>23872006
Uh... I may have zoomed in on past threads' photos because I'm a pervy girl. I do not apologize for my sexual appetite.

>oddly enough, I have some succulents which have fuzzy parts that resemble your buttocks

>while I shoot right down your throat
i can take it. been thirsty for days. fucking unload and I promise not to spill a single pearly drop

>>23872035
werk it. we love forearm with elbow on quads.

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>>23872053
You shouldn't have to and I wasn't asking you to. I appreciate a woman with a little more than a healthy appetite - it takes something to keep up with me.

>not spilling a single drop
Depending on how deep you can take it, it's not like any would be able to spill out anyways... that far down in....

>>23872006
>>23871935
i can fap to this
especially the nipples

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>>23872088
I like to try to keep things balanced

>if you couldn't tell by the setup of my previous photos.

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>>23872106
Well... I fucked that one up...

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>>23872102
You may like several of the photos coming up shortly. Back, nipples, abdomen all relevant.

>>23872088
Jesus. Veins for days. Don't worry babe - I have excellent control over gag reflexes. shutting that shit down for your monster cock. cum on in.
>>23872106
this pic is you worshipping your best slut. I don't mind at all...

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>>23872144
I would go down for (on) you any day <3

You just tell me when.

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>>23872194
For some reason, no good pictures of crow came out... made me sad.

>>23872207
The good news is that you can always try (and cum) again! =D

>>23872194 A+ love the mat

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>>23872207
Good news for me, or good news for you?

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>>23872241
Thanks! It's a good mat. Has good grip and can take a manhandling without tearing.

>Everyone pls put your hands on my crotch.

>>23872248
Yes and yes. benefits for the universe.

>>23872300
How do you go to the beach without getting eyefucked to death to be honest

>>23872300
>>23872248
>>23872194
>>23872125
>>23872106
>>23872006
>>23871935
>>23871856
these are really lovely pics, dude
pls repeat without clothes
additional sweat would be a bonus

>>23872300
So in your case they say "nama-don't go" versus "namaste"?
>not so good on the ol' word play

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>>23872248
Yeah, dude, your legs are pretty beefy- can you see why I'm jealous?

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Here is last photo for now. I will take a better quality set over the weekend - will probably do clothed set although I have to find some subject material.

Any suggestions?

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>>23872306
Fair enough.

>>23872318
Thanks for the suggestion! I'll start the photos later on in the session. In a warm room I get drenched - was literally dripping like an icecube on a hot humid day by the end of the last vinyasa. You'll like, I promise ;)

>>23872310
Who says I'm not already dead?

>>23872320
Actually I thought that was very funny. I like puns and word-play a lot.

I'm embarrassed to admit it but sometimes I make comics. For example: (pic related)

But it's my bed time so I have to go, as much as I don't want to.

>>23872326
With forearms like that, why you worried? Plus, you look like you have a thin structure anyways, so beefy legs would look off on you - shouldn't be worried, you have a great body and should be proud of it :)

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>>23870672
I need to make this happen.
>>23870735
You too? Why does everyone want to tie me up.. ;D
>>23871587
>adorable
Really? Hahaj
>beautiful shot
Thank you!

Bonjour guise. Weather is lovely. Long weekend ahead... I wish I was in France so I could go buy breakfast at a boulangerie *dies a little*

Also morning cuddles and kisses

>>23872329
rely on static poses, rather than balances, to help with focussing
also, for nude shots, stay soft, unless u bone up easily
try and keep your back long too and breathe from your abdomen

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>>23872326
That's a man flesh swing you've built there! (As I see it)
>>23872366
>comic and wordplay
Hahaha yeah you fit in just fine ITT
>>23872403
Good morning! Long weekend fer sure for you. So the weather won't be so horrid for you? We'll keep ya sweating regardless =)

>>23872366
>Who says I'm not already dead?
No one posted the obligatory "what is dead can never die"?! C'mon now.
>>23872460
But we don't wanna see dong and balls. =( otherwise it'll discourage other gorgeously limbed and necked men fm contributing. Nay to sausages (kielbasa?) and related ITT.

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>>23872499
I hope the weather will stay like this when I'm off. As long as I don't have to work in the heat. Might go down to the beach and coil myself down in the probably cold water.
>What is dead may never die
That's because noone likes Ironborn!
Game time; where would you guys place the most frequent posters (yourselves and the guys posting pics both).
I'm curious!
>>23872589
>kiełbasa
Or kolbasa!

Time for work now, so have a similar pic to the previous one. But with more cat ears... (amongst other things)
Will check back in a while, toodle-pip!

>>23872637
Ogling everything about this photo, including bulge

>noone likes Ironborn
Ohhhhh snap. Don't get me started on some of the character gems in the Ironborn, son! (Esp Asha in the books- they kinda diluted her char in the show as Yara. But I understand the challenges in translating book to video)
>game time
You geographically where we are irl? Or in fantasy Planetos?
>kolbasa
Right. =) but since I don't eat meat other than dick... Lack of familiarity w/ processed meat products

>>23871112
underneath what??? o.o

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>>23871112
Better?

>>23872714
Yeah I'm gonna have to have you take 'em off.

>Ironborn
I'm only half way through the second book so I haven't met the Ironborns in the books. I'm not much for all that raping and pillaging. Diplomatic power and cunning is more appealing to me!

>game
No I mean like, what house would one belong to judging by looks and/or manners!
>sausage
It's the same thing really. I only really know this because I want to learn russian.
Meat products don't need to be familiarized with in my opinion so it's all good ;)

>>23872738
Collarbone is decent, anon but the monitor lighting and snapchat obfuscation of your face could use work (read: crop). Again! Pls.

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>>23872869
I don't know how to do lighting, most of the lights around my place are kinda dim because I like cozy darkness... is this better?

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Am I doing this right?

>>23872962
Holy shit is that vegan gainz?

>>23872981
Naw, I'm an omnivore.

>>23872833
Ayyy on the game. The answer is "faceless men" to all posters! (Groan)

Challenging because I'd want to agonize over it, but I need to sign off soon. I'll give it a go only if you provide your thoughts with a 10/10 forearm shot to counter mah shitpost:
>6'6 - hm. Don't really see you playing the game of thrones, friend. suspect you're either a bastard of Baratheon or a snow.
>weldbro - crannogman or a maester at the citadel
>thisguyfucks - brynden the muthafuckin blackfish Tully. BAMF. (Although thisguyfucks is Tyrion level keks)
>books - Tyrell with some dornish influence
>other will have to wait...

Femanons. Let's face it, it's a miserable setting for females. I'd probably be some lowborn peasant, raped and dead by age 10. Catwoman ... Maybe house Mormont given the strength of those ladies and their preference for hairy dudes. The other kitty femanon - another fem whose life will end abruptly and with much pain and suffering.

The better questions to ask are: 1) fave characters and 2) character attributes you most identify with. (not the same questions... Too long for thread- good at dork parties =)

>>23872954
>cropping out face
>actual crops
It's too early, I laughed.

>>23872954
Hehehe! Better pic, but it flattens the depth such that you're losing definition. Again! When catwoman wakes up, she's gonna want to see your body hair, too.

>>23873085
T-teach me how to photography anon

>>23872962
Yes, senpai has noticed you! Poses, pls. You look lanky (compliment)

>>23873092
I have many strengths, but photog is not one of them, sadly. Agree with >>23873084
Totally died laughing. Luv you!!!!

>>23873116
Any requests?

>>23873123
Since you've got the webcam, reference initial posts up on the thread- arms across chest to show off hairy meaty forearms is a good one for you!

>>23873141
No webcam, I can try though!

Beddie bye for me. Senpai rotation goes back to Cat in the AM. Stay awesome, my lovely gropers.

>>23873158
Make it happen, anon. Show us who's boss.
>Do or do not; there is no try

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>>23873174
I tried, My upperbody looks flat as fuck

>>23873290
Bonus:

gfycat com / CloudyPlasticGrunion

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>>23873065
A BASTARD.. Fair enough ;)

>you
You dance. You're probably Dornish. Yes. Very nice.
>Catwoman
As pretty and seductive as a Tyrell. She'd be the first Tyrell to marry a bastard ;)
>kittenanon
You think I'd let anyone touch my pets? Tsk tsk... No way.
Probably a pretty little Lannister frolicking in the gardens.
>Swedish femanon
Stockholm is pretty much Kings Landing. Probably a Noble fantasizing about being visited in the night by a rough bastard. *hint hint*

>Weldbro
Def a nobles blacksmith. Although he looks too kind.. probably a maester, yes.
11/10 would weld his maesters chain.

>>23871651
There you are! I can't believe I missed you! I'm never awake when you're here anymore!
>>23871677
>50 to 80% clotheless.
Hnnng!
>>23871856
>>23871935
>>23872088
>>23872106
>>23872111
>>23872125
>>23872194
>>23872207
>>23872248
>>23872300
>>23872329
>>23872329
So, yoga is one of my workouts each week, I actually hate it. I think you could make me enjoy it. Plz help me like yoga. (Just drooling.)
>suggestions
Dirty hands (dirty, food, grease)
Rolling sleeves, ties, belts and such.

>>23872403
>>23872637
My heart is melting over these photos.

>>23872723
the underside of your arm.
>>23872738
Yes much better :)

>>23873065
>house of Mormont
Sadly, yes girl. I think this is possible

>>23873351
Growing strong. ;)
>She'd be the first Tyrell to marry a bastard
Mhm. ;)

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>>23873501
My heart melts every morning when she does that!
>>23873501
Do we marry under old gods or new?

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Haha, since when am i on the thread-thumbnail?
At least i shaved since last i posted.
Hit me with some suggestions, if there's something you wanna see in particular.

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>>23873674
Just got back from morning swim, so i'm feeling good today.

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>>23873679
Good to finally have a day off.

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Off until tuesday.
Next stop; liquor store

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I'm here again, with a little something I took last night before going to sleep.

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>>23872460
Good suggestions. I have some nice ones in mind, I just have to figure out how to hide my business from the lense :P

>>23872589
Are you trying to suggest something about my being preserved in sexy-photo immortality?

>>23872954
I found the grass-face to be funnier than I probably should have...

>>23873501
Well I was talking suggestions for yoga poses, but I will put some of those on the list behind nekkid yoga poses. You might like what I did today.

Anyone want to watch me make and play with breakfast?

>>23873351
>>23873065
>a maester
I don't watch GoT, nor have I read the books, a bunch of my friends do/have though. What's funny is one of my last names actually translates to "Masters".