MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Let's see 'em men!

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<

Prior thread:
>>23866490/

Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, clean man hands and glorious veins! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples).
Tattoos, jewelry, and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although all audiences welcome). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<

Please- no cock, balls, bare feet, or full on face! We prefer the mystery of anonymity.

>>>>> POSE IDEAS <<<<<

Requests and poses that have driven us crazy:
> Ties, belts, jewelry
> Petting and holding cute animals / plush or other delicate things (flowers)
> Various stages of undress (buttoning / unbuttoning cuffs, ties, adjusting collars, hands around belts, etc.) and/or shaving, showering
> Holding tools, weapons/knives, instruments
> Suggestive poses and captions (holding condoms, panties, lube, etc.)
> Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome
> Anything that makes us think about how you'd handle lady parts (think curves, nipples, boobs and butt)...

>>>>> OTHER MAN POSES <<<<<

Classic poses:
> arms crossed against chest with sleeves rolled up (or short sleeves, shirtless)
> thinking, with your hand curled under chin or at lips as if deep in thought
> one arm folded across waist, the other at a V, reaching for the opposite shoulder
> thumb tucked into pants pocket

Suggestive poses:
> hands at waistband with thumbs tucked in. or undoing a belt / unzipping pants, undoing drawstring of shorts/sweats
> hand against wall (either flat or with curved fingers, as if you're towering over a girl you're about to kiss
> hand in a position as if you're lifting up a face to say "look at me"
> elbows on knees, bent over, hands clasped in front

"Let's fuck" poses:
> finger to mouth, saying "shhh"
> beckoning "come hither" gesture
> hand reaching down in your pants for your package (but we need to see attached sexy arm)
> pointing towards your (clothed/covered) package as if to say "get on my dick"

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

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Reposting my last 4 from last thread.

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>>23879424
You used my "fuck you, sky" picture <3

Cheers guise!

Oops. Apologies for potato quality of the collection on the thumbnail. Was rushing and still have a dehydration headache from sweating too hard thanks to the last thread...

Manly gropers, fingerers, and fondlers! Git yer hot limbs and digits back in here!

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Home too early from a party to make dinner, home too late to have lunch, home just in time to shitpost in a new thread. What a time to be alive.
Shirt on today, should be fun.

>>23879457
>You used my "fuck you, sky" picture <3
Yah, juvenile sense of humor works here =D

I didn't have time to really clip and shade/color all the photos I wanted. Hard to grab frames going through webms, too. And I only wanted to use pics from frequent posters so less risk of usage complaint shizzle. So hopefully no one's offended if they aren't in the thumbnail. We love all our contributors!

I'm gonna go hydrate and come back later to enjoy all the delish webms. Hope you're enjoying a great first day of your long weekend, 6'6!

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>>23879470
New ID 'cause i'm posting from my computer now. It's too fucking hot here to have a shirt on.

>>23879470
QT5000! Not sure whether you saw on prev thread, but I don't think I've ever seen a pic of your neck where you haven't been sporting an adorable smile. so much luv for you.

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>>23879477
Or no? Networks how do they work?

>>23879478
I just really like smiling i suppose. Having a good day?

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>>23879460
And to respond to what you wrote in last thread
>I love being in your mind..
Oh yeah. Every time I pick up my guitar now..

>picking up chicks with lewd hand poses
I'm not so sure about that, hahaha

>hugging
Oh yeah you won't let go, not until it's time to get down on your knees!

>>23879472
Good, juvenile humour is great!

Well you used my glove picture so I'm happy despite quality ;)

And yes, I'm enjoying it so much!

>>23879450
>>23879452
>>23879454
>>23879456
Those arms, that hair...

>>23879483
You're sorta picking up chicks with lewd hand poses here.

>>23879472
>>23879494
Is it weird to feel a little proud to be in the macro, even though you only like me for neck, you bastards.

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>>23879500
Well ok yeah but I know you girls like it.. I can't just do the to anyone!

>>23879505
Not at all!
You have a really charming smile and should in every macro, haha.

>pic is probably gonna end up sideways...

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I live in Denmark, i could swear it's not supposed to be more than 20 degrees here, yet thermometer says 29... Is the world ending? Maybe i should find some ice to cool down with like the other guys.

>>23879530
Love the bass man, how long have you played? Might pick up my guitar later.

>>23879540
So we have a bass player, a guitarist, I've seen a drummer post in the past, I can sing...
Wanna start a band, guys?

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>>23879545
As long as you let me stagedive, i'm game.
Also i'm prone to rock a tiny bit too hard sometimes, hope it's not a problem.

>>23879530
Its totally sideways ;)

>>23879545
Can i be a groupie?

>>23879477
I kinda want to make out with you. And by "kinda" I mean "really"
>>23879482
Lel! QT5000, you too need to stop talking so that I do not become overly fond of you. Aw fuck. Too late.
>>23879505
It's ok to be a manwhore. We luv our manwhores! (I giggled at the "you bastards" part. Have a buddy who's always calling us bastards in a Jon Snow accent)

>>23879540
Dansk! I love close to Denmark. I'll let you know when I'm there and we'll grab a beer and jam ;)
Played guitar for 8, bass for 3 :)
>>23879545
Oh yeah, I'm in!

>>23879566
Yes!

>>23879483
Are you chewing on the drawstring to one of my halter tops?! (I wish)
>>23879530
We like it from you sideways, right side up, upside down... Any which way
>>23879551
Ahhh I thought I saw gorgeous inlays in the background of one of your posts! Really beautiful

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>>23879566
I, for one, wouldn't mind that at all.
>>23879573
Is a manwhore really all i am now? Well, not like i'm complaining.
>>23879580
Sure thing man, i'm always down for beers and music!

Getting out of this shirt way too slowly though. You're too distracting, let me cool down a bit.

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I have some (not the best quality) pics that are more bulge centered but have my hand/arm in frame holding it, opinions on posting them? Or should hands be the focal point? (why do so many of the good hand pics I have saved have my cock in them)

Have slender nerd boy neck feat. neckbeard in the mean time

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>>23879545
Sure! I play guitar and drums (not an expert, just for fun)
>>23879540
DK here too

Btw this is a repost, didn't take any pics lately

>>23879580
>>23879596
Yay!

>>23879596
>>23879613
More people who live sorta close. Awesomeness!

>>23879613
Har du været ude og nyde Distortion eller er du ikke i Kbh området?

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>>23879623
I'm sure you would be the best groupie to have on a tour.

Finally able to cool off a little, how do people deal with heat?

>>23879624
Sorry, I only study in DK, I'm not danish xD
But if google translated correctly, no I've never been there

>>23879530
Luv the angle / perspective of this shot, 6'6
>>23879596
You cool down -> we heat up.... *guzzling water like there's no tomorrow*
>>23879605
Hi! Bulges are totes fine (more than fine) but we don't wanna see bare pecker and balls or buttholes. Use good judgment...

>>23879630
Ah, sorry man! Well, you're missing out, Distortion is Denmarks biggest street-party. It lasts for 5 consecutive days and people go crazy. Especially in this weather. Seen at least 2 couples having sex on the streets on my way home today.

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>>23879635
You might wanna get some more water then, don't wanna leave you dehydrated.

>>23879605
Hands forearms and necks should be focal point, pls. There is an oversupply of dick focused threads already and this audience is more interested in the fun and erotic stuff you do with hands and arms and manly neck/jaw. Thank you =)

>>23879638
Damn, that sounds crazy ahaha I've never heard of it. Do they have good music? I'm more into rock/metal

>>23879652
As am I, actually just bought tickets to see Architects this october.
Yeah the music is fine, if you know where to go to find the live bands, otherwise it's just club and party music.

>>23879644
>>23879629
hnnnnnnnng. just... hnnnnnnng

>>23879629
Windows all the way open with the blinds down seems to be the best way to go about it, besides the obvious shirt off strategy.

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Sup

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>>23879559
God damn it... These wont be!
>>23879596
All right, next time I go to Kph I'll bring my bass and we'll jam and take some pics for the thread ;)

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>>23879665
Oh don't have a heartattack, we're just getting started!

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>>23879683
Also took a pic with a cat but since he didn't want to cooperate it didn't come out great.

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>>23879651
Got it, I should really take some new pics specifically for this thread

I dunno how much love slender hands get but I posted this in a thread the other week too

>>23879691
Just let me know! And please tell me you have a good camera, i'm getting stressed out using my phone.

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>>23879704
Sorry, mand.. I've only got my phone ;/

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>>23879695
Bro, slender hands are the best

>>23879707
Ugh, too bad. Guess we'll have to make it work!

>>23879708
why sideways whyyyyyy

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>>23879710
We'll find a way!

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>>23879726
I'm just gonna dump some pics before I head out to get some fucking FALAFEL <3

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>>23879732

>>23879683
>>23879694
>>23879692
>>23879691
M-moar.. ..

>>23879732
>>23879736
Enjoy man, i'll make some nachos soon as well.

>>23879483
You melted the ice pretty fast on that webm c: ! your kitten checking in <3

Bite your fingers next?!

>>23879683
the molessss

>>23879708
even more moles!

I want to lick and kiss everyone's moles today.

>>23879734
Scratches from? o:

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>>23879695
>>23879708

and forearms too though, I'm just kinda thin all around

>>23879732
Nice guitar bro

I'm off too, going to a bbq with friends, I may take some pictures of me touching meat (no, not my meat you pervs lel)

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>>23879739
moar incoming
>>23879740
Thanks, you too! :)

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>>23879694
>>23879739
F-fine

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>>23879743
I was warm!
Also hi kitten! *pets*

I can bite my fingers next, yes!

>>23879745
Thanks, post yours, I want to see!

No more guitar pics for now :D

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>>23879739
Glad to oblige.

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>>23879683
>>23879743
Moles you say..

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>>23879759
Uhh... that looks just like my cat.. Scary resemblance

>>23879762
I just realized I do have one thing of leather.. My guitar strap!

>>23879743
kitty cat claws

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>>23879775
Does anyone want to come and play?

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>>23879778
Alright, food time.

Oh and Sthlm-gal, you asked what I played.. Do you into vidya as well? Here's a webm for you since it's still as hot as earlier in here.

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>>23879775
Is he being exploited for /soc/ as well?

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>>23879789
Haha holy shit it's a carbon copy.
And yes, she is!

>>23879778
>>23879765
>>23879732
>>23879726
>>23879692
oh lawd
>>23879789
pet exploitation is tried and true method on the "how to meet others that have a common interest" list...

>>23879831
I have some more suggestive pics as well, if there's any interest?

>>23879691
Much better

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>>23879847
I try!

>>23879788
Yeah, I am. Not big on the war games though.
Thank you for that lovely webm also. I'm drooling on my pizza now.

>>23879842
oh QT5000 absolutely. Suggest away puh-leeeeeeze!!!
I am going to grab some nachos shortly as well. >nachos w/ my long list of exclusions = just guacamole, salsa and chips

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>>23879878
Gonna drop a few i took earlier while i eat then, and take some new ones later. Any suggestions as to what to do? Thinking about getting some water and have some fun.

>>23879899
this is a good start!! and wet is always fun

take some while you're eating! esp given your lips, jaw, neck... the guys posted pics on the last thread eating, playing w/ food, fingers in their mouths... insides turned to goo

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>>23879908
You like being messy? Well, that's definitely a possibility.
Thought some scrathes would be fun, considering all the cats (kitties?) in the thread.

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>>23879908
Being more demanding is fun as well.

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>>23879908
>>23879913
I got a little too carried away.

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This is the shittiest quality ever but I bet there hasn't been a pic like this before

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>>23879873
Oh what do you play? I play pretty much anything. Mostly CS though, because Swedish I guess, haha.
And it's my pleasure. But you should be drooling over me instead. Bokstavligen talat.

>>23879913
>You like being messy?
Hahaa! only when it comes to sports and leisure... esp when the guy is being artfully lewd and suggestive!

>>23879923
> cats (kitties?) in the thread
yea, this thread has given me a warped view now that all EU guys are tall qts w/ kitties
you have me in stitches w/ the pic and caption =D

>>23879919
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>23879923
wait, do you shave your body hair? whyyyyyyy? pls stop? =(
>>23879952
hahaha I see what you did there - thumbs up
>>23879961
you don't have any bad angles of your forearms, jeez. BTW- you mentioned something about boulangeries and French blood. it would be cool to see a pic of pretty, small pastel macarons in your enormous hands one day. i know you don't eat them, but perhaps you could still play with them? for art's sake.

>>23879961
My favorites are halo and skyrim, but I also enjoy dishonored, borderlands amongst some other stuff.

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>>23879989
Yas! Am zo french I shit ze white flags. (I swear to god if anyone of you jokes about white flags..)
I could do that! Next time I'm in France I'll make sure to play with lots of stuff like that, from a real boulangerie. (Squish eclaires in my hands anyone?

Here's a bad angle of my forearm! :D

>>23880018
nay friend - that's an obtuse angle. get it less than 90 degrees for a (nerd wink) angle
>Squish eclaires in my hands anyone
am sure the male crowd would enjoy that quite a bit!

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>>23879989
Sorry! But i can't let it get too out of hand, being a swimmer and all. You can have a picture from before i shaved though. It's a little old and there's not too much hair, but whatever.

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>>23880012
>Halo
>Skyrim
>Borderlands
10/10. Especially Halo.
Let's play splitscreen.

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>>23880029
>Angle puns
Ahah! I see what you did there!

Maybe! I forgot I have to squeeze a banan for Catwoman when I get home. Yes I mean in both ways. *ba dum psch*

>>23880031
*nods* on the swimming thing - I gotchu.

>would personally prefer that you crop out your GORGEOUS eyes fm photos..... only 'cuz mystery...

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>>23879952
You might like my most recent purchase.

>>23880033
Absofuckinglutely. Prepare to be... Not so badly destroyed lol. I am not as great at fps as I like to pretend/hope I am.
>>23880018
Pretty sure that's still a pretty good angle of your arm.

>>23880031
Definitely prefer when you don't shave, but if you do it for swimming, I suppose it will have to be OK ;)


I'd just like to say that I love all the stupid/silly jokes that go on in this thread

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>>23880068
We should find out! You probably played Halo professionaly so I'm afraid to banter..
>angle
I admit defeat.

>>23879989
>>23880068
>tfw I grow literally no hair on my upper body and everyone likes hair.
MERDE.

I have to say I also love the mood in this thread.

>>23880044
>squeeze a banana for Catwoman
belongs in urbandictionary fer sure

>>23880068
>love all the stupid/silly jokes
same heeeeere =D

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These threads move so quickly.

How's everyone been?

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>>23880138
I'm gonna be going to the tattoo parlor today to schedule an appointment for my first tattoo.

>>23880123
I have no preference regarding body hair or no body hair, only a preference when it comes to shaving existing body hair.

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>>23880145
I just got this shirt yesterday. I love the way it fits. I think I finally found the right size to order for my OTR shirts. It'll save me some money having to go to the tailor less often.

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I got some sun! In Scotland!

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>>23880159
Cat tax

>>23880145
What will you get?

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>>23880129
Hahaha, I guess it does!

>>23880147
I see!

I was eaten alive by mosqitoes.. halp.
Time for beer and vidya.

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>>23880169
Nothing original.

I've been in love with Ben Franklin's illustration for the longest time. As a history major I've studied the Seven Years War (from when the image originated) and the ARW (when the image was appropriated and made popular)

When I Google'd, unfortunately, I found out I wasn't the first person to have this idea. Doubly unfortunate it happened to be a relatively famous person who had the idea before me. So I'm Blakely going to copy the size and placement of Craig Ferguson's tattoo. (pic related)

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Stoked on finding this thread.

Always got alot of compliments on my hands.

>>23880194
Kitty, drink, video games, and almost no clothes. Seems like a good night.

>>23880202
I like it. I think it doesn't really matter who else has it, a tattoo is personal after all. Which state is the middle part?

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Here's some veins..

>>23880138
ace pics, bruh
>>23880210
you're not giving the full finger, though...
>>23880236
fuckyeahveins!!!

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>>23880226
Oh yeah, it's a great night!
Because we mentioned Halo I really want to play Halo 3 though.

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Thought this might be of interest to you

>>23880236
Omg
>>23880291
Omg

>>23879457
Still drinking. You're adorable.

>>23879470
I love this shirt and the little smile you always have. :D
>>23879482
Yesss!

>>23879483
the biting just always kills me. Mmmmfff
>>23879530
I like you sideways.

>>23879540
Button down requests fulfilled <3

>>23879551
Plz dive onto me, your tendons make me damp.

>>23879629
Your neck. Hnnng, goddddd!
>>23879644
Bicep jesus god.

>>23879691
Please grab me already

>>23879694
Moar tendons. Mmmmfff!

>>23879708
>slender hands are the best
I have to agree.

>>23879744
YESSS!

>>23879749
I need you. Right now, please.
>>23879778
Pick me pleaseeee!
>>23879788
Gonna have you one way or another.

>>23879913
the scratching ones, I can't take this.

>>23879919
By far one of my favourite poses done around here.

>>23880018
Share that with me?

>>23880138
Hello again!
>>23880164
Yis more kitties!

>>23880269
God Those moles.


>catwoman just waterfalling all over this thread. God damn

>>23880291
Good lord guy. You are a veiny motherload.

>>23880269
One halo game I never thought I would get so fond of is actually halo wars. It's been way too long since I played it. Halo 3 and ODST are really good too of course. I really need to finish 4 though.

I really miss playing halo against/with someone though.

I feel like I'm taking the convo off topic... >_>
I'm supposed to be looking at man hands, not thinking about games.

>>23880349
I've been drinking all day. I get to do that because I am an adult.

>biting
I'm gonna to that to you.
>sideways
You'll like me sideways, upright, upside down ;)

And yes, I pick you. I'm gonna tie you up and grab you juuust the way I want to.
I'll have to get a ticket to 'Murica when I can afford it.

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>>23880364
I never played Halo wars and didn't like Halo 4 much...
Do you have a xbone? I bought Halo 5 and only played a single game of MM because I had noone to play with, lol.

>>23880398

>I've been drinking all day. I get to do that because I am an adult.
You are me, but lean, have a cock, over a foot taller.
> And yes, I pick you. I'm gonna tie you up and grab you juuust the way I want to.
I'll have to get a ticket to 'Murica when I can afford it.
If I could afford it, you and kittehs would be here with my kitties and I'd be taking your photos for this thread posting and doing dirty things to you while we drink beer.

Had to delete and repost because this thread makes me retarded.

>>23880456
Still fucking up dat greenbelt. What is my life?! This thread moved so quickly while I was working!!!!!

>>23880474
>greenbelt
God I need a fucking beer I'm failing all over this thread rn.

>>23880425
I don't! I haven't had an Xbox since '14. I miss having one so badly

>>23880364
lol... don't be so hard on yourself given our diversions into epic fantasy and cooking technique ;)
>>23880425
>Do you have a xbone
Freudian slap, er slip there?
>>23880456
i'd ship catwoman and 6'6 forevah if we weren't all a buncha free-for-all sluts ITT =D

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>>23880362
started working out about a year ago, after escaping Auschwitz, so i've always been kind of vascular :>

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>>23880456
I've noticed that! We're the same but opposite genders, for real.

I'd have to borrow you for photos... ;D
>greenbelt
Did you drink my beers?

>>23880492
I went from 360 to PC in '12, and got a XB1 when DS3 came out. What do you play on then? PC I'm assuming?

>>23880497
Xbone was intentional ;D
And can you please ship me? Please? We can be sluts anyway! (ship me)

My apartment is so hot. Unbearable. Need to take off more.

>>23880502
>Aushschwitz
Wut.
I'm not normally into your body type, but you're doing quite well at it, I must say.

>>23880497
Truuuue
>>23880497
It's actually unofficially called an xbone as an abbreviation of "Xbox one"

>>23880550
Crap. Missed your reply.
Yeah. I'm currently playing on my laptop. Horrible, I know ;)

>>23880550
gawd. this pose.
yah, we're shipping hard. fleets galore.
>>23880562
>xbone
oh duhr! ty for clarifying- my mind clearly has never risen out o' da gutter!!! =D

>>23880550
I think this picture just gave me an orgasm.

I wish I drank your beer. Because then you could have HANDeled me.
>did I pun right?

I'm just now sitting in a fucking puddle, please help.

Are blacks allowed here?

>>23880474
>greenbelt
greenbelt maryland? i'm in college park. i see more dmv people than i expect to on here

>>23880620
of course!

>>23880630
Man whyou, can you get this shit the fuck off here? Apparently you don't know how to read.

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>>23880634
Okay.

>>23880630
What part of "no penises" was incomprehensible?

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>>23880640
>>23880651
my bad, i legitimately didn't see that the thread said 'no dicks' because i did quick reply and the guidelines aren't in the OP. anyway, i deleted the file as soon as i read the rules

>>23880573
Sometimes it better when minds are in the gutter

>>23880672
Thank you

>>23880672
thanks for removing. will clean up the OP to be just one post w/ guidelines. we have very few rules here and "no bare dongs/balls/buttholes" is basically the only one that we're adamant about

>>23880672
Thank you, I'm a little further north than Maryland buddy. Which you may have realized reading the previous posts. You have nice hands, thank you again for cock removal!

>>23880644
OH hey! Where are you?

>>23880692
> Where are you?
Fort Gordon.

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>>23880569
Laptop? What kan man spela on en laptop 2016? Genuine question as I know nothing about them.

>>23880573
I have something hard you could ship..
>>23880591
Yes. Yes you pinne right. And as a reward I have something to help you. But it does involve licking things.

I am now drunk.

>>23880725
I really just wrote that in Swenglish? The fuck?

>>23880725
Please post smoking, pleaseeeee?
>lick me please

>>23880714
You have very nice hands!

>>23880742
That's how I know when you're drunk, you start throwing Swedish into conversation. I just Google it and pretend like it didn't happen because you're my future husband (whether you fucking like it or not) and it's so cuteeeeee

>>23880725
>I have something hard you could ship
I bet you do. I'm gonna sink your battleship shortly. Or I guess in your case... aircraft carrier?

>Swenglish
hahahaha. tipsy 6'6 is funneeeeeeee (well, moreso than usual). =D

>>23880725
I can play some older games on my laptop, which is a more productivity-focused model with a fairly powerful CPU but pretty weak GPU.
Modern games on low settings also run after putting the resolution allll the way down.

Also yes, I'm still here, lurking, mainly just waiting for requests to pop up.

>>23880725
At the moment I mostly play rift, but I also have borderlands 1 and 2, fallout new Vegas, and Minecraft

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>>23880749
You wish, I post.
>even though smoking is a bad habit tjat could lead to a slow painful death and the dismemberment and torture of everyone you love. At least is says so on the package

And I'm glad you find my swengöish cute :D

>>23880759
Wouldn't it be more like ISS or something? Pls let me dock my spaceship in your station
>I chuckled

>>23880766
But you're Weldbro with the furnace PC rigjt? So you have both?

>>23880784
I loved Borderlands, didnt play the second. Is it good?

>>23880794
It is. I like it.

>>23880794
Yup, I've got my main tower and a laptop I bought for my study, but I quit that halfway through the year so that laptop is only used when I'm not at home.

>>23880794
>slow and painful death
I know, don't guilt me b. I've been smoking on my porch drinking someone else's alcohol since I got home. :(

>new request: smoking webm.
Some day.

>>23880800
I need to get it.
>>23880803
Ah, I see! What card was that you showed earlier? I bought a 980 a few months back. Totes love it.
>>23880807
Drinking someone elses alcohol is always better. Because free stuff is good ;D

I can make a smoking webm tomorrow for you :)

>>23880827
The one I posted was a HD5970, bought it because it's the last (and most powerful) card ever released under the ATI brand.
My main rig is running an R9 290 Vapor-X. Beastly card, but sure loves to drink power.

>>23880827
You really do

>>23880827
We'll I bought the alcohol because I drank their last alcohol they left here. So it wasn't free, but wasn't mine.
>vicious cycle
Protip: nobody leave your alcohol with me.
> I can make a smoking webm tomorrow for you :)
I might fly to Sweden if you do

>>23880834
Now you have no excuse to complain that your room is too hot ;) Beast cards are beast.

>>23880842
Is it better or at least on par with the first? I only played Lilith

>>23880845
Gonna make a smoking webm tomorrow.

>>23880875
>::prepping to buy plain tickets right now::
Tempt me

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Beaten up a little...

>>23880875
Personally I think nothing compares to the first of anything as far as experience goes, but they made it quite different from the first one. It doesn't feel like a repeat, but it's not something completely different either. And let's face it, Maya is rather hot.

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>>23880881
*tempting*
>>23880891
Sounds like I need to get it.
And yes, Maya is rather hot
>the reason I chose to play Lilith

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>>> Band director / Orchestra conductor type hands <<<
Throwing this out in the ether... do we have any conducting man hands in the crowd? If so, pls identify!
>mrw I have really specific fetishes

>>23880901
I will sink my teeth into that neck if you don't behave yourself.
(That mole fucks me up every time, I'm going to kiss it.)

>>23880794
>Pls let me dock my spaceship in your station
I chuckled, too... and admit that I spent too much time thinking about the mechanics of how various scenarios would work
>>23880901
Still wanna bite this neck of yours

>>23880901
There's that darn shirt again. Am I gonna have to steal it to inspect it again?

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>>23880946
Oh then why should I behave? ;)
>>23880956
Mechanics? I pull your panties down, bend you over, and then it's smooth sailing the rest of the way. Cmon, it's not rocket science!
And yeah you should bite it too.

You two can each take a side.

>>23880998
I think you have to!

>>23880998
do it, gurl!!!! for all of us =D
>>23881016
>I pull your panties down, bend you over
not the first time that I had a roller coaster of laughter and then getting moist btwn mah legs reading dat...

>>23881016
Because I'm going to tackle you to the ground and start tearing your clothes off.
>Bonus kitteh lap cuddle, I cant

>>23881016
>>23881025
I will!
Can't be that damn hard to find my way down there. Finding the right person on the other hand...

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>>23880875
Yeah, it really chews through anything I throw at it.

Speaking of, here's a WebM of my hands while playing Transformers: Devastation. Cut to almost two minutes long, so naturally I had to completely choke bandwidth and turn the resolution down a lot. Hope it's watchable.

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It's been a long day and my tan returned in full force this week

>>23881025
I can relate to laughing and then >Iamdiamonds
>>23881030
Tear em all off, would you kindly? ;)
>>23881036
I'll wear this shirt so you can find me!

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>>23880555
>Auschwitz
Its a /fit/ meme, teasing skellies.


I get crazy veiny when my heartrate goes up ;)

>>23881146
Ahhhh. Okay.

Your hands are crazzzzzzy!

>>23881090
I will you may never have another article of clothing on again

>>23881090
Perfect. Watch your back ;)

Good night thread.
When you fall asleep with your tablet basically on your face, it's time to admit defeat.

>>23881244
hahaha
>ihavemadethatmistake.jpg
g'night swedegal!

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>>23881187
I pretty much walk around almost naked in this heat anyway ;)

>>23881244
+1 on that.
Goodnight, everyone! *toast*

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Playing w Cooper

>>23881268
I have air conditioning, but you could walk around naked here anyway.

>>23881285
More fuzzy beast pets!

>>23881146
I'm wet af now

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>>23881555

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I've always been quite fond of my arms.

>>23881582
Omgggg so cute!

>>23881629
You should be, they're nice and so fuzzy!!!!

Okay, I'm way too drunk to post anything right now, but I took some car pics and other stuff earlier, so once I wake up I probably post those, if I remember I promised that o_0

Until then, have a good night/day

>>23882096
Lol! We'll remind you. Thx =)

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postan chest

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>>23879424
Well, my tool fondling hand made it into a macro- a part of me can live on forever thanks to this possibly obsessed (not with me, just with certain body parts) girl I've never met. My life is finally complete. Good night, guys- may you all live your dreams.
Wait, is it too late for a dark joke warning?

>>23882151
i've never had a chance to play with a chest like that
i would LOVE to try

>>23882208
Oh god your forearm veins are wettingly delightful

>>23882208
What I wouldn't give to have you choke and fuck me tonight

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>>23879424
>>23882208
In all seriousness, though, I was happy/surprised to see my arm in there. Thanks! You sure know how to make a fella feel special. Have a hand.

>>23882257
Use that hand to force me to give you a BJ pls
>Recaptcha is to select rivers

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>>23882231
Glad to be of service. I've certainly benefited plenty in arousal from the lovely lady camwhores here, I feel like I should give a little back to the community.
>>23882265
I'm not sure you can force the eager, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't give you firm direction in how I wanted it.

>>23882337
Omg <3 you for that. Totally eyefucking you hard

>>23882394
Wh-what kind of sexy is going on?! Unnnnhhhh...

>>23882337
You can always give to my community

>>23882394
I hate those boxers but I not even mad about this picture.

>>23882411
the thread asked for necks and hands, so I tried to give both

>>23882475
Def not complaining- hot AF pic

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Here's a quick takedown/rebuild of one of my handguns I took out today and needed to clean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWEEJ2P0c5U&feature=youtu.be

I'll post my bigboy gun videos after I find a good tripod for my phone

>>23882741
Yeeeessssss!!!!!!!!

I missed so much ): this thread is moving unbelievable fast now!

>>23879708
Agreed! nice hands

>>23879744
those veins.... s;

>>23879762
c:

>>23879765
hngghh..

>>23879788
That's.. a lot better than finger biting s:

>>23880018
The tendon.. the vein D: Love!

>>23880145
someone crossing their arms.. will always be my favourite.

>>23880236
~ ~ this is getting far too out of hand now! Everyone's been so perfect ugh!

>>23880291
omg.. more please..

>>23881268
I see that thing! your kitten would like to be added :3

>>23882208
those veins are throbbing my god..

>>23882257
What do you do for a living? your hands look very worn! are they dry? anyways.. still very hot..

>>23882394
boxer briefs next time? c:

Oh my gosh the content of this thread.. I'm breathless I'll be sleeping well tonight with my imagination running.. <3

>>23882741
wow.. more! :D

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the only way to properly (fist)bump ITT ba-la-la-la-la

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>>23881555
You know I would.
>>23882842
It felt alot better than finger biting ;)
What thing? The skype thing?

Good morning thread, who's up for some morning exercises?

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>>23883406
Ayy lmao

>>23883415
Good morning. This is nice to wake up to.

>>23883424
My heart is all puffy warm and squishy like Baymax now <3 nightie night.....

>>23883415
Fuck. I zoomed in on this pic. No longer sleepy. Now my nipples could cut diamonds. Ugh. 10/10. *throws mobile device across room* <3 Zzzzzz

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>>23883429
Good morning! Happy to hear that ;)
>>23883444
Haha aw, well of course I wouldn't leave you hanging!

>I immediatly thought of Jontrons "10/10, 10/10, 100/100, best game. Best game!" When I read 10/10.

I could get you sleepy though, just lemme know. Good night :D

Adams apple is a thing?

>>23883465
Totally not up for exercises though. I am a lazy thing in the mornings. I like just laying in bed for a while, then getting up for tea. It would take a special kind of personality to motivate me the mornings.

>>23883484
Absolutely. We like hands, arms, and necks.

>>23883501
Really? Not even... co-op exercises? The kind where you don't leave the bed?

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>>23883501

Well, here are a couple

>>23883514
Well.. I mean.. I might make an exception for certain kinds of exercise..

>>23883522
Very nice

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>>23883545
Good, good. Because I know this really fun exercise. Feels great too. I'd show you.

>>23883557
Sounds like fun

>>23882842
got any requests?

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>>23883583
Splendid.
Får man kontaktböga?

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>>23882842
I work on cars for a living, but the worst of the calluses come from handling the bar during my exercises.

>>23883623
Jag gillar inte att lämna ut info på 4chan... :(

>>23883882
Inte jag heller. Meneh, du kan ju maila min throwaway eller något?

>>23883415
o: boxerbriefs! and yes! Also that is the cutest mug.. where'd you get it? I need to get one! c:

>>23883522
throbbing veins!!

>>23883809
oh wow! you should lift for us! everyone would love it.

>>23883608
No one has done my paint/ink request yet! c: maybe you could?

If you can do webms maybe punch something..

or crush something with your hands..

or rip something apart...

or yea.. everyone feel free to do these :D

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Check out the messy fridge and crap quality!

>>23866709
Thank you. They don't always cooperate with me like this.

>>23868006
It's a rather erotic, thought, isn't it? I could be pulling on your hair with my veiny hands and he could be cupping your breasts while giving your neck a light squeeze (if you're into that).

Would be nice if I could act like an older brother and somehow get him laid for once, too. Maybe that should be my zany scheme for the summer.

>>23874824
I guess Asian Guy or something would work since my ethnicity in these kinds of threads seem to be a very minor minority. It'd be nice if I was more active, but I usually only post when I get conscious of my thin, not very hairy forearms.

At least now I can play catch up at 6:30 am.

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>>23883934
Always boxer briefs! I don't have anything else haha.
I bought it at H&M!
>>23883939
I don't have paint or ink :( but I have a few ideas for webms later!
I'm thinking five finger fillet..

>>23883971
Aww can't seem to find the mug online :( and yes the skype thing! c: email me? [email protected]

Well that's okay :( can't wait for the webms tho! they will be a nice thing to look forward to after work.. ugh!

>>23884046
Mailed!
Aw, probably discontinued.
My friend bought this ULTRA cute purple sweater with rainbow kitten faces on it. So jealous he got it before they stopped selling it.

>>23879457
>round 4
>not match point
>therefore, must be playing ranked


R E A L N I G G A S I N T H E C U T

>>23884112
>implying one ever plays unranked. Wat r u, casul?
I'm repping that season 1 platinum charm homes

>>23883415
Those undies might be my favourite.
>>23883424
This is so adorable.
>>23883557
Kitty yawns. Ahhh!
<3

>>23883809
You have very nice arms! So veiny

>>23883971
Your fucking collarbones. I need them!!!!!

>>23884122
>tfw s1 diamond charm
>it looks retarded

eitherway, pls be [spoiler]my r6s bf[/spoiler]

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>>23884173
You like em? I habe a bunch in different colour combinations
>they're my fav too
Kitty yawns are amongst the cutest things on earth.

Yeah I'm gonna have to have you touch them please.

>>23884227
Diamond Oh shit I only got to P3.

Yeah man/girl/whatever. I'll be your Montagne

>>23884254
Oh good, I can't wait to see the rest. ;)

When my kitties yawn I stick my finger in their mouth. I don't know why but it's so funny. They all hate me

I might end up sinking my teeth into them. Also the amount that I want to suck onot your fingers ins unbearable.

>>23884266
Oh you little.. Fine ;)

Ahaha I do that too! Especially on Moses because the face she makes after is priceless!

Yeah sink your teeth into me instead, I'd like that very much

>>23883899
Visst!

>>23884266
>>23884282
Skin tastes better than a mouthful of fur anyway

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>>23884315
Thatguywiththecats@gmail

>>23884315
Well... my cats smell and taste like clean laundry!
But then I taste and smell Dirty (the products from Lush, not actually dirty lol) so you're correct

>>23884337
Omg what are these?!

>>23884346
Vegan cheese and fake sausage slices!
11/10 the sausage slices are the fucking best thing in the world with a bit of mustard on top

>>23884359
Oh we have those there but the packaging is not as cute.

>>23884346
Those look like they might actually taste good.

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>>23884459
Packning is the best!

>>23884480
They are! Try em!


Tried my hand (pun intended) at five finger fillet.

>>23884480
The probably do, we have some brands here that are garbage, but I'm going on 6 years with no meat so I don't remember what it tastes like anyway.

>>23884602
Keeping you in a bubble.

>>23884598
Let's see a close up of those fuzzay arms

>>23884602
>>23884762
I may have to.

I love fruit and veggies, but I'm not sure I could ever live completely meat free...

>>23883465
>Jontrons "10/10
I think of that, as well as Billy Bob's "10! 10! A fucking 10!!!" when the team's in da strip club... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fipQisc68dQ

>>23883522
these are nahhhhhce

>>23883809
whoa! very nahhhhce as well! and it looks like we have another set of keys for the /mhfn/ band...

>>23883964
ah, there you are! well, while visually a lot of us like the veiny fuzzy forearms, you have contributed some pretty funny shizzle

>>23884602
awww! this is love. you bleed for us... (I love how you snapped a photo while it was still fresh and bleeding before trying to clean it up!)

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>>23884762
Only if you let me out of the bubble to play!
>>23884791
They're so good you might now have to cut meat completely, but you might substitute some of it for lovely Astrid & Aporna

>>23884803
Ima check that link in 2 minutes!
Yeah thought I might since some people might like it!
But I do love you guys.

>>23884803
>A TE-YUN!
I love it.

>>23884828
Oh it's a really short clip from the "Varsity Blues" movie... I should've clarified, sorry! the football team has just finished rating one of their milf teachers in da strip club... there's no other context, lel

also a request for you - I think we all wanna see arms and forearms around those boxer briefs before you shower/go to beddie today =D

>>23884838
>>A TE-YUN!
hhahaha... yep... southern accents like to add syllables where there aren't any, and swallow away ones that exist...

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>>23884851
That's enough context for me anyway! :D

Consider your request accepted!

And yeah I know, not a big fan of southern accents outside of a comical situation though, haha.

I wish I could post the webm with sound because the sound when I hit my finger is so wonderfully different from the cutting board.

>>23884791
Slowly start cutting things out. It wasn't hard for me because I didn't like meat to begin with except chicken and venison. I'm going to start cutting more dairy next, but I love cheese so much. I should have cut it a long time ago due to lactose intolerance. :( meat genuinely smells bad and makes me gag if I touch it raw now. I'm not preachy about it though. I don't give a shit what anyone eats.

>>23884828
Coming into the bubble with you!
>>23884925
Though you injured yourself, this is sexy as fuck. The things you do for this thread, you're wonderful. Seriously though, come here I need to take care of you <3

>>23885053
Bubble sex? Bubble sex.
I'm glad you liked it! Makes it worth the pain! (although it doesn't hurt, thank god)
But I still need you to take care of it so I have no choice but to go overseas

Gonna post some of those underwear photos requested, and the smoking webm I promised you.

>>23885147
Should probably invest in a sound proof privacy bubble then. ;) I would take care of you all day!

>underwear photos requested, and the smoking webm I promised you.
I'm happy with whoever requested the underwear photos. I'm super stoked about this smoking webm though!

>>23884925
No! Nononononono... Shit! Aaaaahhh.....

>>23885170
I'll post them after this match. I hope you like it! :D

>>23885179
Aw c'mon it's not that bad! Tis but a scratch!

>>23885226
I have a phobia of sharp objects, its totally that bad haha. Makes me shudder.

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>>23885170
For you, Catwoman!

>>23885263
Ah, I see. Well.. Sorry, haha! :D

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>>23884925
I'm a bad person, I always hope people hit themselves when they do that, so that was a happy ending for me :D

And here are some car pics I promised (I didn't forget!)

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>>23885370

>captcha: mark pictures with a car
How fitting

>>23885170
>I'm happy with whoever requested the underwear photos
you know I gotchu when it comes to being pervy!

>>23885263
>I have a phobia of sharp objects
pun coming...
wait for it...
wait for it...

do you want him to cut it out?

Beastie!

>>23885370
>always hope people hit themselves when they do that, so that was a happy ending for me
more importantly... did YOU get a happy ending last night? *wink* if not, hopefully not too severe a hangover (oops - almost typed "handover")

yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyay car pics!!!

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>>23885400
No happy ending for me last night, too much alcohol :(
But no hangover either, so I guess it's alright.

I got some empty space in my bed though, if you want to join

>>23885370
>>23885379
one cannot help but look at these pics and think you'd make a perfect hair puller (we already put you into the pool of boob and booty handlers)... sigh...

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>>23885476
>I will be taking the steering wheel though

>>23885476
>>23885489
aiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... GOD YES. totally doing that spazzoid-schoolgirl-biting-both hands-lava-in-my-panties freakout thing.

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>>23880236
New pic

>>23885382
Heeeey! Best pun.

>>23885525
MOAR!!! pls
forearms are hnnnnng but in addition to that, you've picked out some great color contrast for this w/ the golden fuzz, aqua background, orange shirt and neutral negative space.
... the pool is not helping the wet fantasies that i'm having about >>23885489 though.
it's a good conundrum to have. stuck between a pool and a wet place.
pls pardon all fucked up metaphors this afternoon

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>>23885496
More steering wheel stuff

>>23885365
May have just had to change my undergarments. I also may or may not have started getting hot.

>>23885370
>>23885379
Oh yes! Finally! I love these hairy arms.

>>23885382
Thanks boo!

>>23885476
You're lucky, after like 22 I get hungover just thinking about drinking. I feel like garbage today.
>>23885489
>>23885570
Dat fuzzy hand though

>>23885525
Your arms are so clean

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>>23883939
Cant do webms & Am shit at painting :(

Have a consolation forearm instead

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>>23885604
And some shirt-play

>I guess I get kinda horny and seductive after drinking and coming down slowly

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>>23885633
Pillow grabbing included

>>23885633
Hey I love shirt play photos. I wish every man wore button downs more. Mmmf! I would be in heaven.

I also get dirty during alcohol consumption. I could seduce the pants off anyone after a few drinks, I swear.

>>23885570
I really, really love these. I mean just... mmmmmph.
it's like tit-for-tat or leg-for-forearm when a guy drives a lady. mutual ogling.
eeeek!
>>23885612
dude, your veins are veritable tree roots. nice.

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>>23885604
After 22 beers or after you turned 22? :D
And you don't know how old I am, I rarely get drunk anyway, mostly just having a few drinks for the taste, getting wasted is no longer something I strive for^^

Also here's a webm shifting gears

>>23885612
Hnnnnnngggh


This is my kind of thread

>>23885662
Love a man who can drive a stick

>>23885633
FUCK!%# yes
>>23885642
need that pillow to shove my face into before I watch dis >>23885662 webm...

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>>23885652
I normally don't like button down shirts, but they're good to wear without a tie.
Maybe I should somehow find a girl like you.

>>23885657
No problem, the other seat is taken by my hand, but I can take it away for you, but I will have to place it on your thigh then. I have the habit of always touching the passenger seat when driving.

>>23885677
>Love a man who can drive a stick
I agree!!!! It's a lost art, at least here in 'murica from what I can tell.
>reminds me that I re-watched the movie "Rush" again last week... so good.

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>>23885382
>cut it out
Hah!

Is this my good side, Senpai?

>>23885711
Sweet Jesus
>>23885662
Ugh I wish I could watch this

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>>23885711
Or is this? See I need to know because of reasons.

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>>23885709
I have actually never driven an automatic car in my life

>>23885703
Hand on my thigh is the only proper position when for your right hand when not on the stick!
>>23885711
JESUS!$@! Senpai is having a fucking meltdown


oh gawd... the neighbors are going to think i'm torturing puppies given the yelping and yipping emanating from my place

>>23885723
Fucking Christ I'm about to cry real tears

>>23885563
Wow, Damn. I'd have never guessed arms could get such a reaction. Here's one of me climbing, all I have saved.

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>>23885765
Forgot pic.

>>23885662
Haha! I don't know if I could drink 22 beers man. I'm a small girl and might die. Hahaha. I can drink like a beast though, beer only these days, I drink a few to aid in not chopping someone's head off after a long work day.
I don't know how old you are but I wanna say from 22 to 26 more than likely?
>you can shift my gears.
>>23885703
You should I'd beg for button downs all damn day. I have a weird fantasy about literally ripping it off. Luckily if I ever get the opportunity to do it, I can sew pretty well. XD

>>23885711
Oh god! I just shrieked. You are so fucking godly. Holy shit. Oh my god. I'm white girling so hard right now
>literally can't even
Can someone mop up this puddle?

>>23885709
Definitely. Europe uses a lot more manual transmissions than the US.

>>23885723
>>23885711
Yup. I'm drooling... I need a bucket.

>>23885723
>>23885737
no fire can kill a lust so true

>>23885750
hahahahahaha - tears of ecstasy have been shed here..

Sexy lurking gropers- pls allow adequate time for us to mop ourselves off the floor

>>23885789
Pretty much ;-; I need moar. Like this is my ideal thread it's so silly but it's true