am I just creepy as fuck? Why do girls always skip me?

>>23503226
Try having your dick out... it's what the site is for

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>>23503245
i just want to talk to girls ;_;

>>23503226
>how are you tn?

I would have skipped you too

Thread is now how to talk to girls on omegle

>>23503258
>>23503226
Don't use omegle just to chat... are you simple. People want to be entertained. Dress up like a girl and put a wig on. Don't forget to let the junk out

>>23503226
No no son. You gotta treat the hoes like wild animals. You gotta caress em. Make em feel like they're beautiful and funny and interesting then you whip your dick out!

>>23503226
Use the moderated section for chat. Have something interesting that start the convo, years ago I had a giant mushroom I would sit under and basically never got skipped.

Otherwise, cock out, if your in the unmoderated section

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I got this girl
then she said 17 and I dipped

>>23503361
Have you got any wins?
Share them!

you look like a skinny zuckerberg/moot love child

>>23503365
no ;_;
I try tho.

>>23503361
Are you retarded. That ain't seventeen. And if she wants to play that game. You tell her you are seventeen aswell. And that you've never seen titties

>>23503402
I told her I didnt believe her she was 17, tell the truth. I'm 24 so thats no bueno

>>23503407
You need to step off omegle...

>>23503412
did I do something terribly wrong?

>>23503393
Work on your game bro.
If you want wins don't waste time with convo, hit em up straight away. You'd be surprised how many chicks will flash if you just ask them. Also make the setting look more appealing, figure out the best angle, lighting, posture, clothing etc.
Also, download a recorder so you don't waste your time with pics, I had many years of wins before I figured that out and now I wanna cry every time I go back through the photos and think about how many vids I would have by now

>>23503361
>>23503412
If she's on Omegle in her bra. She's showin' them goods. She wants to be shmoozed. If you aren't already offering a show. She's moving on. And girls love thinking their the first set of titties you've seen. Dumb enough to fall for it too.

>>23503421
thanks for the tips

>>23503423
ill try this next

>>23503429
And don't forget to share your wins on /b/ or better yet start an account with motherless

>>23503429
My phone is dying like Rosie Odonel's acting career. But I will be back to check in when I get home family.. keep it hard and in front of the camera. Or if you're a grower not a shower. Let them see that. They love watching dick get hard

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>>23503445
is this autisitc

AND SHE SKIPS
FUCK
I SUCK

>>23503449
If you didn't get a win from that then you may be austistic

>>23503458
Fuck me, I didnt even say aything after tthat, I just smiled and asked what she does for fun then she nexted me

>>23503463
You're also in the moderated section, you can get wins in there but I find better odds in the unmodded section. Sometimes it seems to be hotter girls in the modded section but it generally take a lot more work to get wins.

>>23503474
okay I just switched over to unmodded section. All dicks and guys desu

>>23503262
/thread

Also, fuck off, this doesn't belong on /soc/
>>>/b/
>>>/adv/
>>>/killyourself/

>>23503449
No, it's beta and retarded and pathetic.

>>23503488
>>>/23481544/

Normal chat, get kik/Skype/SC, get endless nudes and your own personal whores.

It's easy, and I'm fat/ugly

>>23503504
just text?

>>23503510
Yes, it's a numbers game

>>23503510
But you still need to learn how to talk to girls

>>23503526
fuck. Idk man I just say dumb shit. I dont think I'm ugly, just stupid tho

>>23503481
Don't expect instant when or you will be very disappointed, some days it takes me 5mins other days I'll spend 3hrs on there without a win.

>>23503548
Instant wins*

K, I give up. It's been about an hour. Oh well, at least I tried.

>>23503560
You won't get wins with that attitude

>>23503488
Also, I have to agree with this guy, this is a thread for /b/