Short girl thread. 5'3 and under.

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SUP BITCHES

>>22871222
Hey! Nice to see you still coming around. How was the Gwar show?

>>22871222
Also I've never seen you wear a skirt. When did that start happening :P

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>>22871230
It was great! Got soaked in blood except it was really cold outside and that sucked for a little bit
>>22871237
I like skirts and dresses! I dont wear them a lot but I like them

>>22871242
Hah it's all part of the experience! I waited outside in the freezing cold for 2 hours when I saw Turisas a few years ago. Their fucking bus broke down in Jersey so we were lucky the show even happened.

I've always had a thing for skirts and dresses. They're like a weakness...

>>22871242
>>22871222
show your ass again

>>22871222

That is an awesomely old-timey bedroom! I like the big trunk, solid looking bed. It's really cool looking.

Also, awesome skirt.

>>22870969
that picture is very, very hot.

>>22871278
It was at a relatives house during Thanksgiving. Their house is huge and full of fancy old timey shit, really fun to explore and play hide and seek in
And thanks!
>>22871259
That same pic? Lol
>>22871255
Yeah true I wouldnt have missed it just because it was cold. Sucks about your experience, glad it was worth it though

>>22871292
can be the same pic or you can take another one. i loved it too much

>>22871292
Absolutely! I'd never miss a show for shit like that. I'd feel like I wasted money.

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>>22871314
Too lazy. Have a kitten pic instead
>>22871316
I think I might try to go to btbam and intronaut soon luckily it wont be outside :)

>>22871345
Oh hell yes.

I love cats. What's its name?

>>22871345
Nice trousers.

>>22871292
>That same pic? Lol
yeah or you can take the bottoms off

>>22871368
Pass
>>22871364
Thanks jeans are great
>>22871359
That one is princess. They are my family's kitties, but ill probably be adopting my own rather soon yeeee

>>22871394
Aww nice! My cat is a nut. She actually yells at me when I don't pet her enough

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>>22871394
never mind

>>22871422
Awwww thats adorable she loves you

>>22871523
Hurrah

Damn I need to get back to the gym

>>22871345
nice cat, very cute.

>>22871523
>>22871531
lel ye

>>22871523
does this count as pedophilia?

>>22871542
I wish I could steal her
>>22871551
Idk why it would

Bump again

One more bump... Where did all the shorties go?

Buuuump for shorties

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This thread cant die

>>22875206
can you pull up your sleeves more and make the same pic? :)

Come on where'd everyone go?

>>22877059
We all died

>>22875206
Damn that's fine. Tiny chicks are made to throw around.

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barely 5'3 and ready to rumble

>>22877246
Well hey! And holy shit your body is incredible... More please

I got a question, what is a small chicks ideal height?

Wouldn't it be weird as fuck to be dating a dude a foot taller then you? Is it some kind of fetish? I am genuinely curious.

>>22877246
Str8 gorgeous! More!

>>22877246
Dammit where'd you go?

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4'11

>>22878192
Well then... What are you up to tonight?

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>>22878063
srry i died

>>22877263
i think tall awkward lanky guys are rlly cute but i know a lot of girls who refuse to date a guy under 6' even when theyre like 5'2
to me thats just stupid, they wouldnt even be able to tell if a guy lied and said he was 6' when he wasnt
I'd imagine wanting someone a lot taller than you just ties back into wanting to having someone protect you/be physically dominant
I think most girls say height is important until they meet a nice guy whos just average and stop caring and the whole 6' thing

>>22878361
Yeah that seems pretty accurate. I think it works the other way around for guys liking short girls? Probably for ...other reasons as well

>>22878199
oh ! just playing The Witcher 3 ^.^

>>22878837
Nice! How is it? I'm too busy playing Fallout 4 so yeah...

Also I'd love more pics

>>22878361
Did it hurt?

>>22875206
god you look great, nude or clothes, way to go!

>>22877246
okay chelsey

>>22875206
looking good

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>>22878891
Super nice ^.^
Oh nice ! would love to play it but i don't have the money for it ..

and sure ahah

>>22878929
Yeah I totally got the PIpboy edition. It was my main reason for getting a PS4. well I guess that and Arkham Knight...

>>22878948
Oh i Personally prefer playing on pc !

and nice would love to have the pipboy edition ahha ^.^

>>22878929
Post more pics

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>>22879099
hhu ok ahah

>>22879105
Proceed

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>>22879105
Are you guys really into my diaper ahaha ?

>>22879285
Nice ass. What about the top? Are you taking that off?

More diaper pics. >>22879285
Are you a AB/DL or wear for bladder control reasons?

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>>22879285
>>22879105
>>22878929
Wtf
>>22878925
>>22878913
>>22878377
>>22877125
Thx m8s
>>22877246
>>22878361
What a petite qt <3

>>22877263
I never had a height preference so long they are taller than me. Current love is 6'2

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>>22878369
i always thought guys liked short girls cause short girls always got dem juicy thighs

>>22878862
no sir it does not

>>22878909
when i fought in the war of 1812?

>>22878913
am i missing an ebin reference i dont get it :(

>>22879797
Have you ever been a victim of the glasgow smile?

>>22879812
More body pics?

>>22879797
>What a petite qt <3
no u!!!!! <3<4
>wtf
lmao same

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>>22879813
And people ask why I dont smile much lol
>>22879832
Awww

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>>22879825
what kind of person would i be if i didnt have trillions of body pictures

>>22879857
srsly tho ur so cute i used to love stalking these threads
i have too many soc girl crushes

>>22880134
What's the most you're willing to show us tonight?

>>22880134
Now thats a nice stomach.

>>22879796
a what ? ._. . yes i have no control on my bladder since i was 12 ..

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I'm 5'2" on a good day but 5'1" without shoes

HOT DAMN dem paper towels

>>22880134
Gib me ur tummy and hips

And yes I agree some really qt girls post here. I miss nan chan and scot girl

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>>22880786
please marry me

>>22880922
I do

Short chicks always have the creepy mentality of a little girl. No thanks.

>>22880968
uh are you kidding me? the sex is fucking amazing

are short chicks jelly of taller or normal size chicks?

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5'1 chubby

>>22881441
You keep appearing here and i just want to cuddle you.

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Literally just posted this in another thread but it's one of the only full body pictures I have. :^(

5' 3" Here. I read Gwar and Turisas and now I'm happy. Listening to some Korpiklaani while I wash muh face.

>>22881441
Chubby....u forgot ....adorable!

>>22880786
So fucking cute .....bonus for Slimer pj's yumm

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>>22880968
Bit awks
>>22881447
Keep appearing where?
>>22881461
N chubby

>>22881486
>>22881453
You two are cute as hell, forget that chubby shit.

>>22881486
Around /soc/.
You are just adorable

>>22879812
>i always thought guys liked short girls cause short girls always got dem juicy thighs
Speaking the truth when it comes to >>22881453. Them hips

>>22881486
Mmmm damm that is sexy as fuck!

>>22881486
No where near but I'm chubby right now cause of you!! Hahaha

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>>22881521
Oh, thank you anon!
I personally think muh hips look better from the back. <3

>>22881546
Dunno I don't think it matters wat angle that bod is taken on it gonna bangin

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>>22881555
Danke~

I like being shorter because I find it easier to pack my muscle into areas like my butt. :3

>>22881572
super cute butt, honey!

>>22881572
Mmmmm how I'd love to test u on that theory!!

>>22881546
>>22881572
I know there's a fabulous ass and hips here, but I couldn't help but notice. Nightmare Before Christmas? Love that movie! You do have a fantastic body here too

>>22881572
And your most welcum!!

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5'2"

>>22881705
You're adorable :)

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>>22881712
Thanks :P
Here's another

>>22881719
Even better pic. Wow you're gorgeous. My ex was 4"11", so I <3 short women.

>>22881719
Short hair suits you better js, still good looking.

>>22881719
wow honey, you are damn sexy!

>>22879812
When you fell from heaven <3

>>22881453
Yes Turisas yes. I painted my face like Warlord when I saw them.

>>22881453
Also holy shit those thighs... I need more

>>22871222
Where did you get that skirt? I really love it had to ask

>>22881453
Put some clothes on harlot

>>22882508
stfu

>>22881453
you can take them off if you want

>>22882498
Target!

>>22882665
Can we get some more of you?

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>>22882734
Ive used most of my cute pics already lol

>>22882754
Still cute tho

>>22882754
What are you talking about? You're ridiculously cute!

>>22882754
you can always make new ones :P

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>>22882800
Tru
>>22882761
>>22882759
Gracias amigos

Time to go to the gym, bye

>>22882843
(Late response)

But later! Have fun at the gym!

Bunp for more shorties. Who's here?

>>22881579
Thank you, anon!

>>22882508
No. :^) Fite me.

>>22882517
I do undies, but no nudes. Sorry, anon.

>>22882355
Hsjdjdbdjssow. I'm so jealous! Good bands hardly ever come to my city. It's on my bucket list to see Sabaton and kiss Joakim on the cheek.

>>22881601
It's my favorite movie! I know more about it than any sane human should.

>>22883457
Your thighs look amazingly yummy, I'd love to nibble on them.

>>22883457
Ha damn! I'm huge into power metal so I see all of those bands. I'm going to be seeing Nightwish next.

Can you post some belly instead? I prefer non nudes anyway

>>22880265
Anymore diaper pics? I liked the last 4 you posted.

this prostitute got a contact number? i'd like to help with the throat

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Waited for the disgusting pee fest to play out.
>5'2 (158cm).18.
>>22883511
What is that on about?

>>22883536
Wow, gorgeous!

>>22883457
Oh man where'd you go?

>>22883536
Dig the outft

>>22883536
I can tell you're gorgeous just from your smile

>>22881719
For the horde

>>22881486
Super cute

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>>22881572

Bump dammit

Who here tryna get the pipe?

>>22882843
>>22882754
>>22879857
>>22879797
Is it you??

>>22883536
plz post moar you and that outfit look qt as fuck

>>22880962
he was clearly talking to the paper towels

Where'd all the shorties go?

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4'11 :3

>>22885222
Damn you have some nice legs!

>>22885222
seriously cute. care to stick around? you could keep this tread from dying

>>22885093
Every fucking time.
I'll never be chosen.

>>22885295
Can you post another pic maybe?

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>>22885302
This one makes my torso look wide as fuck but whatever

>>22885338
Dear god you have an amazing body...

Also are those tattoos? How many do you have?

>>22885357
I've got 17, mostly spread around my arms but I'll never show them on soc ever

>>22885369
Aww why's that?

>>22885383
I don't want to be recognized in any way. I show my face and body separately, never both in the same thread.

>>22885646
That's fair. How about some more body then?

>>22880786
Nice!

>>22884582
Nope no pipes pls

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>>22885664
I don't have a stellar body or anything, just a small waist and chubby thighs

I love the ghostbusters if no one has noticed

>>22886797
Put your bed on a frame, that's so trashy wtf.
>0/10 would not touch

>>22886807
Nope, sorry never gonna do it. If I could I'd just sleep on the floor. I honestly love the feeling of springs jutting into my bones or the feeling of just laying flat on the floor. I don't know why.

>tfw 5,9

>>22886807
wat

>>22883457
then lets see you in your undies babe :P

>>22885222
trips check'd for incredibly adorable.
dig the style too. hope you come back around this evening and post more - timestamp would rule.

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:o 5'2"-5'3" reporting in

>>22888812
Damn tell me you want to smash all those things behind you.

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>>22888829
They're my grandma's D:

>>22888854
Ok can i smash you at least? :^]

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>>22888867
Maybe, just dont break Grandma's good china >.<

>>22888878
We can use protection then.

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>>22888879
Well in that case...

>>22888975
Im ready.

>>22888812
>>22888854
>>22888878
>>22888975
Damn you're cute, love your hair

L-looks like you have giant boobs too, even better!

Can I be awkward and request a pic of your soles?

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is this the flaccid dick rate thread

>>22889374
Can you be awkward and go fuck yourself? you ask that in every fucking thread. There is one for that already you fucker.
>>22889379
Sup compadre

>>22889386
>Can you be awkward and go fuck yourself?

no, you and your hurt ass can shut the fuck up because I will do as I please - I'm not harming anyone :)

>>22889402
Wow you are really bad ass!

>>22889386
not much yo, celebrating some decent scores on an exam I took a few hours ago. sup with you?

>>22889419
Bout to go out. Hurray for the scores.
Ridding any llamas lately?

>>22889379
Best girl is here! Rejoice for we have been blessed by her presence

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>>22889457
not yet, but I'll be returning to the motherland in January. haven't been there in six years, should b gud

>>22889475
>not sure if bitter sarcasm

>>22889661
No for real, I always love seeing you post. You have such a vibrant personality

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>>22889685
wowzas anon, I don't think anyone has ever called my personality vibrant (I dig it). Gonna go take my monthly bath in the river now. please note my greasy hair and foul body odor sry 4 offending

>>22889734
YOU'RE COOL
now get naked please

do short girls like short guys?
eg: me, a 5'6 manlet

>>22889734
I couldn't really think of another word to describe it so I felt it fit. A river maiden too? Hot damn you're all kinds of fantastic :~)!!!

>>22879857
Dat smirk tho, and cat eyes. Swoon...

>>22881441
Nerd...hahahah so cool

saving this thread

still saving it..

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>>22892143
Back to help save the day

>>22889661
>>22889734
olhos amendoados
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-fFHZuIa40

>>22892575
yesss!

You still around!

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>>22892918
I'm chillin in /shg/

>>2289257

Everywhere I go, I always see you. There is no escape is there?

>>22886745
REEEEEEEE

>>22892989
OOOOOooooo I'll have to stop over - while you're here can you do my request from earlier. Soles if you can?

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>>22893038
>>22889996
Meow

>>22893054
Nah man I got out of feet stuff like, 3 years ago

>>22893072
You as cute as you wanna be

>>22893090
What if I want to be very cute

>>22893107
I meant you're very cute of course

>>22893075
:/ alright, not even a single pic for old times sake

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>>22893113
Aw thanks boo

>>22893130
>boo

We're getting serious now

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>>22893135
Yep so where are we taking our honeymoon

>>22893156
Hurts my heart it's only a joke pls stop

>>22893163
Ok ill stop

>>22893259
You can post more pics though. How is lifting going?

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>>22893265
Yikes Im running out of good ones

Lifting is ok. I have been really busy/tired from work lately so.i havent been working out as much. Yesterday I went and now my legs are extremely sore as fuck lawd help me

>>22893072
As long as you don't make biscuits when I sleep....paw paw.....

>>22893303
Right of course

>>22893288
QT af and lifts?

Damn girl

>>22893288
>now my legs are extremely sore as fuck lawd help me
>tfw thinking about you hurting

:(

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>>22893400
:^)
>>22893383
Yea but I lost my gains from earlier this year and got weak af

>>22893421
>lost my gains
Come lift with me. Ill hype you up. Im mean in the gym

>>22893434
Ugh I wish, I need a gym buddy or trainer

>>22893457
What part of the country are you from? If you don't want to be specific...

We can be accountability buds

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>>22893421
teach me the ways of getting gains

>>22893457
Well if you lived near me I'd be more than willing.

I need one too.

Just be aware im tall af
>>22893481
Eat big lift big get big

>>22893469
Texas
>>22893481
Never skip leg day

>>22893481
Show us your muscles first

>>22893485
>Eat big lift big get big
>Three scoops
C'MON

>>22893487
Oh

>>22893503
>Three scoops
>c'mon
What

>>22893485
Tall ppl do not scare me
>>22893503
Ohh yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh

>>22893510
/fit/ joke

>>22893537
Oh good. Then lets go lift together. Ill bring the protein shakes
>>22893541
>going on /fit/

>>22893485
>Eat big lift big get big
getting gains sounds awful

>>22893487
my legs are the only beefy thing about me i want ripped arms

>>22893492
you first anon

>>22893689
>getting gains sounds awful
Not really. You can eat almost anything you want (If you work out enough), and then you just make sure you lift your maxes for reps a lot!

>>22886797
Nice!

>>22888812
Fook me I like

>>22889379
Oh my this thread keeps getting better

>>22893689
you're fucking adorable

>>22893705
>tfw you're nearly two hundred pounds and hit 350 diddlylift

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>>22893705
i think im just afraid of having to gain actual weight in order to get buff. i know the science of it makes sense but id rather be super skinny but also very strong

>>22896184
>diddlylift
sounds kinky

>>22896172
no u

>>22897733
You look like a fairy being or something.

>>22897733
See my secret to getting fit is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and 10km of running everyday for 10 years. It is the best work out anyone can ever get.

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>>22897773
only on my good days anon

>>22897848
u think ur so funny huh
i cant even do ten push ups dont try to fuck w/ me

>>22897973
Can i try to fuck (with) you though? :^]

>>22897973
Girl where you live? at least a coast.

>>22897973
If you weren't so small and me so tall I would marry you on the spot, and teach you how to gain duh mussles.

>tfw I'm over a foot taller

>>22897973
I-i thought the reference was funny ;~;

(did you not get the reference friend, it's ok if you didn't)

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>>22897984
u tryna fucc fairy beings?

>>22897990
east coast girl

>>22898020
do you only date short girls and marry the tall ones?
>gain duh mussles
i dont like clams anon :(

>>22898033
yea ur not saitama get outta here

>>22897848
4:16 miler here. Don't run the same amount of mileage every day.
Mix it up. Change distance and pace.

>>22898053
I can have my dreams ok, why do you have to be so mean to me!

>>22898053
what's your exercise routine like? also aint nothing wrong with gaining a little weight.

>>22898053
Ye i trynna fucc

>>22898053
>do you only date short girls and marry the tall ones?

Girl, I am 6'7 245 built like a tight end and not awkward. I don't fit the "tall lanky awkward" criteria sorry.

I would also make you look like an ant, I dated a short chick senior year and it was fun as hell but I've never seen people judge so hard.

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>>22898065
dont be a buzzkill anon

>>22898085
srry luv u yusuke murata is literally a god

>>22898095
i do ballet and thats it

>>22898099
its illegal to fucc fairy beings

>>22898101
yea thats scary big guys scare me i also have a complex and get mad when people do stuff for me b/c im small we wouldnt get along

>>22898141
More pics of those shoes pls

>>22898141
fucc da polis and the fairy beings

>>22898141
are you normal height in heels?

>>22898141
>i do ballet and thats it
that's pretty cool. are you super flexible then?

>>22898141
He really is. I'm so sad that there's only 3 episodes left for like another 3 years. I need my one punching to be in full color and action so I can praise my oppai master

>>22898141
>get mad when people do stuff for me
The chick I dated in high school and into college had the same problem. She was probably 5'5.

It goes both ways though, I get frustrated when people ask me to do something or ask about my height.(which is everyone.)
>omg you are so tall anon!
>do you play -enter sports name-
>can you get this for me
It's so cliche, I play sports and I just tell people no so they go away.

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>>22898151
my biggest problem with most heels is they never actually support the arch of my foot
>ballet has ruined me

>>22898166
whoa u a real life rebel huh

>>22898185
depends on the size of the heels i guess
typically yes

>>22898196
yes sir

>>22898208
but.
the anime is shit.
>let the wars begin

>>22898219
yea id imagine being tall would actually be more annoying than being short
in my perfect world id be 5'11 tho

>>22898269
U bet.
Why is your skin so nice?

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>>22898269
>but.
>the anime is shit.

Opinions friend, I'm completely fine with that :~)

>>22898269
Ffffffuuuuck my dick.

What size shoe do you wear?

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>>22898269
Used to suck growing up being so tall but then once high school came and the football coach noticed me.

I packed on weight and my life changed. I love being tall now wouldn't change my height for all the money in the world just hate the attention sometimes.

>pic for reference

>>22898269
>yes sir
examples? or just continue doing what youre doing. your foot arch is something to behold.

>>22886807
Get fucked mate

>>22898269
shoes and face in same pic a possibility?

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>>22898280
i dont go outside

>>22898281
ur the first person to ever respond like that
im almost disappointed i was readying my weapons

>>22898287
7.5

>>22898320
yea being tall gets guys all the pussy consider yourself lucky

>>22898332
what kind of examples are you looking for
i dont feel like getting up but i have plenty of old ones

>>22898395
Das it mane

>>22898395
Holy crap.

>>22898395
>dat flexability
you put me on the spot, but i guess something with your face feasible? you're cute like that.

>>22898395
>>22898395
Tall anon here on phone and I changed my mind, I'd give up some height to get with that

>>22898395
That's some next level shit.

>>22898395
I see no point in arguing. Obviously you have your ideals and I have mine and neither of us can changes those things. As much as it sounds like a mutual jerk off I would rather just be happy and let you be happy too

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>>22898395
maybe something like this

>>22898482
Anon your fetish is showing.

>>22898491
No kink shaming yo, he's onto something here.

>>22898507
Fairies aren't for lewd.
Also I pretty sure that pose would snap someone's back.

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>>22893689
c, you can work out with me. I live on da eazt coast 2 and I mostly focus on me arms

>>22889796
aye m8, I live on the banks of a very dirty river. canoeing is fun

>>22892811
moar vids pls

>>22898395
>>22898269
>>22898141
>>22898053

is this one still here? i like it

>>22899193
Hey it's still a river so it counts.
I haven't been Canoeing in forever.
How've you been friend?

>>22899274
ahh anon you must do it soon! get yourself a six pack and have a nice ride. hell, you could even do it this weekend even though it's december. I highly doubt the rivers will freeze this winter (which is slightly alarming). I've been alright..work's been shit but all work is shit during this time of the year. how bout yaself?

>>22899297
A bit stressed with finals coming up but overall I can't complain too much.
To be honest I ended up skipping all this last week of classes because I have just been so emotionally drained.
Sadly anywhere I would want to canoe up here is already in the 28F area here.
Maybe in the spring there will be some nice canoe time to be had!

>>22899321
>28F

Damn, come curl up under the covers with me, steal some warmth.

>>22899357
>IDs

lol y'all boyfriend and boyfriend

>>22899376
fuck, I'm a bit high and having trouble focusing.

>>22899357
>>22899376
I almost responded thinking her id changed LOL

>>22899321
what's your degree in, anon? finals week is never a fun time. just take one day at a time and don't get overwhelmed, ya heard? I know it's easier said than done. it'll be over before you know it. damn son, where are you from? I wish it was this cold here..I learned how to snowboard last winter and I'm itching for some snow and cold-ass weather

>>22899376
>>22899378
let's have a group hug

>>22899381
Yeah, sorry about that.

>>22899378
nigga u gay

>>22899397
Not in the slightest, actually, which makes this just awkward and funny.

>>22899401
you like sucking other dude's mushroom tips under the covers senpai

>>22899382
I'm doing a marketing degree. Rather, I was doing one but I'm going back to full time work once this semester is over.
Honestly I'm usually fine until the night before and then my anxiety kicks my ass.
I'm from BC, Canada. Good old north west cold.
It's honestly not that bad where I live but all the good nature shit is further north into the mountains where stuff is already starting to freeze over.
You should come shred up a place in Vancouver called Whistler mountain sometime, it's some fucking amazing boarding.
I would love to say it would be cool to board with you but I'm kind of afraid of heights so skiing/boarding scares the shit out of me lmao.

>>22899412
kek

>>22899427
ahh I see. Is your full-time work alright or is it shitty? Mine is fucking awful and I have to go back to school if I want to "follow my dreams" or whatever. I've always wanted to do a proper tour of Canada (for geological/nature reasons). Am jealous of your location. Pls, I'm such a noob at snowboarding. I get really scared if I start going fast, so I fall down. I'm also scared of (uncontrolled) heights and speeds. I freak out if I see people going 8000 mph down a vertical hill. how. why. pls dnt die

>>22899472
We'll see this time around, I kinda just jump jobs so hopefully we find something where I don't want to kill myself every five seconds this time lol.
I am a little biased as I love it here and think it's absolutely beautiful but you should come see that for yourself of course!
See my problem is I have no issues with speed, in fact I love speed. So what ends up happening is I just go too fast and fall off things LOL.

What are you going to school for?

>>22899511
lel, that's the trick. the chillest job I've had was working as a gardener. super peaceful, and the plants don't back talk to you (unless u r crazy). every other job I've had was shit. I already have a degree in geology, but i'm not very pleased with it. I almost took a job working in an oilfield a few months ago but i turned it down. kinda wanna go to graduate school..learning iz good. canada is on me list of placez 2 go. I'll come visit you when I'm there anon

>>22899569
>I almost took a job working in an oilfield a few months ago but i turned it down.

damn you fucked up

>>22899575
ye, couldve made some serious $$$$$. iz ok though, the option is always there

>>22899585
>geology
I have a bone for you to examine btw

>>22871345
I know I'm late as fuck but how was the show??? I fuckin love every band on that tour

>>22899569
Gardening is really peaceful. Little hard to find a gardening job during the winter though haha.
Duuuude having a degree is dope, I'm honestly proud of you friend.
I mean working an oilfield would be hell but you would be laughing your ass off to the bank that's for sure.
I can't guarantee I won't sperg or not really have anything to show you since I live in a really boring place in BC to be honest lol.

>>22899612
Its on Saturday! Ill let yall know after. Ice seen both bands already though, always great shows

>>22899633
please do! the guys in Intronaut are friends of mine and I'm in love with their new record.
do you like Native Construct?

>>22899652
Thats really cool that you know them!

And I have never heard native construct but if they are prog then I will love them most likely

>>22899663
they're hella prog. very weird and technical, and they have some cool almost musical-theater-type flair to them

>>22899671
Nice I will likely enjoy them when I see them this weekend

>>22881572
notice me Senpai:c you are perfect... I'll never meet you;( wahh

short girls notice me omgeezy
kik: yungseebs :")

>>22879285
obviously

>>22880265
abdl = adult baby/diaper lover. the people who wear for any reason other than bladder issues, basically

>>22881719
Holy fuckkkkkk, please come back

>>22883536
Act like Id fuk u not drenched in your own piss

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148 cm here

Any of you beautiful girls looking for a 6'7" guy in the southeast? If so I'd love to know where yall at

>>22900338
Good morning cutie. :)

>>22900338
the metric system is the best <3

>>22900449
Just woke up and I want to cover my own ass by saying we aren't the same people.

>>22900494
listen nerd, this is a thread for females. the FEMALES are the ones attention whoring in here. go start a tall, dorky, male thread if you want to be that guy.

>>22900338
Cute! Dig the skirt too. More to share?

>>22885222
Really hope there's more of you coming.

>>22881705
>>22881719
holy crap, why are you such a cutie?
Saw you in the smash or pass thread - definitely a smash.

>>22900338
>~15 inches shorter than me
Oh bby

>>22900923
Your inferior manlet complex is showing breh, tone it down.

Why do you think I didn't show my face? If I was seeking attention I would've took my shirt off and posted my kik. Stay mad.

>built like a tight end

lel

>>22900338
Adorable! Where are you from?

>>22881453
Korpiklaani master race

>>22902335
Lmao americans think this shit is cool.

>>22901805
really cute

>>22901805
I recognize this ass, rokku chan?

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>>22902367
>What ass?
I haven't posted my ass before !
But yeah it's yours truly
>>22902350
Domo

>>22902377
Show tummy?

>>22902377
Well by ass i meant petite frame and i wasnt looking at your ass i swear

>>22902377
bumping for more of you

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R8 me?

>>22903170
T-trap? Or just a cutie?

>>22871242
Do you know a guy named colin by chance?

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>>22903569


Haha, last time I checked I still have a vagina! And no, I'm not going to show you.

>>22903893
are you colin?

>>22903948
Show me the documents that say you left middle school, you look like you are 13.

>>22903948
6/10

>>22877246
no way this is anything below 5'6" you have a taylor swift bod

can you plzz show us your pussy babe?

>>22903965
Wouldn't you like to know

>>22903948
>implying I would've asked on /soc/

c'mon thats kik conversation.

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>>22899193
haha, I posted it just to hit a nigga with a llama. Same guy from the hispanic grills thread. Where are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKvZDQt96o

>>22903948
Dammit I need more of you...

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>>22899193
omg pls lets get ripped together so i can impress all of the potential boyfriends i have

>>22904449
Can you post more of your perfect body?

>>22904449
I could help with that but first post a pic of where you are now

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>>22904457
my body is so mediocre its not even funny

>>22904465
my sick biceps can only be described as one long, thin muscle when i flex

>>22904624
Not a bad start. What do you do to exercise? And can hij flex your legs a bit?

>>22904624
looks pretty good to me.

can you show feets and face somehow as well?

>>22904624
Definitely a mediocre body if I've ever seen one :^)

>>22904624
If that's mediocre then I better just fucking kill myself lmao

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>>22904643
ballet
thats literally it

>>22904651
do you have a foot fetish anon

>>22904661
it needs the scars of a warrior

>>22904686
lets die together

>>22904746
>do you have a foot fetish anon
maybe...

although i'll settle for more of them juicy legs.

>>22904746
Only if we die in each others arms~~~~

>>22904746
holy shit those legs
i'd wife you out at any cost

>>22904746
Ok girl, you gotta clean your room. Since our relationship is never gonna be. Then at least clean your room.

>>22879812
what side did you fight on? i hope it wasn't the french... fucking imperialist pigs

>>22904746
pls do a full body shot with face, or near body shot

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>>22904769
that pic is from a year ago so they probably arent even tht juicy anymore im sorry

>>22904775
tht sounds romantic :)

>>22904793
only if you have buff thighs too

>>22904813
that was my roommates side of the dorm room
i hated explaining that a year ago and i still hate explaining it

>>22904822
fuck the french