MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

hi thread enjoy listening to me masturbate with my buttplug in

https://soundgasm.net/u/Wash/Buttpluged-masturbation

Hey it's Gob again, back with the request from last thread and also the answer to the question about winter.

The Gob Gatsby
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cvf3TaI9g3

Winter Questions about Minnesota
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IjcRMLeaCu

bump for life

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>>22783885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BTt17sOUPL
Bear-play

http://www.chirbit.com/doitdoitdoit

-100-1 CHALLENGE:
http://chirb.it/r30dnH

-QUESTIONS FOR NEW AND OLD BOYS:
http://chirb.it/HpHbqr (sexy)
http://chirb.it/m6Ifee (boring)
http://chirb.it/17b1Ev (Questions for Anon's (Hard Answers Edition))

-VILLAIN/WARLORD MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
http://chirb.it/62drPv (boring)
http://chirb.it/JM4yO6 (funny)

-SCRIPTS
Sit on Daddy's Lap (incest, daddy, daughter, ageplay) By Ollie
http://chirb.it/Prwdmb
Bedroom Talk 04: Naughty Girl by BoyfromEngland
http://chirb.it/cJDhqk
Home Invasion Photo Shoot (rape, force, gunplay)
http://chirb.it/fG4pr4
Garrus by Lammy
http://chirb.it/H6ePN2

-MASTURBATING
http://vocaroo.com/i/s003mLEUieze (funny)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PGC77bflJF (crazy)
http://chirb.it/x6MxhM (moaning)
http://chirb.it/Gztbv0 (dramatic reading)
http://chirb.it/eavqMb (Holding it+ multiple orgasms)
http://chirb.it/0BFqc0 (Multiple + talk at the end)
http://chirb.it/195Esd
http://chirb.it/L3fPtv

-INSTRUCTIONALS/JOI
http://chirb.it/8pphIB (female)
http://chirb.it/05kNCI (female, by SERA13)

-FIFTEEN PHRASES CHALLENGE
http://chirb.it/I4N3Ng

-STORYTELLING/SCRIPTS
The Husband Who Was to Mind the House
http://chirb.it/dF8Mz1
Three Billy Goats Gruff
http://chirb.it/Mtf9Kb
Boots Who Ate a Match With the Troll
http://chirb.it/NBd4eP

-SINGING
Blåkveill (Norwegian)
http://chirb.it/zFx978
Oppi Overbygd (Norwegian, traditional)
http://chirb.it/PfJmpG
The Coasts of High Barbary - Lesley Nelson-Burns (Shanty)
http://chirb.it/8Fm7bI

-IMPROV
CHAINED AND TOYED WITH
http://chirb.it/KJ9Hqm
"HOW ID'D RAVAGE YOU AFTER WORK"
http://chirb.it/pcEO82
UNCLOTHING
http://chirb.it/r1dtmL
TRAIN RAPE JAP GIRL
http://chirb.it/eJxtgP

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>>22806331
>tfw you fell in love with DoitDoitDoit

No Homo, though, right?

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Ferret establishing.
From the previous thread:

Anon Finds Femanon Browsing at 4:00 AM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cfkK7RXBnA
Tucking You In
http://chirb.it/z1gA0w

And now something from the script archive:

Sinfully Lewd Handholding (w/ Ambience)
http://chirb.it/r9FEOH
Sinfully Lewd Handholding (no Ambience)
http://chirb.it/Gc3Ikw

One has some nighttime background noise that I threw in.
Also, I popped my mic a couple times, but tried my best to sort it out afterwards.
Sorry if it's bothersome.

/r/ mean and abusive domming

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>>22806489
it's not gay if the balls don't touch;)

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>>22806713
No, not really. You got saggy tits and your face honestly looks like you've been hit one too many times by your drunken abusive dad.

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>>22806713
There's my tail to help xP

>>22806721
I'm not too good with a shitty andriod camera, sorry. But dood this is somewhere for people to enjoy the parts of themselves that they're too shy to share face to face. So unless you get off on talking shit to random women, fuck off reject.

>>22805277
Thank you so much for reading the last few paragraphs of it! <3 You do a really great ghoul voice.

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>>22806743
Well, sorry you look like some used up slut that only shitposts here to gather attention from some people. You haven't even requested anything to contribute to this thread. Meanwhile, there a bajillion rate my x, Skype, KiK and Snapchat threads you could dump your ugly-ass 1mp pics of your cheap-ass android phone.

So unless you request something, you dumb fucking bitch, take your ugly selfies you could post literally anywhere else to get someone elses number, credit card number and possibly money and git >>>/out/

>>22806761
Luger being Luger. I love it

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My Pet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EXyTml8ILB

Any clips of a guy trying to get another guy to give him a blowjob? Or being convinced to receive one?

>>22806331
DoitDoitDoit would you do more edging sometime, please?
I would've never expected to come back to lurk soc after so long and find someone with such a sexy voice and sounds.

My 'Questions for new boys'.. Skipped the sexy ones for now but happy to answer if people want to hear.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yn4Y3N1dLp

>>22806713
>>22806722
Do a bit more on skype and maybe. You look cute.

Dizzy establishing, how is everybody?

Chirbit:

http://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks

Nerdy Improv About Getting Caught Fapping:

http://chirb.it/Ih9Kge

>>22807853

Whoops, posted only one thing, sorry about that.

Also, somebody was requesting something from me last thread, where art thou, mysterious person?

Any requests?

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>>22807678
yeah, ofc!

>>22806784
It always freaks me out how often Luger is correct.

>>22807860
I've got a request.


DON'T LET THEM SEE
http://pastebin.com/VgxgxGQ8

>>22806754
Heck I'll read anything these days! It's my favorite book anyhow. That's surprisingly my real voice, people called me frog boy all through highschool.

>>22805277
Sorry if I made you uncomfortable by asking, but thanks for answering.

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lonely femanon here, I'd like to request some sweet talk that turns pretty intimate. (fingering/mutual masturbation + groping, if that's ok!)

>>22808076

I am so sorry for the mistakes and bad reading in this ;-;

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07lupIhJ4oD

>>22808231
It came out great. I really liked the way you read it.

>>22808255

Really? :)

>>22808266
yep (^_^) I like your chirbits. So had to le request.

>>22808276

Glad I could please you :3

Never tried this before, but it sounds fun enough. Any requests?

>>22806874
I adore your voice so much. I wish I could have you read stories to me before bed.

>>22808293

"I need to break it to you in the softest way possible: your aim fucking sucks."

hey never done this before

I'm going to do 100-1 in a bit, any requests?

>>22808184
Okay do you have a script? Or anything?

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>>22808297
not sure if this was a request, but fuck it.

http://chirb.it/gzfnLE

tasm establishing, btw.

>>22808358
Sounds like my life coach :(

>>22808365
Sorry if I came on too harsh. Any requests?

>>22808358

I liked it :D

>>22808377
Oh I liked it..maybe you should be my personal trainer :)

>>22808385
glad you liked it!

>>22808414
ooh... what kind of training are we talking now?

>>22808377
Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him. What happened back there with you and your girlfriend - I cleared that building. Hell, nothin' in this town happens without my say-so. So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend. But, if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.

>>22808417
Oh ya know fitness training ;)

>>22808419
Okay, I've been drinking a bit and I honestly can't tell if this is:

a - a quote from a movie
b - a request
c - you actually listened to my old stuff and know a bit about my history, in which case I'm flattered.

>>22808427
oh, so you're into fitness, huh?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13yjxg6rQ8g

>>22808439
Well yeah who isn't?! I thought you would sound good quoting top dollar

>>22808511
sorry, I'm drunk

http://chirb.it/ce3mHB

>>22808527
I laughed out loud...you're hilarious

>>22808568
if you're being serious, I'm glad I could make you laugh :)

>>22806603
Such a cute voice oh my gosh
>>22805277
Do you actually sound like this...?

>>22807860
Hi, I'm that mysterious person. :3
I kinda wanted to request something that has to do with you being far away from a loved one for a long time (you can feel free to make up the circumstances), and just saying things like how much you miss them and how you can't wait to hold them again, etc. Basically very cutesy and maybe (if you're ok with it,of course) a hint of naughtiness. I hope this is an alright request. ^^;

>>22808716
I was serious... I still would like that crow quote though, preferably from you. Maybe someone else if they think they can nail it

>>22808894
Thank you!
It makes me so happy just to know someone's listening.
I have quite a bit of free time this week, so any requests would make my day.

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I'd be willing to say some things for people if you wanted

>>22809073
Oh I'd absolutely love to see what else you provide :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kinXYb0RrG

Can someone please tell me what my accent is? No one can seem to figure it out.

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thatarabdude establishing, what's up guys? I do stuff and say things, and occasionally senpais notice me. Sorry I've been absent, but I've been busy with muh stand-up and life in general- I even landed 5 minutes on public access TV! (Which isn't incredible but I've only been doing it for slightly over a year)

Anyway:

Filthy cunt in mad voice:
http://chirb.it/aa4GAr

Rambling about a highschool crush:
http://chirb.it/0EPt70

Mean dom script
http://chirb.it/JnwabA

The man and the barley:
http://chirb.it/dCCBJ9
(whispery-ish)


Awkward crush confession:
http://chirb.it/Evgd2d

>>22809247

American! :)

>>22809247
American as fuck

Also taking requests, I promise you won't regret it. Will say absolutely anything.

>>22810399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05G9EXWRApM
Sample, trying not to be too loud

>>22806784
>>22808067

What? What's that supposed to mean?

>>22810493
You're a beautiful mixture of the best parts of /pol/ and/b/ and you don't put up with shit. I enjoy it

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>>22810622
I'll take that as a compliment.

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>>22807616
Oh god, I'd like to try this, making Luger my bitch.

>>22808294
Ug the Thug :3
http://chirb.it/JMneHO

>>22810767
It is, don't worry. I like your german accent from the nazi record btw, I can do an alright russian, but I think my german is lacking

>>22808894
I do actually sound like that, they called me frog boy, sometimes lizard boy, all through highschool.

Hello people!

I don't have any desire to really establish as a known person, maybe I'll publish my audio books whenever I get around to wanting to finish them and I'll use that as a reference.

While I'm like any other person and I have times of being sexual, I've had a few encounters with people that have expressed that my compliments or the little cute things I record that they request to be said actually helps them and I think that's really amazing.

If anyone would like some words of encouragement or some fatherly advice, I'd be happy to provide that for you. Doesn't really need to be scripted. If you have hurt or something that you'd like to be consoled about, I would be honored to say a few words that maybe would make you feel better, or even if it'd help in any small amount, I'd love to do it.

Sometimes people feel alone and they don't really want to have someone right there in their face that they interact with everyday. I thought they were just being sweet when people told me that my little clips helped, but more and more people said they positively impacted them.

Please feel free to contact me at: [email protected] if have a more personal request, otherwise I'll look for requests in this thread from people that are looking for comfort.

Just a little about me, I'm in my mid twenties and did call center work for health care and also did hospice care taker work. I'm told I have a very comforting professional voice.

I hope everyone has a most lovely day!

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>>22806331
whoever did the bear-play vocaroo, my eternal gratitude

>>22811770
also, you have the sexiest voice ever. GOD.

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>>22811770
You know, in germany, it's the sign for asshole, right?

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>>22811770
>>22811774
i did it on vocaroo cuz i's pretty a specific request, and if I'd upload it to my main account i'd worry no-one would get it without context(not that I have many followers, but I just like to keep it as clean as I can)

But u are free to listen to any other recording. I'd say thanx, but the real "thank you" is in my moans in the recordings;)

>>22811205
if dats true, it's pretty sad.
but ur doing a great job making lemonade out of those lemons!

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Just recorded something sort of emotional and dramatic for the first time. Please, any feedback would be appreciated!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07US05CRNTU

>>22813016
Spice girls tho
Anon pls

>>22806603
your voice does it for me <3 but the 'Sinfully Lewd Handholding' made me laugh more than get turned on. Lovely. Amazing stuff, thank you

>>22806603
I'd love it if you did some script about a shy guy/virgin getting dominated by a woman. Kind of like the hand holding one, but actually lewd... Do you have any 18+ audio?

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>>22813529
>>22813555
Thanks so much for listening!
It really spurs me on.

I assumed that handholding script was
supposed to be a bit more humorous than sexy anyway,
glad it was entertaining in some manner.

As for your second post, I don't really have any
18+ content yet, but that request sounds right up my alley.
What would be your most wanted lines?
Are the high-pitched moans too much, or just how you like it?
Also, a scenario/premise would really help me buckle something down.

If that's too much info to ask of you, just give me some time and I'm sure I'll come up with something.

Can someone sing pls. It's ok if it sucks too

>>22813655
thanks for being so eager, I'm so horny tonight!

Hm, let's see... How about lines about being nervous, having no experience, stuff like 'and you're so beautiful'. Maybe also things like 'ah no, don't stuff your hand down there!..' or 'aah don't stare at it like that...'

In general, if it was a whole story where you're alone in a room with a girl, and she takes advantage of you and you go all the way, that'd be appreciated!

>>22813655
with moans, too, like in the hand holding one, please <3 High-pitched ones are good, too

>>22810493
Except on the topic of race, you're more sensible than 70% of the people I interact with on a daily basis. It messes with my head.

New guy here. Whats the best way to establish?

>>22813801
maybe read out one of the scripts in the first posts, and choose a nickname?

>>22813655
I have to go to sleep, sorry I couldn't wait. I promise I'll come back in the morning. Good night, guy with a cute virgin voice <3

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Mmm. Where are those more flavourful, detailed, verbose scripts, MSA? Ravenous for that which is articulate and expansive as I am voluble. Are you content with trite and drab works? Sated with the mundane. Maybe, you just aren't up to challenge.

Prove me wrong, MSA. Your word-whore is waiting.

Ok, establishing with some Shakespeare (King Lear, Act I Scene II)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDKcYlnNei

Mainly looking to fulfill requests of any kind

>>22813986
Note: This was done direct to vocaroo,requests will be recorded in audacity so that the quality can be higher

>>22813707
waddya feel like hearing?

>>22806331
Anything male for male from you and I would be eternally grateful (and aroused)

>>22813986
Holy hnng, batman! I don't even know but just say things pls pls pls
>>22814016
Anything you're confident with singing! Not picky!

>>22814070
Lol thanks. Have some more Shakespeare... I was just in this production so its all fresh in my head

>>22814070
oops
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ia9eDd1LCb

>>22814098
Heh :3~~~~~

>>22814070
i'll leave my pastebin here until i record some new stuff later on. theres some stuff thats on my chirbit from recently that wont be on there tho
http://pastebin.com/EzZBcrCV

>>22814124
No specific requests? I'll try anything once lol

>>22814154
Oh...
>>22814156
How about questions for new boys? :3

>>22814169
>Oh...
Oh...?

>>22814169
(Clean) http://vocaroo.com/i/s09CX1zurjdp
(Dirty) http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L2NbYsXg48

>>22814291
Holy. Shit. Your voice is so sexy. I'd hate to use such a tacky word, but it really is sexy.

>>22814322
lol aww thanks. You seem to be my only audience at the moment, so feel free to make more requests

>>22814331
You seem very well spoken which is pretty refreshing and enjoying. I'm so bad at making requests, unfortunately. I'd seriously like to hear you talk more though.

>>22814349
I decided to try "Love Letter to Mistress"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pcVBHqTWlW

>>22814331
I'm also listening. Great stuff.
A lot of people lurk in these threads, don't be discouraged.

>>22814390
Goodness that voice is making me melt~
I really hope you stay

>>22814291
Why do you sound like you're trying to sound Brittish?

Most of these scripts are just terribly written... any input at all in what to record next would be most welcome

>>22814407
Its the way I've always done dramatic readings, Like i said, I'm a bit of a Shakespeare nerd. Plus, its a constant effort to mask the wretched Boston accent that wants to sneak out at all times lol

>>22814291
What type of swordfighing?

>>22814417

>the wretched Boston accent that wants to sneak out at all times lol

Lets hear it.

>>22814291
Also, yes!
I am literally always down for people reading me fairy tales.

>>22814426
I teach a course in historic European weapons. Mostly longsword and rapier

>>22814417
I would honestly adore listening to your Boston accent, if you don't mind

>>22814430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bZ88RDNdW8

>>22814459
How the fuck is this hotter to me than your original voice? God dammit.

>>22814448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H7ruwV4wge

>>22814476
oh MY GOD YOUR FUCKING BOSTON ACCENT PLEASE LET IT STAY UGH.
>Tfw my accent is super easy to manipulate and I get a small Boston accent when I get pissed off

>>22814490
Uh... thanks?

>>22814492
._. Sorry the captcha is getting me super frustrated and all jittery and stuff and it's making me freak out a lot more than I would. As if your voice*

>>22811043
I didn't expect you to actually read me a little bedtime story! That was so sweet of you and it was even more enjoyable than I imagined it would be. Thank you for taking the time to record this.

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>>22806603
Your voice is really adorable, I'm not one for scripts but if its something you wouldnt mind doing I'd love to hear some masturbation audio from you.

>>22807914
thank you!

"They Flee From Me"
Sir Thomas Wyatt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sJcyvyjHgJ

/r/ someone ramble about their favorite and least favorite season.

>>22814390
god your voice is so hot. are you up for doing a 100 to 1?

>>22814552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z70T1qPDyP

>>22814592
>humidity
Oh my goodness don't get me start on humidity. It was at 80% last week. Terrible.
I don't live as northern as you do, but I live in an east coast state where you truly get to experience every single season. I don't hate the cold as much as I hate the wind.

>>22814584
Challenge accepted: 100 to 1... and then back up to 100.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z5R4MynEHk

>>22814659
Oh my god that was so fucking hot.

ok, I can do one more request before bed.

Also if someone has a good nickname for me I'd love it

>>22814721
how about you tell me to go to bed? I have work at 7 AM and rather than being a responsible adult I decided to listen to a man's very very sexy voice tonight

>>22814732
Sure, which voice do you prefer? And do you want sweet, berating, jovial?

>>22814740
Definitely berating and with whoever voice you feel is most fitting for that. Maybe even call me a slut or something (for staying up to listen to your recordings, etc.?)

>>22814757
It got a bit dirtier than I expected, but here. Go to bed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09zOz0fmjaH

>>22814783
Oh my goodness this was way better than I thought it would've been. My clit is fucking throbbing. Thank you so very much! I really do hope you come back. Have a nice night.

>>22814795
I'll probably be back on tomorrow around 3pm eastern time. Now go to bed!

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>>22814538
Sorry, I was indisposed until late tonight, and now I only have time to post real quick before getting some sleep.

Thanks for listening!
It makes me so happy to know you enjoy it.
I was blushing for a solid hour after reading these replies.
I'm going to try to fulfill Ms. Femdom's request first thing tomorrow >>22813720
But after that, I promise to get you some masturbation content as soon as I can.
Sorry if it takes some time, this is all new to me and I want it to sound good.

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>>22813787
My greatest dream is a world without jews.

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>>22811048
Better dead than red, Commie.

>>22805277
hey smoothskin

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>>22815033
Ms. Femdom will appreciate the masturbation audio too

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Femanon here requesting some sexy raunchy sex talk. Preferably dominating a femdom who wants to be dominated secretly. Teasing is a plus++++++ wow me MSA like you always do.

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>>22816221
WilCo. ETA: 2 hours.

Back again from last night, mainly testing out layering sounds beneath my audio. What do you guys think?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yv7nOEXxK0

"I am not as I was under the reign of the good Cynara" by Ernest Dowson

>>22816262
Well shit. It seems as though I need to check all my wiring because what i thought was just a problem with my headphones seems to have found its way into the recording. I'll have to try again later

>>22816326
Cleaned up version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rb7Fp5rx2A

>>22816221
How's this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qbm9KWjk3n

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>>22811043
ayy bae wats ur skype ;) <3

Recorded a few scripts before I go...

"My Pet"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yyBz9qUD3p

"Public Fapping" (Female Masturbation with Male Guidance)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sPO3n04ivQ

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>>22816221
http://chirb.it/nALv7N

I bet you want the mad Luger D. now, "Mistress".

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>>22815980
Sorry, this is taking so long.
I've written a script that is probably too long for its own good, and It seems like finding even a moment to myself to record today has been impossible.
I promise to deliver as soon as I can.

>>22815316
... I know. And yet you seem like someone who doesn't make too much noise after 10pm and returns people's lost wallets. Boggles the mind.

Be nice to that fucking cat, though.

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>>22816773
T-Tomoko-chan?

>>22816685
it's ok, no hurry! I'm very patient, cutie. Long script sounds promising ;)

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>>22815033
Thank you, take as long as needed, don't strees yourself over time, the anticipation makes a great thing even better. Ms. Femdom and I seem to have some overlapping interests anyway.

>>22814659
Very nice! Maybe you can go by Caius for the threads?

>>22816818
Any reason why? I'm very happy with it... its a favorite character from a favorite book of mine

waynegraysongerbil here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NGrEsHnit0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XdlgmtcfKs

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>>22816778
>>22816773
Also: The cat symbolizes me, feeling smug and superior, while being surrounded by liberals and pro-israel supporters.

>>22816836
I assumed that since you went with Lear as a sampling audio that it would be a favourite of yours. Also because everyone likes Caius, impossible not to.

>>22816875
I actually played Edmund... but Caius had such amazing insults! Actually, I think I might do one of his scenes next...

>>22816858
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sxzUYcZiNx

>>22816910
You've reminded me how much I enjoyed Lear, its been too long since Ive last read it. I can hear you as a strong Edmund, lovely role too, out of all of Shakespeares villains hes one of the most interesting.
Would enjoy hearing your Caius!

>>22816979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RNnaP0OWmV

To differentiate it from my Edmund I tweaked the pitch down a bit... and cut Oswald's pathetic protestations to make it a bit longer lol

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>tfw Waifu is out today and I got fuck-all to do
>tfw ship-femanon was right all along

Tomoko, pls come back. ;__;

also taking requests, I guess.

Chirbit: http://www.chirbit.com/LugerP08

>>22817028
I was hoping you meant this scene, or the bit to Cornwell later. I wish I had the know how to have a constructive response but I really like your delivery for Caius, a nice contrast to how young and composed your Edmund sounds.
Thank you!

Hello everyone! I super exhausted from work and I have a major head ache! Could any of you maybe record a get well thing? Short and simple is super fine with me. Maybe even your own remedies you use to get rid of a head ache?

>>22817237
http://chirb.it/cfwGgw

>>22817242
Geez. Thanks, Luger!!

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>>22817248
Well, you asked for my way of how to get rid of headaches and everything attached to it (read: life).

>>22817255
Ha the geez was for the end

>>22816571
Glad to see you're back!

>>22817280
(On my phone so different ID)

I was just about to go back upstairs to my studio and do some more, so once I have a few requests I'll do some more

>>22817398
Okay cool! I'll try and think of something

>>22817398
I know you mentioned (in questions or new boys) what you find physically and mentally attractive about a woman but would you be so kind to dedicate a recording to this and maybe go more in depth with it?

>>22817427
Excuse all the long pauses and rambling...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yfRXX8em9X

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Man, Waifu is making some /pol/-tier remarks.

>Accidentally calls me and all I can overhear is something about hanging blacks in trees
>She calls niggers who act like niggers niggers
>"I'm gonna put jews in my oven... I mean my fish"
>"Luger, there's not enough room in my heart but there's room in my oven"

Waifu 4 laifu~

>>22817610
Thank you! There was something very comforting about it...>>22817610
I really enjoyed listening to this. I think you do a really good job at rambling! Especially for it being so on the spot! Is there anything on your mind that you'd like rambling about?

>>22817672
>>22817610
Going with this anon, I would enjoy hearing about some of your favourite books, I enjoy historical fiction and could use some rambling of some that you've enjoyed over the years. Or what poems attract you.

/r/ a dramatic reading of a shit pop song from any year.

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>>22816576
>>22816439
PERFECT! Just fucking perfect. You guys know how to do your stuff.

>>22817722

Wait, you said shit pop song? Fuck, I did a recording of "Beat It" ;-;

>>22817814
>implying

>>22817814
Haha that's okay too. Perhaps i should've just said song

>>22817818

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQqMDhC10x

Hope this is fine.

>>22817817

But MJ cool

>>22817825
Lmao dizzy you're such a dweeb in the best way.

>>22817833

Good! :3

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>>22817831
>nigger
>kiddy fiddler

>>22817846

his music doe

>>22817714
Please excuse the fact that i say the phrase "in particularly" ugh...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c1JaoJZpG5

>>22817869
>11 minutes
Yess. Have you ever read the things they carried?

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>>22817852
He was an autistic kiddy fiddler who bleached his skin, operated his nose till it literally fell of his face and shut himself in his kiddy-fiddly-ranch.

I'm glad he's dead.

>>22817874

Luger, MSA's resident grumpy nazi.

>>22817874
sigh

I feel like reading stuff and I also want to sleep, what do I do?

>>22817873
No I cant say I have.

Wait, is 11 minutes too long or is that a good thing?

>>22817811
Why thank you milady :)

>>22817936
No no it's a good thing!! Its one of my favorite books. Used to have a paperback copy of it. Half tempted to just buy an ebook of it and read the chapter "how to tell a true war story"
You should definitely read it if you find yourself given the opportunity.

>>22817954
Totally will do, just found a pdf of that section online ;)
https://www.ndsu.edu/pubweb/~cinichol/CreativeWriting/323/OBrienWarStory.pdf

Scottish dude here... unsure about all this "sexy" stuff but still want to participate. Wat do?

>inb4 answer the questions for new boys
I'd rather be given some better more direct/unique questions.

>>22818029
Lovely! Tell me what you think. This is a random chapter smack dab in the middle of the book. It's essentially a bunch of short stories that all tie together. Some looser than others. Let me know what you think about the baby buffalo story. I enjoy the detail of it

>>22817900
read definitely read

B-bump

>>22818059

?

LegionComplex

From VT, have a variety of accents.

Bored.

Requests?

>>22818257
http://pastebin.com/VgxgxGQ8

Good morning baby

>>22818033
Most of the requests around here have been 50/50 clean and not clean. Just say some things, if you don't want to do the questions. In general, it's cool to hear people talk about things they like. Seriously, I will listen to the fuck out of someone explaining their ultra specific niche hobby to me.

Or maybe check through the thread, lots of people make requests for reassurance or comforting sweet talk and stuff. You could see if one of them jumps out at you.

>>22816778
>>22816865
No.

>>22817082
>>22817637
>Luger has a waifu
>But Luger still misses Tomoko-chan
>Canon cannot interfere with my ship!

>>22818337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SGgxZxSjZI


Gave the basic questions a try.

>>22818033
Hmm well, I also enjoy hearing about stories from the guys here. Would you like to share a fond memory you have from when you were younger? Or even just talking about hobbies you enjoy is fun to me.
I asked the men what their favorite video games are or what they grew up with last thread if you'd care to make a recording of that.

>>22806603
Mmm,
Could you do any dominant role playing?

>>22818029
I'd really enjoy hearing some sweet talk from you btw~~~~

>>22818472
I've got company tonight so I cant post anymore tonight. I'll put something up for you tomorrow though. Any particular script?

>>22818459
For the record, I am halfway through recording the favourite games one. And my apologies for not getting to it sooner but i can only really record late at night or early in the mornings and the past week I've just been too tired to stay up and record and had things I needed to get done in the mornings.

Hopefully, by morning my voice will have recovered sufficiently from my marathon recording session earlier to finish it off and upload it... in however many parts it has to be in... :/

>>22818489
I just got so pouty from reading this haha. Hmm, there's nothing I can think of. Would you be okay with improv?

>>22806761
Even though you're correct in calling out her shit posting pics, if I caught you in public talking like that to a woman I would stomp your little ass. It might be you being you, but this is me being me. Call it white knighting, I guess I am. I'm an asshole to women to, in the bed or when we're role playing. Not just because I can be unless it's unavoidable. Grow the fuck up, Luger.
>tfw he's a skinny 19 year old girly boy
-IX
P.s-maybe I liked her ass.

>>22818342

I swear I have read this script before, but I'm not able to find my recording of it ;-;

>>22818493
Oh, that's wonderful! I really wanted to hear from even more of the guys and now I get just that. I'm looking forward to listening to it when you have the time to finish.
And there's no need to apologize! I'm thrilled I have another recording to look forward to.

>>22818445
Bump.

>>22818571
It's cool. Don't worry so much :)
How about some improv. Preferably villain monologues about world domination comedy can be included as an option

>>22818601
Well I will apologise since I recall saying last Tuesday that I would see about doing it that evening... and not getting there.

On the plus side, the record is up to 53 minutes already and i have three more games to talk about (I actually wrote a script for it, which I am perhaps more proud of than I should be), so if nothing else you will have plenty to listen to. :P

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>>22817637
>>22817880
>tfw Luger is actually a big softie

>>22818669
Seconding this.
He actually is a nice guy

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>>22818554
Woah woah woah. That's a whole lotta shitposting I have to deal with.

First of all, I couldn't give less of a fuck what you may think of me. This is a pretty much an anonymous image board, so feel free to add some filters to my most used pictures or whatever.

Second of all, it was crystal fucking clear that it was shitposting of the lowest form. She violated the fucking one thread rule we've got going on /msa/. If you're not familiar with this one, itty bitty tiny rule you numbnut, it's "Request something". It can be sweet talk, singing, fapping - pretty much anything goes. (That one girls who requested that bear-guy-fapping thing? Even that weird-as-fuck shit flies here).

She or he or whatever it was, was just baiting for attention like a cheap 1$ slut. If you seriously need some submissive bitch that keeps posting shitty, pixely selfies, may I suggest, like I did for her, to visit the LITERALLY bajillion other hookup threads to find someone to chat with.

You and it were just here to deteriorate the quality of /msa/ as a fucking whole.

We may only hook up with girls who request something, if at all. Most of the girls here are just adoring fans of the various guys here. I like my fangirls, the involved shitposting around me, hell even the NoHomo cuteposting with DoitDoitDoit.

But you fell for it. You fell for the attention whoring of some dumb slut who was too dumb to fucking read the OP. You dense motherfucker.

And now you have the gall to call me out, Internet Tough Guy? Fucking hell, she ain't coming back to suck your dick as a thank you that you defended her Purity on an anonymous image board.

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>>22818554
So, with that all said and done, I also wish to remind you, that FREEDOM OF SPEECH is not fucking forbidden here. I can call you, her, anyone really a slut, bitch, whore, nigger, kike, cunt, spic, chink, gook or whatever slur you can think of.

It is the FIRST FUCKING AMENDMENT in America or, if you're german like me Artikel 5. des Grundgesetzes that fucking ensures freedom of speech.

I would also like you to fucking contribute to these threads, rather than to stir up irrelevant fucking shit.

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>>22818692
>>22818698

>>22818633

Here's me trying to be a dorky man attempting to sound like a dictator:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HprzoevIiR

>>22818725

Also yes I'm aware it's terrible, I really had no idea what to say.

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>>22817722
this please~
yandere/stalker reading of Call Me Maybe, perhaps?

>>22818725
Lmao is all I can say. I like it, it made me laugh. Not bad for being on the spot.

>>22818756

Long as I made you laugh :3

>>22818760
favorite part " wait we have an army?"

>>22818781

I like throwing in things like that :3

>>22818784

dude that timing was on point.

>>22818792

Thank you :D

>>22818801
yous welcome.

>>22818655
Holy moly! Now I really can't wait to see what you have for me! Sounds like you're quite the video game fan and you're putting so much time and effort into this, too! I'm so excited to hear what games you enjoy.

Hey anons, care to help me out?

A guy I have a casual relationship with recently expressed an interest in performing some sexual audio scenarios, but he wants me to prompt him for specifics. I already have a few of the traditional MSA challenges in my back pocket (the countdown-from-100 challenge, the edging challenge). Do any of you have any other suggestions? He's a bit shy but clearly eager to perform, and I think he'd appreciate some ideas.

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>>22808101
It took me a while to place it, but your voice sounds how I'd imagine Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye would.

It's one of my favorite books and I'd feel honored if you read a passage or two from it


>"I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can."

Also /r/ing this song:
(Such a )Loser by Garfunkel and Oates
http://youtu.be/zS0chgBD8Rs

Any singers want to take a crack at it?

>>22819143
I can give it a try. Do you want it in their octave or one lower?

>>22819263
Whatever you feel more comfortable with, I'm not picky

But if I had to pick, I'd say go one lower

>>22819274
Alright. I'm going to sleep soon, so I'll get it tomorrow if that's okay

Tfw that one guy with the amazing voice is busy
Tfw I need a comforting recording
Tfw threads nearly dead

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>>22819294
I know good things come to those who wait :3
Good night!

http://chirb.it/xHhBrB

First time trying this website. Not bad, aside from constant flash issues.

>>22819086
Hey Gob here posting from my laptop as I am about to turn in for the night. I would be very happy to read any passage from that book(It's my second favorite) Got a copy of it on my night stand just in case I ever feel like looking over it again. When I wake up, I'll get right on it.

Doit postin from Stockholm!
Sorry for promising to rec. then bail.
Be right back at ya after the weekend. In the mean time, pls keep pilin up the requests

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>>22816790
>>22816818

Oh dear.
Finally done.
The more I listen to this, the more awkward it gets.
I'm kind of scared to post it, but a promise is a promise.

Virgin Femdom
http://chirb.it/FAII77

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>>22818464
I could try sometime,
but I think it might be easier to laugh at than to get off to.
What did you have in mind?

>>22819304

Doesn't that one guy have skype?

I hear busy people sometimes hang out there.

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>>22818459
Gonna do the video games one.

>>22818382
Thanks for the encouragement.

>Scottish dude telling you some of his favourite games and general rambling.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f1LYONpaPF

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Felt the need to explain who and what Luger-chan is.

Because >>22818382 thinks she's mein Waifu.

http://chirb.it/mL3O5G

>>22820657
Most likely he does

>>22818870
Well you are. All 1 hour, 11 minutes and 35 seconds of rambling about my favourite games.

Enjoy!

http://chirb.it/d0anh1

>>22820047
Hey! You're out my way. What brings ya to Stockholm?

>>22820919
And here I thought you had a crush on Doit.

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>>22819997
Nice! I actually used to do the same with my copy before I started moving around so much, so now the thing is probably at the bottom of a box in storage.

Glad to meet someone else with good taste in classic literature! Can't wait to hear some of you favorite passages! I think my most favorite is either when he talks about his little sister or when his spiel on how you couldn't erase all the "Fuck you"s on all the bathroom walls even if you lived forever. Such a great book!

>>22821017
>my post ends in 919
>9x19mm Luger

it's like pottery~

Doit didn't even add me on Skype yet. That manwhore slut prolly enjoys banging hot mudslimes in Stockholm right about now, getting Ahmed and his friends to stuff him full of eggplant shaped bombs for the next terrorist attack.

Or, y'know, enjoying life with the wife, the sick bastard.

>>22818938
Try some like orgasm denial stuff like telling him to get close and then stringing him out as long as possible, was always fun when I was in long distance relationships doing that

Also this thread is like half shit posts someone give me something and I'll read it in a hollow, dead tone

>>22821017
Choir. Singing. SSSF is 110 years. U shud come 2 the concert. U wanna grab a beer today? Add me on kik Doitydoit

>>22821105
Nop. Alone wid choir. Ill add u when i get home.

>>22821207
Tru
Check out da masterbin

Caius checking back in... Have to put my groceries away but then taking requests. Otherwise I'll just be reading poetry or something else literary and insufferable lol

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>>22817722
>>22818746
Not much of a popsong, but it is the talented Billie Holiday with her song "Crazy he calls me".

Maybe sweet Billie was a yandere too?

http://chirb.it/LwJ3yL

>Captcha Select all mountains

>>22821490
Did you get around to reading the pdf you found?
>>22821555
Tank yew

>>22821572
Not yet, its long after all. I think I also agreed to record some sweet talk for you...

Is there a pet name or anything you prefer?

>>22821628
Yeah it is. Just read the bit about the baby buffalo. And as far as pet names go, I kind of just like being called whatever :3

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The script "Don't let them see" from >>22818342 pastebin.

I originally added the background noise of a crowd talking but it sounded like static/whitenoise too much.

http://chirb.it/xtBsh3

Unrelated but:
>Tomoko has new job
>Wants me to masturbate less
>I'll talk to her less on skype

Hello darkness, my old friend~

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>>22818692
>>22818698
IX here, more than likely on diff ID-anyways, for it to be just an anonymous Internet board, you sure do get riled up. She didn't pull one over on anyone. Maybe she wasn't aware of the rules, in either Instance you acted like a fucking idiot, and my comments were just that. And what I'd do to you. It's not that I'm an "Internet tough guy", I'm a tough guy period. So don't worry yourself with that. The point here is that your attitude is beyond distasteful towards women, and let's be serious, you and I both know you don't talk to women like that in public or you'd get beat down. I know you'll continue to be an e-raging little faggot, but just know that a real man, both on 4chan and real life, called you out on it. You've been fucking notified. From here on out, you'll just be making yourself look stupid.
;)
Also, I do contribute to MSA, as a matter of fact I just posted an audio last thread. Straighten the fuck up. Also, you sound Scottish and not German. I think you've got your countries off. That's the worst German accent I've ever heard, but that figures from a Cunt like you. ;)

>>22821089
Holden Gobfield for ya!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xTsPxGWqwV

anything else I can do for ya?

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>>22821694
>you sure do get riled up.

Says the guy who gets triggered by mean words that hurt his safe space here on /msa/

>Maybe she wasn't aware of the rules

Because reading sure is hard, faggot

>And what I'd do to you. It's not that I'm an "Internet tough guy", I'm a tough guy period. So don't worry yourself with that

I'm sure you're the toughest guy at Weenie Hut Jr.'s

>The point here is that your attitude is beyond distasteful towards women, and let's be serious, you and I both know you don't talk to women like that in public or you'd get beat down.

I don't live on a liberal arts college campus where I'd have to be scared to get killed by raging BLM african youth or where feminists spew their PC agenda on a daily basis in my face.

Also, way to miss the point of free speech. "If you don't agree with me, you get beaten to pulp, bro!"

>I know you'll continue to be an e-raging little faggot, but just know that a real man, both on 4chan and real life, called you out on it. You've been fucking notified. From here on out, you'll just be making yourself look stupid.
;)

Holy shit, this is some Navy Seal Copypasta level of autism.

>IX face when he read my mean posts

>>22821694
>>22821738

Now now boys, have a sit down and listen up a bit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hnpXKqpMlh

I need someone to tell me to calm the fuck down because I just watched the episode of the office where Michael left and I'm crying like a little bitch

>>22821820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0opDuNyloWn

>>22821839
I cried as much as I did when I watched Toy Story 3

>>22821820

ok.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pbkq7GGsHU

>>22821856
>at least you don't ignore me on here

Go to bed!

>>22819503
My voice doesn't go low enough ;-; and my tonality is shit, but I'm working on it if you still want it.

>>22819503
It's not very good in the lower parts, but I tried. I hope you like it
http://chirb.it/4wv2CE

Bump. This thread needs to get more lively before work :(

>>22822056
Your sweet talk is incoming!

>>22822117
Yay! I'm looking forward to it :)

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>>22821738
See prior comment, to-wit:
>I know you'll continue to be an e-raging >little faggot
Right as usual
;)
Let me know when your nuts drop spud, and you turn into an actual man. Then maybe you'll get real life women instead of Skype pussy.

Also, you're not fucking German. Quit insulting them and thier country by pretending to be. Scotland is for faggots, FYI.
;)

>>22822128
So it turned into more "come home from a long day and relax by the fire with me" sort of thing. In the pauses though listening to the storm outside and the fire crackle is nice and calming though

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w4rEjrntLO

>>22822151
Oh man this is great :3 thank you so so freakin much! This is super relaxing~
And adorable.

>>22822184
If you want anything else just let me know :)

I can probably do one more before i head off to work

>>22822194
Will do ;)

>dat same work schedule.

How about a ramble of your day so far? Excited to head into work? I kind of am. I get to just clean instead of actually doing my job because corporate is coming so everyone is shitting their pants

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>>22820443
Very cute!, you've got a nice balance of sounding eager, embarrassed and humor written in that appeals to my inner shotacon.
Thank you, that was very enjoyable.

>>22822204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kr0kAr55Ro

>>22822230
>I say absolutely a lot.
That's okay, I realized yesterday I say literally a lot.
Maybe making a list with grocery shopping would help?
It's cool that you plan on making something for thanksgiving. I plan on making a dessert, which is great for my family because that means they get to be my taste testers. I'm happy that you're looking forward to work, as well! I'm hoping I get out before my scheduled time which is 12. Contemplating on going to a bar afterwards if I end up getting off early. Getting paid for nerf battles are pretty great!

>>22821207
Something by Taylor Swift.

>>22822253
Yeah, I'm scheduled to be off at 10 (EST) but generally grab a drink with some of my coworkers down the street. Maybe if we're lucky we'll both wind up back at the same time.

I'm aware that its sort of gauche, but you can message me on kik if you're bored at work. Its just nice to have someone to talk to lol
Kik: TattoosAndBowties

>>22822270
Yeah I have a coworker that happens to be a good friend of mine. I'm hoping she can come out tonight. And I'll definitely send you a message in a few :)

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Random Ramble out of nowhere!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wh4IVaV5fE

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>>22822223

Thanks!
The feedback really means a lot to me!
Don't think I forgot about the masturbation stuff
either, that's next up.
If you want to help me out, though, let me know what you're most interested in hearing.
I was thinking of doing it while seeing how
coherently I could answer the 'questions for new boys',
but if that would just get in the way then I can do it..uh...'clean'.

>>22820919
Just wanted to let you know I enjoyed listening to this.
I'm not much of a /k/ guy, but I found it very interesting.
You're cool, Luger.

>>22822286
I would really like that if that's how you wish to do it! Listening to the slight waver and changes in voice are great.
If you happen to have an onahole/fleshlight feel free to bring it in, I like those sounds and boys + toys.

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>>22822337
I don't have any toys, unfortunately, but I'll try my best.

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>>22820443
oh my god, that was perfect. I'm more into femdom than I was before. Good times were had. I'll be keeping an ear out for your next projects <3

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>>22820443
I like your voice so much I'd like to have these forever in my porn folder, would you be as kind as to make these downloadable? If you're comfortable with it, of course! That'd make me very happy.

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>>22822519
Ahhh!
I didn't know I could do that!
Let me change them real quick...

Requesting an improv on nerdy nervous guy asking femanon on a date. Being embrassed while recording is ++++++. Please and thank you MSA

>>22822538
downloaded! Thank you, cute guy <3

>>22822544
I can give it try, but no guarantees it'll be good haha

>>22814476

so cute! :D

>>22822544
This is pretty cringe, but here http://chirb.it/J9Ckbs

>>22822880
I like the attempt, at least you tried

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>>22822337
Okay, that was not the best idea I've had.
Masturbating distracted me from the questions, but the questions distracted me from masturbating.

Questions for New Boys + Masturbation (Part 1)
http://chirb.it/wDvE19
Questions for New Boys + Masturbation (Part 2)
http://chirb.it/r1dxdH

Took so long I had to split it.
Sorry for the spots with dead air.

>>22822544

It seems like nerdy stuff seems to be my forte :p

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i0LBhIg9qP

>>22823675youmknow I bet when God asked you what's gonna be your special trait, bet you said. Voice. Give me a voice that rocks. Lol I like it diz, very sweet thank you.

>>22823730

Aww, thank you very much! :D

>>22823738
Your welcome. You should do a new chirbit sometime lol

>>22823749

I was considering having that as my latest one :p

>>22823759
Yessss child upload it. It will make girls blush. Plus it's nice.

>>22823764

There we go:

http://chirb.it/wOdBdf

>>22823780
Sweet sweet I'm glad inspired a chirbit. Woo got for more request though?

>>22823795

Sure :3

>>22823806
Great alright hmmmmmm let's see. Oh got it
Improv on cop chasing done criminal. How you execute it can be up to you. Alright diz hit me with what you got.

>>22823843

Wait, what?

>>22823870
Whoa sorry auto correct meant to type cop chasing down a criminal. Damn iPad auto corrects too much

>>22823894

Should I say anything in particular?

>>22823903
Nope it's up to you diz. Surprise me

>>22823930

Here I go, then!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08gvUgV90ht

>>22824012
Diz, diz, my nigga you, nigga you idk if your studying drama or something along those lines. But like, you needs to more on a project. MSA police. Sounds like plan lol. Again love it. Thanks

>>22824072

It's fun to do some voice acting X3

>>22824084
I see that. I really like your improvs. You get creative .

>>22824103

I try X3

Anyone up for read "hide and seek" let's hear how crazy MSA can get.
http://pastebin.com/U4hWLKyn

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>>22823365
>http://chirb.it/wDvE19
yes, please do try piano and singing :)

Oh wow, can't believe you're a virgin when you can make such sexy recordings!

So happy that you enjoyed making the femdom thing for me, haha.

I know it's too much, but I'm kind of tempted to ask you for photos and get to know you better. Contractfagging is frowned upon here, it seems, so I'll just leave my e-mail and whether or not you ignore it, is your call.
[email protected]

Anyway, I think I'm a fan. Sorry if I'm getting too creepy here!

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>>22823365
Was lovely learning about you, while not your best idea that was fun for me~ I cant help but take pleasure in you getting more nervous and distracted as you went on and what good sounds. I feel like a bully.

Thank you so much. I'm looking forward to see what gets requested for you in the future.

>>22824136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lpXgaL1dH9
First time hope I didn't blew it that much haha ;)

>>22824405
Yo I like your accent bro. Real Spain like. Nice

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>>22824220
>mfw
Don't worry, you're not being creepy.
I...may need a little time to think about it, though.

>>22824277
Thanks again, both of you!
If I know I'm making someone happy, I can sleep easy tonight.