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MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

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MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)

Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.

Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.

Be creative!

Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.

All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:

>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.

If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.

Previous thread: >>22639122
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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I posted at the end of last thread, but I'm new so I answered the new boy questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11ZMXYFOwsz
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this is a weird/potentially controversial request but can someone do a nazi officer audio? something a bit rough with butt fucking. if I was decent at writing I'd write a script.
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Dizzy establishing :3

Chirbit:

http://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks

Nerdy Improv About Getting Caught Fapping:

http://chirb.it/Ih9Kge

Morning Sex:

http://chirb.it/N5bgfD

Nerdy Stuttery Guy Jacking Off:

http://chirb.it/04e3LH

Shlicking Instructions:

http://chirb.it/3dJs8f
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>>22736036

Your shy nerd voice is the best.. I had a chance to listen to them all and had to step outside to cool off. Roommates are home rn and Killin the vibe.
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>>22736058

Hehe, thank you, didn't think it'd do that! :3
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>>22736036
What about some kind of fingering audio? I'll leave the details all to you.
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>>22735458
Luger here, I can already tell this thread is going places. Will do something after work, stay tuned.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hz6GMHyzNO

I tried a wee Scottish song
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someone please do a desperate one!! like one where you're moaning and you're begging for me to take my clothes off / touch you / let you fuck me
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bump because i really want my request filled
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i also really like the idea of the guy toying with me, teasing me, seeing how much i want it
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>>22736206

What exactly would you want to hear?
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>>22736373
What it feels like to you, how it makes you feel, panting etc.. play with yourself. give me something to use while I touch myself
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>>22735458
/r/ing this too
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>>22736627
>>22735458
OY VEY! BAD GOYIM! DON'T YOU WANT THE SUPERIOR BLACK DICK?
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>>22736036
your voice is hot as fuck, my god, you are so nerdy and cute, fuck.
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>>22736648
>Tfw you knew this was Luger before you saw his establishing post
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>>22737026
Dude, someone requested a Nazi officer audio.
It was like "Luger, get in here!"
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Better than what this girl got fromt his 10 pump-chump

http://canariasnoticias.es/gran-canaria/practicando-sexo-plena-luz-del-dia-en-el-parque-chona-madera
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>>22737026
>>22737051
>tfw being recognized
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqDxqfyUys
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>>22736627
>>22735458
Guten abend, my dearies. This is probably the longest script I've written yet. I've saved this scrip for future reference and will probably extend it more for some more hardcore bdsm, torture and other stuff to make sure you spill the beans.

>http://chirb.it/MKckFg
>Link to the script: http://pastebin.com/vmaKP6wc
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>>22735255
waynegraysongerbil here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mmjLvDYRHP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EQiG7juuih

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HB4WwfmXMo
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>>22737618
ffff. original requester here. didn't expect it to be filled so quick, thanks!! i shamefully schlicked to this.
>big nazi fetish
so i definitely would be up for an extension of the script, whenever that happens :') (or just more nazi audios in general lol)
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So this is my first time doing any sort of audio and feedback would be appreciated. I read the beginning of a children's story (the clicking is turning the virtual page) so sorry if it isn't saucy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1liBCtb3vwK
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>>22737687
Not lewd but if you want some more Nazi audio: http://chirb.it/B9Mfqx

The war speech of Ze Major from Hellsing Ultimate

I also recorded some Nazi marching songs (Erika, Das Panzerlied)
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>>22736386

I'm not sure if you're asking me to finger myself XP

>>22736822

Oh hush, you're making me smile :3
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So many listens to my Nazi Officer one.
http://chirb.it/LL8Pth
More ramblings since I got a few topics to talk about.
>Ask me questions and requests! I wanna do way more shit than that.
>Whats womens obsession of getting violently fucked by Nazis
>Who is Luger anyway
>Luger's weird obsession with the human body
>Luger's half-assed analysis of weird fetishes
>Requests of anons you know who have a fucked up life
>implying Luger does any work

Enjoy.
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>>22738270
to answer your question in your rambles-
i haven't been on /soc/ since school has started so my request was the first time i'd been on msa in a while and found it funny that apparently in the time i've been gone some man with a nazi persona has arrived. good timing? anyways i myself am actually not all that submissive, most of the ~sexy stuff i like has to do with dominating men. politically i'm definitely on the left. i suppose i get aroused from the idea of being dominated by nazi just because it's taboo? and then as someone who isn't generally into the idea of being submissive, i think a lot of women view nazis as being really masculine, dominant, and overall 'alpha male'. there's a darkness to it and i think that really completes the 'dominant male' role for them, or at least it does for me lol if i decide to be submissive i know i really want someone who fits my idea of real dominance. imo i find a lot of male doms to be big weenie nerds that i cannot take seriously. the idea of a nazi man dominating me, however, is something i can definitely take seriously lol.

sage bc i don't think anyone cares too much haha

but also, if you do decide to more with this in the future...could you do a scenario with like, a nazi finding out the listener has a crush on him? don't care too much what happens afterwards as long as there's a lot of teasing/making fun involved and some roughness.

thanks for humoring me/us
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1naJYltGmVO

I'm new here so I decided to read out the remember remember poem.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s09sSqO4nCeD
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Requesting some more JOIs!
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Helion here with a fap audio/ramble... well ok it's more a ramble/rant leading into a fap but hey-ho ;)

>Ramble fap
http://chirb.it/nqmcbx
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taking requests for what to say in a deep australian accent

give me suggestions
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>>22739096

"There ain't no escapin', mate."
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I'm trying to see which voice people prefer, so I read a poem I wrote twice, once with my normal voice (1st one) and once with a lower(hopefully) pitched voice(2nd one). Any feedback would be great.

1st one: normal voice http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aAMQ4LZxq4

2nd one: lower pitch http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B2IiqSRdnN
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>>22739191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16cfS44NCPK
here you go m8
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>>22739217

Sound quality needs work, otherwise that was lovely.
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>>22739195
What is that background noise?
Both are nice in different ways. I feel like the second one suits what you were reading more?
The first one is more natural, though, which is lovely.
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>>22739267
The backround noise is the blinds in my room. I didn't even notice.
I often get told I sound really young and/or gay by clan members in TS so I was looking for feedback haha.
If anyone wants I can do non-lewd requests
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And a gaming ramble as well, and I'm out...

http://chirb.it/eA1M15

-Helion
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here's the fairytale in russian language
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kT1DxCnw3x
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I'm still here!
http://www.chirbit.com/doitdoitdoit
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i just want someone to ****whisper** lewd stuff into their microphone directed at a girl so i can get off
please
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>>22739340
oh god please do >>22739681 in russian
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>>22739686
Seconded.
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>>22739712
i swear to christ that language makes me wetter than anything on the fucking planet it is so sexy

russians fucking purr when they speak and i bet they don't even realize
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>>22737618
>>22738331
I'm the exact opposite. But damn... was not expecting to like that so much.

To me, the nazis are camp at best and the triumph of souless industrialization at worst. And... the warrior caste rather than the priest-king? Really? I can't take mass produced parts seriously as a source of malevolence and spite.

But again. DAMN.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s04W5dPHMReU

Hope I did a good job.
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>>22739686

PLSSSSSSS
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>>22738331

samesamesame
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>>22740688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BHuPjfeRBP
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>>22740697

THANK YOU SO MUCH OMFG <3

i think i'm in love *-*
your voice is so amazing
i don't think i've ever gotten that wet so fast hahaha

plsloveme
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>>22740697
Who. Are. You.
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>>22740708
wow, didn't think i'd get that reaction
happy to serve!
>>22740839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0clZI4aroQq
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Singer/Singing. Here is an original.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qcVrVAsFLF
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>>22741049
Oh I like you!
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>>22741077
Pls sing more plssss
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>>22741085
Anseo a théann tú.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09xHKnJR2yR
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>>22741154
Hnnng I could listen to you sing for hours
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>>22741164
Why, thank you. Here is one in Welsh - my first language; accompanied with my friend.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u1G0HutLiE
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>>22741337
So gorgeous omg :3
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Do you guys like Irish music?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KmESMUYpDx
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r7mbN9XZOk

HI THERE
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>>22739681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eR1ruBR7fy
Now with lyrics!)
Здpaвcтвyй, cлaдкaя мoя. Жaль, чтo я нe знaю твoeгo имeни. Taк cлaвнo былo бы нeжнo шeптaть eгo тeбe нa yшкo, чyвcтвyя apoмaт твoих вoлoc. Tвoй зaпaх cвoдит мeня c yмa.
O, кaк хoтeл бы я oкaзaтьcя ceйчac pядoм c тoбoй! Пpижaть к ceбe твoe тpeпeщyщee тeлo, пoчyвcтвoвaть пoд cжимaющимиcя пaльцaми eгo пoдaтливyю мягкocть! Хoчy лeгoнькo кycaть твoю нeжнyю шeйкy, тaк чтo бы ты вздpaгивaлa и cтoнaлa. Я yлoжил бы тeбя в кpoвaткy, и пoкpыл бы пoцeлyями вce твoe тeлo. Зaтeм я cтaл бы лacкaть твoи гpyдки, нeжнo cжимaя гyбaми твoи cocoчки, щeкoчa их языкoм и cлeгкa пpикycывaя зyбaми. Зaтeм, мoй язык, ocтaвив влaжнyю дopoжкy, cocкoльзнyл бы пo твoeмy тeлy вниз, к твoeй cлaдкoй киcкe. Я вижy, ты yжe cтaлa влaжнoй для мeня. Хopoшaя дeвoчкa! Mнe тaк нpaвитcя твoй пьянящий вкyc. Hpaвитcя, кaк ты изгибaeшьcя и cтoнeшь, пoкa мoй язык лacкaeт твoи cлaдкиe дыpoчки. Я бы дoлгo, нeжнo oблизывaл тeбя, пoкa ты нe кoнчилa бы. Toгдa я пoднялcя бы к твoeмy лицy, и oбняв, cтaл цeлoвaть тeбя. Teпepь пocмoтpи мнe в глaзa и cкaжи - тeбe пoнpaвилocь?
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>>22741049
i am like 100% sure that your voice is the sexiest voice ever
like holyyyyyyyyy <3
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>>22739727
also, here's a loud voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1odBDYkwVm5
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>>22741999
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r7mbN9XZOk
Femanon, MOAR!
I LOVE Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly
Please don't make me beg...
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>>22739681
Seriously, Femanon here, and I came for some sexy recordings!
Tell me what you want to do to me... ;o
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>>22742374
Aw, ur making me all fuzzy inside.
but ur too kind. there's a lot of handsome gentlemen here. this thread just started and there's bound to be a couple of more voices u'd be able to fawn over;D

>>22742609
I did this for someone couple days ago
http://chirb.it/pcEO82
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So, my dog died this morning. She was really old, but I'm still pretty gutted about it. A family friend heard about it and she said something along the lines of "Don't worry, you can get another one" and it made me feel sick.
I don't like telling my friends about things like this because I feel like I'm just making things awkward or manipulating them for attention. Can someone just say comforting things? I'd appreciate it.
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>>22742740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XejgI5alHb
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>>22742597
Well, here's a song as old as the hills themselves but I know the Dropkick Murphys covered it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kheURMCWlN
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>>22742762
This calmed me down a bit. Thank you, your voice is comfy.
>dat bit about having new experiences with another dog
I didn't think of it that way. I'm glad I didn't blow up at the person who mentioned getting another dog now.
>tfw no sheep to gently pat
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>>22743113
indeed
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>>22743211
Found a video of you, you sheepshagger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maVxrRBxgas
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Any advice for someone who wan't to start performing for MSA?
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>>22743223
I never saw ed ed n eddy
we didn't have cable when I was a kid
Only between 2 and 3 channels
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>>22743233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

also check out some of the op links
MidnightRambler has some great tips
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>>22743302
First off, Thanks for the inspiration. :p

As for the chirbit:
http://chirb.it/zAgfqc

Sorry I messed up the audio, I'll try to fix it next one
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>>22742317
fuuuck yes
can I keep you?
or you can keep me, whatever works
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I have come with a chibits and hopefully better quality. I answered new boy questions clean and dirty. http://chirb.it/sKgtP1
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>>22742655
i am honestly speechless <3
like
wowowowowow
do you have skype, or anything I could contact you on? i'd make it worth your while! <3 hehe
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>>22743682
keep you? mmm... maybe we'll find a way)
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>>22745295
https://discord.gg/0aI1DZzezpfI7FUE
24 hour link
otherwise, I'm in the "discord n chill" chat that appears sometimes on /soc/
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Goooood morning, /msa/!

Warning: might be loud!
http://chirb.it/ODgbGy
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>>22746292
heheh
anyway, can you post more?
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>>22742765
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kheURMCWlN
I LOOOOVE IT!
It's a lot slower than the Dropkick Murphy's one...
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Get off page 10 MSA... You were doing really well there.
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can someone make something smutty for big/chubby girls? sorry if that's really vague. doesn't need to be like "MMM BABY I WANNA FUCK THESE FAT ROLLS" but just something that positively acknowledges the fact lol. could be kinky or vanilla. a lot of audio is relatively neutral but am interested in hearing something geared towards chubs/has a few mentions here and there.
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Bump...
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Crow here. Wassssssupp?

My Chirbit
http://www.chirbit.com/MSACrow

Things people have liked:

A Kiss to Build a Dream On
http://chirb.it/tO02dF

Dom Fuck
http://chirb.it/5PN356

Home Invasion Molestation Parts 1-3
http://chirb.it/zOmJ7L
http://chirb.it/kq2Aeh
http://chirb.it/Hd1f1q


Recent stuff:

Office Dom
http://chirb.it/f5kcF6

Re-recording of My Pet script
http://chirb.it/wzyLp2

Short & Mean
http://chirb.it/J64cAm

Demon Fuck
http://chirb.it/4zv083

Help You Relax
http://chirb.it/nrt0Ec

>>22736349
Its a little old, but here you go
http://chirb.it/ppE4gv
No one has tried to run me out of the tread yet, so I'll keep showing up until people do. As always, I'm open to requests/questions/critiques/ect. Or, feel free to shoot me an email if you'd rather
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>>22751930
Oh my lord, that home invasion one...... Jeez. It made me melt.

You're doing great, I've always enjoyed your work the most.... <3 keep it up.
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>>22751930
Yay! Crow is back!
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>>22751992
heh ik
i originally requested that
wish he'd do more desu, i can never get enough
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>>22751930
ca caw ca caw!! <3
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>>22751992
>>22752006
>>22752103
Dawwwww. <3


>>22752102
Well, tell ya what, I'll look at doing another one tomorrow or monday maybe ;3
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>>22752124
kiss kiss
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First time on this type of thread, I don't expect to be the best person at this. Constructive feedback is appreciated. Oh and this is Sinfully Lewd Handholding, I almost died laughing like five times recording it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yG7LZYe06D
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Which of you qt men are here? Pls respond with name
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>>22752183
Well, I'm Crow and I'm here. Just established
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>>22752173
Oh that's a great voice
>>22752227
Hi crow :)
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>>22752183

Dizzy here :3
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>>22752232
Thanks :3
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>>22752232
hello hello :3
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>>22752173
Decided to try out something else just for fun

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IetKPwQaXY
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>>22752257
>>22752348
No thank you :3
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aaaand a song for good measure. Jack of all trades right here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XTtcg6ByKp

>>22752395
you're too kind!
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>>22752446
Oh what a lovely singing voice! I'm hoping you stick around :)
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>>22752183
I don't have a name ;_;
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>>22752707
Pls respond with recording then bb
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>>22752718
It's the first one in the thread. My id changed because I'm on my phone
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>>22752718
I'm also >>22744884 take a listen if you want. I'll be back in the morning
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Kickin that can up from 9.
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no no no no get off of page seven please!! this makes me uncomfortable

>>22752124
<333 smooch smooch
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Luger here, taking requests on a sunday, since I got no social life anyway and might as well hang around here.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EkzeOrcyGU

My relationship is having a bad time right now, I'm trying my best despite not being a native english speaker....
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>>22754670
dirty talk in german?
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>>22754976
>in german

I could talk about finances, how to properly mow your lawn or about the jewish indoctrination of the western civilization in an erotic manner and you would understand just as much.
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>>22754670
Luger, could you do a raceplay recording?
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>>22755198
Raceplay, huh?

What race are you, you filthy subhuman trash?
Nigger? Gook? Jew?
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>>22755134
Oddly... I think it would be fun to hear the last in english. It's nice to hear people talk crazy sometimes.
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>>22755246
Jude, bitte.
>>>/pol/
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>>22755134
Talk about guns, you faggot. DO IT.
DO IT NOW.
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>>22755225
[spoiler]nigger[/spoiler]
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>>22755273
Ewww gross. I'll see what I can cook up.
But in the mean time, tell me a bit about yourself. What kind of nigger? Mudslime? HIV-carrier?
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>>22755332
>Mudslime? HIV-carrier?
N-Neither, I'm just a gross weeaboo freak t b h.
My parents are Jamaican though
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>>22755408
>Jamaican
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>>22755273
>>22755408

Never made an /msa/ before, but raceplay for nigress femanon sounds fucking hot.
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>>22755429
Y-You're mean
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>>22755473
Oh, it's about to get way worse.
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>>22755477
NoBulliZone
Please get out
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>>22755484
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>>22755484
>>22755473
>>22755445
Awww shit, nigger. He dun did it again.

http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J
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>>22755473
>>22755408
>>22755273
>>22755246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xAkkb6vSTj
Not Luger, but this was fun.
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>>22755617
no, you're better
>>22755659
ewwww
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>>22755617
how the fuck did you not lose your shit while recording this
i'm partially turned on and in tears laughing
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>>22755568
Holy shit, that part where you laughed cruelly was literally perfect. 10/10 would be bullied by

>>22755617
Omg
This was amazing. I agree with what >>2755687 said, though. I kekked at the "sambo coon fish-lipped piece of shit" and "literal trash race" parts especially for some reason
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>>22755687
>>22755766
Horny improv, I'm not always the most eloquent doing it. And once I do it, it's too weird to listen to, so I just post it and see what happens.
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>posting Muh doker

Shit skin, shit taste.
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>>22755774
yeah ok cool but how do i talk to you
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>>22755798
What you mean like contacts or something?
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>>22755828
mhm
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>>22755836
Well post your Skype and I might consider it.
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>>22755788
>not liking time travelling lesbians
Do you hate nice things?
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>>22755846
burner.83
you should do it
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meep. having a not so great day. someone tell me I'm pretty! or just something nice. (thank you in advance)
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>>22755134
could you do like a german lesson thing and you're a bad teacher that fucks the student cause that would be gr8
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>>22755883
Spreeses
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>>22755881
I tried watching Madoka. I really tried. I watched 4 episodes until I dropped it. The artstyle is fucking atrocious, the characters are all shit, unfunny and lame.

I don't remember much, since I was heavily hitting the bottle afterwards because it was the second best thing to forget this shit anime. The best choice would've been using a spoon to carve out parts of my brain.
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>>22755944

Dropping it just before it gets savage.
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>>22755944
Huh, you're probably the first person I've ever seen who honestly disliked it.
What shows do you like, out of curiosity?
>inb4 kill la kill
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>>22755990
The plot didn't grip me and the whole Mami dies was just "OH NO. NICE CHARACTER DIED. YOU MUST FEEL SADNESS IN 3 - 2 - 1".

I mean, people can like whatever the fuck they want, but Muhdoker didn't click for me.

Well, I like Bakemonogatari and the other Monogatari series, but Owari seems to drop the ball hard. My favourite anime of all time would be Space Battleship Yamato: 2199, a remake of the 70s show with the same name.

In no particular order and just from the top of my head: Kyoukai no Kanata, YRYR, Watamote, Oreimo (if you ignore the last 4 scenes), Black Bullet, Kiniro Mosaic, Hitsurgi no Chaika, Azumanga Daioh, KanColle (durr), Girls und Panzer, JoJos Bizarre Adventure (but fuck the whole Stand bullshit)
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>>22739340
>>22742317
where is our russian prince
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Willop!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DIkIDa7e6w
Carl Sagan is absolutely fascinating.
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For some reason, i decided to do introductory reading about porn in a few of the languages and accents i know.

English US: http://vocaroo.com/i/s19XOd4lqJ7h

English UK:http://vocaroo.com/i/s01CH2oHqwwW

Norwegian Bokmål: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFWRXn8q0h

Swedish: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O833hZeCCJ

German: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P9Jii8NB4t

Danish: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVgHeGtC4S

Southern American English (idk lol ): http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lyBsT8fSvD

Idunno. I could do requests. Also know spanish and French, and Yiddish, along with various other dialects fo English, Norwegian and Swedish.
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hey guys, tasm here

http://www.chirbit.com/tasm

I had a great weekend and was wondering if perhaps someone would like to hear about it? It involves alcohol, latin dance, and some sexy times.

Let me know!
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>>22756306
I'm guessing you're Norwegian :p
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A friend of mine reads me poetry when I go to bed, figured I could share it since a friends linked me some nice vocaroos from here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KqiLaeIakh
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>>22757550
Have your friend stop by sometime...
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>>22757569
I might, but I can at least get a request or something if someone has one. I think he went to bed a bit ago, I could get it for tomorrow night though!
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>>22756306
That was fun, anon.
I really love Norwegian and would seriously like to learn it myself, but every word is so difficult for me to pronounce for some reason.
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I. Need. Sweet talk. Now.

(Please?)
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>>22757682
I dunno if it counts but heres another from my friend before I go to bed. Not so much sweet but it's about love so idk.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K4FR44Gz78
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>>22758003
Your friend has a lovely voice! You should see if he'd like to contribute here :) thank you!
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>>22758025
I'll talk to him tomorrow! He did a few lewd ones I'd love to share but I want to get his permission first.
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I can keep going, but honestly I'm not very good.

From American Psycho

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MeaZfETxJf

Do other websites offer options for recording with non-native mics?
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>>22758112
Haha well fingers crossed he says yes ;p
>>22758126
Nice voice, shit mic
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>>22758182
Don't worry, I'm sure he will. He gets a bit crazy when I work him up and it ends with him growling and being really riled up, although he can get a bit uhh...belittling?
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>>22758212
Sounds lovely. He'll fit right in :3
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>>22758212
Yes, please tell him we asked after him!
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>>22758182
better mic, also I all my spaghetti on asshole fingering

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w5mweOI1T0
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Would any of the men here like to make a recording just talking about the video games they enjoy or games they first played and grew up with?
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Bumping with some content before going back into edumacational mode

Dont wanna miss a thing - Aerosmith
http://chirb.it/8afgt2

Boulevard of broken dreams - Greenday
http://chirb.it/yxpBkv

Shut up and dance - Walk the moon
http://chirb.it/MfMFBJ

Fapfapfap featuring some fireworks and a fuckload of edging
http://chirb.it/HxxmK7

bye for now thread i'll be back to check on everything later. make good choices~
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>>22759028
I can't record right this minute, but could probably do a ramble of my favourite games of all time a bit later. Meanwhile, here is a collection of the gaming rambles I've done previously:

>Grey Goo ramble
http://chirb.it/eA1M15

>Elite: Dangerous Ramble
http://chirb.it/3FkH9k

>Strategy economics ramble
http://chirb.it/g8rNar

>Civilisation:Beyond Earth ramble
http://chirb.it/cOq4pv
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>>22759028
http://chirb.it/tkas6N
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>tfw at work
>tfw have to do nothing since no update to our program yet in well over a month
>tfw paid to shitpost on 4chan

So, how's your day going?
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>>22759310
Kiwi!! I've missed your singing so much! A-and your fapping and e-edging.
Yay fireworks!!

>Shut up dance
Kiwi! This is one of my favorite of yours! Much better than the original!
>fapfapfap
Omgomgomgomgomg those giggles at the end! :3
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>>22756089
here I am)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qaXXGNBtws
sorry for my long absence... and sorry for the some external noises in the record)
maybe you would like to hear how will sound some words or phrases in the language of my sacred motherland?)
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>>22759310
aah, the fapfapfap just helped me out a lot... thank you! ^^
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>>22760894
Luger here. Comrade, since I sang Das Panzerlied and Erika, why not join me and sing Katyusha.

Moskau ist fern und der Zar ist weit! Sing about dear Katyusha and how she waits for you at home while you keep yourself warm with Vodka in your T-35.
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>>22759028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0INs65V4XDt
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>>22755246
Recorded some speech about germany and her problems in german.
Written and voiced by me.
Intro done by >>22759028
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>>22761063
http://chirb.it/eDezKP
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>>22759539
>>22759618
>>22760936
Thank you for indulging me in my silly request, everyone!
I enjoyed listening to most of them before going to bed this morning and I'm listening to the last remaining ones now. They all go by so fast to me despite many being around 20 minutes or longer.
If anyone else wants to post, please do! It makes me happy just listening to men talk about things they like.
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>>22761067
Damnit. Why the fuck are these nazi audios so interesting? I don't even...
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>>22739878
who the fuck are you and lea
was this a name request?
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>>22758327
>>22758231
Yes hello, said person here. Idk what this is.
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>>22761555
We think your voice is sexy. Please talk to us more.
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>>22761668
I'd love to but I don't have a clue what I'd do other than some instructionals.

If anyone has requests, I suppose
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>>22761745
Oh hey!!! You could totally answer the questions for new boys or tell us how your day went or maybe talk to us about your lovely friend who blessed us with your voice :3
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>>22761812
I'm tired but this is about all I could manage.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyGO0jzVkJ
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>>22761974
Sorry, put that in wrong.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IyGO0jzVkJ
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>>22761994
That's awesome that you're a chef! Cooking is super fun! Depending on how comfortable you become, I'd really love to heard some Dom recordings from you :) thanks for answering the questions!
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>>22760929
sorry, but my bear says me not to sing anymore. he consider that I'm mostly tone deaf. of course, he's not an expert in this kind of things... but you know, he is my only friend, so...
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>>22751992
>>22752169
>>22754621
Here you are ladies, Home Invasion Molestation 4
http://chirb.it/ExkLBA

And on the subject of the number 4, fallout 4 comes out tomorrow. I'm hype.


Anything else I can do for you lovely ladies?
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>>22762304
aaaaaaaaaa!!! <333
i'd leave my front door unlocked for you any day of the week, if you uh, know what i mean ;3

>Anything else I can do for you lovely ladies?
if you feel up to more improv, something involving being tied up and teased to hell and back would be very very nice, please and thank you
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>>22762304
>Molestation 4
>http://chirb.it/ExkLBA
Oh my god...... You fucking minx.
Also I went to the midnight launch for fo4 , the hype is real.
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>>22762304
I should not surreptitiously check my phone at work because I saw this and then almost swallowed my tongue trying not to squeal.
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>>22761070

This is such a fun request, I'll get around to recording at some point! :3
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>>22762643
<3

>tied up and teased
I'mma do my best, don't wanna just half ass it

>>22762677
I'm very hype, got it preloaded on my computer and everything.

>>22762715
My my, excited are we? ;3
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>>22762907
take all the time you need! you can't rush perfection, after all. ehehehehe
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i WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST either casual college professor flirtation or molestation because i need it this is very important thank you

bonus points if you sound sadistic/creepy
help me get my cum on
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>>22755617
especially if its you
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>>22763323

Be a gentleman and post yours - so femanon doesn't get 4chanded
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>>22763173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q7hsoF41UT
Not too sure about this one, but I gave it a go.
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>>22763591
fuuuucking perfect
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wazWBqGxvk
plese give me attention
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Oh gosh, I would love it if someone did like...
an assortment of creepy/sexual voicemails a stalker leaves on his chubby prey's phone.
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>>22764703
You should do any of
>>22765314
>>22763166
>>22755198
>>22749983
desu senpai
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>>22754670
>tfw the person whose voice you randomly searched and came to is here
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>>22754670
http://chirb.it/Czy94K
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>>22766738
>>22766780
>mfw
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>>22767051
http://chirb.it/HaFKAf
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>>22767123
Which one were you listening and cumming to?
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>>22767142
http://chirb.it/w10sIf
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>>22767142
Gotta go to work now D: be back later!

I wish my voice was sexier!
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>>22752348
I love it!! Please keep reording, your voice is so lovely and hot at the same time :3
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>>22752348
Please be the dirty voice in my ear all day everyday?
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>>22765314
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz

Won't you eat my cookies, senpai?
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>>22765314
Thanks for requesting that
>>22767410
I didn't think I could like this
Awww that mad laugh
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>>22762095
Tovarish! What of the fuck, man!

Here, grab trusty Mosin Nagant and Putinskaya and kill Comrade Bear for being heretic.
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requesting an english version of a yandere heaven track...
You can use brother instead of otouto if you want, also feel free to take any artistic liberties i suppose...
i just want a yandere boy ; n ;

heres the original track http://youtu.be/I1u_P2DT3f4
rough translation
http://himitsunokoto.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-13.html
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>>22767573
I'm a dummy baka. The track script is Track 8
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>>22767573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj_kO-b5PfE

This is literally you.
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>>22767581
I'm not even going to deny it

That is me to a T
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>>22767590
T like Tomoko Kuroki
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>>22767596
I feel like I have a lot more in common with Tomoko than I'd like to say...
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>>22766780
>>22767123
>>22767183
Please specify you're a female before you post in the opposite sex's thread or do not post audio links of you at all pls ty
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>>22767606
>filename
http://chirb.it/3A3cm4
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>>22767657
That image is exactly how I feel right now

Also listened to your yandere voicemails and loved your crazy laugh at the end! Gave me the dokidokis
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>>22756306
I'd love to hear you talking dirty in Spanish :)
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>>22767607
Sorry ;_;
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>>22767676
Got any other scripts that aren't cringe incarnate to read? Kinda too lazy to cook one up myself. Unless...
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>>22767693
Lol it's okay. You can always post your response in FSA and cross post it here!
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>>22767699
I can't think of anything of the top of my head at this moment but I can try to look for some.

Unless what?? Ahh...your voice is so intoxicating...I could listen to you call me a pig and then compliment my hair forever >///<
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>>22767720
>could listen to you call me a pig and then compliment my hair forever
He does do that
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>>22767410
Creeeepy
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>>22767737
That was the whole pooooint
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>>22767720
You know the drill, Tomoko.

If you do something good, NEVER do it for free.
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>>22767783
Oh, you take commissions? Thats awesome, if I actually had money I'd definitely be shelling it out to you for more yandere stuff

Sorry if I'm uneducated about these things, this is my first time on msa
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Answered the new boy questions; if anyone likes American Midwest accents, I'll take requests lol. Thinking about posting the dirty questions too.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HuxVtETYAl
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Northern Brit here, happy to drop some smooth geordie tones. Happy to take requests :)
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>I love you Tomoko
>49 listens
>mfw
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>>22767810
>Money

I'm not some kind of callboy!
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>>22767704
But i cant compete with anyone there! =p
Kidding, ill comply.
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Hey gals, I wanted to share something a bit more personal with you... It's kinda hard to open up and admit all this but please take it serious.

http://chirb.it/3zcLsn
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>>22767881
What?...so if you were not refering to money, then what were you refering to?
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>>22768073
Everything has a price my dear, but money may not always be the preferred currency~
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>>22768079
Sorry, I've already sold my soul, I'm afraid I have very little to give
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>>22768092
>She still doesn't get the sexual innuendo
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>>22768110
Hooome on break D:
Did you like my reply?
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>>22768110
Shaddup you jerk. I've got a lot of things on my mind and sexual innuendos are not a one
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>>22768117
Yea

>>22768134
>mfw
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>>22768146
Ill make a request when I get home!
It's gonna be a big ol degrading one x.x
I'll pay any sexual price! Verbal or otherwise.
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>>22763166
someone please please do this
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>>22768163
You do that. I'm gonna hit the sack.
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>>22767494
it's "Putinka"
And hell no! I'm not gonna kill my bear! He is like a brother to me... Also, even if i try, he will kill me first anyways
>>
>>22765314
more of this pls
>>
>tfw no sir fluffy
will he ever return?
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>>22759028

So here's my video game thingy:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fkRtgb0EJ0
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>>22759028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I4i1lUgZ0d
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>>22769586
holy fuck i thought this was a thread that wasnt msa for some reason
im drunk i need to go home
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>>22768056

I lol'd but if someone could actually surgically implant me with working weaponry, I would sign up.
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Requesting smut involving virginity, whether it be dirty talk about being such a prude or improv of taking a girl's first time, bonus if it's very dominating aaa
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Hi there, French bi dude reporting!
Anything you'd want me to read?
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>>22769884
seconding this lmao
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>>22763591
This is so good...
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Requesting this

"I really ought to be tucking you in. Strange. Hmm...How
fascinating. I can hardly keep my eyes open. I don't know
what's come over me. Such a beautiful day. I love you Anon.
I do love you. I have always loved you."
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>>22770980
I CAN FEEL THE CRINGE OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
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>>22771066
I like what I like

some girls are into rape fantasies and some girls like sweet things
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>>22771129
Oh wow, my ID changed. Luger here, making fun of you from work.

Remote Shitposting is real.
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>>22771145
You're a donk. Get back to work, slacker
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>>22771178
>Be Software Engineer
>Can write 5 lines of code and call it day
>Can bitch at people for sending me shitty screenshots all day
>don't have to deal with niggers

Meanwhile, in Retail...
>Get bitched by customer
>Have to profusely apologize even if you're right
>Still get bitched by bossmann
>Have to deal with niggers

Life is good.
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>>22770980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s038i3molVMG
lel
read it as "I realyy ought to be fucking you in" a couple of times before I got it

>>22769884
I'm lazy and have little imagination.
Will this suffice?
http://chirb.it/eJxtgP

>>22767573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uvb4EbMPhC
idk
I tried:/
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>>22771374
C-Crow-sama~

When will we record something together?
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>>22771384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pp1gYUaBd6
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>>22771410
We gotta record some Visual Novel Tier stuff. Maybe some of our fangirls should write us dialogue lines.
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>>22771129
and then there's me who likes sweet rape
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Hello!

I've posted once before, didn't really have much of a plan, but was well received. I'm going to be trying my hand at an audio book. I've never actually read this book, nor have I done an audio book, so this will probably not be the best, but if you'd like to give it a shot, click below!

Introduction:
http://chirb.it/Ap5ghy

East of Eden Chapter 1 Part 1:
http://chirb.it/dcgvvD

I'm running low on sleep and I had a hard day so my breathing isn't really that great right now. Reading the book for the first time and doing an audio book probably wasn't the best choice, but oh well.

Please enjoy!
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>>22771415
Morning!

You should record the first few lines you'd say to a captive just waking up from being drugged. Oh, the fun you intend to have D:
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>>22771767
That's a strong 10-4, goodbuddy.
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>>22771772
(Fem stuff again >.<)
http://chirb.it/DgbDa9
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>>22771820
What do you even work as?
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>>22771916
IT stuff. Mostly hardware. =p why?
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>>22771926
>Hardware
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>>22771942
Lolol that fan. Ive seen worse. Some kid told his parents he could put together a computer. So these rich bastards went out, bought him a 2k+ part build and watched him fry half of it and improperly install the rest.
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>>22771963
Oh god. Post more IT Horror stories. /g/'s favourite.
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>>22771973
Aw, thats significantly less sexy than hoped ;_;
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>>22772018
>implying computers aren't sexy

The fuck is wrong with you, woman?

Gonna record some shit for you once I get home.
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>>22771374
uwwaaaaaa!! perfect perfect perfect~
thank you so so much
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>>22772025
Lots!
And there was this time someone covered their gpu heat sink with thermal paste. =x
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>>22772073
>covered in thermal paste
>He didn't just fuck it because he loved his new CPU so much
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>>22772089
There's this fun one!
And that recording you're making for me better be damned sexy >:(
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>>22772157
Yea sure. Whatever.
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>>22772274
Kaaaay. Want me to record anything on my lunch break?
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>>22772582
Bitch I'm busy writing a fucking script while you get to jack off and fingerfuck GPUs and shit.
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>>22772589
D: yes sir, sorry sir.
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>>22772635
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc
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>>22772687
=DD you're the best
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>>22772871
Did u rike it??
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>>22772887
Yesss!
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>>22772887
I recorded this for the other thread and kinda thought you might also enjoy D: >>22772899
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>>22772912
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>>22772972
Wha? I DONT GET IT
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>>22772984
It's okay. I'm just being mean as always.
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>>22772997
Quit iiiit =(
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>>22773004
I guess I'm still cautious about tenants hearing me.
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>>22773013
Oh its fine. If you want, we can skype on friday/saturday.
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>>22773018
Okaaay. My skype name is the same as my name on that site
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I wonder where Tomoko-chan is...
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>>22742655
Your voice and that audio <3 Wow
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>>22773134
=( guess I'm not good enough
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>>22773188
Bitch I wrote you like 5 times already and you haven't even had the fucking courtesy to reply.
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>>22772049
http://chirb.it/s4ngMb

Daisuki desu~
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can we get more yandere/stalker audios? maybe one where anon has finally captured femanon. bonus points for sexy time, crazed tangents, and if anon comes inside femanon.
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>>22773514
Jesus, just let your door unlocked tonight and hang a sign outside with "Finally! I'm naked and waiting for you my love~".
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>>22773519
>nectar
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>>22773519
don't #kinkshame me luger ;_;
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New here check me out http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rngVGT0g8D
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>>22773787
forgot additional message
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FlQO1lU0Ji
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>>22773821
funny voice m'man
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>>22774080
thanks I do requests to practice
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nf3JI7QLFU

enjoy some singing
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>>22771601
Qt voice
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>>22774353

Posting from my phone.

Thank you, you're very kind. Hope it wasn't too terrible to listen to.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CWRGpmbaEt
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I'm a little sick, but I sang today,
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fjb28feDDf
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>>22773134
>>22773203
I actually got out of the house today to meet a friend

they called me a cute shipgirl ; u ;
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Here's some sexy audio for all the femanons here :^)
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>>22776411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IGLZ4SguXC
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http://chirb.it/d88gAv

Part one of a short spooky story.

Please enjoy!
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>>22769422
I almost missed you! Thank you so much for taking my request.
I love your voice and will definitely check out your chirbs.
30 minutes of WrestleMania, here I come!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s00PxX4piafn
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Can someone just do "Turn your computer off and go to sleep!"

If you want you can elaborate, but you don't have to.
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>>22776584

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PKmvx7KXpi

Easy enough!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qivHhL8Xgz
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>>22776362
>out of the house
>met a friend
>called me cute
>a shipgirl

I'll take "Things that never happend" for 500$.
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Is anyone up? :0
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>>22776742
I was honestly more expecting
>pics or it didnt happen
but that works too
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>>22777173
Tomoko please. Tits when?
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>>22777182
does this count?
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>>22777190
>Hestia
>liking Oppai Loli

DFC is best.
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>>22777198
Oh, so now you're a nazi pedo?
ok
whatever sinks your submarine
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>>22777200
>Nazis only had submarines
Bismarck, Tirpitz,Prinz Eugen, Leberecht Maass & Co. say hi.
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>>22777204
>he doesn't deny it
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>>22777214
pic related
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>>22777220
I feel disgusted with myself for finding that kinda cute...I mean hot
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>>22777238
DesDiv6 deserves nothing less than pure, unadulterated love.
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>>22777244
>that last panel

kawaii tears are so delicious
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>>22777253
The weeb levels are getting pretty dangerous here. I'm surprised no one has complained yet.
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>>22777338
Well its pretty slow (and early) right now
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eh I don't know why I'm still up but at least this gave me something to do. Probably because I've became very interested in friend of mine but I can't muster up the balls to tell her how I feel. I recorded a shitty version of Creep by Radiohead. https://soundcloud.com/videodecay/creep
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>>22777365
Aww, your singing is pretty good!
Sorry you're confidence is lacking in trying to tell her your feelings ;~;
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>>22777338

The inward cringe is strong with me.

But hey, nobody seems to be getting hurt... uh, without permission.
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>>22773514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pBfUw0eWpH

>>22772049
>>22773171
ty ty^^,
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I felt so inspired, I just had to do this

http://chirb.it/0BFqc0
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>>22777605
If there are an unusual amount of listens to this one, don't be scared.
That raspy love you alone was hnnng.
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>>22777438
How old are you?
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>>22778417
W-why do u ask?
I'm 23.
(New ID, cuz on fone)

>22777789
Oh pls do!
Dats wat keeps me goin!
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>>22778588
Was just curious
Props, it was really hot
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>>22770980
This really struck a chord with me.
Sorry if it's shit.

http://chirb.it/z1gA0w
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>>22776634
I'm a creeper and planning to turn this into an alarm thing that will go off if my PC is on after a certain time. I'm glad someone who does vocaroo did it!
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>>22776431

Aww, you made me feel good! :D
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>>22778765
Decent Anime Dub/10
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Random guy here. I did some readings from my favorite book, The Name of the Wind.

This one I changed so that ladies could have it be about them: http://chirb.it/weL1Gf

The next ones haven't been changed at all

Women are like a fire: http://chirb.it/7chvb6

the 4 doors of pain: http://chirb.it/yPFAPe
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>>22778765
Thanks for being such a sweetheart! I loved it

Your voice is so.gentle, I'd love to hear you do more sweet talk
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>>22779662

I'm honored to be the driving force to get you to sleep.

I hope you are more responsible in the future in going to bed, you need your rest.
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>>22780416
Kek,
you're right.

>>22780692
Anytime.
Is there anything in particular you'd like to hear?
I really appreciate the feedback.
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>>22771374
So sorry for the belated reply but thank you for taking my request! I enjoyed it very much aaa
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Femanon here afflicted with body dysmorphic disorder. Any of you willing to say words of comfort to someone who had a particularly rough week?
"Darling... No. Stop. Stop that right now. You are absolutely beautiful. Do you hear me? You ARE. I wouldn't change a single thing about you for the world, because you are perfect to me. Do you understand? Nothing you say about yourself could ever make me change my mind. I love you completely as you are, and I will always love you sweetheart. No matter what."
It doesn't have to be this exactly, but something positive and reassuring would be very appreciated. Thank you!
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>>22781905

Hey!

Would you like to give a name to make it more personal? Would that help you?

I'm a little late to getting to see this, so I'll say something, but if you'd like something more personal if you feel that would help, I'd be happy to give you that!
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>>22781905

http://chirb.it/cgz9br

The world is not worthy of your tears <3
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>>22781905

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uTz3eUd9gm

Pretty long rambling.

If you'd like something more scripted or more direct and shorter to listen to, I could do that.

>>22782051

This gentleman hopefully made you something a bit shorter and coherent for you, but if not, I'm happy to redo something more to your liking if you find my voice pleasing.

Please don't beat yourself up. I know it's hard, but in time, you'll learn to love yourself. Take each day at a time and try and see the positive in the overwhelming negative that you might see in the mirror.

Loving yourself is harder than loving anyone else, it's not something you're going to fix over night, but please try and stay strong and positive.
>>
Same femanon here, posting from my phone.

>>22782051
Thank you for doing that, and for the lovely message. You are too kind. ;-;

>>22782128
OH MY GOD. That cheered me up immediately. Made me tear up as well.
I didn't know it, but I think that was exactly what I needed, precisely when I really needed it. Thank you so, so much. You words were very well put, and they were tremendously wonderful. <3
I'd rather not give my name, but do you have a throwaway?
I really love your voice. Your tone is mellow and soothing, and you seem to be quite understanding, and overall familiar with this issue. I could listen to you go on for hours with all the great things you said. (Also I liked your voice a lot from the "turn off your computer" audio, so I'm feeling a little fluttery knowing the same person filled my request!!)
I'm so happy you did that for me.
Thank you for being so caring and thoughtful, anon. I couldn't have asked for anything more comforting or sweet. <333
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>>22782297

Oh you are most welcome. I'm so glad this cheered you up.

If you'd like to talk to me, my kik would be "Bonnaro". Please feel free to talk to me whenever. If you'd like an alternate way to contact me initially, just let me know! I can make a quick e-mail if that's something you'd feel more comfortable contacting me on.
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>>22782309
E-mail or skype, unfortunately I don't use kik!
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>>22782320

Sure!

theshampine is my Skype! It's a little kitten as the picture. Posting from my phone here.
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boring talk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12PuqxrHgfW

>>22770187
someone, throw dis guy a bone
he really deserves some attention

>>22739055
did u lisn to mine?
http://chirb.it/8pphIB
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Can someone please please tell me how you'd force fuck me really quick? I'm dying to use my toy before i get caught..
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>>22782871
Grab your ass and slam you against a wall and go to town, with my hand covering your mouth as I groped those big titties, with you screaming into my hand until you pass out from the my dick
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>>22782691
Hey anon, I listened to your talk and wanted to let you know if you ever wanted attention we could talk. I'm also a fellow outcast and I don't really know what I'm doing with my life but I do know that I love to make people happy. I've been through a lot of pain and it makes me cherish the pleasure in my life so much more

so if you ever want someone to talk to, i can give you my kik or whatever you use to chat
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>>22782871
I would strap your shins to your thighs to keep you bent over, then after I shove my cock into you I would grab your wrists and pull you back onto me. I'd fuck you until something broke, we could make a game out of what breaks first
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>>22782977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p1Wbk5FQFY
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Fat bitches smell.
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>>22782871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kFtTGh6WkD

Very horny and very bored. Up late with nothing to do.

kik: RoyerFitzroy
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>>22782912
>>22783001
I'm pretty sure she meant a recording, since this is MSA.....
(Yes, I deleted my posts and tried again)
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>>22782691
Listening made me realize how everyone here really does have something troubling them deep down or had a difficult childhood.
Not going to lie, listening made me cry a little. I'm not sure if it was that many people are hurting here or that even you have been in a rough situation.
By the way, it's not boring talk at all. It's interesting getting to see a little into your life and mind. I'll at least be here to listen to them if you ever decide to post more like this.
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Hello everyone, newcomer here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ECkYJZsBXE
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>>22783229
Thanx for the support! Hope u stick around!
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>>22783229
We all have our demons, hence our empathy for those who are hurting. We know how bad it can be to feel defeated and weak.

We are constantly given messages of our inadequacy, rarely are we given reassurance and support.
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Started playing Fallout 4 and the radio host of Diamond Radio is god awful. Here's my take on it.

http://chirb.it/8pI3LB
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WEIRD REQUEST here, but I've been watching this thread wanting to post it for a while and didn't have the courage until now. It's something that really turns me on, and I'd love to hear...

Request here: You are a masculine but gentle man (grunts, moan, groans and also affection display) getting a sloppy hand job. You brag a lot about your big cock, specially about how thick it is, and how much I love it. Then you cum, but I keep jerking you off. At first you just tell me to stop playing, but when you realizes I'm not going to you starts moaning but also complaining, it hurts, your thick dick is still hard as a rock but very sensitive, but you're also enjoying it. A lot. When you're getting close you start begging me to stop, but also wanting me to continue. Then you cum like a beast! And you tell me how you loved it, and how you'd like to repeat it someday even though your beercan will be sore after.

References to you being a "bear" (kind of fat, but strong. Bigger than a normal guy, and hairy all over) Is a big plus! And if you're up for it, a kind of more kinky third cumshot would be amazing (with even more pain, and more pleasure, also complaining about how your balls hurt, and how I have already milked you all and you're empty. Begging for me to stop, even stuttering). But with the first part only I would be more than thankful!!! :) Thanks in advance for the gentleman that will make my fantasy true!!
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>>22783038
It makes me sad you didn't think anyone would listen...I like hearing more personal stuff, its a nice change of pace from the usual lewd things going on. It also makes me want to give you a big hug.

I'm pretty shy about....speaking haha
or at least being recorded I suppose. But I guess there's a first time for everything?
Also its nice to meet someone who likes Steven Universe and isn't crazy haha
>>
It's Friday :3

Any requests?
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>>22784985
I'd considered posting before, but never had. I've never been a huge fan of my own voice. That's what has stopped me before.

But I was touched by what seemed like an urgent issue and felt compelled to respond in my own, meager way. I empathize for those unhappy with facets of themselves, its an issue I struggle with and am working to overcome.

If it helped, I consider it a success. That's what matters in the end.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AT3E975eNF
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Anyone feel like doing anything even vaguely impreg related?
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Who is here? Names pls
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>>22787081
Luger, meldet sich zum Dienst.
>>
Hello!
A Spanish poem here, a (sex) fantasy about a fairy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ujkBXMnStq

Hope you like it!
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>>22788102
oh my goodNESS YOUR VOICE IS FANTASTIC!
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>>22788124

Haha! Thanks! :)
I have another poem, with music, would you like to listen?
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I found it!
Spanish as well, a madman speaking to the people

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09gEkoh1IRi
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>>22788102
>>22788187
I like your voice a lot even if I dont understand spanish. also the bg music was a nice addition

I hope I dont sound like an ass, but it makes me feel like I'm at a catholic sermon hahaha
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>>22788207
Hahaha!
Yep, it's like a sermon, except it's saying things like:
Come with me to madness, where we damn kings to masturbate endlessly!
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Ahhh~
I have no shame....

If anyone can simulate ear licking...that stuff brings me to my knees
just thinking about it sends waves of pleasure crashing through my body

it can be accompanied by whispers of sweet nothings or telling me all the things you're going to do to me
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>>22788227
T-Thats hot o////o
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>>22788239
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>>22788265
Whoops, forgot my chirbit.

http://chirb.it/BnsrBK
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>>22788265
>>22788278
fuuuuuuuck
Not even going to lie, I'm probably going to listen to that. every night
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>>22788290
But Tomoko, Anime is degenerate.
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>>22788301
shut up, filthy casual
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Luger here. I fucked my fave toy. She makes quite the noise~

http://chirb.it/dcNz59
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>>22788351
Nice toes, senpai~
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>>22788395
>She didn't even comment on my Chirbit

;__;
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>>22757265
Yup, I am :D

>>22757647
Tell me if you're seriously concidering it. I could help you with that.
>>22767679
Sí, claro.
Just give me something to read :d
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>>22788428
Quit your crying, baby~
I listened to it, and it was pretty hot hearing you fapping even though people were up and about. The danger of being heard or caught is a big turn on
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>>22770980
Woops, hope I'm not too late for this party
http://chirb.it/sHgBE9
>mfw the cracking sound in the beginning is actually from me stretching my arms
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>>22788143
yessssssssss
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Tickle fetishist here, hoping for generous gentlemen who will answer these questions in as much detail as they are willing to provide:

Are you ticklish? How ticklish?

What is your most ticklish spot?

What is the worst tickling you ever endured as a kid?

What is the worst tickling you ever endured as a grown-ass man?
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>>22788902
V cute
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>>22783885
this is relevant to my interest

>>22784985
I'd hug u 2
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>>22756306
your swedish is making me laugh but that voice is amazing
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>>22789006
http://chirb.it/xkyDxv
Man, just by listening to all the "uhm"s and "like"s you can tell how long I haven't made recordings for anybody. I get nervous even from answering tickle questions.

>>22789018
thanks~
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>>22789154
Mai Husbando~
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>>22789006
>Tickle

What's even the point?

http://chirb.it/x1Pyxm
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>>22788902
Thanks for doing my request! It was really sweet, I really enjoyed the little chuckle near the end as if I didn't believe you when you first said it.
And geez why do your arms crack that loud??
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>tfw on skype with a qt
>tfw came only once

What the fuck is up with bitches lately. I thought you all bragged about how you're able to please a man. Fucking weak.
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>>22789215
Tack :D
I also Know Skåning, but that accent isn't exactlyu hot tho :D
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>>22790233
Kek
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>>22790233
>TFW not ready for this knowledge of your refractory period
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>>22791002
Now you're enlightened.
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wehhhhh.....finally home and ready to listen to some lewd things
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-IX- establishing :P

Back from ban camp as well ;(

Anways-this is for the FSA male plebs that wanted to call me out:
http://chirb.it/I3NLLp

And this is a new audio from me, "Dating a married woman"
http://chirb.it/hJJP0F

PEACE!
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At night, all American cities look the same

Driving across the country on long road trips, I have noticed this. At night, you can't see the general type of land around you, whether you're in plains, deserts, mountains, you can't really tell. The only thing that you can see are the interstates lit up by orange streetlamps and neon signs of businesses. Most of these businesses are restaurants and stores that are national chains. Everywhere you go...Red Lobster, Carlos O'Kelly's, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wal-Mart, Pier 1, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble. The same gas stations, the same headlights. We are so homogenized.

Sometimes this seems like the worst sort of reality to me; that so many places would be so much the same. Cities should have character, they should have features , they should be different.
Most often, though, I find this reassuring. It is nice to have a constant.

There will be the quiet residential streets, the dog barking somewhere, a streetlight buzzing and failing. There will be strip malls and McDonald's, there will be a gas station, there will be a movie theater, there will be a 24 hour supermarket.

These things will be there.

When you are lonely, you want something for reference, you need a frame of reference. Unchanging cities form such a frame.

And home? A home can be made anywhere. Home is a person, not a place. Any city will do, it will have the basics, a few extra features here and there, whatever. The people will color the city, and that's where the differences lie.
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>>22791985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S1C92FEFhC
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Norwegians/danes may like this one. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kelLj4CaWp
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>>22790233
now i feel like i wanna see if i can do better than one...>_>
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>>22792226
Thanks!
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>>22783301
Hi Gob! Would you mind doing the questions for new boys in OP?

You sound interesting and I'd like to hear more f you
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>>22789873
Glad you liked it!
Meh, my elbows always crack like that if I haven't stretched them in a while, don't worry about it.
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>>22792447
I know what you're thinking... "Did he cum twice or did he only cum once?". But to tell you the truth in all that excitement, I kinda lost track myself. But being Luger, the most virile male in this thread, I would blow my load all over your head. You got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?". Well, do you, bitch?
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Couldn't fall asleep, so I thought I might try to record something again.
Be advised, this is mostly cringe.

Anon finds femanon browsing at 4:00AM: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cfkK7RXBnA
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>>22793815
Hawawaaaa~ This was so incredibly adorable!
10/10

Your voice sounds really familiar....have you ever posted on /co/ before? I don't want to name drop or anything, but if you are who I think you are, I'm so happy to meet you again.

And if all of that is invalid bc you're not the same person. Good morning, anon, nice to meet you~
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>>22793772
i feel pretty fucking lucky that i get your Dirty Harry reference
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>>22793772
that was a billion times kawaii
moar?
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>>22794653
Moar what?
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>>22794787
I think that anon meant to respond to 4am anon
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>>22794551
Posting from phone.

Sorry, but I don't really frequent /co/.
I'm probably not who you're thinking of.

But thanks so much for listening.
It really means a lot to know someone enjoyed it.
I'll try to do more when I can.

Nice to meet you too.
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>>22794855
Fuck you Tomoko, I ain't have to take this kind of abuse from you.
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>>22794981
Cry moar, babby
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>>22793815
>cringe
No, the word is adorable. Thank you, and please continue to be adorable.
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>>22795007
When will you add me in skype so we can shit on each others opinion?
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>>22789614
>http://chirb.it/BnsrBK
I used to ship Luger/Tomoko but now I think I ship Luger/Luger's sister.

>>22783301
Hey, you're film noir as fuck! I'm terrible at making requests, but that's pretty cool.
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>>22795611
>Used to ship

Wait, what?
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>>22795618
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shipping

Don't mind me, I'm just here to define words you don't know for you.
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>>22795631
I know what it means you dunce. I was asking when did you ever ship me and Tomoko. Like ever. I never saw any of that. I'm curious.
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>>22795639
I don't post my reactions to everything in these threads because it would need a whole nother thread. But that doesn't mean I didn't think it was cute.

>>22788239
>>22777182
>>22777173
I think this is peak adorableness.
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>>22795656
>there are people ITT that secretly ship guys with girls
>there are people IN THIS VERY THREAD who ship me with some unknown Hikkikomori

Please, if you have written something down or drawn some Luger-chan, post away. I wanna see what your sick mind has come up with.

Speaking of Luger-chan, I got a request for all my fans out there who can draw. Could you draw Luger-chan for me? Doesn't matter what kind of drawing (lewd, doing recordings, being cute, killing nignogs for the Reich).
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>>22795677
I have not done so, but maybe I will draw something. I would be honored to have you insult my fan art, plus it's not like I have anything else to do.
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>>22795575
(Intoxicated Tomoko on phone)
You want my skype? Its bamboozele

Haha....how fitting...
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>>22785905
I've done something like this before if you haven't heard it

http://chirb.it/xhbdBk
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/r/ing sweet talk
;~; i felt fine last night (albeit a sore throat) and pretty ok this morning but as my shift went on it just kept going downhill

>u r kawaii
>pls feel gud
>u da bes ilu
just qt shit like that
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>>22796343

Sorry that it's a bit late.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11vVLRbbiXb
[sweet talk]
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>>22799056
The kissing noises were so nice and then I had the dumbest smile on my face from the kawaii comment and animu stuff.
I'm not the requester, but that certainly made me feel wonderful.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bhn8qLSnVh
Rate me ?/10
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>>22799303
Kinda scarysexy but can't understand/10
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s13oG2OkBoew

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S6g7jCQwwb

Two short readings of some poetry since I couldn't sleep.
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>>22799316
It's "Engel" from Rammstein
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>>22799347
Holy crap, it is! I knew it sounded familiar!

>>22799335
Me, either. But this was lovely, so thanks!
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w8LeYUv2nd
Let me know if you like it..
Doing requests
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>>22799415
HNNNG! That is all.
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>>22799445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17hPjutA1Kk
Well.. if that's what you're into..
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>>22785588
Hii :) I've just listened to your stuff for the first time just now and I absolutely love your voice! It's so great and sexy and gahh I can't get enough of it. x) Even though it's no longer Friday, would it still be possible to request something? :)
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>>22785588
Hii :) I've just listened to your stuff for the first time just now and I absolutely love your voice! It's so great and sexy and gahh I can't get enough of it. x) Is it still be possible to request something? :)
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>>22799526
Shit, sorry that sent twice D:
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>tfw added Tomoko on Skype
>tfw she's a little brown asian half-breed
>tfw she's a disgusting little slut who loves abuse

I can say the most vile things to her and all she does is get wet and thank me for it. She loves the nazi dick.
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are you allowed to sing here?
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>>22800024
ofc!
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>>22783885

Someone do this pls
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>>22800173
>mfw that request
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QHLu7IFlqP
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>>22792798
Here you go, questions for new boys

https://clyp.it/1f2sxlxc
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>>22800016
Show of hands... Who is surprised by this information?

>so much ship tease in one post
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>>22800892
>ship tease in one post
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if the thread hits limit, and im not back, then you know the drill.
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>>22800856
This is wonderful! You mentioned your favorite book is The Great Gatsby, could you read a favorite passage or two from it, please? :)
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>>22799456
Yes, please.

>>22800856
This is nice.
Also, I'm in the next state over. Have you gotten snow yet? Do you like winter or not?
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>>22802224
>>22802985
I can answer your request and questions in a little while, either late tonight or when I wake up tomorrow. It's up to you both.
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>>22803470
Oh, whenever it'd be convenient for you. Tomorrow, if you'd like.
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>>22803553
Agreed. I'm patient.
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>>22799530

Heh, I don't see why not :3
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>>22799056
>chinese cartoons
i hate you so much lol :P jk
>you are kawaii
>kissing
i love you so much

gjawkgjlaewk
that was qt thank
i am still sick unfortunately but
i do feel emotionally better after that
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Maybe I'll try if someone text me (407) 729-2044
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reupping
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new thread is up
>>22803974
go play there
>>22803974
i got a warning
>>22803974
bc it thinks im tryna spam
>>22803974
new thread is up anyways
>>22803974
my captchas are being a shit as well
>>22803974
thread is here
>>22803974
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>>22755923
seconding this HARDDDDD
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>>22783885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BTt17sOUPL
Bear-play
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