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>>23180280
Let's see a wider angle. Looks good, but can't tell from one cheek.

>>23180280
bump

Going to bed on East Coast. Hope you get some requests. Can you play "Linus and Lucy" by Vince Guaraldi? I'll check back in about eight hours. Nice of you to take requests!!

>>23179648
I don't have any requests but I wouldn't mind hearing you play something

Come on? Too shy?

>>23179405
I don't know...can they?

>>23179790
that's my question, i got the idea /soc/ is full of girls who like to please internet pals

>>23178979
>>23178984
You look like a fun person to be around.

>>23178979
>>23178984
>>23179218
agreed
diggin the hair

I measure from the taint

>>23178646
I measure from my asshole.

I measure from the ground up

>>23178477
It's been several years and you still haven't found a girlfriend? At least you took the bit about being the straightest gay man you'll ever meet out of your profile.

>>23178488
I don't do girlfriends, I do FWB's and/or polyamory.
I just like to have the best profile possible.

>>23178508
Good luck with that. You're going to end up lonely as fuck.

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Blonde threads always die :( I'll contribute.

>>23178546
Pretty and I like your glasses

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>>23178554
Thank you! I want a new pair same as the ones I have now but it's got a navyblue/pink flower design on the frame.

>>23177133
would totes bang and is passable

>>23177133
if you mean that you were assigned male at birth and took puberty blocking hormones and transitioned to female, you look like you're not a day over the age of 14.

also, timestamp

>>23177133
You pass the "I'd fuck you" test.

>>23176256
fuck her, then dump her telling her she is bad at the sexing - that way she will think you've had it much more than her

>>23176257
That would make me a hypocrite, wouldn't it?

>>23176264
sure, but she wouldn't know it and that's the main thing

>>23180483
Anyone else's moronometer just explode?

I knew I should have got the extended warranty.


Anyway, I'm not specifically into tall women, but went out with a really tall girl briefly, it was kind of hot. A nice change, anyway. I'm only average height, so the difference wasn't huge.

My ex's ex apparently had a giant fetish thing going on, which is kind of weird and unfortunate because she was quite short. I feel sorry for people with impossible fetishes like that, it must be so frustrating.

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>>23180483

I refuse to believe it!

I know that's what the rhetoric always is, but it doesn't always play out that way. Nobody can resist their call of nature, however it may tick, and BAM you get tall girls and short guys who like each other.

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I'm not particularly tall for a girl (5'4.5"), but my boyfriend is very petite. I love how he fits so perfectly in my lap and any article of clothing I own. c':

>>23180282
shit
i forgot that the subject box doesnt work on this board

>>23179430
You're not very fat

You look alright to me

>>23179430
dick length?

>>23179313
Cut it off. Female

>>23179313
I'd take a long, smooth, stainless steel rod, suck on it until it was nice and slippery, then start to gently fuck your pee hole with it.

>>23179320

Thats some hardcore dom shit lol

>>23178445
Why are you spamming your penis again? Did you meet a girl or something that will friendzone you?

I like it.

>>23178445

it's good

Turns out I forgot my cell there. Get there expect the " You raped me " talk but instead she's like the cutest thing I've ever seen when she's not dressed like a ratchet, not angry at all very apologetic, gives the slut excuse of " I usually never do that " whatever. Ask her if she wants to go again, she says no, so I convinced her otherwise and there I find out that cutie is a virgin at the age of 24 hymen and all so I stopped.

That was 4 months ago, since then I've been getting to know her and she's warm, funny as fuck, very forgiving, loving, cares for everyone she meets etc. Bailed me and my three friends out of jail at 3 AM.

I also found out the first sexual experience she had was me shoving her head into the mattress and going full force because I'm the worlds biggest dick.
>>in b4 tiny dick
No, 21 cm, 9 in diameter. Which makes what I did even more fucked up.
I don't know why she is still talking to me but I don't want to fuck this up, she's loaded, let's me do whatever without talking about relationships, cute and a great personality. The cons I've noticed is that when she's sober she's very quiet, shy and timid which is not what I am used to dealing with, homebody nerd types.

TLDR: How do I go about taking her virginity because all I know how to be is rough? pointers to make it less traumatic as possible for her etc

so far toys have been suggested but I'd like to do it myself for obvious reasons just not sure what counts as foreplay, what position, ways to make it hurt less/ be " romantic" etc

24 year old virgin what are the odds though really