>be me
>meet real life Marie Kanker
>life has many doors ed boy
>somehow impress her
>genuinely bond
>spend a lot of time together
>makethesex.mp4
>actually date
>like the inevitability of all things, break up
>send her home for being typical grill3.14
>time goes by
>maybe i miss her, why did i break up with her?
>get back to being on speaking terms with her
>unable to win her back over
>neutral evil alignment, willing to do most things to win her back
>trying to come up with a gift idea to shit on valentines day
>be me
>be an idiot
>come to 4chan for advice
help me obi gyn kenobi, you're my only hope
>inb4 tits or gtfo
God I hate this memespeak
Suicide is your only option at this point, anon.
Maybe try being sincere instead of a goofy fuck who masks his feelings in dumb nerdchan speak
>>23176173
while, she and I would both be inclined to agree, I kind of want to spend some time with her before we achieve the only real victory which is self immolation
Am I ugly? How can I improve to get attention from girls? Or am I a lost cause?
>>23175509
hit the gym bro girls love muscles. also money
don't think you're ugly. desu in that pic you're like a 7. you actually have potential to improve too. not a lost cause friend. unless you're a total sperg or something
if you have to ask
MN Thread
>>23175421
Why am I the only 763 in these threads?
kik: justkayle
18/m/straight
320 23m Kik Derek_rogue
651 here.
new to the area.
i dont know ANYONE. or have any idea how to meet people around here.
it kinda sucks.
26/m
Connecticut thread.
/soc knows the drill
hopefully im not alone in CT
Any UCONN Storrs students here?
20/m/860
KIK; John.Beardsley
27.m.sw
>inb4 no gf or bf
do you and your significant other have pet names for each other? Me and my gf call each other bubbie
>>23174720
I call her princess, she calls me nothing as she doesn't exist yet
my girlfriend calls me "lazy piece of trash"
>>23174720
we get it, you like you're SO, stop flaunting it
Put your dick in a drink, take a picture.
Dip your dink.
STICK YOUR DICK IN THE DRINK.
why
>>23174499
no thanks
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>>23174499
This is pretty ridiculous, but if guys started dipping their dicks in a milkshake I have to admit I'd look.
>no ideal qt thread
Let's fix this.
>>23174365
Also open to buddies if it seems like we'd get along.
I'll be on for a while.
>Waiting forever for Jan 29th.
>>23174365
there are no threads because they never work.
>posts anyway
Anybody think prominent canines are cute? I know it's popular in Japan...
They always make me look really young
>>23174321
they're ok
>>23174352
Welp
>>23174321
I think they are, but I also think acne scars are super cute- so my taste may be up for debate.
Man. I have been abstaining from sex for some moral and religious reason. But I'm sick of it. Where can I find a girl who's just down to fuck or suck some dick without having to manipulate her and pick her up, that feels so wrong to me. I'm 19 and male. Athleticish body, average/slightly above average height around 180cms, and I'd say I'm decently handsome. Between a 3-4/5 at least. Also I'm in Toronto. Decided to come here and see what it has to offer. Pic related a cartoon someone drew of me. (Im not a hipster)
symPATHETIC upboat
>>23174205
Go to a bar wearing a shirt that says, "Please intercouse with me."
tinder
don't see a rate thread... rate me will rate you! rate rate rate
i will rate all girls i meant
>>23172976
7/10
>>23173009
8/10
How's about a classic cock rating thread?
>>23171646
Brandon/10
>>23171646
7/10
Kik: manwild245
NEW EYE RATE THREAD
If you post you have to rate. Be civil guys.
>>23171539
9 sick multi colors
>>23171539
Pretty cool 7.5
>>23171570
7 love that light shade
>>23171539
8
>>23171570
6
>>23171592
8
Cock rate thread
Self bump
Rate?
I do this trippy shit. Drawings take me a few days so if you give me an email (throwaway or owtherwise) i'll get back to you that way)
Can the not lovely apply? That's dope. Kik it to me maybe?
ID: cccholera
I'm diggin your work.
email is [email protected], kik is lizardking09 <3
>>23172179
whoops, here's my face
Male foot thread?
Bump for socked feet. Especially if you have thick and/or hairy legs.
bumpo.
Hi