I didn't see an ideal mate thread so I started one.
If there is one, mods pls delete.
>A/S/L, Orientation
>Kinks if applicable
>Interests and occupation
>Contact
Don't be an asshole to anyone here. We're here for the same reason.
>18/M/651, straight/ possibly bicurious switch
>I like cat ears and uniforms, role playing, other cute and lewd stuff
>I like science and math, literature and obviously animu, fascinated by aircraft as well as narratives.
>Cont: I love cats. I'm a student and I put boxes in trucks
(I'm 6'5 so that's what I do. Socialization-intensive work weeded me out.)
Contact is in picture, skype and kik are same address.
If you don't like templates, here's something else. :)
Hey I'm ally my kik is allycatmouse if you wana chat idk I'm lonly as heck post a face lets be social yo
Hey Ally, jkellam17 here, figured I'd at least give you a bump.
>>23195241
no dick no interest
>>23195399
Hairy arm!
Assume bread?
Assume said?
ASSUME THREAD.
first
>>23182604
old shitposter.
>>23182604
normal IT student who games
Ayyyy any ladies in FL wanna jump on the end of my dick?
>>23195043
Post ur body
Do you have kik?
>>23195043
Hoppin on this thread bro.
I'm in FL too, pic related
There's this smartphone application that behaves like a two-way radio. You connect to a channel number, and talk to whoever is on the other end. I really like the idea of sharing the channel number on a message board and talking to people
from all over the world. It is really interesting talking to anons IRL.
Consider this a general. These threads will give details about the channel and when people are available to talk. The application is called 'Two Way: Walkie Talkie' and is available for Android and iOS.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.selvaraj.twoway.android
http://www.1mobile.com/two-way-walkie-talkie-2355827.html
https://itunes.apple.com/ie/app/two-way-walkie-talkie/id595560554?mt=8
Be conscious that others may be listening to your conversation.
The app is fairly buggy and you should expect it to crash on occasion. Force-stopping and re-entering the app usually provides a solution.
>The channel number is 757575.
Join us on Telegram for updates as to when people are available to speak.
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CKuPEgPVcst8UenubLVrQQ
4 people Live
>>23194612
Ever hear of a radio?
Can I use my wizard bargaining chip to get a cute/sexy/loli virgin girl that's into anime/cosplay? I'm almost 30, so my wizardry status is almost confirmed.
I've never dated, touched a girl, talked to a girl(other than generic "here, hello, cash please" at the supermarkets). Haven't even have any desire for sex for most of my life. So this is the first time I'm trying to court any random cute loli girl, would this work?
How do people normally court each other? Craigslist? Social network accounts?
Also, I'm almost completely asocial with 1 lifelong friend.
Are you fat? Smelly? Autistic?
>>23193774
I'm 5'11 150 lb fairly average. But yeah, autism.
Would being fat or smelly or autistic disqualify someone from courting a cute loli girl?
>>23193780
>Would being fat or smelly or autistic disqualify someone from courting a cute loli girl?
Yes. It would. It would also disqualify you from courting any girl. You can do something about being fat. You can easily do something about being smelly. And even if you are autistic you can at least try to make some effort.
I feel invisible to girls for a number of reasons. Is it true that my looks are painfully average at most, or would some femanons rate me a little more? I hate the term painfully average but I've been told so a lot and it's really hurt my confidence, mostly cause I'm short too
Try looking more like me
Bro you look fine to me! I may be straight but I can tell you're not some ugly motherfucker lol. I'm short too and have a big ass jew nose, youll be fine, have some confidence and make her smile.
>>23191782
All men think like you. You obsess over your appearance because all you think of is sex 24/7. Men need purged.
IT'S THIS
my last thread for a while so i'll make sure to try and do everyone
I'll peg you all
You plebs :D
>>23189169
Marry
New dirty Kik/ Snapchat thread.
Gender, age, what you're looking for
M/18/swap pics & dirty chat with girls
Kik: d.starky18
25/m
wanna chat and trade pics with slutty girls and boys
kik - alwaysup6
m/21/gay/us
kik: fred_babe
Just horny ;)
>>23174244
Not gay but damn
can we get a nude drawthread going?
camwhores, please pose for drawing references
>>23149739
Bump because I think this would be cool as shit
also lemme get that paint over
Yo op is this thread open for another drawfag? I drew a bunch of faces in those other threads but never lewd ones.
Not a kik thread
Not a "rate me X" thread
Not a hook up thread.
This is a chat thread. If you like the other person, exchange kik. If not, don't.
>be friendly
>make some friends.
I am known as Ardy.
I like to listen to EDM, I work in a nursing home as a housekeeper. I like my work.
I'm 20 years old, I stand about 5'7". Maybe an inch or two taller/shorter. I like all kinds of different shows and movies. There's other stuff I could say but I'm lazy.
im doing a presentation in english class on the integration of islam into western europe. i get to read the satanic verses which is cool
>>23194981
All hail Satan and whatnot.
Anyone women wanna have some phone sex or Skype just wanna have a little fun.
Hate to be the 1 to break it to u but that's not a phone.. Note how everything you make a call the TV changes channel
Let's try this out
Dota 2, cs:go, and rocket league. civ 5 maybe
Steam id: http://steamcommunity.com/id/redpandaclaw/
skype: redpandasage. Its the one with the white fluff ball of a dog
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tazza17
I play csgo, war thunder, payday 2, and borderlands pre sequel
I fucked up i took to many drugs and now nothing feels real and i'm hearing voices. I need advice from anyone who has been through this.(Been sober for weeks now)
>suicide is very real
>insanity is very real
>used to kinda secretly wish for the two now its reality and is not fun in the slightest
What drug what dose
Btw the fact that you can still type means you'll be just fine you're just feeding your own issues most likely a combo of schizophrenia paranoia and depression
This happened to me.
What do you need to know.
I'd recommend a nice warm shower and some calming music maybe a sweet treat and some sleep if you can manage
these feelings may lingerie for awhile just don't feed them cause they can andwill consume you if you believe and feed them if they do stick around detox asap flush your system eat healthy and exercise till they're gone and make sure to stay positive
trust me I went insane for a month to much synthetic pot basically amplified all my mental illnesses but I eventually overcame it with strict exercise organization and diet
Where have the circle jerk crew gone?
>used to think it was cancer
>now see it was the only non cancer on /soc/
gingy is on vacation, he'll be back in a bit~ <3
idk about everyone else
I'm still here, just lurking.
I post less and lurk
Calm down la