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>>23182604
old shitposter.

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>>23182604
normal IT student who games

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>>23182604
youre pretty cool
>>23182698
reserved but a well rounded person
need more people like you

im having a shit day

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>>23182604

Dota 2 player.

>>23182698

bretty cool guy

>>23182737

likes people, cutie pie

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>>23182604
Dreams of listening to hardcore dungeon techno while leering at female co-workers from his cubicle at a lame office job

>>23182698
First to defect in a horror movie set in the Antarctica. You betrayed your crew to help the evil corporation.

>>23182737
Once smoked three pounds of hash-ish in Algeria while plotting the overthrow of the French occupational forces, despite being a Parisian herself

>>23182752
Deals in the black arts...poorly

>>23182796
imaginative and hilarious
i wish this actually happened
you look a lot more unhappy than you actually are (i hope). you just dont sleep enough
>>23182787
sometimessss. slowly gaining your self esteem back

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>>23182604
Plays free to play games on steam
>>23182698
Cyclist, not into other sports
>>23182787
In a conspiracy theory phase
>>23182796
Eats the souls of those who disturb his rest

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>>23182604
You like video games
>>23182698
You might be a musician
>>23182737
Shy
>>23182787
Your average Joe

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>>23182876
That cat is the leader of the fluffious rebellion.
You'll be his pet.
You'll be named furry face.
You will enjoy it.
>>23182872
Has a huge metal collection.
>>23182796
Almost went pro at ice hockey.
>>23182787
Has a bubbly personality.
>>23182737
Owns a pair of star glasses and a mankini...for some reason.
>>23182698
Remains cool even under stress. Has ,however ,slapped a bitch for being too loud.
>>23182604
Favorite game is hatred.

>>23182916
nah neither of those. i dont even own a regular bathing suit cause i hate pools and beaches and shit
>>23182916
first year of college and youve been super shy about it
>>23182876
sometimes. you really fucking love your cat. because pets are the only things that will love you unconditionally
even if cats plot to kill their owners

>>23182850
>slowly gaining your self esteem back

not sure

>>23182916

>Has a bubbly personality.

Actually the opposite.

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>>23182916
threw at least 2 controllers through the window when dark souls came out
>>23182876
often goes in dry
>>23182872
prefers target over walmart
>>23182796
you have a cat named mr. chipper and you blow weed smoke in his general direction
>>23182787
you liked tf2 more when it wasn't hat fortress
>>23182737
knows that you don't have to buy a sideways hat, and that you can just buy a normal hat and turn it sideways on your head
please don't be sad
>>23182698
an impressive amount of people have never heard your voice irl
>>23182604
you were that kid in middle school but you embraced it and it's now your shtick

>>23182970
lmao im pretty sad today. i dont mean to project but yeah its been pretty fucking awful.
i like beanies though. that made me smile

>>23182946
Si, and how can you hate pools?
They have volleyball, slides, and volleyball!
>>23182970
The struggle is real.
Has played guitar naked outside at 3am in the morning with no shame.
>>23182967
Dude, why?
You look so adorable. :o

>>23183029
i have no idea i just do lol. i burn easily and i dont like being wet (ahahahhahahahahahahaha) so its a lose lose for me

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>>23182604
Addicted to WOW

>>23182698
Vegan

>>23182737
Goes to Bath and Body often

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>>23182970
Reserved around new people, but boisterous once you're comfortable

>>23182916
You feel like you're lost and have been wandering aimlessly for years

>>23182876
You or your friends wore your cat down as a kitten and nothing really phases him now

>>23182872
Plays League or Dark Souls for some reason

>>23182796
Heavy drinker

>>23182787
Plays MtG or Hearthstone

>>23182737
Tried skateboarding but got hurt and quit

>>23182698
Has recently moved somewhere with a higher elevation or higher in latitude

>>23182604
Terribly boring personality

>>23182985
dang i hope things turn around asap
if not there's always booze
hopefully that's not your only smile today
>>23183029
well not naked but you could say i was mentally naked because i was on acid and in the middle of the woods and it was pitch black
>>23183044
spends many hours in jc penny
>>23183056
yeah, that could probably describe most people though lol
you enjoy cycling as a form of stress release

>>23183029
>Dude, why?
>You look so adorable. :o

well comes us being adorable is not the best trait a man can have kek

>>23183044
Hardcore submissive

>>23183072
Besides the shy types that never truly get comfortable around people.

Haven't ridden a bike in years though

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>>23182604
You're an incredibly intelligent person. But your awkwardness obstructs people's view of your intellect
>>23182698
Very friendly guy who's main goal is to make peopl e laugh
>>23182737
Disney movies are your favorite you still have stuffed animals and you'll never lose your inner child. Also b happy bb
>>23182787
You've just gotten out of a rough path and seeing hope. Don't give up
>>23182796
You own a cat and you're a fairly solitude person. But happy
>>23182876
Torture your poor kitty (nothing too bad) give people the impression that you're a hard ass but on the inside you're as soft as that kitty
>>23182916
Edge lord faggot
>>23182970
You are emerging from your hermit crab home as a beautiful butterfly new friends and happy times in your future (I'm also a fortune teller)
>>23183044
Recovering from an eating disorder
>>23183056
HARDCORE sports


>smile cuz sunset

>>23182850
>you look a lot more unhappy than you actually are (i hope). you just dont sleep enough

I wish it were that simple.

>>23182872
Cool guy at the office, never does much work and dodges h.r.'s calls regarding his comments to female co-workers. Never met a sub sandwich that didn't make him question his sexuality.

>>23182876
Lives in a tree more than 300 feet from any elementary school

>>23182916
Wears the hoodie to hide the horns on his head, which form a heart shape

>>23182970
Once placed his penis inside a grilled cheese sandwich before a horde of mice invaded his house

>>23183044
Is responsible for numerous additions to the sex offenders registry

>>23183056
Tells his significant others he fights crime at night when really he's drunk, keying the cars of the local political establishment

I quit drinking awhile ago

>>23183165
You are the parking lot of a once thriving mall. Many punk bands were formed while trodding upon your concrete expanse. Now you cater to a dwindling middle class while remembering the loiterers and underage drinkers you once called friends.

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>>23183037
Eyyy.
>>23183072
Well....K...what?
>>23183056
I've just realized how odd you must of looked taking this picture.
>Can curl his gym partner.
>>23183075
Eh, I don't know. There's a dude at my college that's adorable and his gf's is a 7...but he speaks really weirdly so...nyeh.
>>23183165
>See pic.
>>23183167
No one can know!

>>23183173

Well from what I've seen girls in the West have variety of tastes in men. It's all about being a loudmouth turbo macho guy here.

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>>23182604
Leans more right politically
>>23182698
Dude that loves raves
>>23182737
Shy but gets rowdy when drunk
>>23182787
Goes hunting and fishing every year
>>23182796
Atheist as fuck
>>23182872
Probably fun to go to the bar with
>>23182876
Pussy Crusher
>>23182916
Console player
>>23182970
Laxed indie bro
>>23183044
future waifu
>>23183056
Food connoisseur

>>23183072
Thankzz
Yeah i feel okay now that i left my house. Booze is kind of what happened to make me feel like this to begin with lol

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>>23182538

>>23182787
>>23183075
you look jolly, i love the red cheeks. cheer up man!

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>>23182604
virgin forever
>>23182737
has no friends and gets no attention in real life so she lives on soc
>>23182787
3/10
>>23182876
fat ugly man tries to pull off manly

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>>23183196
you dont like to go out. like you even hate going to something like the groccery store
>>23183173
you watch gameplay videos on youtube
>>23183056
youre such a qt
how tall are you?
also i feel like you know how to surf or skate but dont really do it
>>23183044
youre not super open about your cosplaying with people who arent close friends. not because youre ashamed or anything but just because you assume theyre not interested

>>23183380
less photoshop and makeup please. can't even tell what you look like.

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let's have a look.

>>23183196
Functionally illiterate and nearly jizzed his pants when he heard about Japanese restaurants with plastic food on display instead of menus

>>23183327
Lives in a warehouse with thousands of cats, uses kitty litter as an exfoliant and has taught his furry flock to form circle pits while he plays metal songs on Guitar Hero

>>23183358
A pathetic troll

>>23183380
Unzips a pair of pants, a hoodie or a sweatshirt every day or loses her mind

>>23183324
that sounds really bad
we can share feels if you want
>>23183173
lol i was camping with my buddies on acid and i brought a guitar
nothing too weird by my standards i guess
>>23183196
eh kinda i guess lol
you have a sweet dab rig

>>23183408
>Functionally illiterate and nearly jizzed his pants when he heard about Japanese restaurants with plastic food on display instead of menus

Not even a weab bro.

>>23183177
Not a clue, there's gotta be a few girls who aren't into macho guys...somewhere.
There somebody for everybody, dude.

>>23182796
loser

>>23183327
a guy who gets pussy

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>>23183428
No. You'd have to be able to read subtitles to be a weeb.

>>23183441
Thou art expressing a critique of thine own unpleasant qualities, thine sir!

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>>23185339
you work as a clerk
>>23183394
feels beaten down by life atm
>>23183380
still an avril lavinge fan
>>23183358
always high
>>23183327
only likes animals, not humans
>>23183196
dreamy guy, thinks about sex a lot

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On my phone so I can't assume

>>23187297
in some kind of cult

>>23187297
Is the leader of some kind of cult...

>>23187297
member of a cult of sorts

>>23182604
Definitely Russian
>>23182698
Loves japanese kitchen
>>23182737
Doesn't know where Lithuania is situated in world map
>>23182787
Prefers Xbox to Sony
>>23182796
Hates his country's politics
>>23182872
Loves pizza

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>>23187545
Forgot pic

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Sorry about the quality.

>>23187297
Truck driver, buy all furniture from Ikea.
>>23187263
Trying to be better person. Not perfect history.
>>23185339
Into sports.

>>23183417
We will share all the feels soon enough

>>23187579
not wrong...

>>23187945
No one has perfect past.

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>>23187297
Likes to have a good time
>>23187547
Likes yogurt

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>>23182698
A mature and complete introvert person
>>23182737
currently sad, actually had a thirst for life which will return
>>23182872
really decent guy to have a few beers with and talk about random things
>>23183056
found his inner peace, now just trying to fit in with the outside world
>>23188068
always seems busy,loved 2000s music, your dogs nice by the way

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Assumptions on the way

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>>23188517
hates hipsters
>>23188511
plays wow
>>23188068
hardcore feminist
>>23188035
andro as fuck
>>23187579
my asian buddies mom

>>23188511
You tend to be a bit down on yourself but you tend to be nice and polite to people most of the time
>>23188068
You prefer to live a fast paced lifestyle and your super friendsly towards people
>>23188035
Your into gaming and something like history math or science
>>23187579
Avid hiker, loves being outdoors and goes on walks and hikes constantly
>>23187547
Got mostly As in school but as you got older you opened up alot and started have more fun and go out more
>>23187297
Does some kind of labor job, likes to drink
>>23187263
Got into alot of trouble with the law growing up, but you've settled down alot and just trying to live life now

>>23188511
Good at video games but wish people would look beneath that to see that there is more.
>>23188517
Carpenter or something related?
>>23188524
Yet I have not children, unfortunately.
You're obviously a biker but that one isn't yours.
>>23188543
Correct!

>>23188686
want to organize parties all the time
>>23188517
thoughtful guy who loves music and graphic novels

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>>23187579
Adventurous

>>23187547
Down to earth

>>23188035
Gives 0 fucks

>>23191065
you're really cute

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>>23188035
you look like you say that you enjoy black coffee bc you think it's cooler but you actually hate it

>>23188511
real sensitive dude, you like giving advice and taking care of people

>>23188517
all you wanna do is drink beer and eat burgers
literally all day

>>23188524
had a weird fuckin upbringing
you're one of those people who are super attached to their cousins

>>23191065
heart eyes
you have like
several milk crates full of vinyl
you survive on a diet of old loaves of bread and luke warm tea and sometimes you smoke cigarettes in the bath tub

>>23191077
you look like yr always "going through a rough patch"
always has a smoke to spare

>>23188524
>>23188550
I never played wow and I play video games about a few times a year

>>23183165
Really into watching hockey but I don't play much of anything.

I take it you're from the midwest and are the type of person that pulls over to take a picture when you see something amazing.

>>23183173
Probably a little yeah but the best part of exploring is not giving a fuck and breaking a few rules

>>23183196
I'd guess you've got a few dirtbikes and/or quads

My palate isn't very refined.

>>23183380
You're too gorgeous to be so sweet. I'm kind of short @ 5'7"

I'd guess you like to just go off and wander when you visit new places.

>>23188511
I'm gonna have to assume you feel somewhat psychic at times

>>23191351
That sounds like a pretty great life desu

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>>23182604
Prolly gay
>>23182698
Sells me weed
>>23182737
smokes weed with me
>>23182787
gamer and was a skinhead
>>23182876
eater of cats
>>23183044
liberal, feminazi that desperately wants to catch guys attention
>>23183196
should sleep
>>23183380
Listens to metal and hates "the man"

>>23193406
Instagram big fan.
>>23192418
Sorry about my wrong. You are good with people skills?
>>23191077
I'm not very adventurous, I like safe hiking and travels. Maybe for my age I like to do more adventure than the rest but my personal feeling only. :-)
You must be into rock concerts and festivals.

>>23193485
Pretty much to answer your question
You seem like a person who know exactly what she wants to do in life
>>23191077
Youre actually down to earth most of the time
>>23193406
You had a really really edge period in your teens

>>23193632
Careerwise - maybe! Otherwise - I'm a wanderer just like everyone else!
Do you get a lot of wrong assumptions always and ever get annoyed by the image you receive from others?

>>23188517
you dont have any close friends, but at the same time there's no reason why you don't...it just kinda is

>>23188068
your last (or current) boyfriend had/has blonde hair and glasses

>>23188035
2-3 years ago you put a lot of hours into minecraft

>>23188686
virgin

>>23191065
5.5 inch dick

>>23191077
you go back and forth between whether or not you should cut your hair short

>>23193649
I understand, I was shooting for the career and passion in life
I usually do, not so annoyed how much I'm interested how do I give that kind of vibe

>>23193882
Do you know what you aim for in life? Your passion in?
My guesses are probably pretty poor if you don't recognize yourself then. Maybe you have good patience.

>>23182538
Am not a jew

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>>23194860
your age is between 14 and 38. you are having lunch in a public shopp
>>23195222
you were alcoholic but now you are better, you are a nice guy and your friends are helping you

>>23183044
Goldshire rp realm

>>23187263
You look like a male night elf from wow

>>23187297
Badass af

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I'd rate and assume. But I'm on my phone and can only quite 1 at a time ffs

>>23195725
lose 30 lbs and become chad

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