New rate thread because the others are stale and I need attention now damnit
>>23236570
DiscountJamesFranco/10
There's your attention
>>23236570
You look really young but super cute and sleepy
>>23236584
tom green but more cuck-y
>>23236570
benecio del toros kid, looks high as fuck
FRESH RATE THREAD
>>23231089
5
>>23231089
5
>>23231097
4
>>23231169
6, like the beard
other one is dying, starting a new assume thread
sick at home, need entertainment
>>23230534
Has contracted a disease from outer space.
His eyes are fogging up and eventually he'll lose all self control, he'll devolve into a coach potato and survive by consuming crisps and the blood of german virgins.
>>23230534
By day you're an unassuming everyman, by night you adopt spandex tights and a cape and become a superhero
>I'll make more assumptions once more people post
WRITE A LETTER TO SOMEONE WHO MAY NEVER READ IT
I've been waiting on one of these, mine after the break
Dear A,
I'm not ready.
I know you made your situation clear before we dated, in fact, it was probaly among the first three sentences that came out of your mouth. "I'm a mom" you said to me, as if excusing yourself for having attracted me. I also remember glazing over it, and addressing it by saying "I love kids, I have a four year old brother so I sometimes feel like a parent too!"
I remember having lunch together that day, and even though you looked beat from what must have been a sleepless night I know I managed to keep your attention because you never noticed what must have been a milk stain on your coat. I took that as an opportunity to get close to you and point out, "You got a little something right there." and you pulled back, but I grabbed your hand and you didn't let go. I remember things being awkward after that, and I know you were careful not to get attached. From the very beginning it was me who was pursuing you. The attraction was mutual, that was clear from the start, but I did this and for that I am sorry.
I want you to know that you've meant an awful lot to me. You were the first girlfriend who didn't cheat. The first girl to say "I love you" first. The only one whose devotion I didn't question. Don't think this is because you're a mother, and definitely don't take it against the child. I fell in love with your motherly qualities. Being a mother only made you a better woman, never regret it. I remember you flirting with me by being condescending and generally treating me like a child. I remember tracing your stretch marks with my fingertips.
I will always remember how welcoming and warm your family was, something I never had growing up since our extended family is divided into cliques. You know my family isn't as accepting of you, but don't think it was their influence that makes me do this because you know very well I'm not afraid to piss them off.
I know you supply for your child independently, and I also know money wouldn't be an issue seeing how we both work and our combined incomes would make us squarely middle-class. I'm also aware I still live with my parents, and in that regard you're so far ahead of me I can honestly say you have more to offer me than the other way around. I know if I stayed with you and came into his life I would most likely be the only father he knew. I know he too would give me preference over his bio-dad. The last thing I would want to do is come into his life only to leave later, he doesn't need two fathers' abandonment.
You've done nothing wrong, and have done nothing to deserve this. When you met my ex had just left me for her ex, because he was better at sex. As you can imagine, I felt worthless. All that went away when I was with you,the way you made me feel infinite. Now I'm afraid it is me who will take away your confidence. Do not take this upon yourself, you are an exemplary woman and a wonderful mother. It's me that's not ready to be father.
I'm truly sorry.
(Funny how my ID is purple, that's her favorite color. I'm editing this before I send it/hand it to her, it's been on my mind all week, I don't want to string her along any longer.)
Dear G,
Those years with you will always have a special place in my memory and heart. You were such an influential part of my life, and so much of who I am now is made of what I learned from you.
I'm sorry that the time came where we could no longer even be friends, but I wouldn't go back. Yes, you are the first man I ever loved, but it was time. The damage I did to you and our relationship was irreparable, and I think we both know that. Words can never express how truly sorry I am for what I did to you and for the hurt and pain that you felt at my hands. I learned from it though. Those mistakes aren't ones I'm willing to make again.
When I met M, I knew it would mean that anything between us would crumble as soon as I told you. There was a hope and opportunity there with him that we had lacked for a long long time, so I chose him.I'm not sorry for choosing him, G. I'm just sorry for the hurt I caused you.
Thank you though for teaching me how to love someone right, and how to be a decent person worth being with. You deserve better than I could give when we were together, but I'm doing things right this time.
I hope you find your happiness.
Always xx,
Anon.
Why is it that only rich Chads can get gfs in 2016? Is this how western civilization ends?
I try very hard on my looks, I drive a nice car, I dress in the latest fashion and spend time on my skin and hair. Still women won't even give me the time of day. There is obviously a problem with women, and I want to know just what's going on.
>>/r9k/
>>23229482
Maybe you're a cunt, mate.
I'm usually general NEET status most of the time I don't have a car, and my hygene isn't even that great, still get laid anon, you're probably just a cunt.
Guess ethnicity thread
>>23228418
white
>>23228418
Finnish.
>>23228426
Brit.
>>23228426
...
Irish
>>23228443
Italian/irish
Who here foreskin restoration?
Me, it fuckjng hurts
Tf is foreskin restoration?
How does it work?
not circumcised but I want to lengthen mine.
POST YOUR DICK IN A DRINK.
TAKE YOUR PENIS, PUT IT IN A DRINK, TAKE A PICTURE, SIMPLES.
>>23205394
directions unclear dick stuck in blender
>>23205768
Pic?
/chub/
>camwhore thread for chubby girls
Timestamps are required from new girls and girls who didn't post in a long time.
Females Only.
Previous /chub/ thread: >>23104180
>>23202477
dat macro gotta go
>barf
>>23202477
first call for nil, baps or alice
peach pls
Lets get going
Why not roll
I never roll 9's
New general kik thread since the others are saturated
Kik: sotgoat
22/M/Straight
Haven't gone outside in 2 months except for food.
So far feeling slightly depressed and lonely.
It'll all be over next week since class starts though.
Girls welcome to talk to me.
>implying guys want to talk to other guys
M/23/ bi
Looking anything basically. I'm down for what ever.
Kik- Tommykermit54
Kimmydol1
F/18
No Canada thread? This is now a Canada thread.
613 here, and you?
604
bump
There is a canada thread, but, aside from that, 613 Kingston
Potential immigrant here.
How easy is it to get an under the table job here or find a worm sponsor?
Describe a person by looking at their eyes thread.
Last one went fairly smoothly, so here it goes again. Please refrain from using 1-10/10 scale, as it is dry and sterile, instead write down your impressions and what not.
I'll start.
I'll respond once I see a few more posts.
Let me say in advance that I'm awful at making assumptions. Also sorry about the weird angle, I'm using my cellphone's camera.
>>23230978
Kind and considerate, when it suits you
>>23231118
Experiencing a lot of inner turmoil, don't have adequate outlets for your emotions
>>23231123
A little naive, scared to live to your fullest potential or lacking the willpower to do so
Craigslist casual encounters thread. Talk about your experiences or get advice about posting ads, etc.
I'm a gay guy in my late 20's and I was really feeling like finding a younger guy to give head to. So a few weeks ago I figured I would have a go at finding one on craigslist. I made a casual encounters post and simply focused on being as honest and straightforward as possible to hopefully get serious replies.
Quite a few dud replies that didn't go anywhere ensued, but I recieved one that was clearly more serious, including more information about himself and asking questions about me and what I wanted that made it clear he had a genuine interest. He was a very cute 18 year old boy, straight but horny and curious about receiving head from a guy.
After chatting for a couple days, we decided to meet up. We met at a cafe and had a coffee and a sandwich, just to have a chat and see that neither of us was a crazy psychopath, and to get a bit more comfortable with each other. Then we went back to my place, and sat on the couch and talked for a while about each of our previous experiences and what we wanted to get out of this one. Since he was younger and less experienced, I tried to make sure he was comfortable and certain he wanted to do it, because the last thing I would want is for him to regret our encounter in the future.
(cont.)
>>23222850
(cont.)
After talking for a while he said he felt comfortable and ready, and suggested we go ahead. So we got into my bed, he laid down and I got on top of him sitting across his legs. I pulled up his shirt and started rubbing his stomach, and his crotch through his pants - he was already rock hard before I had even touched him, and the fact that he was so excited about it turned me on a lot. I took my time teasing him, rubbing him through his boxers, kissing and licking his stomach, before I pulled his boxers down and revealed an aevrage size, uncut, oh-so-suckable cock. He was slightly trimmed, but with quite a bit of hair still left. I licked and tasted every inch from the head to his balls, before I took it in my mouth and started doing my thing for real, determined to do my best to give him an amazing blowjob.
After about 10 minutes of enjoying his gasps and moans he made it clear in a really intense voice he was about to cum, so I picked up my pace slightly, made sure both my hands were playing with his cock and balls too, and prepared to take my reward. His cock twitched in my mouth as he unloaded down my throat, and I felt his whole body tensing and trembling underneath me, pushing up into me. I kept him in my mouth a little bit longer, gradually slowing down and making sure I licked him clean.
Afterwards he got dressed, and we talked about it again for a little while. He said he really enjoyed it and was happy he had gone through with it, I told him I was happy he felt that way and that he would be welcome back if he wants to. I definitely loved every moment of it and hope I can do it again soon, either with him again if he wants to, or with another boy.
>>23222857
What were your previous experiences?
FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>23063037
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FSA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FSA BINS
==========================
SEXUAL
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
==============================================
NONSEXUAL*
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)