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I'm fucked.
>5'10''
>155 pounds
>Cute, supple, lean.
>White, pretty tan tho.
>No
>Pretty quiet, the thinker of the group.
>I'd let him have it, hoping to win him with kindness.

>5'2"
> usually about 100 pounds
>petite
>Asian
>no
>ENFP
>watch him as he eats it
I pick>>23235271

I figure I'd punch a guard at check in while screaming manically, just to spread the rep, then spend rest of the sentence in solitary.

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>>23235016
What does Smee think?

>>23235016
You actually look exactly like my buddy...
Just swap your glasses for shooter's yellow bifocals. If he weren't in the next room, I'd assume you were him.

>>23235036
>>23235042
Lol

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Sorry for blurry pic, trying not to drop my phone over the edge of my loft workshop. Cut my hair since the last time I posted

>implying anyone remembers

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>>23232851
6.5/10

sorry if blurry, lighting is fucked in here

>>23232851
oh yeah, forgot suggestions, perhaps try to grow a stubble, seem somewhat babyface, and your hair is acting a little weird in your neck and at the sides

>>23232274
Timestamp on dick.

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>>23232359#
Nah but here's a time stamp

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I'll start.

I'm really big into superhero shit, and since Batman was my childhood hero, The Dark Knight ends up in my top 3 movies by default. I really love Terry Pratchett, H.P. Lovecraft, Robert J. Sawyer, and James A. Moore.

I love philosophy, but have no patience for learning it academically; I just learn the principles as a hobby, think and write a bit about them, and debate at parties. Yes, I am THAT guy.

I'm pretty liberal, but like to think I'm more centre-left. The government should serve the will of the majority, protect the minority from being unfairly victimized, keep society safe and running, and then stay the fuck out of everyone's personal lives outside of serious threats to objectives. I was a douchey know-it-all atheist in high school, but grew into a slightly-pretentious but knowingly-fallible agnostic.

I'm Canadian, hence the Unamerican spelling. I wore sweatpants all through school and into university, then ditched them to wear suits every single day off. I am entirely aware I am a ridiculous man.

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>>23229295
>1)Attach a picture of yourself.
>

>2) List your favourite movie, book, comic, show, whatever. Keep the list to 5 or so things you really enjoy.
The Great Escape, Guardians of the Galaxy, Indiana Jones, Gladiator, Michael Crichton books, slice of life or fighting anime, rock/metal/some reggae

>3) List a few significant things about yourself. Where you live, if you want. Hobbies. Religion. Moral stance. Job. Whatever.
Live in San Diego area, like the gym, movies and exploring the wilderness. Not religious, but still have mostly conservative outlooks. Work in maintenance.
>4) Post contact info if you want. Or don't. Your call.
Nope
>5) Rate other people's pics and profiles from 1 to 10, comment on why you rated them the way you did if you want.

>>23229373
Doubt we'd get along, but you seem cool. Digging the look in the picture, and you seem like the kind of dude who lives life on his own terms and with a degree of self-sufficiency. 7.

Fetish: I wish I could have a breeding harem. Sometimes I'd corrupt someone's wife with my dick and make them leave their husbands to be another breeder.

Thing is I can't stand kids.

I've gotten so used to isolation that I slapped someone today for talking to me about their stupid problems.
Am I a bad person?

I'm sick of living but don't want to die.

......

last try

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>>23218475
I don't think your thread will work out buddy.
But I will post this, which is all I have, just because I also love Slowdive.
I will see them live this March actually.

6, maybe a tad bit more when 100% aroused.

Not sure how to feel about it. It's not a baby dick, but it gets the job done. However, I feel like an additional 1/2 an inch would be prefect.

Self bump

[Insecurity Intensifies]

Bamp for participation

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I'm confused. Is this a fuck or not thread?

Didn't use my pic for the OP because I get called a narcissist

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>>23231981
and then I forgot to post it with this

fuck me dude

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spoooooooky

>>23230806
Yes. Absolutely.

>>23230815
And by that I mean, my contact is gg33freak

>>23230806
No, fuck off you cuck degenerate faggot.

Sure thing FBI... you want the coordinates for where the bodies are buried too?

>>23230764
Don't have to be a killer to be a sociopath
I'm not really a sociopath but I do love em

>>23230960
Apparently I have 'APD tendencies' does that count?

Wcl2016

Tony2revs

leerogersss

>>23228248
self bump

>>232282489
10/10.

A solid 8.
Your eyes are at least 9

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question for everyone, any weekend plans?

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>>23232438
Nope. What about you?

My question for everyone: What was your favorite concert? Who did you see?