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>>8683056
>>>/b/

>>8683056
Tape a hundred iPhones to your stomach and you'll have your results in no time.

reading this thread

I've heard asking stupid stuff is classified as a carcinogenic type A activity. You could ask your closest cancer research lab, and now that you've done it enough times they might want make you their study object.

>>8683056
intense radiation from the right side of the em specturm

>>8683056
Probably frequent and or long exposure to a radioactive substance, like plutonium. It's still going to take a while for it to develop, like months if not years.

Microwaved styrofoam cup hidden in their food.

Eat cigarrete filters.

i know a heated mixture of your semen mixed with earwax can cure cancer but i was never properly trained in the arts of causing it

put your balls in the microwave?

>>8683056
I don't know about causing it but I have the literal cure for cancer. Like an uncle of mine literally had cancer and after taking my product for 3 months his doctor just told him he doesn't have cancer.

I literally have the cure for cancer. It's not Pharma tho so no one knows this shit exists. Like literally this shit heals people's diabetes. I got another person off their insulin. It's wild this shit just exists but yeah.

cobalt 60 or a pulsed microwave. buy your own cheap analog microwave the kind with the turn dial timer. cut it up and blast away

>>8683056

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusor

you will need a device that is leaking a lot of electromagnetic radiation e.g. iphone 7

>>8683745
how much does samsung pay you per post?

Fastest and quickest way that is 100% effective is to use polonium 210

Catch is you can only get it Russian nuclear reactors.

>>8683748
1 bentley per post

>>8683056
microwave your balls.

>>8683056
Sneak into fukishima.

Cancer is caused by mutations in the genomic DNA of your cells. the quickest way to induce cancer would be to apply methods to induce mutations in division regulating genes, tumorsuppressorgenes, such as p53. Of course, it is a matter of chance hitting these genes, so take in as much radiation and carcinogenic chemicals as you can friend.

exposure to >>/b/ will cause cancer rapidly

>>8683056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzene

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