Can someone ID this spider? Is it a brown recluse?

>>8593096
>Is it a brown recluse?
>brown
>recluse
What the fuck, anon?! That's some problematic racist and ableist language you're using there.
I think the term you're looking for is:
>African-American autistic
Check your privilege CISHET SCUM!

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>>8593102

>>8593096
It moved a little. Help. Plz no bully.

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>>8593105
>TL;DR: Lol your shit doesn't matter as it will never amount to anything meaningful.
>/Pol/ tier Brexit that is threatening the EU? Check.
>/Pol/ tier President elected to office? Check.
>/Pol/ implicated in the media (both mainstream and otherwise) as part of the reason for his election? Check.
>/Pol/ got a meme labelled as a racist symbol by an international organisation with government backing? Check.
>/Pol/ tier rise in right-wing nationalism across the Western world? Check.
>/Pol/ tier ousting of liberalism across the Western world? Check.
Now, let us check the premise one more:
>TL;DR: Lol your shit doesn't matter as it will never amount to anything meaningful.
Oh look, it is false.
>TL;DR: nice diatribe, too bad it is nothing but a straw-man and you're a meme farmer, return to tending to your crops and stop trying to take on the big boys. Al right, little buddy?
<- Picture certainly related to your demise.
>BTFO in a cloud of ashes.
>Me versus you: http://imgur.com/a/Fm9YG

>>8593157
Yeah and how has any of that helped OP identify his/her/xey/xer spider?

>>8593096
get bitten and find out

>>8593096
Yeah it looks a little like a Brown Recluse.
Should just kill it either way.
Better safe than sorry.
The necrotic venom will melt your flesh away.
also >>>/an/

>>8593157
Wow. You proved my point. Always derailing shit with broadcasting how much of a /pol/ak you are.

>>8593096
No, this isn't a brown recluse. A brown recluse has no stripes on the legs, instead, their legs are uniformly brown.

There should be a violin shape on the thorax and it has six eyes instead of eight. Three sets consisting of two eyes in each set.

>>8593096
Geologist here, it is a brown rectum.

>>8593190
Lol nice try. ;)

>>8593195
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Actually spider is now very kill. Thank you fellow paladins.

>>8593207
Like smiting cave spiders in Skyrim.

>Hail Stendarr'!

>>8593096
Yes. It looks like one to me.

>>8593190
you responded to bait friend

>>8593194
I'm thinking it might have been a grass spider, but I'm having a hard time making a positive identification. I would have gotten a better picture if I wasn't scared to get too close.