Is this true?

>emotional warmth
Ehhh whe?

>>8550170
It's true for me ;(

I think you're looking fort more than just emotional warmth if you're craving warm and wet hugs.

>>8550170
It's a retarded study, but if you have the time to take long showers then you're probably alone.

>psychology
>hard science

>>8550387
this desu

>>8550170
I put my shower on facemeltingy hot.
I generally dislike dealing with people and avoid them. But It's been so long since I've touched another human being I'm not even interested in sex anymore, just a hug would be fine ;_;

>>8550170
I usually take 2 5-10 minute hot showers a day and I haven't talked to anyone since dinner yesterday. And I'm living in college dorms surrounded by guys my age.

>>8550170
>extra long extra hot showers
aaaaaaaaa

>>8550426
How can people shower in 5 minutes? I never understood this.

>wet body
>shampoo hair
>rinse hair
>shampoo private areas and face/beard
>rinse
>scrub down your whole body with a soapy sponge/washcloth
>rinse

All that in 5 fucking minutes?

I'd rather have no friends than to take cold showers desu

>>8550432
I don't feel the need to imbibe Jewish chemicals through my skin every day. Washing my hair one a week is plenty to keep it from drying out and I alternate between rinsing and washing my body, which I will usually do in my second and longer shower.

>>8550453
>amerifilths

>shower once a month if lucky
>scrub my ass and balls with wet wipes and alcohol after every shit
>same for my pits every morning
>wash hair in a basin every week or so
>homeless life

>>8550387
>psychology
>science

FTFY

>>8550432
One sos pad does all of this in 5 mins

>>8550170
I take a shower once every two weeks, and that is without soap. (Skin feels great)

This is terrible wrong.

>>8550387
>>8550387
>>8550819
The psychology isn't a science meme is retarded bullshit
>https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/the-curious-wavefunction/is-psychology-a-e2809creale2809d-science-does-it-really-matter/

>>8550170
so...shower less and for shorter periods and i'll have more friends?
is that how this works?

>>8550872
yeah prolly not

>>8550924
>blog

spoken like a true psychologist

>thread is full of faggots self diagnosing
>"oh my god I have this symptom too!"

>>8550170
OK
yeah - about 45 min to 1 hour?
is that long (or 'lonely')

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Oh fuck, I'm in the shower right now. Been like an 45 min already

>>8550367
It's true for me too.

>>8550170
I consider myself lonely but take short cold showers.

>>8550170
i only take baths once every 2 or 3 months and they tend to be long so yeah i think this is true

>>8550170
The time it takes me to shower depends on whether I've done any exercise before it or not.

>>8551512
t. Pajeet

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>>8550387

>>8550462
Non thinker detected.

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>>8551059

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>>8550432
more like

>30 minutes of self reflection
>15 minutes of fantasizing shit
>10 minutes of singing
>2 minutes of washing hair and body
>5 minutes of getting ready for the cold outside your shower

>(((psychology)))
maybe its just fuckin cold you cunt
maybe im just fuckin jerkin my gherkin
>>>/r9k/

>>8550170
nigga i just fap alot

>>8551456
Thirded.

>>8550170
>Researchers believe they subconsciously use hot baths and showers as a substitute for emotional warmth

Why do these "researchers" have to void any credibility they have with their retarded assumptions and giving away that they're psychologists and not scientists?

>>8551683
>>8551456
>>8550367
>Post on a community full of lonely, isolated nerds
>Everyone who takes long/hot showers go "so true XDD"
The study must be true!

I take long hot showers with my gf.

Explain this Yalefags.

>>8550924
>(((Tannenbaum)))

>>8551708
Simple: Despite having a gf, you still feel lonely and isolated

>>8550170
I take a shower twice a week.

>>8551524
kek

>>8550170
I'm just not motivated to do anything in life. I have the freedom to take fucklong showers because I'm in no hurry to get out. Besides, it's winter.

>i take long showers because there's nothing outside the bathroom worth getting out for

>>8550170
oh fug, it all makes sense now

I am quite alone and isolated, and do take long showers. But I don't actually feel lonely. Not sure if this should could as a positive or negative data point.

>>8550170
Yes because I never shower and eat soup for emotional warmth

>>8550432
Open cold shower
Wet myself
Shampoo quickly
Soap in my joints, face, neck, shoulders, arms, back, abdomen,legs, feet.
Wet myself
Get out.

What's so complex?

>>8550432
I can shower in 2-3 minutes if I have to, it's just much nicer to zone out in warm water

>>8550468
>homeless
>still has access to the internet enough to waste time here
Every day I'm reminded that we're really living in a cyberpunk dystopia

>>8550170
I actually take longer showers because it's one of the few times I can feel like there's no pot-addicted asshole sleeping on my couch
It's nice to get away