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Post them nerds
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This ones not quite humor but it is cool
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>>8444073
kek
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>>8443904

Some are bullshit, I checked with Photoshop.
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>>8443912
QED
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>>8443906
I don't get it. The left one is Maxwell equation, the right panel is a multivariable version. So what's the punch line
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>>8444084
The right one is a more elegant expression of the left.
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>>8444091
>Tensor Notation
>Elegant
Nigga what
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how important is maths to science?

Can you be a good scientist if you're terrible at maths?
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>>8444159
>relativistic invariance
>not elegant
baka desu senpai
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> An angel came down for a meeting of the American Philosophical Association. Greeting the philosophers, the angel offered to answer a single question for them. Immediately the philosophers set to arguing about what they should ask. So the angel said, "Alright, you figure out what you want to ask. I'll come back tomorrow." A
> Some of the philosophers favored asking conjunctive questions, but others argued persuasively that the angel probably wouldn't count this as a single question. One philosopher wanted to ask "What is the best question to ask?", in the hope that some day another angel might make a similar offer, at which point they could then ask the best question. But this suggestion was rejected by those who feared that no such opportunity would arise and did not want to waste their only question.
> Finally, the philosophers agreed on the following question: "What is the ordered pair whose first member is the best question to ask, and whose second member is the answer to that question?" Satisfied with their decision, the philosophers awaited the angel's return the next day, whereupon they posed their question. And the angel replied: "It is the ordered pair whose first member is the question you just asked, and whose second member is the answer I am now giving." And then he disappeared.

>Dean, to the physics department: "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff? Why couldn't you be more like the math department - all they need is pencils, paper, and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

>An infinite number of math teachers walk into a bar.
>The first asks for a beer.
>The second asks for half a beer.
>The third asks for a quarter of a beer.
>This continues until the 7th teacher places his order, when the bar tender says "Enough!", places two beers on the table and says "You math teachers just don't know your limits."
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>>8443901
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>>8444081
this is like normie-tier shit

get out
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>>8444240
holy kek.
this is fucking great.
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>>8444248
>couchy

B-but... that's not how his name is pronounced..................
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>>8444240
pull the lever because
zeta(0)>zeta(-1)
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>>8443901
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>>8444240
In this case, the lower track would be the correct path of the trolley to kill the least amount of people

In fact, you end up saving 1/12 of a life
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>>8444266
also >>8444274
correction
>zeta(0)<zeta(-1)

what waste of dubs tho
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>>8444266
well
so long as the trolly can run infinitely, and an infinite supply of people to run over can be supplied, then you would choose the left track because muh -[math]\frac{1}{12}[/math] but since it definitely fucking can't on both counts, then you would choose the right track.
This is because for real numbers within the cardinal series [math]\aleph_0[/math] the sum of all people on the right track can be proven to be lesser than the equivalent operation of the left track.
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>>8444283
>knows 1+2+3+4+...=-1/12 meme
>doesn't know 1+1+1+1+...=-1/2 meme
>mfw
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>>8444289
oh shit
well uh
in that case supposing the trolley can run infinitely and an infinite number of people can be supplied then after an infinite amount of time running down the right track you'd save half a person.
So right on both counts.
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>>8444240
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>>8444296
What in this is science/math-related?

/pol/ posters fuck off.
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>>8444288
switch the tracks to the one with the 5 people on it
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>>8444296
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>>8444298
>>8444386
go away separatist retard
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>>8444298
>>8444386
samefag
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>>8444405
>>8444407
samefag
:6)
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>>8444405
>>8444407
>>8444408
samefag.
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>>8444405
>>8444407
>>8444408
>>8444409
samefag
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>>8443912
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>>8443912
why is he wrong
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>>8444182
Maths is the cornerstone of science.
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>>8443912
Why is the pee gone?

Also, there weren't 6 billion people 3 billion years ago.
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>>8444459
Because it doesn't take into account that:
-Organisms which required water as a life sustaining solvent/reactant did not exist directly following abio-genesis, and evolved at a much later period
-fresh water, under carefully controlled conditions, is renewable
-6 billion people did not exists 3 billion years ago
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>>8444272
Interuniversal Teichmüller Theory needs to be more of a meme. I cant stand all those highschool faggots talking about 1+2+3+...=-1/12 anymore
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>>8444253
This cannot be real...... r-right?
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>>8444240
It actually doesnt matter since both sides have the same amount of people, since 1 + (1 + 1) +... = 1 + 2 + ... = -1/12 so it doesnt matter
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>>8444600
Lol they discovered Riemann Sums all on their own
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>>8444590
Mathematicians absolutely destroyed.
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>>8443912
Winrar?
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>>8444738
>when the newfags want in on the action
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>>8444214
Not funny man, way too accurate...
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>>8444265
GauB disagrees.
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>>8444780
gob
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>>8444214
>>8444776
Accurate for a freshman. If he were a PHD student or postdoc working in physics it would be:
>What is your worst fear?
>"not being able to find a job."
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>>8445099
Samefag
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>>8445196
That's more of a /g/ joke, isn't it?
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>>8443901
that wasnt very funny
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>>8444444
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>>8444274
Fuck you, I legitimately laughed.
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>>8443912
ocean water...
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>>8445220
you probably don't understand it
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>>8444590
-1/2=1+1+1+...=1+(1+1)+(1+1+1)+...=1+2+3+...=-1/12
Therefore -1/2=-1/12, so 2=12. Maths btfo
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>>8444230
What's wrong with that, if you conclude 1=1, obviously true, from your reasoning then your proof is right and finished
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>>8445807
the worst part of this is that sin(0) = 0
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>>8445807
You can't cancel the x you fucking retard. BAKA.
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>>8444215
first two made me laugh heartily
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>>8445801
No. You need to get to what you wanted to show. Getting 1=1 can be meaningless.

Oh I get it, you were baitin
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>>8444240
Neat
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>>8444257
Underrated because the "cs is a meme"-meme
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>>8443901

Why were his glasses always wobbly ? was it a joke or some /his/ or /psy/ can chime in.

always boggled me...
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>>8443901

a bit more /mu/ than /sci/ but i like it
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>>8445946
If you want to show some equation holds and when you modify it and get 1=1 or something similar, meaning that the equation is equivalent to some obvious truth then the proof is complete. That's the way most of the proofs work, you show your theorem is equivalent to some obvious truth
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>>8445830
But that's correct, anything times 0 equals 0.
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>>8445505
i dont really understand it but i dont think that would make it funny it's just not funny you dork lol
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>>8444600
Medicine is so cute
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Normie level meme incoming
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>>8444296
OH MY GOD like i just, like, can't even, like, BELIEVE u just said that, like, umm, how can someone be soo RACIST in 2016? I mean, like, come on, it's like, 2016, or whatever, it's time to drop your stupid racism, like, i mean, like, race isn't even real it's just a social construct, like, seriously. How about you go back to >>>/pol/ you disgusting f*cking RACIST!
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>>8446008
Thats why I said it could be meaningless, not that it invariably was. Just as a basic example, if the proof involves solving for a variable getting 1=1 is useless.
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>>8445994
Nice
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>>8445807
Triggerednometry
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>>8443904

KEK
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>>8446550
>an Euler-Lagrange equation
Is all of classical mechanics seriously reducible to a trivial problem in the calculus of variations?
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>>8447376
>found the one person on omegle that knew about set theory
>was a dick to them

Wow. Nice autism. Cringed throughout.
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>>8447376
You're an upper bound in the chains of my heart, anon.
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>>8447352
Most of it, yeah
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>>8443901
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>>8444274
>>8444240
>mathfags are unequivocally unable to deny this without having to redact their blatant lies
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>>8444555
Why is everyone on sci so fucking stupid?
Maybe its just grand autismo
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>>8443911
This was enjoyable.
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>>8444241
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>>8444274
>he doesn't want to save 1/2 of a life
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>>8443912

He's onto to something...
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>>8444078
they're all bullshit m8
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>>8444182
You're gonna need to use math. But life is long and after 5 or 10 years of mathing you'll be better than most people.
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>>8444215
There's no way that was the best question. That Angle is holding out.
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>>8444459
nu-/sci/ in a nutshell everybody
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>>8449212
So new you can't recognize a bait that obvious?
hehe
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>>8449261
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>8443912
>someone who hasn't heard of the water cycle is trying to talk shit
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>>8444240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4
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>>8447459
Kek nice one
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>>8447025
Good shit, is it Wikipedia?
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>>8444257
holy shit, this made me blow snot at work, I had to hide my nose all the way to the bathroom
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>>8447376
wait, so are reals the cardinality of rationals or are they not?
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>>8444600
>Cited by 223 documents
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>>8444081
>not using a TI-36x Pro

Enjoy being a fucking crippled graph peasant.
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>>8444226
[This punchline is beyond the scope of this course.]
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>>8449550
Nope. Rationals are countable while reals are uncountable.
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>>8444216
fucking spivak
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>>8449434
>that's cute, you just prevent the dilemma from occuring
>uh oh
>okay.jpg
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>>8444240
mate seriously this meme just broke the thread, best science meme, dumbfuck Normies of my Physics class did not get it tho.
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>>8449450
This is what the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU
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>>8444590
FUCK
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Although PPAP memes were Cringeworthy, This OC I made fits the thread.
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>>8449550
No, see Cantor's diagonal argument.
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>>8451510

Holy shit kill me. I've never watched the source video until now. I think I have cancer.
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>>8451510

Kill yourself
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>>8444182
Become a cell biologist. To them multiplication and division are the same thing!
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>>8447376
You is a little bad, but Stranger is a complete idiot. I guess Omegle is the place for math poseurs.
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>>8444182
Just let the nerds do the work for you
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>>8444245
I would pay to replace a 4chan banner ad with this one.
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>>8451532
Cantors diagonalization argument would prove this would it not?

pic related
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>>8444196
corners of my lips curled into a le smile
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>>8452023
this is not cantor's diagonalization argument. This is just showing a way to map the naturals to the (positive) rationals bijectively. Cantor's diagonalization argument tries to do this from the naturals to the reals, but fails as it there is always a number that is not included in the mapping.
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>>8444224
kek, i liked this one, very exploitable
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>>8444214
t-too real :(
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>>8444257
I like how his wife is asian, nice touch
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>falling for cantor's diagonal argument
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>>8447376
It takes about this much effort to pour my cereal most days ffs
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>>8451558
kek
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>>8451558
https://youtu.be/WboggjN_G-4?t=25s
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>>8443901
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>>8444208
Story on that ? I don't know much about Leibeniz
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>>8449462
Yes, I don't remember what article but it should pop up
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>>8452715
I believe it could be refering to calculus.
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>>8452023
That is not an array of the real numbers, merely of the rational numbers.
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>>8446602
>can't into falseflag shitpost
this is why you went to pol in the first place

people like you should stay lurkers forever
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>>8444288
Nope. I, too, remember this psyc. study.
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>>8452892
Newton and Leibnitz engaged in the biggest shit-flinging contest of the time. Both considered themselves to be the first to derive calculus and, well, you can imagine what happened next.
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>>8445807
But sinx is considered one thing you big dummy
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>>8444240
>what is potential infinity vs actual infinity
The train doesn't "actually" ever reach the infinity, so the average number of murdered would be less if you don't pull.
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>>8443901
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>>8453029
great insight, friend. thanks
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>>8444182
you can, but you would have to be Michael Faraday
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>>8443911
it's less like building a puzzle and more like writing a program without being able to run it and see if it works
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>>8443912
>those references
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>>8451558
10/10
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>>8453063
Kek the math
He forgot the reference about multiplication being associative
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>>8451558
lol
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>>8451558
my sides
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>>8444600
Please let this be fake
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>>8444288
It is impossible to predict which slit the trolley will travel through, and furthermore there is a nonzero chance that the trolley will not continue on any of the tracks after passing one of the slits.
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Actually the limit is \infty
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>>8449562
>>8455118

Sorry.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8137688
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>>8445807
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>>8444214
here comes that depression :(
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>>8444279

Could anyone give me the history on this or at least like a wiki link to who they're talking about?
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>>8444081
>not HP 50g
damn shame
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>>8444459
Because people pee.
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>>8444210

underrated
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>>8455148

>not killing your opponent before turn 8
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>>8444208
This is very funny to me.
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>>8452892

>I don't know much about Leibeniz

Newton wins again
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>>8444274
A life it's a life, you can't just say it's 1/12 of a life
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A classic
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>>8457280
>YELLOWED.COM
Hehe
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>>8451558
took me way too much
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>>8457280
Another classic
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>>8457127
Your life is 1/12 of a life.
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>>8443911
so where the fugg is the winnie box?
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>>8444215
>>Dean, to the physics department: "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff? Why couldn't you be more like the math department - all they need is pencils, paper, and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."


when /sci/ roasts the shit out of /lit/
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>>8444415
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>>8444408
>>8444407
Is this an exponential series or a factorial one?
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>>8444081
CX is better
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>>8452892
Thank Newton for that. Leibeniz is one of the guys that contributed to cell theory, and also said Newton stole his research. No one actually knows what he looks like because of the resulting sperging from Newton.
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>>8451558
Add me in the screen cap
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>>8455172
How the hell did that get published?
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>>8457127
Well, TJ "Hardy" Yoshi, hear me out. A life actually has thirteen parts to it: the birth, the eleven stages in between, and the death. Together, this forms one complete life.
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>>8456199
kek
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>>8444250
Fuck off, don't joke about Perelman.
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>>8444288
What a bullshit question, just give up and walk away because there's no way for you to decide and whether 5 people die or 1, it's not your fucking fault.
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>>8449434
I alughed
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>>8456137
Fucking commie
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I really do enjoy sending these to my friend who's studying sports science at Swansea uni and know's fuck all about science
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>>8457280
Truly a great
>Legalise maths
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>>8443904
this cracks me up every single time
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>>8449212
it's ok to not know the answer if you take the time to learn the answer don't make fun of him
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>>8444288
>close your eyes
>the trolley passes through all 3 slits because you're not observing it
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>>8444459
We've been recycling the same water for billions of years. Water doesn't get used up, it's only borrowed, and it's then excreted or else goes back into the environment when we die.
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>>8457127
super niggers
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An engineer and a mathematician are in a lecture on higher dimensional Rubik's cubes.
To start with they talk about the book Flatland and what we might seem like to beings living in 2D space, the mathematician scribbles something down on a piece of paper and sits back and relaxes while the engineer gets comfortable with the idea of what's coming up.
Then the lecturer talks about normal 3D cubes and the general steps for a beginner solve. The mathematician sits back and thinks of his collection of cubes at home while the engineer focuses himself and starts working.
The lecturer then moves onto 4D cubes, how they can represented on a computer screen and the similarities between the solving methods. The mathematician is starting to get more excited at this point while the engineer is having to focus harder to keep up.
Things get worse for the engineer as they move onto 5D cubes. The mathematician writes a few more lines of notes while the engineer's working fast as to not fall behind.
Ingeniously, 6D cubes are represented using a fractal like structure that allows them to still be represented on a computer screen. The mathematician smiles and nods his head while the engineer is falling to pieces with not much left to give.
Finally the lecturer reveals there aren't any new methods of showing a 7D cube, because you can use the same fractal as for the 6D cube. The mathematician rolls his eyes and lets out a small groan as the trick is revealed. The engineer briefly goes deep inside himself but has to give up. He turns to the mathematician, swallows his pride, wipes the semen off his lips and asks what the lecture was about.
[spoiler]Bonus alternate ending:
The engineer asks the mathematician,
"Are you fucking getting this?"
"It's not too tough to visualise" replied the mathematician,
"First I just imagine n dimensions, then set n equal to 7"[/spoiler]
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>>8458598
>"First I just imagine n dimensions, then set n equal to 7"

kek, this one was funny
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>>8458598
How did he get semen on his lips?
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>>8444210
dude...
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>>8444182
How do I get better at math?
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>>8445946
do you even study??
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>>8458612
he was sucking dick all along
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>>8458598
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>>8458662
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>8458598
>thinks of his collection of cubes at home while
lol autist
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>>8458598
>no n-dimensional cube shoved up the engineer's asshole
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>>8458569
>matter-trialism
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>>8458569
I laughed really hard at this
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>>8443912
>Amount of water expressed in units of volume.
I stopped reading there.
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https://www.scribd.com/doc/233602815/Barnetts-Identity-Pdf1
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>>8458598
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>>8459588
kek, nice detail even in the bibliography and uploader
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>>8457127
I've been waiting to post this
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>>8444245
10/10
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>>8447352
no, because you can't model friction like that (or any similar dissipation process). Which is basically everywhere.
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>>8451532
cantor's diagonal argument is flawed because it introduces things like numbers that cannot be written or described in any finite way.
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historical content
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>>8458664
WHAT A CONIC PICTURE DAWG
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>>8447459
You're my axiom of choice, I know it's true
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>>8459787
can you link the video? i forgot the name
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>>8458598
capped
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>>8459933
It's "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)" by pannenkoek2012: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

He has two channels; this was uploaded on his main (https://www.youtube.com/user/pannenkeok2012) but he's been more active on his secondary channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/pannenkeok2012) lately.
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>>8459956
thanks, i dont play this game but its entrancing
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>>8459841
Describe pi for me.
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>>8460153
[math] \pi [\math]

There it's finite.
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>>8460305
>>>/tv/
>>>/engineering/
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>>8459951
Should probs copypasta it and repost without the fucked spoiler tags desu
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>>8453015
>>8456199
>>8458075
>all these leibefags

disgusting, newton was first
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>>8451558
This guy
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>>8444214
T-That's not funny anon
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>>8444215
2nd one actually made me chuckle.
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>>8444215
kek. First one reminds me of this one:

>Professor: Give a question that would be appropriate for a qualifying exam and answer it.
>Student: Give a question that would be appropriate for a qualifying exam and answer it. The answer is: "Give a question that would be appropriate for a qualifying exam and answer it."
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>>8451558
tremendous
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>>8456134
ass
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>>8459847
That was a good thread.
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>>8459956
fucking NO
I need to finish my essay and every time some cunt posts this I need to watch it
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Me: "So have you thought about what you wanna study in college?"
Prom date: "Yes, Physics!"
Me: "Oh wow! I would never have guessed that! What do you like about it!"
Prom date: "I like plugging in numbers. You know, in the formulas they give you. I think I'm good at that. Anon? Are you OK?"
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>>8460871
She might've just said it in an ineloquent way, but it's not a crime to enjoy algebra for what it is, and transforming one equation to the next in physics.

I get that it's best if you find the conceptualization of physics the most interesting part, but I've found at least some beauty in transforming calculus and algebra based physical relations and seeing how simple they can be.
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I swear he has one of the most punchable faces, if that is a thing
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>>8461091

Fuck you Fourier, you can suck my dick.
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A historian, an engineer and a physicist are taking a history quiz, that asks:
What was the cause of the First World War?
The historian writes a detailed essay that discusses the diplomatic relations of European countries in great detail leading up to the war.
The engineer draws a detailed blueprint of the gun used to shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand,
The physicist writes:
1. The universal wave function
2. The boundary conditions of the universe
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>>8460153
I can't, pi isn't a number. I can give you a procedure to approach the value of circumference of a circle divided by twice its radius as precisely as you want though, which is all you will ever need.
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>>8447376
Conversations like this are why everyone thinks anyone who likes math is autistic. You guys both get way too heated over this.
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>>8460357
fuck off fag, leibnitz was first, he just made the mistake to complain about newton stealing his work at the royal council newton was in
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>>8462006
I'm trying to think of a field of science that doesn't use pi and I'm blanking.
Hell, even engineers probably use it and that's not even science.
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>>8462040
>Hell, even engineers probably use it
You're surprised at the thought of Engineers needing to use pi
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>>8451558
noice
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>>8462040
Cmon, we use it for stuff that doesn't even involve circles or cycles.

[math]F=nπ^2 E I / L^2 [/math]

wait, those are curves, maybe there's a circle hiding in there somewhere
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>>8462235
t. brainlet engineer
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I regret not being smart enough to understand this thread.
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>>8451271
>pre-turbation
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>>8462056
Engineers are all retards too dumb to do real science after all.
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>>8445807
I like the version where its sin(x) / n = si(x) = 6
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>>8462373
Pi is used all over EE since they use the Fourier transform for like everything
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>>8458569
>all the normies are dead
>...until you eventually have to open your eyes and save 6-10 of them
why even live
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>>8453017
>>>/reddit/
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>>8451558
Took me a second. heh
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>>8451558
I kekked even though this is totally backwards.

Multiplication and division are in fact the same essential operation in math. Division by x can be rewritten as multiplication by 1/x. Any time you divide by a number you could have multiplied by a different number to get the same result. I'm a math dummy and even I know that.

And in biology division doesn't always lead to cell multiplication, for instance, the creation of polar bodies during meiosis.
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>>8462954
Are you high or just autistic?
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>>8444780
Youler would like a word with you
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>>8462954
Multiply by zero in the reals with your method.
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>>8444084
>So what's the punch line
your autism
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>>8444084
He's you, but stronger.
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>>8463061
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>>8463044
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>>8459847
Nicely aged, vintage /sci/
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>>8451558
Maximum pip
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>>8463064
cats, you fucking idiot
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>>8463142
>>8463064
Got that one where he talks about """""arbitrary""""" borders?
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>>8444214
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>>8461195
I preferred the version where the engineer get fucked in the ass by the others and cries for more Berthas.
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>>8463013
Not that anon, but if we really want to get into the details of it, multiplication is an operation defined on numbers (whether the reals, rationals or really, any field), then multiplication takes two of the elements in that field and returns another.

Division is then defined as multiplying by the inverse of the second operand, since zero does not have an inverse, one cannot divide by it since division requires the existence of an inverse for the divisor.
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>>8463064
The way he structures his sentences seems retarded too
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>>8463179
That's exactly my point, smartiepants
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>>8457280
>math phd drops acid

that would actually be pretty neat to watch
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>>8463064
I feel sorry for him. He's got stuck in thinking he's relevant to everything and now he's embarrassing himself.
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>>8463142
TBF, I think it just hurts for the females. But they still go along with it.
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>>8463637
he is the humanities version of Michio "self-proclaimed expert on every science field" Kaku
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