For the engineers on this board, what was your senior engineering

>>8368438
trying to make a database system for rare car collectors to help them appraise the value of rare cars. It was for a private contractor
It failed horribly.

Automated meth cooker.
I'm civil.

>>8368438
Buckling analysis of Euler-Bernoulli beams acting on elastic Winkler / Pasternak soils by FEM.
Done on Mathematica.
ez pz
Also Civil.

Drug dispenser for old people

Got hired for it

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>>8368438
Support structure for a robot arm (with a bunch of requirements)

Working in aero now as a stress engineer

>>8368480
Sounds lame

>>8368528
Dude, most senior engineering projects are lame.

>>8368528
>Sounds lame
It is if you're a pleb.

Sniper team rough terrain wearable payload augmentation device.

End result was able to help the sniper team carry 300 lbs over rough terrain.

>>8368561
Powered exoskeleton?

>>8368561
Stanford?

Pneumatic dildos and self assembling anal beads

accelerator driven subcritical reactor system for production of He-3

>>8368670
MIT?

>>8368438
Designing a chemical plant to turn biomass into alternative fuels in ASPEN. Chemical eng.

>>8368438

Developing a transparent spinel ceramic through post-process oxygen diffusion.

Programming an interpolation method for feasible calculations in astrochemical reactions involving tunnel effects

Electrical. we made a coilgun that fired 40mm diameter projectiles at up to 300m/s.

we shot a few dildos out of it for fun

Are analysis on manufacturing and the process developing a manufacturing plant, acceptable for a senior project design?

Aren't Engineers fags? Like fuck off, this is a science and math forum, not an engineering forum. Want an engineering forum? Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/

Senior project, senior project, senior project my fucking ass. What's you guys' senior project, building a dick-sucking machine?

>>8369953
I think you have had enough internet for the day friendo

>>8369953
Bad day?

A videogame that learned to play itself

I engineered a senior.

Unfortunately, she broke her leg and had to be put down.

>>8368438
Pellet mill for an aquaponics system