>Alice and Bob

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>>8284079
My best friends desu.

>tfw you will never have an Alice
>tfw no secret GF to send encrypted messages with
>tfw no Eve to stalk you and Alice

Why is life so unfair.

>not using protocols that scale to countably many agents
>not naming agents [math]\alpha_i, i \in \mathbb{N}[/math]

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Carl is a faggot that tries to hit on my qt alice gf
Emma is a weird ass girl that stalks on me please help

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>CS people are so dumb that even their exercises are in anecdotal primary school format

You can't make this shit up.

>>8284286
>he complicates concepts to look smart
Found the stupid and autistic mathfag.
You can't even handle a persons name, eh?

>>8284112
Am I the only one who has a hard time with that format?

Like in the script a concept is explained in this really mathematic way and I have no idea what it means.

Then I watch some youtube video where it gets explained in simple terms in less than a minute.

I think STEM is not for me.

>Alice and Bob
>a and b
>not Xavier and Ygritte

why live

>>8284310
Zorro would be the one intercepting the message, but Zorro is smart and would crack it, so it's better to have Alice and Bob

>>8284298
nope, now go tell your friends in the anime club how much you owned that guy on the 4chan science board

>>8284079
wtf i hate papers now

>>8284310
I have no idea what this thread's about.

But I like when I take the Linda of Yolanda. Especially when it leads me to her Deitrichs.

>Haji and Xiaofeng
There. I diversified and enriched it for you.

>Starkesha and Appreciante
There. I diversified and enriched it for you.

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>Eloise and Abelard

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>Tyrone and Jennifer

>>8284579
quantum optics, i.e. quantum teleportation, quantum cryptography etc., iirc those lads who developed the theory in the 90s decided to introduce the Alice/Bob/Eve nomenclature for hypothetical message senders/receivers.

ITT: undergrads with intellectual inferiority complexes

>>8284079
>>>/b/
maybe /b/ will suit you better eve.

>>8284812
weak b8

>>8284614
get back to /his/, faggot

>>8284304
Literally what is there to explain?

If you think about it the man should be the sender.