Science stories

>>7970782
>biology
>science

Oh wait it's april 1st.

good one you almost had me.

>>7970788
must have lost your way

>>>/b/

>be me
>12 years 6th grade
>don't remember context
>picture with ancient scale
>1kg of feathers on one side
>1kg of stones on other
>teacher asks class which side will go down more
>Say the stone one
>whole class laughs about me
>know deep down inside I am right
>still remember it to this day
>will never forget these autists laughing at me while they were wrong

>>7970832
Realistically the stone would probably go down more unless the feathers are nicely and tightly packaged, due to air moving them around

> be me, 17 years
> help out on science convo
> i have to operate a dope ass electronic microscope
> plug it into my own laptop, show various shit to gawking kids
> all sample trays are full of puddle water and curry mixed with washing powder and various other bullshit
> ask helpers, two kids to wash them out for me so i can use new samples
> "sure anon"
> helpers' autistic mom rolls up to my stands
> yells at them for not taking away the trays fast enough
> literally nobody cares woman
> she decides to make an example
> snatches up tray full of milk and paprika powder and moves it above my fucking computer while not even paying attention
> spills it all over my computer
> ISWEARTOGOD
> involuntarily yell "FUCK" in front of two helpers and like six other kids
> keyboard and monitor coated in milk and paprika
> drive the madwoman off before i strangle her
> clean computer in the middle of convo
> continue presentation
> have murderous urges for the rest of the day

>>7970843
Yes and because of the buoyancy(if thats the right word, non english speaker here) it just made sense to me but I couldn justify it

> be me
> 14 years old
> biology lesson
> watching a film about lizards or some shit
> discuss with friend about subject
> insult him jokingly throughout the discussion
> all while teacher sits behind us
> after lesson teacher wants to see me in the preparation room
> reprehends me for being rude towards my friend
> says she also needs to be "reprehended" sometimes
> mfw I found out she is into me
> tfw I fucked her on the spot even anal fucking
> idiot me cumming in her vagina
> few weeks later she approaches me again
> turns out she was pregnant BY ME
> mfw that bitch lied to me on being on birth control
> talked her into aborting the pregnancy
> she agrees
> few weeks later pregnancy was already visible
> approach her and ask why no abortion yet
> says she had too many feelings towards child and by then, abortion was illegal
> said I understand and fuck her again
> only way out was denouncing her for committing child abuse
> bitch gets caught and abortion was forced
> that twat is now in lock-up for 6 years
> good memories

>>7971040
Dude are you from Wisconsin? If yes I think we were in the same class.

>>7970782
>implying you actually do dissections in grade 10

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>>7971040

>>7971061
>It's called a budget

>>7971051
ya

>>7970857
>1Kg of stone displaces as much air as 1Kg of Feathers.
>Deal with it.

>>7971051
Yes, I am.

>>7971061
There is this thing called an advanced biology course

>>7971310
I took AP biology and we didn't do dissections until grade 12.

>>7971315
I did dissections in fucking middle school bro

>>7971317
I did dissections in kindergarten.

They just weren't in the lab

>>7971315
Just because your shitty school doesn't mean no one's does retard. I also did dissections in 10th grade, including baby sharks and fetal pigs.

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>>7970788

>Be me
>10 years old
>will do anything on the internet that sounds cool
>find out that you can make a bottle explode with disinfectant cleaner and aluminium
>take it out to my backyard
>pour the water in
>seal it tight
>after 15 minutes nothing happens
>go to check on it
>explodes in my hand
>still have scars on my hands and arms from that

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>>7970788
6/10 bait made me tilt

>>7970788
Good post

STFU namefag.

>>7971085
>hurr durr what is volume?
The feathers displace more air.

>>7971426
Can confirm, I did to and I lived in a fucking third world country.

>>7970788
Fucking kek

>>7971911
>drop palm sized ball of osmium in water
>drop empty cardboard box in water
>cardboard box displaces more water because muh volume
You have my Nobel prize nomination for discrediting Archimedes' principle