>be me, 19
>go to a local party
>mfw when I get there and everyone is dressed as a furry
>whatever.jpg
>girl dressed as a dog starts grinding on me
>awkwardboner.ppt
>go to the basement
>empty bedroom
>unzips up to the doggy parts
>of course we start going at it doggy style
>the opening only opens up at the asshole
>firstanal.imgfile
>we finish
>mfw when she turns around
>she has a fucking dick
>"she" is actually a dude with a finely shaven asshole
>nope out in less than .0043 seconds
>run out the front door
>get home
>scrub my dick and balls clean
>pretenditneverhappened.orgy
>>5783377
Nice dubs but who are you quoting?
>>5783377
who are you quoting?
you had sex with another man? gosh
itt bosd dog fuggin sdories
>>5783377
L I T E R A L L Y just a girl with a bagingas
>>5783377
>>>/b/