Story time

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>be 20
>8/10 at cafe
>talk to her
>she likes cats
>trying to impress her
Yeah me too
>never owned a cat
>never saw a cat
>she smiles and takes me to her place
>I reach for the light switch
>girl slaps hand
No don't do that
>walks into bedroom
>hear squeaking noises
>looks up
>she didn't say cats
>she meant bats
>screams
>runs out of bedroom
>flicks on light switch
>bat gets electrocuted
>girl gets angry
>punches me
>next day outside of chiles
>employees taking pictures of me
>while I'm nude
>runs
I have never sprinted faster than that moment.