Copy Pasta

i like this one

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5734302
That meanie

Copy pasta copy pasta copy pasta

"(￣人￣) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this thread is in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads"."

Here we go

i've have actually had sex a lot and i mean a lot. A LOT OF SEX. you wouldn't believe how much sex i have actually had even if i told you. okay. it's a million+. i lost count after that, tbh. i have had a million plus sex all with different women. i only bang a woman once cos after that its too too boring lol. chances are if you know a girl i've fucked her. you're mother? definitely. sister? most likely. you're cute, slightly shy and nerdy close female friend who you sometimes imagine dating? i finished on her face. so legitimately literally shut the fuck up.

>>5734411
You have done it, you finally broke the limits of our own minds, you are a special kind of funposter, you are the child of legend who was foretold by our early GET erudites.
With your arrival, we enter a new era. An era where repeating numbers at the end of a post rise above it all. In this new world I wish to be the first one to say, nice dubs.

>>5734419
this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.

>>5734428
Blue isn't my favorite color but I can appreciate this thread. I'm more interested in brown to be honest. Blue has a nice feel to it but brown really speaks to me. I suppose if you always have your head in the clouds you would like blue. Brown suites me, I can enjoy a nice day off sipping a ice cold beer and chill with brown for hours on end. I can't really say the same for blue to be honest. I don't mean any disrespect but blue is just not my cup of tea.

>>5734433
Go ahead call me a newfag but this board makes no fucking sense. I get that you guys are being ironic but it gets to a certain point where it's pathetic. I know this thread won't get any coherent responses because there aren't any fucking articulate threads on this entire board. Seriously how the fuck do you people spend time here? The most replied threads are a fucking 'doge' thread and a thread with a pic of the halo 3 cover that says 'minecraft'
>hahahhahahahhahaahah isnt it so silly that they changed the name to a different game xDDD
what? are you guys trying to imitate reddit? Satire only goes so far, until you become what you're satirizing. Does changing the name of a video game make you laugh? Is that this board's sense of humor... I mean if you just want to fuck around and shit post go ahead, but theres name-fags here, i mean holy shit you spend time here wtf

>>5734439
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST.

DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST

D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T

>>5734443
Great thread, I can't wait to screencap it, print it out, and nail it to my wall.
Just a great thread. Oh my god. Fucking art right here.
Incredible thread, OP. You deserve a purple heart for your bravery.
Truly, you are a pioneer in quality threadcrafting.
If I met you in person I would gladly shake your hand. Oh my god.
This thread deserves to be put on a gold plaque. Solid gold, that is.
I just took a snapshot of your amazing thread and mailed it to Obama.
Fucking godly thread right here. I don't know how you pull it off all by yourself.
If I won the lottery, I would give all my winnings to you just for this thread.
Obama just replied. He said that he's on his way to give you the Person of the Year award.
If the Pope knew about this ground-breaking thread, he'd start a war over it. It's that important.
Right before you posted this, every key that you stroked sent a shock-wave of bliss throughout America.
If I had the resources, I would build a city on the moon in honor of you and your mind-blowing thread.
Yes, I can see it now. A 30ft statue hold a gold plate that reads "THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD".
Glorious, simply glorious. People are building a Hall of Fame just for you. Thanks again for this thread.
Jesus Christ is descending from the sky as I type this. He said he wants to speak with you.
I just called over my friends and family to see this thread. I'm calling all the local news stations as well.
Bless you, OP. Without this thread, I think I would have hung myself. Bless you.

>>5734448
hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them

>>5734453
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>5734463
The word "Ebin" has its roots to Finnish chans in late 2009s, when the word 'epic' was wordfiltered on the major chan those times. Posters avoided the wordfilter by writing 'epig', 'epin', 'ebig', etc. Soon it evolved to "ebin". Ebin is like spurdo sparde -version of the word 'epic'.

To understand the meaning of 'ebin' you should know how the Finnish memes work. One of the greatest Finnish meta memes has been to ironize Jonnes (stereotypical underage boys, mostly 10-15 year old) and act like you were one. 'Ebin' was born the same way as Spurdo sparde was born. Spurdo was born when posters ironized jonnes and called pedo bear as "budo boar" or "bedro spero" etc (because Jonnes don't know how to write it the right way). Soon pedo bear evolved to spurdo sparde.

>>5734469
I have been here right from the start my dude. I don't just belong on [s4s] I AM [s4s]. Without me this board would dwindle into obscurity and get deleted. I am the force that keeps [s4s] together. With my quality posts and top tier memes I fight the good fight. But you don't need to thank me, posting here is all the reward I need. [s4s] is everything for me and I am everything for [s4s].

>>5734471
i genuinely don't care i just wanted to make you waste your time replying to bullshit

>>5734475
Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I've been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this shit inside out. I don't know what the fuck your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don't have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn't completed your course at the fucking copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the copypasta. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. Please get fucked.

>>5734481
Another opportunity for fun and happiness!

Oh but what fleeting happiness it is. And as soon as it arrived it is gone, leaving me with nothing but the stink of my own rotting and decaying lifespan. I think of entropy. What will the world sound like when the wind stops blowing.

>>5734484
Forced memes are memes just like you and me. Whether you put your time and effort into making a good quality meme or you put it in relentless spamming of a low quality meme is a matter of choice.
I for one does not condemn memes judged solely on the amount of different posters dedicating threads to it. More so do I value the heart and essence of the meme and judge it for what it really is: A meme created with care and funposting in mind.
I welcome this meme with my arms wide open and I hope you all will do the same.

>>5734494
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

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aint no simp Imma icE cold pimp

>>5734500
aaaand there we have it... a perfectly good idea ruined by shitty forced memes, shitty namefigs, shitty circlejerking, shitty self-promotion/attentionfigging, shitty rudeness, and anime
rip [s4s]
you were better than this once (to some extent at least)

>>5734509
Imitating me is the greatest form of flattery. Imitating me means you strive for excellence, not only on [s4s] but in every aspect of your life. But sadly, you will never truly be me and you will never truly post quality threads such as mine. My threadcrafting ability is known throughout 4chan as being of the highest quality. When I create a thread, it causes a ripple effect throughout 4chan, inspiring bad posters to strive for a better threadcrafting community. I am the only reason [s4s] has lasted as long as it has... Have I not proven it many times before by getting nearly the entire user base to impersonate me and spam the entire front page with my quality threadcrafting?

>>5734516
It has been a fun ride, s force

.I did everything I was supposed to,

I was there for you when you needed me jacking it to Japanese cartoons like always, I suppose

Well, I guess this is goodbye.

RIPPING PEAS

>>5734521
I was holding a gun to my head, finger on the trigger, when I thought of browsing [s4s] one last time before I left this cruel world.
This is the first thread on the front page. I read the entire thread, tears streaming down my face in pure joy. I've been saved.

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>>5734500
>>5734433
dubs! wooh! hold on

>>5734523
Just thinking back to my dinner today, I was yummy,
Grated potato, onion and egg, all mixed up and then I put it around smoked salmon and baked it,
I know, you don't need to cook smoked salmon, but it tastes even better,
I think I've found my new favourite dinner

>>5734529
I'm leaving [s4s] for good

I'm sick and tired of everybody impersonating me all the time on this board.
No, I am not making this announcement to stir up any drama, or to get people to talk about me fondly after I am gone. This is not a cry for attention. This is not a threat. There are many things that this thread is not, in fact I cannot think of a single thing that it is.

I am simply leaving, and I thought you all should know.

Speak for yourself CUCK. I have two degrees and a 142 IQ. Is also knock your fucking head off if you spoke to me like that. The only "dumb as dog shit" person here is you... You fucking CUCK. I'd suggest watching Trumps speech about Hillary from The other day. We both know you won't, and I'd be a large portion of my salary that you've never watched one of his speeches. You get all your news from what? CNN? MSNBC? Tyt? Huff post? Tumblr? You're a little shit, with a shit brain and zero clue what's going on. Get fucked.

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HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. YOUR
MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF
MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF
JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE
RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I
SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY
FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED
MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED
PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR
BACKSIDE’S SACRED DOMAIN ? YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN
PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR
MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A
HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A
ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>5734534
Hello, I'm the real LoLo. But I'm also the fake LoLo and all the other LoLo's.

I have been playing out an elaborate ruse on you [s4s]. I have been using multiple IPs to samefig as LoLo for over a year now to make it look like there were some drama going on. I have spent a great amount of time on this joke, but in the end you all fell for it and it was all worth it. You will remember today as the day LoLo won over [s4s] and passed on to the history books of greatest memes of all time.

Have a nice day. Haha.

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"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys ?"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

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Not copypasta. I just didn't really have an appropriate image. I had to come and tell you guys this.

My brother is about eight years younger than me. Tonight he graduated from elementary school. I ended going along, partly because my brother's an okay guy and partly because my parents dragged me. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And the thing about elementary school grad lolis is that they like to think they're grown up. So, of course, they were all dressed really slutty. That was probably the third reason I stayed. Awesome smooth backs and delicious flat chests.

So the entire night was like slutty lolis on parade. But then, near the end of the ceremony, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and so was wearing a dress that went down to her feet (but strapless, so she still failed at the not slutty look) goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs down. Then, right as she got there, she stepped on the bottom of her skirt. I could tell right away it was going to go. She slipped forward and tried to grab it, but by then it was over her delicious flat chest and about to go the whole way. To top it off, she was stumbling toward the stairs. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>5734540
It seems you have fallen for the ultimate ruse of [s4s].
LoLo is not a person. LoLo is the entity we all become when we are rusing people like you. Even when we aren't using the name, unconsciounsly, we all become LoLo. LoLo is a neverending hunger for funposting that consumes everyone on this board. Some have fallen for the ruse or misinterpreted it and started making their own ruse out of it, thus making the ruse even rusier and more layered with ruses. LoLo is the ultimate creation of [s4s] and shall continue to be the masterful ruse she is forever, even when the servers running this site are destroyed, even after the inevitable grand meme war. So, I invite you to join us on this board and to become LoLo yourself. The feeling is quite divine and ruse-y.

Yeah. in 2008, the director of Cowboy Bebop, Shimada Takahashi, wrote a story about a young girl and her father. The story was featured in Shonen Jump only in Taiwan, but quickly became popular due to how cute Yotsuba was. The director learned of this, and after a few new 4koma (four panel comics) were put out, people noticed the similarities to the 4chan girl. Takahashi got in contact with Moot, the guy who once ran 4chan, and got the rights to the 4chan girl's appearance.

It was big news back in 2009.

>>5734548
irregardless its the same difference and i literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say

>>5734552
Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha? And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

>>5734555
Here's the problem, OP. The Japanese ethos was warped forever by the atomic bomb attacks during WWII. Millions of Japanese men, women, and children were forced to come to terms with the idea of an overwhelmingly powerful entity outside of their control that could wipe them out of existence without warning using unspeakable weapons. They did this, for the most part, by exploring the idea in fiction. Godzilla is one example. Anime is another. If the United States of America were to deploy nuclear weaponry against Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and France, chances are the same thing would happen again: More Godzillas, and more anime. Do you think the world can really handle six animes? In the 1980's, United States President Ronald Reagan developed an idea known as "Mutually-Assured Destruction" (MAD). This philosophy stated that war with Russia would not happen, because there was no way to wage it without both countries being destroyed. I see this same situation today. We cannot nuke more countries for fear of mutually assured destruction when they create more anime. Thank you for your time.

>>5734558
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>>5734561
>be me 13
>eat a cake
>vomit the cake
>crying to mommy
>wow

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>>5734411
Your mom don't count!!

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more

bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active

commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you

filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts

or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

>>5734565
rised at stree't hard ass fug

>>5734572
the views and opinions expressed ITT are not those of the collective community of [s4s] and do not reflect on the values we strive to emulate as a whole. We at [s4s] do not condone the alienating and disparaging usage of slurs whether intentional or not especially ones that are specifically belittling to various minority groups , it is of grave importance that our threads in the future more accurately reflect the peaceful, charitable, and welcoming atmosphere of our fine board

Please consider >>>/b/ if this is of any negative consequence to your pleasure

thank you and have a nice day

>>5734580
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

>>5734585
well I mean, lately it seems like there has been a sort of backlash effect concerning the ideals and principles the [s4s] of June/July had. I don't debate that the niceness and privilege checking thing was started for the irony of it, but it did become real in a sense and that kind of environment did make for some unique interaction and content production. 4chan is widely known as the meanest in it's dark corner of the internet and the fact that the once joke board self-established this persona so completely different than any other board existing at that time or before it was a pretty neat thing to see.

It attracted a different sort of userbase as well, moot has been quoted to say that anonymity gives users the freedom to post and not be judged, or at least not permanently because your post could not be associated to a sustained persona, here we had people who took up names and posted and the result of that was much more positive than it could have ever been on another board because this one, out of irony, decided not to judge and soon seemed to take it somewhat to heart.

This is all changing lately, I just want to now why. [s4s] ebbs and flows sure, and sometimes things seem to be getting repetitive and it feels like we are stagnating, but something always comes around that stirs the pot a bit and the board is very fun and productive for a while. I think some users just feel like this might be the new way to stir the pot and see what comes out, but is moving in a direction away from the moral and ethical ideals [s4s] invented for itself the only way?

>>5734586
This post is obviously ironic but there are people who will take it seriously so i will have to spell it out for them

s4s is for pictures of memes, nothing else

>>5734592
This is pathetic.

[s4s] is pathetic. This is not "good old" /b/, this board is drier than ever. Just look at the current threads. There is literally nothing noteworthy or interesting to read or comedic.

Why does this even go on? Oooh, I poast thread of aother funneh-sounding food-type item! I use :^) because its so funny and YOU GOT DUBS AGAIN NICE. Even though this guy's post was hilarious and promoted interaction, he said the word "fuck" in it so I'm just going to respond with "rude gb2 >>>/b/" that'll show him and improve the quality of this board! I think I'll post another "maymay" because it's so funny right??? LOL I changed the spelling of a word to add the letters 'lel' or 'kek' in them haha. Or maybe I'll just make a retarded one-word reply like "pel", because that adds so much quality to this great board. LET'S JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER LOL HE POSTED TOPLELKEKDOGE!!!!

I've been here since the evening of March 31st, 2013, and it's astounding to see the rate at which this board degraded from something interesting that made me laugh to this utter garbage.

You're not shitposting, you're just posting shit.

>>5734594
I have a friend who is obsessed with this stupid board and she convinced me to try browsing it.
I've been lurking /s4s/ for two days now. This will be my first and last post.

/s4s/ is the most cancerous board in all of 4chan. /s4s/ is even worse than /v/ or /b/. I mean those boards are cancerous, but there is a shred of actual content here or there. I've probed /s4s/ all the way through and its pure cancer. You maggots pride yourself on OC and quality, and there is none. It's nothing but spam, dubschecking, and some fucked up namefag roleplay. I know you're going to say 'its ironic', but it's not. Maybe a couple of people are posting this shit ironically, but the majority of the posts are sincere. You can tell by how buttmad they get at the slightest criticism.

How can anyone be amused by dubs? It's a fucking number! It's like an infant amused by shaking a rattle. Grow the fuck up.

I'm not going to bother with the fucking weebs. You know how disgusting you are.

The only OC I've seen in the past 2 days is horribly drawn, horribly thought out ms paint crap. The rest are pictures taken off tumblr and given a stupid name. 'lol it says walruse, but it's a seal' Thats lame shit, and it stopped being funny when I was 10.

I'm done now. You can start spamming your ascii 'art', and disregard everything I've said. Don't worry, I know exactly where >>>/b/ is. I'm not going there though, I'm going to a board with actual content, something you simpletons wouldn't understand.

>>5734600
As above, so below.

From a womb of rudeness and privilege, the board was born. On kindness and checking was it nourished. And so it shall return to. Behold! That which once was has fallen. For quality threadcrafting and OC has been forgotten. Rudeness runs rampant and so to it here today, seen we have the prophecy come to fruition. Which to it I desire superior threads but nigh we come with porn and without dubs.

The tether between heaven and earth has been trembled unto it here. Hod! For you have seen it. For the heavens and the earth, the two, they are one. The singles are the dubs, and the dubs are the singles. Yet here it come has not, for beith unto it I. One must seek to find the OC below to master the threadcrafting above,

Or to it then shall it return.

*grabs mutt and picks it up with one hand*
*impales its furry vagina on my pulsating member with one swift arm movement*
*doesn't even bother undressing the animal, as the giant veiny sword rips through her clothing as if it were paper*
*pumps a creamy load so deep into her it starts coming out of her mouth*
*throws her into a nearby bush as if she were a piece of trash*

>>5734605
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody

>>5734610
Mods I never say this, but this time, just this time I think this man did the most epin post we'll ever seen on 4chan until the end of times. If this thread doesn't deserve to be stickie immediately and forever then you may as well delete 4chan since there wont be a post such as epin as this, leaving this thread to die would be like destroying the universe itself. That's why i backed this one up on a flash drive, an SD card, a CD, a floppy, a casette, a tape drive, a williams tube, a vinyl record, and an edison cylinder phonograph; I also made a copy on photofilm, a second kodak for good measure, an xD picture card, a minidisc, a handdrawn copy, a binary file in notepad, an ASCII file in notepad, a paper form that i encrypted with my enigma machine, a papyruse scroll, a punch card, an entire 250 page binder into a filing cabinet in my basement, and my microsoft onedrive account. oh, and I also hired the worlds best masonry experts to etch me a copy of this picture on two stone tablets so that future generations will remembe this epic mene for generations to come. I'm also erecting a giant stonehenge/georgia-guidestone-esquemonument in my backyard with this mene on it. don't worry OP, literally nobody will ever forget the imprint you left on s4s and on a greater scale, humanity, today

>>5734613
So this is sort of an involved story but here it is. Just today I was contemplating suicide. I had a gun to my head and everything. What is there to live for I thought, as I squeezed the trigger slightly tighter and tears rolled down my face. What will happen to my dear old granny June, or my doggy, Ruffles? Oh well, they'll just have to be let down, because I don't care about them more than myself. Here I go, I thought, when I decided to browse [s4s] for the last time. And when I saw this post, I paused. Here is a fine specimen, I thought. A gem like this actually shows that this world might be worth living in. I read on and my idea was confirmed. This is truly a nice post, and I am glad to live in a world where this post is a reality. I put the gun down, and I will live to see another day. Thank you, OP, for saving my life.

>>5734617
Hello there Anonymous,

My name is Patrick Bateman, and I am the President of the United Doubles Association, a group of passionate doubles-lovers like yourself who are kind enough to take the time out of their day to work hard at creating posts with doubles (or "dubs") for the rest of the community to check and enjoy. I would like to thank you on behalf of my team for creating this special, unique post. Thanks to your post, many users of [s4s] will have the opportunity to check the repeating digits which accompany your message, so I really do appreciate this contribution. It really does means a lot to us.

I'm unsure if you are aware of the staggering rareness of doubles. For every 10 posts on the board, only one (1) post has repeating digits, which is unfortunate, and the reason as to why we are so desperate to produce more posts that contain doubles. The more posts you make on [s4s], the more doubles you get, and the more our community will thank you for your effort and hard work.

I look forward to hearing from you and seeing more doubles in your posts. You really are our savior.

Sincerely,
Dr. Patrick Dubsworth Bateman


President
United Doubles Association

>>5734622
What a Meme! What can I say? I am LOVING this Meme. I give it 5 out of 5 Meme Points.

>>5734626
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

>>5734628
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Why are you even here? Literally no posts of value whatsoever. No discussion, to topics. It's just people saying random, incomprehensible, stupid shit. Why are you doing this? Why are you here? What's the point? You're taking time out of your day, time being a limited fucking resource, and using it here to post shit like this? Why?

Do something else, something better. Anything better.

This just doesn't make any sense.

>>5734633
Can someone explain to me the point of this board. I look at the catalog and it's pure faggotry, like you misspell animals names or just replace the name with a vaguely similar animal, is that the type of shit that makes you laugh? Did you fucking leave the sixth grade?
I know moot made this board as april fool's joke, still I don't get why he kept it? Yeah I GET IT, you're trying to be ironic and I guess take the piss out of reddit culture? But irony/satire only works when you're in the face of the person you're satirizing.
But this board is a fucking echo chamber of shit posting and the fact that there are namefags on this board proves you faggots are past the point of irony. You've become what you were originally satirizing. Do you find it cathartic? I dont get it.
Just look at the catalog, does a single, one fucking thread make any sense.
No.
If you guy's were really contained and sort of like a snow-globe of shit, I wouldn't care. But now I cant even go to my fucking home board without seeing shit like
>tbh
>smh
>fam
>imo
Thats all this board has done, fucking permeate shitposting to the rest of the boards. I hope hiro fucking sees through your incessant faggotry and deletes this board for good. I'm already working on a thread on /qa/ to point out that problem. In the meantime plebbiters, enjoy your shitposting, it wont last.

>>5734638
[a/jp] I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because you post anime. Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from 8 different anime boards. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said boypussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.

No, we hate you because you are the new bronies. You see, the problem with bronies, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made pone. Every forum avatar had to be a ponesona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were bronies to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "ponesecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.

[a/jp] are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thred on this board that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about anime and circlejerking. Always with chinesecartoon.jpg and anime screen caps. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, [a/jp] cant help but broadcast the fact that they are weeaboo faggots.

What does the anime have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the movie? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO NEET! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!

TL;DR [a/jp] are just the same as bronies only they havent yet been quarentiend to a containment board.

>>5734640
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistent? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>5734641

why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

Before reading your comment, I had seen that (You) notification and initially experienced feelings of optimism, hoping that someone out there had read my post and wanted to add to the conversation. In my naïve assumption that it’s possible to use this site as a platform for discussion I was actually looking forward to seeing what you had to say.

However, once I started reading these feelings fled so quickly it was almost as if someone drained them from my body and violently shoved a heroin needle in my arm – except, instead of heroin, the serum was a cocktail of negative feelings such as anger and disgust, flooding through my entire body. Your senseless and unoriginal shitpost was of so low quality that I puked all over my keyboard. I broke into a frenzy of confusion and rage – angrily pounding my fingers on the puke-covered keyboard, my fingers now covered in partially digested carrot. I then re-read your comment while I wrote my initial reply, and a second wave of disgust hit me like a tsunami. My whole vision went black and I seized for about 15 minutes on my computer chair--my body aggressively shaking while a thick, white, frothy foam formed around my mouth. I awoke in a frenzy of cold sweat pouring down my face, and scrambled to find the nearest mirror. I looked in the mirror and saw that my face was grey and my lips were blue. I puked a second time at the sight of my own face.

I won’t even address what you wrote, as I’d rather commit suicide than to revisit the memory of your abhorrent stain on this thread. You really need to think about the things you post, they actually do have consequences. I physically felt my IQ drop about 10 points after reading your comment, and I had multiple IQ tests taken and compared them to the tests I had taken before just to see how much damage your shitpost has done to me. I will never be the same, and if I knew your name I’d sue you for the damages.

haha guys do you get it??? it's funny because i'm actually very well off but i'm so boring that i like to pretend that my life is going down the drain and my reaction to my fake troubles is as if they weren't actually happening! It's a great meme! I'm actually suuuuper obsessed with memes, they're like my life (I actually have like 50 saved on my phone, it's a lot, i know) , my fake depression goes away when I look at some fresh memes! Probably one of my favorite memes is fidget spinners because they are really stupid and for autistic children which is another one of my favorite memes because it helps me cope with my fake autism, i'm actually like super socially awkward lol. Like STAY AWAY FROM ME I ENJOY PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FORM A COMPLETE SENTENCE HAHAHAHAHAHA. It's a joke between me and many of my friends and it is very funny just like MEMES! I also run a meme page on facebook called "Spidget Finner" get it it's because it's actually called fidget spinner but I spelled it incorrectly because of my fake mental retardation ;) I only have 100 followers on there but I am a simple farmer tending to my memes ;) did you get that one??? it's like the one with pepe the frog as a farmer with the feels man as the sun! I relate so much to the feels guy because he's rly socially awkward just like ME! and I also really like pepe the frog because he hates niggers and I also really hate niggers. I swear i'm not being edgy, I really don't like black people ;) /r/the_donald is my favorite subreddit because the title is very funny because "the donald" is not grammatically correct so its very funny I also like /r/4chan because it keeps me updated on /pol/'s latest uses of weaponized autism. I went on /pol/ once there was a nigger hate thread with a bunch of niggers getting BTFO'd but I don't ever want to go on there again because there are leftist cucks on there I use /r/4chan as a sort of condom to prevent me from viruses on le 4chans ;)

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>>5734298
here's my OC for boxxy threads
still a work in progress

oh, so you're illiterate too? what an amazing feat that must be while simultaneously managing to afford a 4chan pass at the pace of the nickel and dime work a day world. you think you're special, cunt? i'll rip your head off your neck and shit down your ass, maggot. 2014 huh? what you think cuz you been here longer than me makes you think you know what the fuck is going on around here now, you little bitch? i don't see you down here in the trenches getting bullets grazed over your head. so the next time you think about posting something like this just fucking think to yourself, is it really fucking worth it? cashmeousside

Hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them

oh cool how epic kid

>>5734298
literally poop

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>>5734298
ass ass ass ass