Hey! Let's have a comfy little AMA, /s4s/. I'm at work,

>>5678433
nice dubs
why wont mommy touch me?

Are you a member of the gay chineeze military?

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>>5678438
Thanks! I'm not sure, honestly. Have you asked her nicely, anon?

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>>5678441
Hmmmm... That's a hard one. I'm not sure if I am or not. I might have to do some more research into my family history. I'm p. sure that I'm not Cheesknees or gay, so I'm most likely not.

Good question though!

>>5678444
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE

Why can't I die? I drank bleach and shot my self

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>>5678454
You know what they are, friend. Check em'. I dare you.
>>5678457
I think you shouldn't be asking ME this question. Maybe you should ask God, or better yet a doctor. Ask a doctor please. :^) I'm sure he can help you die

Hi I rented a car from enterprise yesterday and have it booked until Friday. Looks like I won't need it as long as I thought and will drop it off tonight. Will I still get charged for Friday? Thanks :^}

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>>5678467
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*scratches beard*
Ah yes, I see you have a lot of knowledge...

*scratches*
Yes indeed...

But can you answer my riddle?

What has two legs during the day, three legs in the night and four at 4 o clock in the morning?

>>5678433
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

>>5678509
Nice pasta

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>>5678498
That's a hard one, friend. :^) it sounds like the answer could possibly be Bury Pink. Bury's legs are 2 during the day (her cropped image that we see posted here), 3 at night (think of her original image. Homura is so lucky ;-;), 4 at 4'oclock because that's the number of legs on her bed where she's sleeping at that nice and sleepy hour. :^)

I hope I'm right!
>>5678509
Thank you! I always appreciate your contribution to my threads.

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>>5678534
It was a nice try, but the actual answer is a double dub get of 44 because 4 at 4 o'clock makes 44 which is doubles and the rest of the question was just misleading to throw you off the tracks

>>5678433
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>5678534
>3 at night (think of her original image. Homura is so lucky ;-;)
lole I just now got it though...

>>5678433
f*ck off n*gger this isn't pl*bbit
>>>/g/et >>>/out/ >>>/fa/gget

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>>5678544
Whoa. Nice 44. Was that part of your plan all along?! It's not nice to mislead people.
>>5678545
I think so. Modern science has accomplished many miracles. Actually, I think I just read an article just this morning about the first person to do that.
>>5678551
Ahhhhhhh that was really r*de!

>>5678433
Are you gay?

I love injecting cum into my ass until I orgasm and shoot cum out of my penis which I collect for injection into my ass. You ever do stuff like that?

Lets find out where this guys works so we can call and ama him in person!

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>>5678594
Nope. Actually pretty straight. I'm not sure why there's always someone asking this question, but it's okay. It's still a question.
>>5678597
Sounds like fun. I don't do stuff like that, but still a good question. No question is a bad question.
>>5678609
I wish! That would be a lot of fun. Work can get boring sometimes. Sadly, I don't have my own work phone, so that could possibly be a bother to others who use my work phone.

henlo can i rent a car for less than 8000 dollars a day can u give me a discount

>>5678732
Do you ever get lonely coffee anon? How do you deal with it?

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>>5678736
Yes:^)
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>>5678732
Do you like traps?

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>>5678744
Nice 4s. I'm sure THEY don't get lonely!

Yes, I do get lonely sometimes, even when surrounded by loved ones and friends. Normally physically taxing excersize fixes this issue! If one isn't able to do that when feeling lonely, I'd suggest my [s4s]! There are always plenty of nice anons here willing to talk.

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>>5678757
Hehe... Are you baiting me?

>>5678793
This is a yes?

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>>5678797
No, it's not a yes. It's a question, silly. I think, in theory, they're interesting, but I'd probably never be physically involved with one. Is that a good enough answer?

>>5678815
>I think, they're interesting.
lol

fuck off dumbass nigger

>>5678820
You're honestly only quoting the more pertinent parts of what I said to push your agenda, therefore what you're doing is obviously bait. Sorry, it's a little more complicated then you think. I'm not physically attracted to them, so I think the answer I'll give you is a no. Especially since you live in a world comprised of black and white, and only right and wrong.

>>5678837
urr duhh me lovey reddit huh haha le look at me trollin da 4chanz wit ma epic tread :DDDDDDDDDDDD haha where my upvote doe????

>>5678433
If I roll trips, will you put the covfefe into your butt?

>>5678433
checcd

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>>5678433

Hey coffee man have you even drank any since original post?

>>5678870
Sorry. Looks like I'm not putting any coffee in my butt today.
>>5678896
Actually I've been through like 3 cups lole

>>5678984
put da coffy in ur butt den i can repost screencap to r4chan and get hella reddit gold son :D

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this is now a pickle thread

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Hello, I'm of need to rent a vehicle. I must carry my three wives and 7 goats. Can you accomodate this

>>5679003
Some people have all the luck

I wish I had 7 goats

>>5678480
It was a round trip ya dip

>>5678433
are you my favorite captain?