Introducing

>>>/pol/130691656
my kind of post

I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS!!!!!

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>>5513972
watch LLL

>>5513976
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>5513984
look what i have here

>>5513991
Dude definitely rent Red Dead Redemption

>>5513993
i bought it used.
the disc is scratched and i cant play it. never doing that again.

>>5513999
Ridiculous. Nice trips btw tbh fam
It's a really good game I can't wait for RDR2

black people stink and their skin is ugly and their noses and lips are ugly and their mannerism are ugly and the way they slurp and slob on food disgusts me and their hair disgusts me and their oft-white palms and feet disgust me and the way they attempt to normalize their nasty tribal subhuman habits disgusts me.

>>5514003
they're not releasing it for PC i bet.

>>5514010
Not for another 15 years probably

>>5514016
i guess we kinda deserve it since PC users are fedoratipping dolts

>>5514007
its OFF white , dope

>>5514021
well you know
it is superior, but consoles are probably more profitable for gaming companies to focus on

~brim-bigga~ B'cha cha INTRO ~bimmit-brim-biggit, errit~ DUCING ~boonga-da-bim-Bap-Bap~ INTRO-DUCING ~several large blacc men beep boxxem Shonda tha Mank come Brake dancem down tha aisle~ INTRO ~gimmida-bim-bep~ DUCING ~mim-migga-manktard~ BRING IT BACC NOW

more BOUNCE 2 da OUNCE

>>5513976
ahahaha NO THANKS IM GOOD AHAHHAA

summatime & the livins easy

>>5514064
DIDN'T I WARN YOU?!!

>>5514068
hm?

barry white & chris rock who'd-a guessed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiBR6NC8pT4

for a guy that's watched fifteen hundred movies you sure have relatively little in the way of recommendations jussayin we cool jussayin

>>5514072
Say "That's that"

>>5514080
i gotchu

variety is the k2 spice of life

>>5514091
...but not watchin a harmless 2 hour movie

>>5514101
wooh.... nailt me

if thats Peak Drama this go round i can say with confidence that Mank will not be getting Janked

'long as mister drumk vocaroo mane doesnt come and poop on mankys trapeze equipment

surely s4s deserves sound-enabled webms . . . any month now

>>5514163
Unheard of

botox bimbos

wonder wats emlys bra size.....

answar maaaaaaaay

answar maaaaaaaay

wonder if emly likes sharing blankets

>>5513963
is that sanic?

>>5514406
Yes.

Emily has a puffy vagina

>>5514408
she should see a doctor right away

>>5514407
wow his new boom design sure is different

>>5514410
Christian insisted on it

>>5514406
Sonic Racer Transformed is giving me a hard time now that i have to beat it again on expert difficulty. dont mention him or his biggest fanboy poopgirl.

o po'gil, wherefore art thou po'gil . . .

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>>5514426
why is she po'gil? cause you named her that, silly

>>5514431
o Lord wat makes the Poppygil the Poppyest gil of them all

word of tha week: puerile

>>5514444
dank quads

It's practically pornographic

>>5514455
Emily watches porn at home, wow.

>>5514463
saooource

>>5514471
>>5514463

>>5514473
insta-bunk. i check? immediately, is bunk. utter bunk

>>5514476
she probably does
some things she doesn't want to admit she's into

>>5514499
erm wat. not a argument next victim

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trigert that his crush makes shitty movies aha

>>5514502
dumb next victim poster

>>5514507
You're gonna need evidence to back that up.

>>5514522
wooh gotme

>>5514522
'tsubjective but i suspect you like her more than her movies

>>5514526
wrong

>>5514529
psst u mite have sh•t taste

aaanyway....

>>5514531
>muh taste

Lawdy Lawdy

hah i win. you admittid you're aware that it's the autism that keeps you crushing on this one mediocre slut. & maybe those sexey eyes too. couldnt suspend disbelief for the help, borderline cringey 'imma bust this case wide open tell me what its like bein Blacc & servem the White folk!' politicized bullshit. easy a, reputation forever tarnished with the 'girl next door turned to slut' trope. aloha was legit embarrassing, can tell they shat it out, not immersive, 'woa ur into rocket science too??' says some ditzy blond hollywood b•tch lol i was crushin hard at the time so i didnt cringe but in hindsight it was strait-up dirtbad.

#morethanarefugee

'minds me of sparlek movy reviews aha good times . . .

>>5514541
>you admittid you're aware that it's the autism
Give me one example where I said this.

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OPEN FIRE, NICETROOPS

>>5514551
GET RID OF THIS AWFUL THREAD!!!!!

>>5514550
you considered it as a possibility when i asked. unforts you revoked my access to those logs so i can't qont ya atm

>>5514558
you don't deserve it

>>5514561
plaaaaayse i facking lav yaaaaaaough

>>5514557
fogofogofogofogofogof ~imcreasem in speedd tekken off like helcopter~

qont u qare

>>5514608
no

>>5514611
YEP

>>5514602
gedoffitgedoffitgedoffit

gorevidalphit

Another Emma post.

>>5514644
dubs of quality

vidcon liiiiiiiiive soon

earth girls are easy

>>5514691
A

FUCKING LEAF

>>5514733
Dice nubs

lemon juice ruint my flingy spimmer im suing u

Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you *say* that, Governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?

Candy-gram for Mongo

Have you ever seen such cruelty?

>>5514768
brilient thang q

>>5514770
Avenue Q

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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TUCKED
HARD

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I had to wear a robe, and lay down on a stone"

>>5514809
the Name Emma. you have found the Name Emma! Emma, the Name, in your game. I skimmed your image, and I have found the name of Emma in it. Grats!

thy name is emma

>>5514922
yeah i found that out last night

WTF /POL/ I THOUGHT WE WERE SEXIST!?!?

>>5514932
wat hapem

no signs of MRMANK . . . .

>>5514942
i'm around

>>5514947
woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow

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Guys the polls said he was going to win.
WTF how could they be so wrong?
You all just wait till the final numbers come in.

dey say a compruter can do my job better than i could damn do it

>>5514958
haaaaa ha ha

>>5514163
the nose girls

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>>5514975

>>5514986
The Jaw Girl

>>5514997
she doesn't care about jaws, only nose

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"I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR LENA DUNHAM RIGHT NOW
WILL THE DEMOCRATS BLAME RUSSIA?"

>>5515016
*slap* stop fucking crying bitch
*holds her neck and smacks harder* shut your whore mouth *strangles her, pushes through door* STAY IN THERE, WHORE.

>>5515021
This is outrageous

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>>5514955
>>5514922
>>5514766
>>5514611
>>5514544
>>5514533
>>5514522
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>>5514122
whoa this is my favorite thread

>>5515034
your my favorite postar

>>5515016
*rips off clothing*
ON THE TABLE
*she tries screaming, cover her bleeding mouth*
you gonna do that shit to me, HOW YA LIKE THIS?
*penetrates her rectum*

>>5515036
More like postRAWR amirite?

>>5515044
nice dubs

>>5515021
>>5515039
https://youtu.be/NM7Cdw8fnE8

what kind of person posts in a introducing thread?

>>5515044
you saw my failure ;_; nice dubs tho
>>5515077
>77
nice

>>5515077
The worst kind of scum on the face of the earth. Animals, filthy big-lipped beasts.

>>5515077
u dont wna kno . . . . a 16 year old brown boy from florida for one

anyway . . .

>>5515080
>only evidence for this is a video taken in the dark

>>5515091
the skin tone? aha na i saw the picc of ur pale leg & hand its ur Ethnic Breakdown that comfirms

what can MANK teach me today. and why did MRMANK assume it was someone else that cracked the case? clearly it was me. he was all 'na sum1 found me' but it was OBVIOUSLY my post with the spaced-out ellipsis, dead giveaway. i suppose his mind was racing triny explore all the possibilities that would bring about such an unlikely occurrence & he wasnt thinking clearly at first

takin it 2 the MAXX

>>5515098
you looked rong.

>>5515105
WAT. that pic obviousely shows that u are not particularly brown but im sayem the RACIAL BREAKDOWN comfirms the contrary

mite as well get into some petty sh•t get mank rip&roarin again. i refuse to declare this Mank Janked no matter what. Mank is Mank, and he can never be Janked, if i do not declare him so.

>>5515110
only God can judge

>>5515114
AHAHAHAHA o man ya funny

RETRACTION: A previous post identified Sal Vulcano as being a mix of two ethnicities but in fact he is part Italian as well.

oh sh•t [i]this tag actually functions in the archive[/i] ... kewl

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"There's God coming out of the restroom"

>>5515122
legit stupid

[i]wonder what other kinds of archival sorcery we can get ourselves into . . . [/i] [b]test[/b] [s]test[/s] [h2]test[/h2]

>>5515123
impeccable deduction

>>5515099
basically, i've told a few people about this thread and what i do here and i thought maybe one of them actually got bored enough to find this and fuck with me, but then it made more sense that it was you and all that

>>5515134
ahaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha gotchu
wonder how those convos went . . . .

>>5515137
Like a normal conversation pretty much

wait hol up
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--cKrtKamHwU/UVXlMPfttsI/AAAAAAAAA4g/2IYjm2oehSo/s640/maxx+2.jpeg[/img]

>>5515141
hmmmmmmmm . . . so did ya talk about how there was one FREAKAZOID that would torture ur poor manky day in day out or . . .

hmmMmmm . . . . [code]mank[/code]

[style size="15px"]dope?[/style]
[:-)]
surely someone has explored these Goodies before . . .

>>5515144
Yeah I did lol

[u] IMPORTANT! [/u] introductoring

>>5515153
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh-ho-ho-hooooo man

except maybe now that ive put that out there he will try & prove me wrong but thats [u]generally[/u] what happens

cant delete a post this OLD what do you MEAN i posted it two FUCKING minutes ago and am sure there are no old posts checc-marqued

i mean im feeling the Jank coming on but na. na mank aint Janked & i dont care who says otherwise.

this zapp dude really loves that talkbox . . .

>>5515156
i really have a lot of love for this site, i think 4chan is one of the most important things on the internet (argue with me if you want) and if i'm trying to explain that to someone that's never been here i can do it pretty well. most people are like "oh i should start going there" but if you're not familar with posting on forums or other imageboards it doesn't really make much sense so usually people don't end up coming here even if i endorse it. but explaining to someone that i use this site to fuck around and waste time and part of that is just posting this thread every time i come here and seeing what happens isn't that hard to understand, yoou knooow

>>5515171
yeah. yeah i DO know, and i wouldn't argue that at all. i'd consider the loss of this site [i]god forbid knock on wood[/i] to be of major detriment to the internet as a whole, not even exaggerating. i remember lookin up a comment once for a friend (i DONT do it often lol fogof) and he was like "what is this uhh, livejournal ova' 'ea?" and it gave me a brief insight into the initial misconception some people may have. interesting that you say you can explain what this is all about 'pretty well' to someone that's never been here, would be a bit daunting for me

opened up a whole can-a worms on /g/ my gosh i really need to chill my bill if im gna go to another board & ask a legitimate questien without starting a brand new internet fite

>>5515184
i mean i only talk about this kind of stuff to people that i know really well, like old friends, people i've known for over a decade. they try to accept what i'm saying a lot better than strangers do. plus i have no reason to talk about this with strangers. like my friends literally just see me with 4chan on my computer or whatever sometimes so sometimes i talk about it with them. it's not like 4chan is some secret place anymore i mean everybody knows about it to some degree. it's nice to try to explain to them that the idea they might have of this place based on the media and whatever isn't really accurate.

so many "i means"
editing is so important

>>5515201
HAH i calt u out on it once & u said it was all parta ur master plan. but-- i totes gotchu. i have a few longtime friends that ive mentioned the site to, unfortunately one of them is a closed-minded fucken cro-magnon and bugs his eyes out at things he doesnt immediately "get" so he's a lost cause but this other n•gga is the literal opposite & he really seeks to understand things that he doesn't directly involve himself in, good on em. ironically he's the one that said the livejournal thing but it was just an offhand comment and was not presented with the same attitude as the other dude gives me also i am on record as greatly desiring to have a defaultsage function swear up&down kid ya not

>>5515209
i made a thread for it on /qa/, hopefully the bumpbot picks it up and keeps it alive

>>5515215
aw heck yes

>>5515222
>222
>Trips
Nice

lol wow how much ANIMY do u have SAVED my man

tbf i can understand not wanting anyone to see your horrid posts

'have to age to bump a thread'? eeeh thats going a bit far dontcha think? that wouldn't bode well in the hands of the Hoi Polloi. i was thinkin some sorta checkbox in settings

>>5515224
>image is literally called "the anime girl"
i just found it on google, you have to format things a certain way on /qa/ or it won't be recognized by the bumpbot
>>5515227
might as well make it as confusing as possible
>>5515226
exactly

>>5515226
aha windsor just cot up on the thread & my little offhand comment got him a bit upset awwa. there's really no argument to be made here you're just as unsubstantive as most of s4s even in a thread that encourages a real convo. just-- get in on the convo man cmon u can do

>>5515228
Good to know, so you agree.

>>5515228
hm........ might keep the newfigs at bay for a while . . . . geniouse, maybe. borderline geniouse.

>>5515234
We are friends again.

>>5515234
erm i dont think he was interpreting ur coment the way u wanted it to be interpreted. replie to me directly, next time, when u tryina get nasty. less room for confusion

damn, misspelled sage. all the more reason to implement mrmank's brilient idea

>>5515244
well isn't age the default though, it's not like i came up with this i just thought that was the opposite of sage

>>5515248
ha-haaaaaaaa ya funny

>>5514163
that waitress is so cute

and whats this about a bumpbot, u 4real...

>>5515255
lol... i don't know if it's a bot but go to the /qa/ catalog and sort by creation date and scroll to the bottom, those threads are being kept alive by someone or something that bumps them on a regular basis, they have survived ridiculous waves of spam and crap.

>>5515257
and whatever it is took a page out of our old friend herbert's book and deletes the bumps every time

>>5515260
ahhhhhh i thought that little loophole stopped working. at least on this board it did. interesting cause there's no uniform format for the supposed bot-bumps, it would seem... besides uhh, anime. anime is a common theme. maybe just slow board & n•ggas with a whole buncha time on they hands? 80 days, chr•st...

>>5515262
it's slow right now but there were times it was being spammed so hard that threads were dying in 45 minutes, and they survived all that. they're definitely using proxies because i've seen them bump dozens of threads in a short period of time and delete all the bump posts, which yeah shouldn't be possible anymore. that board is wacky

>>5515264
that being said it could be a group of people, but if that's so then they are very coordinated and should do something more useful with their time

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>>5515269

>>5515274
They could change the world!!!!

>>5515274
Did people think this was a bot?

i've finally taken to hiding threads.
it's like whack-a-mole but with animy

>>5515311
let me guess you end up with like 60 hidden threads right

>>5515313
ju-huh-hust about . . . just about . . . ~shekka da hed~

>>5515349
i guess the same people are still at it then

SUMMER SOLSTIIIIIIIIIIIIICE ~VIGOROUS GLASSCLINCC DRIMK SPILLEM & SH•T~

>>5515385
I prefer the vernal equinox tbh

>>5515399
*autumnal
sorry i always get those confused

Begin the operation of gas chambers. Gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gaa museums, gas dance halls, and gas whore houses, etc.

>>5515428
>gas whore houses
but then won't you're mom die lol

>>5515399
>>5515404
WHY ugh summer is Best !!!!!!!

summer is Bestmer

>>5515447
no. it's hot and there's no wind to sor on.

>>5515447
fall is more my thing

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>>5515454

>>5515460
Emma is CUT IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5515454
wind to SOR on...... WIND to SOR on . . . what's he GETTING at . . .

gotta break out the f•ckin jackets & sh•t pf please i 'member when my car didnt have AC i didnt bother getting it fixed cause i loved just SOAKIN in that SUMMER HEAT cant get ENUF of it hell yea

the mank who knew too little

>>5515498
my first car didn't have AC that was a really fun summer

>>5515516
mweheheh

>>5515636
i meant that sarcastically at first because it did kind of suck but actually that was a pretty fun summer

>>5515639
AHAHAHAHA y'only had yr first car for less than a year huh?

>>5515643
That one... yeah probably 9 months. it was a giant piece of shit and i was constantly in danger of dying in it

>>5515648
slay ride for cutie

don't think anyone can deny that Munky knows way too much now

'td be great if I could find out how to hide threads on this damn tablet

>>5515668
mr mank mayby....

>>5515697
nein

>>5515707
been sagin up a storm... surely it's time for a swoop...

>>5515721
OH SHIT

>>5515707
these are the only threads i have on the board atm
>>5499676
>>5515599
>>5515371

sonora senility

apoplectic racecar

mildly ergonomical spacecraft

precious tiendo

Hapyp Birthday Spanish Jackson

>>5515781
>Spanish Jackson

rapid fire kissing

rapid fire tollbooth

rapid fire speculum

rapid fire semen in her face

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Tfw i I come back to esfores after a year and the cancer is still here

>>5516782
damn the cancer, when will it leave

swing low sweet chariot

>>5516782
>>>/b/

doubt it


Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>5516929
Swejun

>>5516759
AHAHAHAHA woa dang

ol quistie

yoga panet emly

newborn porn emlyy

>>5517072
NEWPORN!

some miamian kid coming over, gotta hide my mousepad and pincter folders

>>5517084
hide your kids, hide your wife

[introduction intensifies]

>>5517115
ya don't say?

>>5517158
if i were to hypothetically say that "the introduction monkey is bananas" ("bananas" as in crazy), what would your response be? note that bananas have something to do with monkeys so that's why it's funny.

Introducing

>>5517189
my response would be:
lol

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>5517193
coming out of my ASS

>>5517192
lol

>>5517193
but shit, it was 99 cents

>>5517204
I HAD TO GET IT

>17 posters
I have entered a den of autism

>>5517287
It says 18 dude, you really can't count very well can you lol

ridiculous

"Bananas"
lol

>>5517393
lolling so frickin hard rn

recommended: How New Orleans Birthed a Vietnamese Po 'Boy Movement | Food Grails

>>5517410
did you ever see that movie Hell Baby they have a wonderful joke about poboys in there

>>5517412
no but im eating an italian mix straight off the food truck made with only boars head meats joey diaz sweats profusesly while eating wings. KICK THAT MULE LEE

>>5517419
living the dream

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>>5517393
There are no bananas (in this thread)

>>5517501
You Are (Not) Bananas

Scrimshaw.

>>5517287
lmao i do not understand this perspective. like-- wat, 'loox like SUM1 has AUTOSEMMM! ~jangley key~ average of a couple dozen posts per poster in this thread? AHAHAHA sheesh its like ppl are having a actual conversation or something, hah, autosem detected' stupid sack of shit

ice LIIIIIIIIVE @ vidcon. 'tsnot actually open yet tho

de • brick • a • shaw

Shimsham.

>>5517655
no im sorry we're all about d'brickashaw ferguson now

oh-ho-ho man this finna be a decent stream

MY GREAT FIDGET SPINNER COLLECTION! (OVER $5,000 WORTH!)

>>5517720
posts pics of platinum figdy spinner plox

>>5517726
why the fuck would anyone buy such a thing.
the fad will die out by the new year, may as well just buy plain platinum as it has more lasting value

>>5517743
people are fucking idiots, are you really asking that question

>>5517751
that's an insult to sparngles

>>5517780
oh shit does he have a platinum fidgle spingler i'm sorry I'M SO SORRY!!!!

AHAHAHA o man yall funny.
so like-- if a trim @ tha barbershop is 8 bux how much do u tip? can i just give a ten spot & be out? ppl get fucken weird when i dont wna tip as much as they think is appropriate @ restaurants & sh•t but i think 2 extra bucks is ABOUT right, for a fucken trim.

holy f•ck if yr not careful the mdr7506s will slice the f•ckin webbings of ur fingers open. bout to sue these n•ggas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGkb20ufoVY ~

wonder how much MRMANK weighs....

>>5517823
500 billion pounds

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im on a fucking roll tonight

>>5517848
wanna fuque dat rabbitz asze

>>5517848
lol last time i weighed myself I was around 300 pounds, and I'm 6'1" so I'm fairly overweight, although tbh i think i lost some weight recently. either way i'm destined to die soon

that WAS taken frim sam & max right?

>>5517862
WOAAAAAAAAAAAH, REALLY? WOAH WOW. WOW MAJOR REVELATION HOLY FRICK. did NOT expect that. that was from the 2nd issue of the reg'ler old MAXX series.

>>5517874
i am literally destined to get cancer and die from it at some point, it's inevitable

>>5517882
erm NO, NO NO NO no no No No NO NO NO NOT NECESSARILY STOP

>>5517885
all the signs are there, there's no stopping it

>>5517888
naaaaaaough SIGNS? you mean RISK FACTORS? pf so what every1 has risk factors. do not think this way! BAD mank!

>>5517892
i've seen the future and the future is my horrific and painful death

>>5517882
>>5517888
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcEMlzm8cic

>>5517895
pff NA, NA PF, naa, i mean, maybe but ... not for another three decades or so... and .. maybe not painful.. PAINFUL? no ! no stop this !

i read in holographic universe that some dude was asked to visualize the chemo killing the bad cells and keeping the healthy ones alive and he made a miraculous recovery , food 4 thot

also another dude whose foot warts were treated with a purple liquid that was a placebo and the warts quickly shrank & disappeared

probly total bunk i kno but , faith the size of a mustard seed & such . . .

>>5517900
lol you're so cute
basically i have a huge hereditary risk factor plus only bad things happen to me
>>5517902
mind over matter only works if the matter cooperates
>>5517903
was it purple drink
>>5517904
i get it, i'm just saying i'm prepared for the worst at this point

oh god i just got cancer i can feel it

>>5517903
You can't pop warts... They're like thickened skin. Again if you (or your friend, lol) think you have a wart down there just go see a doctor. It's worth getting looked at cuz it could be something you don't want to spread, in addition to your own well being. Gee I should write a fuggin advice column... (LOL I used to love posting on /adv/ but I don't really go there anymore)

>>5517913
lol

oh shit let's close up this thread let's wrap it up give it the old wrap down break it down to the ground

>>5517913
AHAHAHAHAHA o man how do u pull this up on the phone, u go to the archive & find it each & every time? 'tsreally not worth it dude i wish you would just chat with us
>>5517906
catastrophizing! stop catastrophizing! early screening is key

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>>5517922
niggas be campin
>>5517921
i know and your concern is heartwarming

>>5517920
oh yes yes my g•d i did not even see that coming GODBY MACHYYYYYYYY

>>5517928
>not 'godby mochi'

emlys favorite bit of wisdom is now also my favorite bit of wisdom because it showed me the err of my ways

>>5517937
thot i'd switch it up. this windsor? yea its good to switch it up once in a while take notes

>>5517933
well it was never my intention to intimidate you tbh

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tfw found real best emma but can't ever tell anyone who it is

>>5517945
this emly made the cut, still have 'er saved
>>5517944
yeh i kno. yea not less intimidating just more like -- more approachable maybe

>>5517951
I see what you're saying

>>5517949
dumb "best enma" poster

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>>5517955
For the purposes of this thread this will always be Best Emma

>>5517954
sry thats like-- subtly rude i suppose. just feel like if i did show up to grab a beer or two u would be less likely to talk sh•t about me in the threads afterwards

>>5517969
i gotcha

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lol i mighta just janked mank but its AFTER HOURS lol
just after hours does not matter as much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tziTVC-Ohn8 ~

>>5517976
You and your janks, it's totally unacceptable.

NEW CROWDAAAAAAR

>>5517988
How can we possibly make a new thread when this one is already here

>>5518007
aha na i meant a new Steven Crowder video has been uploaded. windsor knows... windsor always knows...

>>5518007
cause you and your shenanigans ruined the thread

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>>5518010
oh i didn't know that was an actual thing
>>5518011
but
>>5518015
EMMA NO

>>5518019
only i am authorized to care about em.

>>5518020
my bad

nailed it. h3 nailed it today too. good day for U-tubberz

>>5518031
didnt nail shit

>>5518038
control ur autosem pls

is there a bra size that fits reddit?

>>5518089
The whole site?

[provider redacted] was charging me for this stupid ass "free" tablet the whole time the disgusting fucking muslim in the store said it was free and then there's a monthly charge & there are dozens of people on the [provider redacted] forums complaining about the same exact thing they probably think they'll make a killing regardless of how many disgruntled customers voice their dismay oh my god i want these people literally dead right now k im done

>>5518095
i hate [provider redacted]

>>5518101
AHAHAHAHAHAHA o man u mecha me laff :]

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>>5515099
Lovin these digits, my dudes

>>5518114
okAAAAAAAyuh
see like what do you think is wrong with this person? 4real like-- what is this person's damage, that such a thing serves to entertain him? like 'hoyp doyp my fav poster!' but literally what is wrong with him. i wonder. total fuckup 4sure but im curious as to the exact nature of his damage

fucken stupid piece of shit im sorry i just--- sometimes i cant. cant deal. litterly cannot, rite now.

>>5518118
>18118
epic :^)

>>5518114
Thank you, you're the best
>>5518118
It's [s4s] tradition to check dubs, more people should do it

fucken stupid faggot gna do his post-death life review & half of it's gna be this patrick bateman idiot pointing in all sortsa directions and repeating integers what kind of f•cking life is that literally fuck off

as you can tell [provider redacted] is getting to me

>>5518126
FUCK [provider redacted]

loox like he doesnt EXCLUSIVELY check dubs... like he's got some other posts. similiarly worthless but at least there's some variety there.

>>5518129
i'm pretty sure it's actually moot

& like 'epic! epic ahaha u dont like it but epic~!' stupid smug attitude in the face of genuine dislike towards his contribution "aha nice :]" fucken dumb faggot needs his adams apple punched thru the back of his fucken throat, only way he'll learn

JANK ma MANK up aha isnt there some jungle song that sez 'smack ma b•tch up' not the really famous one a less famous one maybe? idk

adams apple cracks the vertibrae in the neck & reconstructive surgery is impossible so not even the damn coroner can make his stupid ass look normal in the casket aha

>>5518143
the prodigy

>>5518153
yeh but--- idk i feel like i heard it zip by somewhere in the detrimentalist or something... maybe i was imagining things

planet /mu/

>>5518161
that label was so good for a while

"µ-Ziq" lol real clever... fag

>>5518163
MANK gimmy sum Recs

>>5518167
shitmat shitmat shitmat

>>5518169
awwww u & ur bro are in2 the same things its sooooooo cayoot

who influenced who, i wonder...

>>5518175
lol did you find his facebook
>>5518176
shit rolls downhill

pissy caca

>>5518179
woah erm... well now i did. na instagram & soundcloud
tsk so creepy i know im SORRY dude im chill tho i aint bout to -- im chill trust me

>>5518191
it is kind of creepy tbh
i'm not on any social media though so it's pretty much a dead end for you lol

>>5518193
...... OYEA? YEA HM? THAT A CHALLENGE BUD?
i aint lookina [redacted] U DUDE but i get it

can only hope mrmank would do me the same courtesy im doing HIM. probly WOULDNT. probly would SPILL all the beans as SOON as he got a chance. bastert

>>5518203
doxxing is not cool i wouldn't do that to anyone, also i don't care that much about who you actually are lol

>>5518205
yea aha. yea im especially fascinated arent i

https://youtu.be/CpFJ8ipxkcw

>>5518208
people tend to get very interested in me. i'm still not quite sure why

>>5518213
YEAH????????? YEAH IS THAT RITE??????
GO ON ... ~u look hesitant~
PLEASE GO ON JUST A LITTLE BIT PLEASE

>>5518212
woa ur telling me they turnt the camera left & rite? what a damn revelation lol noooooooot

>>5518212
this is not what i meant to post
>>5518215
piss off

>>5518214
i told you about aliens guy and the time he freaked out right, shit like that

>>5518216
AHAHAHAHA oh ME piss off? ME piss off oh ok
the phone postings startin to GET to ya my dude take a day off

>>5518217
the time he FREAKED OUT ???
i definitely remember him but, FREAKED OUT?
.......n-no... maybe? refresh memorie?

man i should just spend a day writing companies slightly dissatisfied emails. there's no telling the amount of free loot i can get. they're so willing to make things right, it's too easy

>>5518218
the post -> [_]
ur head -> o

>>5518221
i tried to stop talking to him for a few days and he ended up leaving this message that was frightening to say the least because we were just friends that hung out and smoked weed together, and it was the kind of thing you'd expect to hear from a girlfriend that you were ignoring

>>5518226
and people have these kinds of reactions to me. it wasn't the first time. when i actually had a girlfriend it was completely insane

>>5518225
na i get it, it's just that you're sixteen so it didnt really "take"
>>5518226
oh YEAA A A A A A was he erm.... "on one"? sounds like he was "on one" or something. is that the guy that wanted one of ur oxys and u were like 'no fogof' & never saw him again?

>>5518232
the guy had abandonment issues from being adopted, we talked about it later because i was like alright dude this is insane we need to figure out what's happening here

>>5518232
please abstain yourself further using "sixteen' as a dismissal and wonder why i don't bother having legit convos with you anymore

>>5518230
woa.a.a.a.a.a YEAH? ........ hmmmm... there is a certain magnetism surrounding mrmank . . . . a certain ineffable magnetism . . .

>>5518236
abstain myself further. abstain....... myself...... further
16 comfirmt

>>5518237
I'M JUST SOOOOOOO SPECIAL

>>5518236
blown the fuck in

'tsnot really an insult 'ts just a legit reason why u shoodnt be here. if u were CHIT CHATTING it'd be a diff story. whatevs ur funny like fifteen percent of the time so u kewl

>>5518244
rule shill.

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>>5518234
ooOooOooOOooOo yaaa a a a a but WAS he the guy that wanted ur drugs??? i must know !!!!!

>>5518247
usin tha Law of tha Land 2 ma benefit but i said u can stay k sh

>>5518250
yeah same guy. we were good friends for a while. i just ended up being a bitchass, ce'st la vie

>>5518257
is that really how u think of it? u dont think u were in the rite, in hindsite? i mean thats some addict sh•t. ive erm-- i only own a safe because of some addict hijinx bacc in the day so i really have no sympathy for f•ckin addicts @ this point