Where do you stand?

Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

>>5499759
>>5499788
You guys are making me jealous, I'm only a 3

>>5499824
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

>>5499828
I ruptured the base of my bepis and now blood doesn't flow into it correctly and the nerves are no longer sensitive. At least I can get it into a bagina if I need to (not that I ever will)

>>5499840
dude we're making jokes on this board take that shit to >>>/r9k/

>>5499757
Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard

>>5499757
The gummi blobs have the same color like Viagra. Viagra is made by Pfizer. Coincidence?

>>5499848
This board is called Shit 4chan Says. Lots of people on 4chan love to talk about their dicks. Therefore anything dick related is some shit that 4chan says

>>5499875
Have you not noticed that the shape around the number 4 is the same shape as a viagra pill?

>>5499978
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

I sit.

>>5499999
Quints confirm my Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

Penis is dirigible

>>5499999
Where do you sit?

>>5499848
don't be mean to broke benis man

>>5500172
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

>>5500177
checked

>>5500172
my benis isn't completely broken just damaged

>>5500432
This is your last warning buddy

>>5500434
What are you gonna do, bitch? My dick's already numb, I got nothing to lose.

>>5500446
That's it, you're out of here

>>5500463
You can't do shit to me.

>>5500466
Your IP address has already been reported to the BDAA (Broken Dick Association of America)

>>5500475
Good, maybe they can help me seek treatment.

>>5500480
They're in charge of murdering everyone with a broken dick

>>5500484
Thank god. You've done me a great service. How can I ever repay you? Besides leaving this board of course. :^)

>>5500488
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

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>>5500446
Y-You know if you can't get full pleasure from your broke benis y-you might get a better experience from dressing up in a frilly dress and stimulating your prostrate through your virgin boypussy

>>5500561
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

>>5500569
69 lol nice

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>>5499757
sometimes my penis gets so hard, i rip the skin!

>>5499984
You are fucking right. This is subliminal advertisement - we discovered a conspiracy.

>>5500599
lol your penis is not completely hard and fully rigid

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>>5500599
dubs, lole.
>>5500655
DUBS; LOLE!

>>5500561
Not a day passes without me considering that. Sadly, I look to masculine.
>>5500599
Nice dubs but how is it subliminal when there is clearly a viagra pill on the sign and how is it a conspiracy when pfizer makes viagra in the first place