Scrubmaster's Great Fignewton Guide

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>>5435795

Your fortune: Good Luck

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1 - Always be kind to other posters, no matter what they say. This will encourage other

posters to do the same. :^)
2 - Always check and congratulate other poster on their dubs and other repeating digits.

(Leaving dubs unchecked is murder) :^)
3 - Always check your privilege before posting. :^)
4 - Remember to have fun, [s4s] is a funposting board. :^)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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5 - If you see a post by a palm tree man, (Ex. "Le purple palm tree man", "mot") analyze their post and make sure they have checked their privilege / fortune. Palm tree men are chalk full of unchecked privilege and must be corrected if they forget to check it. :-)
6 - If a thread is stickied, remember to drop by and give it a sticky bump. :-)
7 - If you see a poster using foul language, remind them to check their privilege. If the poster does not stop, direct them to their proper board (>>>/b/). :-)
8 - Remember to give a kind word of recognition to anyone who has posted OC. (Ex. "Nice OC!, it's nice to see someone using mine!") :-)

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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9 - Topkek is an important part of our culture and should be respected.
10 - Never post, or post in roll threads. There could be dire consequences. (Purple palm tree bam!)
11 - >dubs, nice
12 - Never post anything vulgar or crude (3DPD, gore). [s4s] is a family-friendly board!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>5435800
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Nice dubs.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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13 - Ignore /b/ posters, do not respond to /b/ posters. (Unless directing them to their proper board or checking digits)
14 - If possible, contribute to the Weekly Peek, Weekly Poke, and other newspapers, they need help!
15 - Ignore imposters. If you don't give them attention, they will leave.
16 - If you see a first time poster, welcome them to the board with kindness and direct them to these suggestions so that they may learn our culture. :^)

Your fortune: Average Luck

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17 - If possible, take part in [s4s] events such as Nice Radio and Flockdraw! These are very fun and help you connect with other posters. :^)
18 - Always get repeating digits for [s4s]. :^)
19 - Never post ponies, but respect those who enjoy them.
20 - [s4s] is property of Gippo Dudee, kindly fuck off.
21 - Patrick Batemen is a god.
22 - >dubs, nice

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>>5435812
u forgot ur fortune, bby

Your fortune: Average Luck

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-Tips-
Word replacements:
"f*g" - fig
"fu*k" - fug
"newf*g" - fig newton
"b*tch" - doge

1: Ask for a mustache grooming guide if you don't have one (everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them?)
2: >prussia will never exist again ;_;
3: Tunnel snakes rule!
4: who are you quoting?
5: "gamecube is the best system"
6: type #fortue in the name field to get your fortune
7: >saging [s4s]
8: dont touch my menes...
9: epic :^) simply epic!
10: use emoticons :^)
11: >dubs, nice

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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That concludes my suggestions and tips, I hope this will help the new posters of our board! :^^)


*Original Sticky by the great namefig scrubmaster.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5435813
i maked a few mistakes xD

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>5435820
It's all good. [s4s] needs more cultural enrichment threads. Thnx for this blast from the past.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>5436112

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can tanks honk?

thanks for take the time

(this is actually me btw)

>>5436166
nice dubs is it really you captain kek?!?!

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>>5436178
yea but i dont think i could prove it right now unless this young kek with fishe would suffice

>>5436183
i accept your ebidence cos theirs no other image lig this on the archiv! howe have u been captain kek? jobe ben treating u well?

>>5436188
dubs ben treating u well?

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Shitposting reposts is all this boards for.

>>5436355
nice dubs weird opinion

>>5436362
You tell me what you use this board for before you call me names.

>>5436379
dubs etc

gud advic i read it

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>>5436395

JEJ

>>5436791
nodoka............

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im lukin fir gold.........lol

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>>5436791
im a gommunist

And find this funny :DDDDD

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>>5436885
XD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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worst thing about this board is how hard all you little faggot circlejerking shitheads try to "fit in" with your endless fucking anime spam "memes" and pretending to be nice absolutely the most cringe board, even worse than bronies, kill yourselves

>>5436949
The views and opinions expressed ITP are not those of the collective community of [s4s] and do not reflect on the values we strive to emulate as a whole. We at [s4s] do not condone the alienating and disparaging usage of slurs whether intentional or not especially ones that are specifically belittling to various minority groups, it is of grave importance that our threads in the future more accurately reflect the peaceful, charitable, and welcoming atmosphere of our fine board.

Please consider >>>/b/ if this is of any negative consequence to your pleasure.

Thank you and have a nice day.

>>5436949
hah trigert

>>5436949
>kill yourselves
stopped reading right there famalam

>>5437835
same

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>>5436839
I made a twitter just so you know.

>>5438217
[s4s] is never coming back is it...

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>5438226
What do you mean we're posting on it rn. Other minds exist that's something your going to have to deal with. If you don't like something you see here then be the change you want. Don't let this place influence what you like, post what you like so we can get mk ultraed into liking what you like.

This is me and I'm an anime, deal w/it

>>5438240
thing is buddy i cant even

literally shaking right now

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posting ded meme

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>>5438252
You're almost there.
Ganbatte~<3

just delete it, there's really no way of fixing it

blamp

>>5436188
I dont have a job right now, they stepped on my principles so i turneds em loose

>>5440240
uh oh! what did they do? are you safe? are you well?

>>5440246
yes, i am actually back in MD, currently camped on the floor of the same room I was in when the board was young. There are remnants of those days about.

I dont have the motivation to tell that whole story right now, I am safe and well enough I suppose. My only plan right now consists of coming up with a plan.

>>5440389
I hope you have the time to share the whole story soone. I'm interested! I'm glade ur well :)

also btw if u have time you should check in to [s4s] tommorwe. i heard from a reliablel source that theirs gonna b a nice radio show!

>>5436166
>>5436183
>>5440240
>>5440389
YOUR GAY

>>5440677
you got dubs! :^)

>>5441203
lel it it luk lig bowser

Can a new motherbrother get a dang hug over here :D