i want fucking gf!!!!!!!! this is not a funpost!!!!!! i want gf!!!!!

>>5310511
u got dubs nice

fkcu anime anuse

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

[s4s] matchmaking and dating service

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rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am a very lonely boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why is everyone mean to me!!!!!!!!

A 3D gf? Why?

>>5310536
because i'm lonely and sad!!!!!

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>>5310542
Plz gill urself.

>>5310547
i mean
i might

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SKRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5310511
Go back ta r9k loser this is a mean board

>>5310550
no anon
anime grils are more than enough
please continue living

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tfw u faled life lole

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>>5310511
*** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 3 seconds or you will be killed
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when i see a cute anime girl i honestly just get mad

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>>5310623
You know where you need to go.
>>>/r9k/

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>>5310623
Just buy a dakimakura and some fake vaginas if your hand isn't good enough. That's all you need, really.

>>5310625
i dont want it!!!!!!!!

>>5310626
I wanna get dakimakura but too poor :^(

>>5310652
if you have a pillow i can buy you a case if you want tbhq

>>5310667
if you dont have a pillow you can just put some rocks or masses of cotton balls in there also

keep whining about it and acting like a baby, girls find that really sexy

>>5310652
Go without food or something else for a while
I'm sure there's some way you can gradually save money

>>5310518
this service suxx
you only find girls(mail) paedo files and the occasional dyke
yuck

>>5310693
yeah im pretty sure they're on here on s4s reading this

>>5310693
Jellysquish likes whiny boys.

>>5310583
haha lole

>>5310588
*** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 3 seconds or you will be killed
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fuck you rudeposter

>>5310511
you will die alone

>Op's fortune: he will die alone

they call me mister swagga
i stab qts with my dagga (my penis btw)

>>5310511
but they are no good, anon, trust me
there are no good things that you will get by acquiring a gf
except sex, ofc, but even here they are inferior to 2D, my friend

>>5311487
girls are cool and nice

>>5311489
they are until ultimatums start happening

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>>5311489
if they are imaginary then yes

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>>5311489
if they are 2D then yes

I'm a loser myself and even I feel secondhand embarrassment for you all.

>>5311520
i feel firsthand embarrassment for your secondhand embarrassment.

>>5311523
But anon I never had a reality break where I convinced myself playing pretend is better than being alone.

That's why you're all so imbalanced.

>>5311527
How dare you.

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>>5311520
i feel firsthand embarrassment for your being a loser

Each GF has a preset list of abilities they can learn, but through certain items, the GF can learn additional abilities and forget those that were previously learned. A total of twenty-two abilities can be learned.

Each GF possesses special characteristics and can appear in multiple different forms as mighty autonomous energy bodies. GFs exist in specific energy fields and can reside within objects and living organisms.

When a GF is junctioned to a human, two kinds of beings are brought together, and if the junctioner possesses a comparable consciousness, the GF will lose its solid form and can only manifest for limited periods of time. GFs are known for giving superhuman strength and enhancing the users' body functions.