any tips on masturbating with my penis?
Yes do u have garbage disposal?
>>5277924
Tie a rope to it and superglue it to ur head and then jump off a building you will become spiderman
>>5277937
my penis cannot reach my head
>>5277924
masderbad wid benis insded XDDDDD
:DD
>>5277924
Stroke it
>>5277924
Think of cats
>>5277924
Pull on the foreskin
>>5277924
Don't.
smash that mother fucking light
>>5277924
touch it while fantasizing about performing the sexual intercoituse with a shaved gorilla
i have autism
Lube up the mouth piece your bong
have you tried getting dubs?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
subs are better fag
>>5277924
7 gallons of vaseline
Get a batman mask and a noose, choke yourself out and when your about to pass out you cum