Introducing

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>>5226212
This le monkey meme is going to be subject to purging and pealing.

Prepare to die shit lord.

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>>5226219
Are you asking or telling?

i took the hit that i was given
then i bumped again

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WHAT'S UP FAGS

>>5227098
emma pls

many men
many many many many men

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

emnaaaaaa bby

>>5227187
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/FROGFU%20BABY/image/gvimaKbVjkgcUcngYALV1w/

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>>5227192

>>5227187
>87
that's a Fore!

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>>5227203
watson is bunk. buuuuunk

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lmoa

>>5227255
W--WHO WRITE DAT

>>5227282
Barneyfag 2.0

is this nigga banned or something lol

>>5227320
Which one is the frog? Did they voice a frog in an animated film or repost an old meme on twitter or something?

>>5227325
AHAHAHAHA o man i laft

>>5227255
I CHECKED YOUR DUBS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5754-P8Avs
rogan hammerin the outrage brigade

jazzhands

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>I wrote it so it's true

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>70 Years old

>>5227499
h'HAA A A A A A

shall we begin ?

>>5227564
whhat

>>5227568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye_iob2MwGw

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>>5227617
where do you find these hecking images

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>>5227713
nother mochi thread

>>5227743
that'll prob wait until AT THE LEAST another half-decade.
i'll be wearing a dirty jacket and bring a cheap plastic cup to drink out of instead of their fancy champagne glasses.

i licht winot before he proved himself ! ! !
meeeeeeeee

>>5227755
yeah, how's that andrew garfielf edit vid doing for ya?

>>5227499
>>5227755
I CHECKED YOUR DUBS!

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>>5227761
not enuf!!! more
mraooooooure

'the f*ck else is happnen. did we scare mochi mane away?... i fear we scared mochi mane away with this silly stuff. pls give us another chance, soda mechin mane . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aMexypkD3E

>>5227789
why am i watchen thiiiis braaaaough
~naueseouse queasey swayen burpen hiccup~

'the hell else is up
what did ur gram-mama do that was vengeful

>>5227801
get my brother to move

>>5227803
oh..... heh....... awwww
would u have rather he stayed?

>>5227804
i don't know.
i was pretty terrible/annoying to him though.

>>5227806
YEAH?????? LOL HOW

>>5227810
dealing with my boss-around crap while he was too limp and scared to do anything to me.
he's older than me btw.

>>5227818
OHHHHHHH.....
OHHHHHH so you live with STEP dad then ....

>>5227819
reverse.

oh no wait no right no that's not right scratch that

>>5227822
yeh. yeh HUH
i wonder where winot goes to learn movy
full sail???? polk state??????? polk community??? martin , orange ??????

wat ever
too much sparlek & winot & not enough monchy mane if im gonna step back be honest here

mochi mane really BALANCES us all out. gosh bless mochi mane.

>>5227827
you guys don't post enough when i'm gone

>>5227829
AHAHAHA
i figured the opposite . . .

dont post enough when he's gone huh...
gosh i am racking my brain triny figure out wat makes mochi mane TIC.. but he only proffers vague answers . . . sometimes i just don't know what to do with this goddamn primate anymore . . .

winot CLAMMED up there huh? HAH winot really CLAMMED up once i PIN pointed his general vicinity & likely his actual real-life place of scholasticism. i got his NUMBA (colloquial usage. it's an expression, to "got (a) numba" means to have somethin or someone's m.o. figured out. if i had winot's literal number i'd deffly call :] )

i suppose these threads are more satisfying (for me) when i blab on. just keep blabbin and something eventually sticks. or it doesn't. either way i can go back & smile silently at what i wrote a month, two months ago, and how people reacted, or didn't. story of this board, is it not? nvm dont answer if u dont want i dont care ! !

>>5227848
You're gonna die though.

polk p'polk polk. i had polk speakers put into my old car. they were prets dope. no woofer tho. i'm thinkina replacing the stereo in my new car (not "NEW" its not actually NEW but im not bout to LEASE like a SUCKER). i definitely wanna get a woofer in that bad boy ... i still have the old receiver , best buy guys can just pop that in there when they switch out the speakz
>>5227850
'the fuck does that mean? calm down winot i'm not malevolent i'm just fascinated by your mythos. gosh winot got legit upset huh, sheesh, take it easy brosef i am not trying to be hostile! i know it is jarring to have someone name your county but counties are big ! take it easy we will all float on al-right al-ready!

wonder if winot has friends at school... networking is half the battle my man u gotta get out there. no man is an island , as they say . . .

heh when i blab i tend to foster hostility, why is that. i am not being rude, i made a resolution to not be rude once i got my 4chan pass. that is-- unless i deem it necessary. but im tryin. im givin nice a shot & it feels great.

'tseasier to go stream-of-consciousness without that headache of a captcha tho. the thing would want me to solve like six puzzles before it let me post.

>>5227857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYVnraY8ZDs

>>5227863
ok yea that's the point i figured you were making but why bring that shit up, why. why, i know, my post didn't even lend itself to that response. i know my man, yea i got a long-ass while so i'm good. i'm good for now dude. thanks. thanks don't come at me with that crap. so rude. so unnecessarily rude

k im FIRED up now. i am officially FIRED up. i am PERTURBED by the turn this fellow is forcing the conversation to take. save us mochi mane !

didn't get all the snow they were hyping, so .. that's nice . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw

>>5227868
pf lol STOP lol WHAT is this, no . no stop with this. if u werent such a embryo u wood post dope movy clips & stuff but it seems u prefer diaperboy crap. big oll doodie in a diaper crap baby plaything with drool congealing on it. no. no that's all wrong. i must cleanse my palate. we must all cleanse our palates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tudvX9Jml4

fucken embryos man, when will they learn . . .

>>5227873
no one here cares about movie clips

lotta ideas in this post, disorganized... i gotta do a rewrite.. REWRIIIIITE

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boo me

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>>5227877
sure but, this is mochi thread. anything goes. we are insulated from the bigger picture of the board with soda at the helm. movy clips would be a dope addition to thread of introducings. that's the kinda atmosphere i wanna foster. i expect mr movy mechin mane to post movy excerpts, but i get this slow drip of kids cartoon ditties, like why. WHY

i remember when mochi mane said "i dunno [redacted] it's like, I can't be your cultural ambassador, you need to start finding things for yourself ", but he only said that because i BEGGED him for more quality content. cause it EXUDES from his pores. he can't help it. we could both learn a few things from mochi mane but i just expected to learn more from YOU, winot! YOU dammit!

>>5227887
boo you cause you're a PRETENDER. a FRAUD. a PHONY. gosh you LEECH i couldn't STAND to PRETEND to be ANYONE for even a MOMENT, SHAME. SHAME on u

>>5227898
about 1/3 of that post was me pretending to be Kel Mitchell for my entire lifetime.

>>5227904
oh wait, it's m kitchell.
Kel Mitchell is the guy from Nickelodeon

>>5227907
hah. right. which post though. which goddamn post. you're not CLEAR with your words my dude. you are not CLEAR nothing is CLEAR with you, i feel STUPID for requesting clarification but it's NOT me, it's YOU. WHAT post, the THREE word post? one word of the THREE-WORD post was you pretending to be him, "for your entire lifetime"? like WHAT does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. i was at a charity event with kenan thompson b*tch u werent

fuuuuuuck monky i want answers. i suppose my craving for knowledge when it comes to monky is borne out of winot's INABILITY to EXPLICATE his thoughts in a straightforward way. . .

>>5227910
forget it cade, it's a shitpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc2-lw6P2ow

>>5227915
dont fucken call me that dude it's not my NAME i NEVER called myself that, that is NOT my name. THANKS, THANKS for the movy clip, 'tsnot like i coulda GUESSED it would be from this movie before it was from anything else, rite? yea. yea it is a sh*tpost but it coulda been a BETTER shitpost if it made just a LITTLE more sense. a THIRD of the post was you pretending to be kitchell ..? why not just say THE POST, the WHOLE post.. and then to confuse matters further you add "for my ENTIRE LIFETIME"... like WHAT ugh

whatever i just wanna type. im just wantin-a type at this point

she's so damn red. fucking judd apatow, telling her to make her hair red. "make your hair red" and just leaves the fucking room. and now we all have to suffer with that poor choice. damn jew

lol she funney. she funney there dang she senxey. i feel like some scenes are pure fap fodder. there wasn't much to that scene at all, it was basically fap fodder. light chuckle in theatres followed by a couple hundred years of randos replaying it on repeat & jerkin their stiffings

you didn't see the movy though

not consecutive years, collective years

>>5227936
yea no im sure there's more to it, im just referring to that scene. cause i said "THAT SCENE", remember? remember how in that post before yours i said "THAT SCENE"? yea that's what i was talking about. gosh

i just-- i dont have the PATIENCE for this kid sometimes

i don't have the patience to bother making a proper psot

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emlyyyyyyy have my babies they wont be brown like winot's lol

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>>5227941
makes a WHOOOO-HO-HOOOLE lotta sense

i'm not brown

From listening to records I just knew what to do
I mainly taught myself
And, you know, I did pretty well
Except there were a few mistakes
But um, that I made, uh
That I've just recently cleared up
And I'd like to just continue to be able to express myself
As best as I can with this instrument
And I feel like i have a lot of work to do
Still, I'm a student - of the drums
And I'm also a teacher of the drums too

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it's not like im requesting some sorta treatise from winot i just want his posts to make SENSE.
>>5227822
like this, what does REVERSE mean, why not just LAY IT ALL OUT, REVERSE could mean FOUR different things in this scenario g*dd*mmit

>>5227946
AHAHAHAHA he just KNEW!~ just KNEW what to do ! erm , erm i made mistakes at first but then i practiced more and so i didn't make as many mistakes later on, i just wanna express "EXPRESS" myself like every fricken 7 year old that plays the keyboard. could there be a LAMER quote to put in your song? doubt it...

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>>5227945
AHAHAHAHA i can always predict when u will defend urself against a claim. u told me ur famley was spinach dude and ive seen enough brown ppl's extended fingers to know that their knuckle skin gets dark when it scrunches up!

>>5227950
you are wrong.

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have my FUCKING babies you slut

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>>5227951
alrite well you told me your family was spinach and im pretty sure you werent lying. you said you went to spinach church, why would white people go to spinach church? why. ok you're not a hundred percent mexican or brazilian or whatever but it's in your blood my dude!
emma fricks JEWS, NOT spinach noggos

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fucking sexy ass bitch

>>5227952
thank goodness youre a musician though
i'm ahead of you in the probability scale

did i ask you to zip up your emma collection & mega it to me? i know you won't but i suppose it doesn't hurt to put it out there.

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>>5227961
HAAAAAAH so you admit you are brown then. damn your insecurity is showing. yes i suppose since you desire to enter her industry that you have a better chance of getting a selfy with her or whatever. yea grats my dude. except the "probability scale" is a bitch, in that it doesn't cater to people who half-ass their craft like you do .

look at this slut. my god what a total slut

gettin stuff GOIN rite about now mwhahahah i am so much more POWERFUL with these newfound 4chan pass powers! ! !

winot's next replie: you're wrong
lol no details just "you're wrong".
eyes his ponie doll on the fucken tv cabinet & silently doubts himself...

>>5227969
you got everything wrong in that post fren

i mean it's good to be optimistic but you have to literally shit reels of film if you expect to walk down the red carpet. unless you're gonna elliot-rodgers it and tag along with your relative w/ connections

>>5227973
lol nailedem. i doubt it my dude. you're just-- you don't have that fire in your belly. i don't see it. it's only a funny meme to put your memename in the oscars logo because you are such a bad example of someone that's supposedly gonna make something happen. so it's just funny. stand up walk around once in a while or you're gonna get blood clots in your legs from sitting indian style on your mattress all day

damn i said i woont be mean. why do i have to be mean. how many times have i built myself up on this board? and i can't let winot defend himself? i am such a douche.. incidentally i'm in the right tho that's what makes it entertaining

i kinda just wanna fall asleep now though

>>5227983
yea i bet. lol yea i bet u do. dont blame u. yea just fall asleep let the worries wash away. let all this blow over.

>>5227973
and what is "EVERYTHING" what "EVERYTHING", what does that mean, the 'better chance' thing is what u were saying. that's exactly what u were saying, i was reiterating your point. wasn't that your point ? gosh. gosh dammit im correctin this n*gga now why even bother

winot does not like being called brown. he REALLY does not like being called brown even tho i saw it in his fingers and he told me his famley is brown ! like wow ok u are lite-skinned white-passing brown person, like wow ok i get it, brasiliens like to call themselves white, sure, sure white hispanic watever, still hispanic!

i never said famley is brown

someone's gotta tell the autists that obsession doesn't translate into tangible success. someone's gotta knock their doors down and really lay it all out strait. be like.. listen.. bud... u know how hard that n*gga workt 2 get where he is? u kno wat that n*gga was doin at twelve years old? not studying video game history, that's for sure...

>>5228002
Oh, you're too smart for me, Professor. All I know is, nobody wants to die.

now-- actually.. addendum.. ADDENDUM, yes, yes obsession does translate. it does translate when it's not 'imma sit down for two hrs & watch more-a these so the fellow boardgoers don't call me a pleb', that's the thing, it's misguided, misguided silliness ! i suppose living in the vicinity of universal studios can mess with a kid's head. bet there are two dozen more impressive aspiring [redacted] within a two-mile radius of [redacted]

>>5228007
yea sure thing dudesef. Suuu-hu-huure thing my man play it cool play it coy. gosh how many people like this get crushed under the weight of their best-laid plains? a whole hell of a lot. a whole big meaty chunk of the pie.

why am i rude WHY am i being rude ! i suppose it is because i am not getting enough out of this relationship! we wood always bicker & now it feels more like it used to be. but i do not like it... i do not like it one bit ... ok i kinda like it.. i just wish i could hang out with winot god dammit

maybe stop saying i'm brown

n*gga calls me a "musician" like n*gga wat. like wat, i go & play the tuba in a marching band or somethign? lol i got an electric-acoustic setup at weddings & shit? musician? na.. na im interdisciplinary my dude. why even inform him WHY! the subtlety escapes him every time !

>>5228020
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
why is that so OFFENSIVE? you have "SPANIC" family you say. you say you have "SPANIC" family so i assume at least one of your parents is "SPANIC".

also what's the "then what" to that? maybe stop saying you're brown and then what?

why do you care so much about the format of the posts on a thread i'm so zoned out of.

i give this kid too much credit. this site is a great equalizer. every post appears in the exact same box with the exact same format. so any old fellow to type any old thing he wants, completely stripped of the context that real life affords a communique...

>>5228025
woa... mint:blone. i explicity referred to the format of posts in the post after your post. what do you mean the format of the posts? what do you even MEAN
this is what im TALKING about
and we're supposed to believe this guy can cohere a plotline in some sorta meaningful way

doesn't count when it takes 10 seconds to tpye a post

anyway ANYWAY i dont even care I DONT CARE ! ! ! how did this start.. ~scrolles up~ ah yes i told you to stop postin BABBYTIME bullsh*t ... seems like it really started when i asked where u got skol . . .

more like the emma thing

i mean ... "count", what's "count" anyway. yes no it doesn't strictly "count" but you can tell a lot about a person from the way they communicate! insert joke about my ridic misspellings & neologisms heh. but -- idk. i just.., u just gotta FOCUS, u are not FOCUSED u are BRONY and u are still VIDEO gaming & stuff its like how does someone like that step out of the matrix to make something truly memorable? i like to believe it could happen . . . maybe it could happen

not brony, barely care about video games anymore.

>>5228037
AHAHA what about her ! wat about her !

>>5228041
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA so defensive ! ! so utterly defensive ! ! ! NOT BRONY??? AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA WHAT? all of a sudden "NOT BRONY"... eeeeeh too much has transpired for you to backtrack on that, methinks. u subscribed to a whole bunch of video gamers and video gaming playlists... half your videos are video game controllers you ordered... why are they not field mics & sh*t? cause your HEART'S not in it. you like feeling of watching movy. mechin em, ehhhhhhh can wait til another day. . .

gosh why am i SO RUDE ! ! ! 4chan pass was horbel idea ... HORBEL idea !!! !! !

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fucken cockslap u slut

do I have to write a stupid book about me so you know can understand my inner workings without misconstruing my backstory and intermittent habits as my complete life.

>>5228052
AHAHAHAHAHA that'd be nice. yea im sure your "inner workings" totally explain away everything you've represented while you've been here. yea just a couple chapters about the "way you think" and it'll be all cleared up. im sure that book would be a little stupid..... just a little bit. "intermittent habits" oh god i got this guy up against the ropes but i just dont wanna let go

ok NO more rude sparlek that's ENOUGH... ENOUGH sparlek , u LOVE winot remember? SNAP outta it !

... as if habits are "intermittent" , rite? yea. yea alrite like-- yea SO wat, i have an "intermittent habit" of jackin it to pone poon & pasting pastas that i would have a hard time writing myself & rephrasing sparlek's comments on Reddit and passing them off as my own THOUGSH & fucken with ppl creating confusion on letterbox general instead of having conversations & using the forum to its full potential yea no all that?????? all that is NOT me and does not represent my inner workings @ alllllll ! ! !

i totally just blew it... things will never be the same... damn 4chan pass . . . i made enough winot o.c. for him to know that i genuinely like em tho... i just.. i wanteda type & winot was here so i started typin things about winot... that's all that was...

yeah this is gonna hurt
i hastily throw together posts while half-asleep and then sparkles legit gauges them as indicative of everything. gotta be careful with autismo.

it was like coaxing a baby lamb over to feed from your hand. i had to be so gentle and kind to get anything outta winot.. and i finally was, i was getting things outta winot... and i did not plan to turn rude again, in fact i thought gee that would not be good if i turned rude to winot again after how much he has opened up to me.. but its like-- i wasnt GETTING enough.. wince gimmy da selfy

no (You)'s to my post.
probably raging this very moment because i called him autismo.
yeah i already know how his response is gonna play out

>>5228068
OOH got me???? na. na didn't @ all. half asleep cause your body expects to snooze at any moment when you're sitting on a frickin BED. careful with YOUR autismo my dude. im a neurotypical genius, have i said that before? heh .. your 'condition' is what ensnares you.. your posting habits are indicative of SOMETHIN that's for sure. ADHD, anxiety, autism, can't really make up minds. at this point it's laughable for you to try @ pin it on being "tired" because it's so all-encompassing & never changes. you are certainly a little "touched" and you know it !

>>5228072
doesn't make a difference to me ma dude !
doesn't hurt because now we all know you are legitimately damaged & i know the glorious truth about MINE own self! ! !

don't gotta go third-person brosef! why refer to me in the third person ma dude?? lol we're havin a chat here ma man, no need to whisper somethin on the sidelines! no one's listenin but me & ya know it !

maybe ya don't know it. that's the most grave notion of all, is that creeping lack of self-awareness on winot's part...

anyway,... 'the hell else is up

this mochi thread is obvs ruined ..

>>5228087
god damn it shut up, you know nothing.

why do u even come to monky thread, why. we know it's cause of me. you can play it off like it isn't, but it is! so yknow why not just heck off then! because it's about the principle. original spicesack monkey is ugly, john oliver is a genius, coffee meme is funny, you're just a contrarian. an oppositional-defiant dunderhead. screw outta monkey thread if you do not desire confrontation !

>>5228093
AHAHAHAHAHA OH INTERESTING??????? the least substantive post is met with the supposition that i "know nothing"? so you're perfectly self aware then. you totally know how botlike & plain-as-yogurt you come across, then? if you were truly self aware i doubt you'd keep posting the way you do. gotta go deeper...

if only his classmates knew that the "kid who didn't talk" in middle school was trying to defend himself on a hawaiian canoe rental sign in sheet years later . . . they probably wouldn't be surprised, would they?

oh yea lookit that it did kinda start with emley. i suppose there was a bit of cognitive dissonance, seeing emley in MY posts while i talkt crap. poor winot all he cood really say was "autosem". like "oh this one's gonna sting: autosem" lol...... lol please. i don't take it personally like you can't help but do . . .

alright monkey DEFINITELY knows too much now AHAHAHHAHAHA o man... o man i laft

probly still carried over that "GNA PROVE EM WRONG" mentality from when he was left voiceless & defenseless in his formative years. like he genuinely still believes that even though he's not on track to do that ....... an interesting peek into the human psyche .........

alrite...... bye 4 now
i wish this part dint happen if ya wanna know tha truth :/

i guess he deserved it. he sorta deserved it. not like it "landed" or anything but after all the inciting he's done it's about rite that it came back to em. it hurts me to think that winot actually read some of these rude posts ...... i am hurt. i have hurt myself ..... i feel bad..... luv u winot ....... its a luv/h8 rel8tionship w/ me 8 winot... lole

>>5228117
brosef u can address me dude i doubt anyone will read all this sh*t lol who u talkin to?? (me obvs) 'didn't do a thing', story of ur life. 'thingken mayby ill start talken actually no i'll wait it out for another couple years til im in hiskool.' the few things i do know, wellllll, they don't bode well! like why don't you have a damn desk ! 'the fuck ! you're just playing the mystery card. 'yeah i didnt go revealing anything cause that takes the mystery away & then i expose my hand as being relatively unimpressive'. big whoop you submitted your film to blah-de-doo-dee-blah. big whoop one-a your teachers did a blah-dee-bloop for blem-brendep-berb. stay starry eyed, my dude, but i have my doubts. so does ya mum

>>5228117
delted in disgrace

>>5228134
making crap up again about me as usual.
playing silent was a gigantic mistake and i've not submitted anything to anyone.

i am such a fucken dickwad .......

>>5228142
haaaaaaah, the most embarrassing part is actually true, though, cause you told me. the rest is called c o n j e c t u r e. i didn't impose some false reality on you. anyone [non-autosem] reading that could tell that i wasn't literally claiming that you did those things. i was making a larger statement. damn u a little slow there's no doubt in my mind . . .

>making crap up again about me as usual.
AWWWWWWW
there's something so AWW about this . . .

>>5228154
Dude, can't I just be a dumb kid.

whatever .. god how can i back track from all that ? ... sometimes i think the only reason i like winot is because he used to paste my posts. so it's sorta like falling in love with your own reflection. but i like to think i took a fancy to him independent of all that... whatevs my man... do yo thang... u kewl..... u alrite... pls zip ur emmas & mega them to me thank u [email protected]

>>5228163
AWWWWWWWWWWW
AWWWWWWWWW
yeh i get that

i am such an a-hole i cant even believe it i need a slap across the goddamn face
why do i have to crush the animating human spirit of creation
fuck FUCK

my ONE friend , the ONE guy that i thought the other day was one of my favorite posters ever, i just totally BLEW it and was the biggest butthole ever. oh well.. hasn't been two weeks since last time i did something like this though. i need to...
s o r t m y s e l f o u t

not ONE friend, i also consider monchi mane a valuable forum-friend. then maybe ruse cade. and then maybe g8rh8r although i'm more of an admirer from the sidelines when it comes to him

thats it....... from this thread forward, imma change my ways.
i THOUGHT i had already done that but apparently not
the lack of captcha got me giddy & got me sayin crap that i should not have said
i need to accept winnen despite all the things he does that i do not care for . . .
i am a sinner, whos probly gonna sin again...
lord 4give me, things i dont understand... sometimes i need to be alone . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF8aaTu2kg0
d*mn that jam is so fucken c h o i c e

ive been savin monky threads but i just want this one to disappear forever.......

I wish I could go back to Pre-K

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fucken nut inside this [redacted]

>>5228199
why's that

>>5228210
life was so simpler back then.

>>5228211
...that's it?

hm
why would anyone say that...

delet threaddddd
delettttttttttt

mochi go away i cannot stand to see your doop drop open mouth face any more

i guess this doesnt change much...
we've had spats like this before
i just need to do the rite thing going forward .......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWI4_Oe-Qbs

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make it staaaaaaroughp

sage or bump

oooooooh soda...........
you're a real enigma, you know that, soda?

fucken soda, man. . . .

just delet this thread, mr archive mane .....
just delet this thread from the face of the earth
thank u !

hm.. cocaine..
one a my pals has been snapping me lines of coke lately
cant help but roll my eyes
'the fucks he doin
it's like knock it off bro

like every other weekend this kid's snortin coke.
'the hell

'o yea my gf's friend gets coke from blaah so --
that's ... that's not a GOOD reason my man.
knock it off dude i care aboutcha

forget everything, fappening part 2 is on

>>5228263
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>5228263
false alarm . . . . LINK ? ?

>>5227136
wish death upon me
lord I don't cry no more

>>5228263
leeeeeenschke lenchke lenchke ~starants chant~ LINCK LINCK

>>5228267
AHAHAHAHA YES !
WELCOME TO MONCHY THREAD! ! !

>>5228268
>>>/b/

>>5228270
>>>/b/725560391
h'haaaaaaaaaa

i've had sex fantasies about him

captchas were the only thing keeping me sane ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8051Hipbmmw

monky monky go away come again another day

fuuuuuuuuuuk mochy sallow scrotum et cetera

SHIT DICK FUCK SHIT licking ass this fucking monkey SODA is in my asshole licking clean the dung. or whatever food he finds. he is not fit to drink anything except my excrement he is fucking dick monkey stupid cousin fucker ill [redacted] every last Soda if its the last thing i do

In America, they made a mockery of what is actual culture. Saturdays are nonsense.
Actors posing as low-lives mumble over the microphone: blurting the same subliminal nonsense we heard about the closet f*ggot who f*cked a priest behind the scenes and hit a hobo to death by car.
One pedestaled wife's sex magick orgy and all of these cucked apes are in on it.
Culture is supposed to raise us up with pride & unity rooted in history & tradition.
The ugly-faced great grandchildren of freed slaves are trampling on upstanding culture.
Aesthetic marble statues, gorgeous photo-realistic paintings, such was the pinnacle of high culture.
High culture is hardly accessible anymore. they've created a matrix of debt for you & your trend-hopping impressionable autistic kids to indulge in.
These degenerates are shrieking memetic algorithms over the Double++Good airwaves as we speak.
It is very disgusting and it needs to end soon [Whatever IT is].
We explored the urban ethnic route and it takes humanity nowhere fast.
Today's top DJ's are almost all white, I did not see a single black person on it.
DJs are the ones who make the music btw. Paris Hilton is one of them.

>>5228211
It IS so much more. So, so, SO much MORE. It's like traversing the lands of Castlevania with Simon Belmont. Tetris blocks falling every which way. These days were inconceivable back then. Simpler times indeed.

>>5228270
This is really happening. You just made this post, and I'm currently typing this post in response to your post. We live in a reactive environment. Who can say for sure if this is the final level of reality though. I assume we're seven levels deep, but I have no way to confirm this suspicion. All I can do is patiently wait until the day that Morpheus saves me from the matrix with Trinity and we go and fight Agent Smith in Zion and robots and fighting

>>5228291
We hare here in this manufactured world. Here floating along the iuniverse. With le monky, and person who hates le monky. We are here and we are tehre. We are everywhere. I feel as though we are like air. Like A feeling. Just here in this world. It's now. It's the future. It's the future that we ere all waiting for every second anndnow it's now. I'm not crazy. This is really happening.

I'm sort of insulted that anyone thinks that these threads are about a particular poster, or are intended to arouse such a reaction. This is simply my thread that I post here and I'm posting it because I want to post it.

>>5228295
i think an important lesson to remember is that sometimes the intention is completely irrelevant to the outcome. whatever was originally intended here has surely been surpassed by the adopted meanings of those who have been impacted by these threads

>>5228284
can you just not think of any reasons for someone to keep posting this thread or do you just really want to know, thinking that ultimate truth revealing itself to you in a blaze of pure glory will turn the tides of your life and set your soul free? perhaps, but also nice dubs

i camnot believe emna chose hook by blues traveler !!!!! i can lip sync it too ! ! ! !

WELL GUYS, HERE IT IS:

>>3258367

That's what I wanted to introduce to you guys. It just took me a few extra months than expected to get all the vector curves right. Please enjoy funky monkey my brand new meme! The introducing phase is officially OVER and any future introducing threads are the work of an IMPOSTER and do not remain true to the canon of Soda the funky monkey! Thank you and ENJOY the result of more than a year of preparation!

fuccking damn SHIT monkey always going on going off going on going off to piss his time away no care in the world just Scrape Aping his way thru dungeons like literal piss monster garbage highly intoxicated highly involved highly bloody always going never seeing pissing off pissed off never breathing munker like ok 4 u little monkey get beat with a wrench get smoked like a turd omo always monkeying around 4 endless aeons timeless passage of eternity never ending munkey forever never ending forever never ending munkey always living never diing forever always doing munkey stfuf

you're so fucking smart dude. i've seen many other posters spam your shit, it's never the same dude and it's never too obvious, you use the same awesome memes and you always fuck around in paint.net putting so much thought into it. this is how you deviate from a shit meme! you have the best comedic sense, the best poster on s4s, ever since you tried to force top carrot i've loved you and you've been on s4s almost every day! i fucking love you with every ounce of my being, pleaess stay and be well just please fucking continue!

oh my god flinging shit at the monkey. holy ugh fuck trash empty trashbin into piss soaked cement cellar where cheese stank foot soda lives. sitting shitting self muck footed in the barracks of zoo life. swingin a big ol steak in the withering slit-wristed cripple's general direction & knockin him the fuck out so he can never consume it. settin soda up on a HOT-HOT date with meat-patty of a dead ape carcass. good night kiss he must chew the tongue! ragged dead primate tongue split into bits like gummy bear spritzing saliva in a nother monkeys mouth now thats teamwork

dookie dropping liquit dribblegrit in shriveled lipslit.
slaverape. such great hatred aim for apeface tastecave agape
eyes fixt on distance never glint with inner spirit.
grip-fisted pinching fissured shit-clincher and all things similar.

I wish I could go back to 03/14/17(Tue)16:04:56

>>>/tv/80431645

apeshitting thru infinite midnite. intimate listening sit-in. limericked to the tree we're timberin.

AHAHAHA thats a good 'un
d*mn im a fucken riot

introducing the fuck what. snot-nose monkey-f*ck again? crappy-ass drawing you keep frigging forcing on everybody? with that stupid dumb introducing nothing-comment? fricking holy sh*t go somewhere with the idea or seriously take a hike. had enough of this shit already. BDOYY stupid open mouth one frigging tooth hanging on for dear life dementoid ape-turd zero comments as always hate u mad much bro

i love Bruce Melvin!

intr̍͆͐ͦͯͤo̸ͮͬͬ̚d͌ͬ̄̇ͫ́̔u̴̇̑͛̈͟c̽̔̆̿͟͞ǐ̢̠͖̦͍̩͍͉̟̘͕̺͉̭͖͎̦̥͖̤ͩ̄͒ͬ̑ͧ̅̍ͭ̑ͨ͊͜͜͞n̺͔̯̫̠͎̫̻̣̣̬̣͚ͪ̊͒ͮ̊ͤ̇͛͒̀̕̕͢ͅͅg̢̡̡̻̼̦͈̥̦̖̯̲̍̿̍̒̏ͩ̔ͯ͒̓̕͠

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aaaaaaaaaaa

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>>5228335

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>>5228349

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>>>/tv/80425697
so fucking sick of these people man

>>5228352
who

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>>5228354
hack journalists

>>5228360
you're posting this one just to delete it, right?

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lol... po'boy...

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>>5228362
HAHAHAHA i should.....

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hmm

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god bless the fellow who put this together . . .

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>>5228372
this rather

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>>5228374
"i gotta do it, it's a forced meme"
looooooool o man im cracken up and im not sure why

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mousepad material

alrite . . .

*hug pillow*
at least i still got emily jean with me
night.

>>5228388
'at least' is rite

guy cant even pretend to have somethin goin lol

still love em tho
love em like a brotha

saaage SRAORUAGE!

ive contributed PLENTY to this mochi thread, i can sage all i want !

alrite alrite WRAP IT UP !
WRAP....... IT UP!
o wait no that's back it up (pendgbet)

fuck it we'll do it live

frickin thing shucks

sage saraouge

I want to make out with Bruce Melvin!

eh

hehhhhhh

I want Bruce Melvin to cockslap me!

anyway . . .

ANYWAY . .. please monky go away, things went awry this time because i could not keep my cool.

i promise to keep my cool, next time, monky, i promise........

ahhhhhh

i hope things go back to normal with me and winot tomorrow . . .
whatever normal is . . .

i want toooooooooo uhhhhhh
hold Bruce Melvin's hand

I want......
what do i want, what i really really want...

things will be different from here on out, soda, i swear to gosh .......

I hope Bruce Melvin forgets about all of this tomorrow!!!!!

i want bruce melvin to let meeeeee [redacted]

it'd be a hell of a way to blow off some steam & clear the air, i'll say that much . . .

eeeeeh

i got this genuinely retarded pothead on youtube blowin up my vids this is too fucken funny

ooh-ooh AHH-AHH

go GO AWAY MONKY sheesh youre a PERSISTENT lil ape

he thot he'd pretend to be one-a those deaf-mutes . . . (animy reference?)

eh Ah Oh WoA

polk... POLK !

mm ok good nite GOOD NITE MOCHI PLEASE go to sleep mochi lol

PLEASE bed time now mochi PLEASE

te-cum-seh

I want to spend a lazy day with Bruce Melvin!

bleeeegh

no swooping please

When I bought Crazy Taxi for a buck on Humble Bundle as part of a Sega bundle, I had high hopes for this game, as I was thinking this was going to be a video game about the events of the 1976 classic motion picture Taxi Driver, directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Robert De Niro as the titular (LOL XD) character Travis Bickle. Travis Bickle was one of the most interesting characters I've ever seen in a movie, and that was thanks to the fantastic script by Paul Schrader, and I was looking forward to seeing more of him in what I thought was to be the expansion on the great classic film.

It wasn't, but it was still ok. Would recommend getting on Emuator because no trading cards.

I want to hang out with Bruce Melvin!

I want to watch a movie with Bruce Melvin!

gah

the bepin'en

i wannaaaaaa...

the hell do i want

i wishhhh....

the hell do i wish

oh yea

i wna say sorry but i dont want winot to be like 'no need to say sorry i dont care' or somethin like that
but uhh.. yea, im sorry.... i am

we're not so different, me & winot...

i wonder what the future holds for monky threads ..........

k nite K BYE

>>5228304
i never posted this

>>5228694
h'haaaaa
I'm like 80 pct sure it was me

daylite savings's f×vken my sh×t up I'm tryina get sum shut eye but it is proving difficult at this hour...

nevermind all that sexy fox stuff , he was just tired. yknow u get tired and hastily and post sexy fox a couple hundred times...

yea I wooda removed that second and if there was a captcha. sometimes I press send by accident but the captcha used to save me. just a tired hasty mistake is all. like all that pony posting. whoops!

yknow that whole thing when u admit that u were funneled thru the same birth canal as a legitimately mentally ill person yeeh just tired hasty mistakes happens to the best of us

eeh sometimes when you're sleepy your whole post history ends up looking like a collection of other people's old irrelevant comments hastily re-worked to make sense in context, surely these types of sleepy slip-ups are not indicative of any glaring character flaws ...

thassa BAD sparlek BAD
sorry SORRY

>>5228790
to jail with you