:(

yet another frivolously stickied thread

tfw keksandra will never be real and she'll never exist so that she can love me

this sticky is

I can't say I ever literally hid a sticky before.

>>5140348
Keksandra will never sit next to you

tfw buse crowded because swaglord is on it
tfw your ledges and back hurt fgrom standing

I saw swaglord at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen corn cobs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cobs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

shit

>>5140366
sticky dubs!!

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>>5140341

Maybe she's trying to make the "greasy creep" have a better day by sitting next to him wojack..

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>>5140341
Would you sit next to a cancer?

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>>5140360
mfw swaglord voiced ed elric in the dub of fma:b.

>>5140411
nice dubs but dumb frogposter
gb2>>>/r9k/

shit

Just now

>>5140411
Maybe she just doesn't pay attention because she's on her phone.

ahahaha ebin "normies" kno r9k is cancer

>>5140880
r9k is literally detrimental to your mental health and exacerbates, caters and even enables narcissistic escapist behaviors

I'd hope it common knowledge for sensible humans to avoid the place like the plague. No sane person would subject themselves to such impotent hatred.

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>>5140437
>Tfw I just drove home on the pretty crowded nightbus (was out with a few friends) and I sat all by myself :(

I guess I look pretty intimidating with my face mask, my beanie and my eyebrowless face
At least swaglord stickied this thread out of solidarity
Upbote

freak

mayb the greasy guy is secretly father???

fortune

>>5140508
*unzips dick*

>>5140341
Le cancer man

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>>5141247
that's a pretty funny mememememememe

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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I'm sick of corn byproducts being in every conceivable food

>>5141425
how u get swaglords number???

i wish i could meme this hard ;____________;

>>5140341
why is this pinned?

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>>5141695
this is irony board

>>5141695
>pined

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>>5140348
Don't sad, comrad. Big Bubba will always doublepluslove you no-matter what, as long as you always doublepluslove Big Bubba.

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>>5140341
Nah, it's not cancer, it's just Stamper..

...story of his life...

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5141411
Stay heathy!
Checked!

>>5141278
hazy

>>5141800
hazy

>>5140341
I'd sit next to you anon

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>>5140341
OP isn't even dubs. Why sticky?

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shitpost

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"Do not worry, you are not alone"

>>5141922
SDUUUUUUBBBBBSSSS

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Chek out mai nu bigg busse

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check out my dick

>>5141278
hazy

>>5141278
hazy

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>>5140341
>greasy creep
dont judge so much :(

>>5141278
hazy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_5uh2og3yM

>>5142133
dick checked

what a queer cunt

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hey whats up guys its scarce here

>>5142406
fuck off dad

>>5142408
im here to feed you cock and chew bubblegum and im all out of bubblegum

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>>5142423
hey whats up guys its scarce here

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>>5142433
it's ok dad
please come home

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no fuck off I AM THE ONE WHO WILL CLAIM THE STICKY POST THRONE AND MY POST WILL GET ALL THE EXPOSURE

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>5140341
that tfw feel when u feel feelios

>>5140341

Why is it like that, don't they think that maybe that's the man of their life? That, maybe, starting a conversation with him will lead to a beautiful relationship?

I don't know if i should be more angry or sad.

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hey whats up guys its scarce here

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kek

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>>5142560
haha

lole

>>5142900
Stop fidgeting

freak

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>>5143229
topkek you deserve a medal for fidgeting champion BUT NOT IN MY CLASS

:)

>>5140341
Kek yourself
https://youtu.be/XfoKAkOrxY8

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>>5140341
who the hell would want to sit next to a cancer patient anyway

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ok i had another pic posted but wtf i made thig. i'm dying i think. s4s you have made me so very happy

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just kidding! come on..................................................................................................

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>>5141964
who is this pseudo-mia-wallace?

she's a very attractive grill

today's GET: >>>/qa/1010101

those
0s and 1s
though :^)

>>5140341
>>5140341
Why sticky an ancient meme?

fucking normies

>>5140360
https://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8

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LOOK AT ME EVERYONE IM A 7/10 EVEN THOUGH MY FACE LOOKS WEIRD LIKE A MIX OF HANSEN/SERIAL KILLER. YOU CAN TELL IM NOT THAT FAR REMOVED FROM TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH HAHA BUT I MOVED TO NYC AND MODERATED A BOARD OF HUMAN SCUM AND HAVE A NERUTOIC LIL QTPIE GF AND WE POST PICS ON INSTAGRAM AND FB BECAUSE WERE NOT CONTENT JUST BEING TOGETHER WE NEED TO LET OTHERS KNOW WERE CONTENT HAHA OH BOY IS THAT A HIPSTER CAFE WITH A WITTY REDDIT TIER DIALOGUE ON THE CHALKBOARD *ENTERS RESPECTFULLY*

>>5144086
Please don't call her that, i did once and now she cant escape it. Pls look into ur heart

>>5140341
:(

/THREAD

>>5143531
That's a very rude thing to say!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Porco dio stronzo

>>5142900
cute double

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>>5140341
no moar feels plss

Wgat

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5140341
I unironically laughed out loud while reading this

I Saw Swaglord at a Grocery Store in Los Angeles Yesterday. I Told Him How Cool It Was to Meet Him in Person, but I Didn’t Want to Be a Douche and Bother Him and Ask Him for Photos or Anything.
He Said, “oh, Like You’re Doing Now?”
I Was Taken Aback, and All I Could Say Was “huh?” but He Kept Cutting Me Off and Going “huh? Huh? Huh?” and Closing His Hand Shut in Front of My Face. I Walked Away and Continued With My Shopping, and I Heard Him Chuckle as I Walked Off. When I Came to Pay for My Stuff Up Front I Saw Him Trying to Walk Out the Doors With Like Fifteen Corn Cobs in His Hands Without Paying.
The Girl at the Counter Was Very Nice About It and Professional, and Was Like “sir, You Need to Pay for Those First.” at First He Kept Pretending to Be Tired and Not Hear Her, but Eventually Turned Back Around and Brought Them to the Counter.
When She Took One of the Cobs and Started Scanning It Multiple Times, He Stopped Her and Told Her to Scan Them Each Individually “to Prevent Any Electrical Infetterence,” and Then Turned Around and Winked at Me. I Don’t Even Think That’s a Word. After She Scanned Each Cob and Put Them in a Bag and Started to Say the Price, He Kept Interrupting Her by Yawning Really Loudly.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm dumb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually identify as a IDIOT

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LETS SHOW EM HOW WE DO THIS

>>5145945
le stick bumpe

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kek

hello my nightmar

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egg

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>>5147917
I hope it's a yosho one haha