This supposedly male weeaboo faggot is on the internet making shitty game reviews and other cancerous videos. Just from the look in his eyes and the greasy sheen in his hair, you can tell that he will die alone clutching a crusty waifu body pillow in his mother's basement.
>His shit website:
http://bensreviews.freetzi.com/
Greentext story time about this cringe god;
>be me
this happened this year btw
>senior in high school
>see weird looking kid with long grotesque hair
>wearing a FUCKING TRENCH COAT
>columbine.gif
>go to third period
>bell rings
>walk out of classroom
>see same coat fag come out
>he says hello to girl that walks by
lets call her Lisa
>Lisa grimaces
>coat fag walks away with aura of triumph
>firsttimetotalktofemale.jpeg
>hear Lisa talking to one of her friends
>"omg that fucking kid is in my LA class. He followed me on instagram, what a creep".
>have mild crush on Lisa
>gonna fucking expose this nerd
>remember that I follow Lisa on instagram too
it's lunchtime now
>go to her profile view her followers
>scoll down a bit and bingo
>i've got a first and lastname right in the username
>Do a bit of digging online, find YouTube channel
>jackpot
>only three subs
>this fucker is posting cringy videos for the whole internet to see
>see website link
>shitty looking site that looks like it's from early 2000's
>show my pal the site
>point to the fucking nerd across the cafeteria
>he's sitting with one other dweeb wearing an anime shirt
>we start to watch one of the vids on the site
>it's 20 goddam minutes
>skip through
>just gameplay of some old jap game
>starts doing some stupid scit thing
>shitty greenscreen
>purecancer.html
>laughing our asses off like drunken goofs
>after recovering, we did through the site a bit more
>find picture of him holding a katana
>save that shit
>send to everyone in contacts
>posting on /b/ because you guys love to pick on the cringy
>pic still saved on laptop
>is now desktop background
>pic related
>>5038332
this isn't /b/ or /r9k/. go away
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>>5038335
whoops. meant to post on /b/ but line limit was reached, so I cut and paste here.
>>5038332
who r u quoting
>>5038399
no one it's just a story with some extra color.
i'm faret
>only three subs
>this fucker is posting cringy videos for the whole internet to see
>three people
>the whole internet
>people
>internet
>he has a login/register page.
>he has no videos except one on the page.
>the katana picture is just randomly on the register page.
i understand what you are saying, but i dont know what you mean.
>>5038492
who are you quoting?
POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD
>>5038648
OP.
>>5038332
tbqh summer carnival '92 - recca is top-tier famicom game
>>5038332
that's way too short to be a katana
*unzips actual katana*
*tips fedora*