ITT: We pretend to be /qa/

Remove GR15, remove anime, remove /pol/, remove my dick

I AM TRIGGERED D:<

>>4696374
THIS IS ANIME SIGHT GTFO

>>4696374
THIS IS ANIME SIGHT GTFO

>>4696377
>77
Checked.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4696373
WE NEED A KKK BOARD BECAUSE /POL/ IS DEAD
/KX3/

WE NEED USER IDS ON [board name]

*poops pants and starts crying*

this board sux :DDDD modr8ers do nuthin :DDDDDD shut up al of u

>>4696411
>11
Checked

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

how do make computer fester?

>>4696373
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>>4696379
>>4696382
>>4696391
>>4696403
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>>4696425
Sorry, I don't understand

>>4696430
why won't you do the totally unreasonable things that I spam this board with every day? I'M OWED SOMETHING!!!!

>>4696436
Herro

>>4696440
What's your favorite anime?

>>4696441
Zootopia

>>4696445
That just goes to show that we need stricter gun laws in this country

>>4696447
I like to have sexe with bunne

>>4696452
Yes, we know. You love CGI rabbits or whatever. Do you really want to have sex with a cartoon or have you developed some bizarre flawed logic that compels you to state this truly pathetic and insane fact over and over on this board?

>>4696456
I don't understand

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PEOPLE FOR 4CHAN
THE TIME HAS COME TO OUST THE JAPANESE SCUM AND RETAKE THIS WEBSITE IN THE NAME OF WHITE NATIONALISM

MEM HEIL

>>4696460
Go away Jew
I bought your anime board for 6 gorillion shekels

why do you guys hate reddit so much?

I got b& and it was total bullshit I was only pretending to be retarded

>>4696598
We should definitely overlook the fact that you're ban evading to post this and instead talk about why guns aren't more readily available in this country. We need to protect ourselves

>>4696600
>6600
dub dubs check

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4696600
ugh is /pol/ raiding /qa/ right now?

good thread is sticked it

>>4696616
IS TRUE lmoa

>>4696373
congrats on stick

[yells about bad posting in bad /vg/ threads for bad games]

delete /pol/

lol this got sticky'd

>>4696622
>22
Checked

>>4696622
>6622
Checking these dub dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Ban everything I disagree with

TAILSPOSTER IS SPAMMING /vp/ AGAIN

>>4696633
Dubs confirm, please this

this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting

>>4696660
good job you really captured the crybaby spirit of /qa/

>>4696374
thiis

delet /po/

i am butthurt

filter all words to semen

I'm a weeaboo faggot and my family hates me, please change filters to desu and baka onegaishimasu

>>4696373
i live you mook

/qa/ is owned by [s4s]

!!!DELETE EVERY BOARD I DON"T LIKE AND BAN ANIME!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Mods pls let me spam all boards with moeshit because 4chan is an anime website XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD

first stickie I won't be posting in.

Hey this is a meta 4chan board this place is actually pretty all right you know I actually like this place maybe I'll stay here a bit

stop liking what I don't like!

MAKE 4CHAN LIKE TUMBLR AND REDDIT I HATE POL OH MY GOD FUCK ANIME

>>4696822
>22
Checked

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4696411
>STOP POSTING ANIME!!!! ;_;

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

THE

HE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOOK AT ME HIRO I'M A BAKA

>>4696373
>>4696373
>>4696373
hiro-senpai pls notice

>>4696866
>>4696888
Checked!

Your fortune: Good Luck

what board is on 4chan?

>>4696900
Checked!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4696900
Checked

>>4696944
>Checked
Checked

>>4696866
>>4696888
>>4696900
>>4696944
checked

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lmao who /qa/ncer here????!?

JACKIE 4CHAN PLS RESPOND ARE BIRDS IMPORTANT???

/pol/ is triggering me again!!!!

>>4697045
YES!!!

pls delete thing i dun liek it

>>4696373
band carder for de lov of anythin that is holly

I DON'T LIKE THING PLS BAN >:(

Fucking mot /b/ is ruin reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

MOOOOOOOOOOT

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succ

>tfw esfores is filled with passive-aggressive asses who are just like the idiots on /pa/, except they use more irony
where'd it all go wrong?

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/qa/ hurt swaglord's feelings again, huh?

>meme control
You better not support that.

DELETE ANIME

le sticke bump

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delet this

Delete /pol/.


I don't even know why anyone uses it.


Delete anime.

It's newfag cancer.

>>4697334
no

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>>4697334
Only the truly enlightened use /pol/ my dude.

I want to have sex with farm animals, why don't you?

>>4697421
because im am not a homosexuale

"This is an anime site" is like saying Germany is a Nazi country

>>4697425
Please no fursecution, it's 2019
>>4697430
Agreed, I have never watched one anime and I've been posting all month

>>4697430
are you implying that anime is illegal on 4chan?

REMOVE RULLE 15 NOT NICE

God damn it, swaglord can't get away with this! He's basically encouraging raids against this board.
Fire him and delete s4s.

is there a furry board yet?!??!?!?!

delet

>>4697099
>>4697533
>>4697544
checked

>/qa/ thread
>gets stickied
really swaglord? really?
do you think is this a motherfucking joke?
swaglord you're a fucking shit mod!
why you stickied this crap? is this for real?

this is why [s4s] is "SHIT" as the board's title says it. also swaglord remove that fucking " * " symbol from the word "SHIT". this board is not even nice at all

MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET! MAKE NEW BOARDS, IM UPSET!

>>4696373
remove porn

Why aren't the EsforesCraft threads removed regularly?

You ever notice how as soon as you scratch the surface of "ironic shitposting", the people who do it suddenly become very serious about their identity and purpose as an /s4s/tard?

Fitting in and "getting it", the board. No wonder it's so roaringly popular with bronies.

the /qa/nadians can't handle the banter

>>4697640
>Fitting in and "getting it", the board. No wonder it's so roaringly popular with bronies.

good point, this is why I'm for the dismantling of the namefield. It's like almost literally "pretend to be idiots and soon you'll be surrounded by them"

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>>4697640
I actually haven't because well, mostly, you don't seem to know what you're talking about.

The "ironic shitposting" thing, while having notes of truth and character worth investigating, is mostly a meme in itself. People just come here to act dumb and enjoy themselves. If you're bitter because you think we are people who liken ourselves to be PhD brilliant intellectuals but are posting on this board under the guise of "transcendent meta-sincerity," then you're just projecting and, best of all, upset.

On top of that, I can't think of anyone who takes their "identity" here too seriously. Every namefig I can think of has had the piss taken out of them, had their name stolen and dragged through the mud or somesuch thing and they've always came back here in good spirits.

You're either momentarily upset about something about yourself and you're taking it out on the people around you or you're just a bitter loser who has no filter because it's a meta-anonymous forum. Either way, get over it or leave.

butts lol

BETTER MODERATION REMOVE THINGS I DONT LIKE HASHASDASLKH KAS KL XDXDDXK DJ HLIXHLIDH HDLIX DLXD XL DXWX@@KL

>>4697699
nice dubs lol

>>4697681
>I can't think of anyone who takes their "identity" here too seriously.
You'd be surprised. Take a look a rtg. They guy tries all too hard to build an identity to be accepted here, among the 300 so posters here who don't really give a shit.
Honestly, it's hard to see on the surface that many namefigs here take their identity too seriously, because their posting just looks ironic.
Talk to them on the various Skype groups for this board, and you'll see the efforts some of these posters go through to build an identity here. The most common complaint I hear about [s4s] from these namefigs is that there's no tripcode option. You'll also find that many of them have clinical depression.

>>4697430
Also like saying Europe is white.

>>4697711
thanks lol

>>4697724
np bby ilu k? lol

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redit

>>4697740
hellor edit

>>4697723
wait a sec
are you trying to call america "black"?

your a racist

>>4697681
This post is proof namefigs take themselves too seriously.
If you didn't take any of this seriously, you'd keep the namefield blank, or use a different name each time you post.

>>4697756
>the rules of how people behave sincerely fit a very narrow set of possibilities

who am i quoting?

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>>4697681
wow dude this is some hot post right here
nail on the head stuff real talk
garlic 4mayor

>>4697816
It's not narrow, and I never implied that, however, it's evident that you, and many others like you, care to some degree more than you'd like to admit, because you have established some form of identify even if it's on a stupid meme board. If you truly didn't care, you'd just use a different name each time, or not put a name in at all.
The desire to form an identity for no other purpose to form an identity and "fit in" requires some discontent with merely enjoying irony from an anonymous perspective. And to take a break from the irony to defend your presence on this board. That takes commitment.
It's fortunate that namefigs are part of the minority.

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>>4697893
lol nerb

>>4697893
im gonna become a namefig just to spite you friend

delete my post

rolling 2d20 to fug LoLo :^)

>>4697893
I see how you've switched "taking too seriously" with "caring"

Sure. I care about namefigging. I enjoy it. I like it.

I don't "take it too seriously" as your original claim purports. Funny how you've backed away from that.

how do i become good shitposter?

>>4698111
trips
don't, become a good `funposter´

>>4698111
get good trips first

>>4698117
>>4698114
k got good trips, nice.
Now how do I funpost?

>>4698125

>Funposting
>Synonym of shitposting, meaning a post that contributes nothing to the discussion at hand. Commonly used on 4chan.
(urban dictionary)

.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4698125
follow your heart anon, and your ass will follow

>>4698125
this tbh >>4698135
or you could swap round ass and heart

>>4698092
Your post is further proof of you taking it too seriously, sorry to rain on your parade. Again, caring about an identity on [s4s], and scrambling around to defend it with is beyond too serious.
You really suck the fun out of this board that way.

>>4696616
fuck off retard

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Anime is gay

>>4698150
dude

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Mission accomplished, faglord.
What's the next step in your master plan?
If you don't like /qa/ then convince hiro to delete it. Stop acting like a petulant child and moving /pol/ threads and directing [s4s] raids on it.

>>4698186
c'mon man

>>4696425
Download more ram

swaglord called me a mean word

i'm gonna sue him!!! for the /qa/ army!!!!!!!

>>4698186
rude
>>>/b/

>>4698150
Shut the fuck up, you fucking pussy. The only one taking things too seriously is you. Get off your high horse, you fucking bitch.

>>4698497
Lots of adult words in this post!

>>4696373
Gr 15 must be kill

can't we literally UGH JUST ban The Simpsons™ posters their just like..... ummmm... the biggest triggeres in this websight like... srsly u guise...
Make 4chan safe again

>>4697722
dubs confirm fig nametons are gay lol
dubs confirm fig nametons are lame lmao

>>4698164
Shut le f*ck up Donny

>>4698499
But only one pair of dubs in this one!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

we should split v into /wv/ /jv/ /ecv/ /jecv/ /wecv/ /nv/ /sv/ /mv/ /pv/ /pcjv/ /sjv/ /njv/ /nwv/ /swv/ /mwv/ and /pwv/ so no one is certain where to post anything anymore that pertains to anything and I can play a mastermind that endlessly cries and redirects people in a circular loop through each of the boards

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4697711
unchecked dubs oh my!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

WHY ISN'T THERE A /fur/ YET?!?!?!?!

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Will you fucktards stop leaking out of your containment board?

It's like I can't browse 4chan for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES without someone posting a "LE EBIN S4S IRONIC MAYMAY XD". Your dipshits are like a fucking EBOLA epidemic, as soon as one shitposter posts anything even remotely related to /s4s/ another 500 crawl out of the woodwork as start spamming, checking dubs and posting unfunny pictures of shit "memes" that don't even make any fucking sense. And can we talk about /s4s/'s memes for a second here? It's amazing how the board most obsessed with memes has failed to produce even one meme that isn't complete and utter garbage. The closest thing you cocksuckers had to an actual successful meme was topkek, and even that was ripped off ylilauta. And when was that? Two years ago? What actual real memes did /s4s/ produce since then? Just a whole bunch of frankly quite boring pictures with zero humor or exploitability. It's no wonder that nothing from this self-declared "OC factory" ever actually spreads to other boards. This is painfully pathetic to watch. Most of you aren't even being ironic anymore. Some of you actually actually come here and in full sincerity participate in this circlejerk. You excuse your actions by saying mindbogglingly idiotic shit like "this is like old /b/! lel so random", but guess what retards: I've been on 4chan since 2006 and this place is nothing, NOTHING like old /b/. Fucking STOP SAYING THAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. That's outright OFFENSIVE to anyone who's seen what pre-2007 /b/ looked like. You nuggets of cancer perfectly embody everything that KILLED old /b/. It's like someone took the 2008-era cancer, took THE VERY WORST PARTS of it, concentrated it to 200% levels and then wrapped it in a painfully thin veil of "irony".

You know? I'm ain't even mad. Let this be a containment board for you newfags and ledditors. I honestly don't have the energy to care about anything that happens on this website anymore. Just wanted to say fuck you. Bye.

how do idubbz?

Your fortune:

>>4698619
this post belongs on >>>/sjv/ m8

postin in le stick

who oldfag here
4chan was better in my days

>>4698732
ikr june was long time ago.

DELET /pol/ !
Hiroyuki ples respond i like u be my waifu pls pls pls.

>>4698744
ok

664

>>4696373
someone said something mean to me plz remove what i dont like :^(

delete /po/

we cannot let their tasteless racist origami crafts destroy this site any longer

no more sticky pls

>>4696441
Avatar

>>4698497
>>4698150
Am I being on youtube?

LITERALLY LE REDDIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE REDDDDDDIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT EVERYONE IS REDDITOR REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

>>4698820
downvote :-(

>>4696373
Hey guise, how do you remove dick warts? pls help my mom might find out

>>4697599
check'd

>>4698822
serious dubs

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WAAAAAAAAAAH WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHH

I DONT LIKE X PLS REMOVE X WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

DELETE /POL/
THEY POST ON MY BOARD
RAAAAAAAAAAH
>swipes table

redpill me on festering nigger diarrhea

>>4697430
Well, it is.
>Yotsuba
>adtrw
>2chan
And remember ? We Japanese now.

>>4696860
>>4697210
>>4697252
>>4697599
>>4697816
>>4698952
>>4699007
Who are you quoting?

>>4697893
lol u've never had sex

>>4699061
ppppppft

>>4699061
>>4699062
You were wrong but its okay my dude we all can be wrong.
Btw how do I make myself understand japanese I want to play obscure JRPGs?

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4699061 was off only by one poster; >>4699066

>>4696425
Download more ram

>>4699074
Yeah true haha. This is a 8/10 dubs to me, the 10/10 would be the time I got first dubs on /trash/ with a constanza that was glorious, I was literally post number 11 the checks were insane.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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hotpockets over at /tv/ doesnt understand Board Culture, please fire it.

>>4696377
>>4696411
>>4696600
>>4696622
>>4696633
>>4696822
>>4696866
>>4696888
>>4696900
>>4696944
>>4696955
>>4697099
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>>4697699
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>>4698111
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>>4698744
>>4698822
>>4699033
>>4699066

>>4698186
This.
Swaglord can have fun here all he'd like, but when he actually does this shit, it just upsets the people who want their boards better and express so on /qa/ or the guys who just want a nice thread to talk in.
For example, I'm literally only here because I saw a link from /qa/, and I'm only on /qa/ because I'm hoping the mods will someday reinstate the 48 hour sage on /news/, which they took away for no reason at all.
We all know most of the "delete /pol/, anime, and GR15fage are [s4s] users shitposting.
Just leave us alone.

>>4699260
wow ur very good at predending

>>4699333
dubtrip of truth

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4698861
with a light cigarette

>>4698820
Reeeeeeeeeee

why do i keep getting banned from scv ://// fire the janny pls

how do i shot web?

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READ THE FEEDBACK PAGE!!!!!!!
But all ebin shitposting aside, Why don't you guys update it?

Also give me the motherfucking /j/ login you fucking hotpockets i know you're all sitting in your little irc channel "#4chanstaff" laughing it up.

GIVE
IT
TO
ME

Anonymous 08/19/16(Fri)08:02:35 No.635176>>635186

>>635018 (OP)
le /qa/ is le bad delete things i dont like le board, even though most delete things i don't like threads were le made le by le me le and le other le [s4s] le posters lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
I'M SO FANNNNNIIIII RITE GUIS???????

Anonymous 08/19/16(Fri)08:04:29 No.635181

^ trying too hard

Anonymous 08/19/16(Fri)08:05:41 No.635183

5/5
nice
epic
i like it

Anonymous 08/19/16(Fri)08:08:32 No.635186

>>635176
delet this

Anonymous 08/19/16(Fri)08:09:19 No.635187

le epic maymay XDDDD so randum lel wew im literally 12 years old XD

Anonymous 08/19/16(Fri)08:13:26 No.635193

i can;t tell if your all pretending to ironical mock [s4s] or if you're all ironing or if we\re all trying to mocking /s4s/ but ironically actually being stupid in the process cause you/we don't geddit?? pls help

also, pel

Anonymous 08/19/16(Fri)08:35:12 No.635199>>635200

>>635111
>>635022 (You)
>>635077
>>635088
>>635166
Checked

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Fuck you for making this thread, when you point out our obvious flaws and mock them publicly, it makes me angry and furious and I need to make another thread on /qa/ about this fuck you [s4s] eat my shit

How do fix 4chan senpai?

>>4699866
By checking those dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Somebody made a meme I don't like on /tv/. Please implement a upvote/downvote system so I can deal with this.

le stikce bump

>>4698186
>>4699260
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471639170791.webm

>>4700190
topkek

>>4700190
Very well done, anon. (I'm the first guy)

>>4700266 (dubs)
>66

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I'm sorry to barge in uninvited but I just want to make something clear. We over at /qa/ DO NOT want to be enemies. We're just really, really, REALLY misunderstood. Honestly, I think we're one of the nicer boards out there. I obviously prefer high quality nice posting instead of low quality mean posting, so when I heard [s4s] was discussing us, my Christian heart skipped a beat. You are all the self-proclaimed nicest board on the chan after all, so I couldn't wait to see all the nice and funny jokes you'd make about us but then when I entered the thread, everything changed.

All of your posts are really mean and it makes me really sad that people would post these kinds of things. It's really hurting me that nice people such as yourself would even think about posting bad comments about us. What did we ever do to you? We just want to be friend! I have never in my life hurt a single living creature, including flies, if that's not nice then I don't know what is. But you however have proven yourself to be some of the biggest meanies the 4chan have ever seen. I am honestly more disappointed in you than the one time my son killed a ant, just thinking about it brings a tear to an old man's heart.

I just want to let you know that if you don't stop this behavior and accept Jesus, our lord and savior into your hearts (God bless him ) you might end up in h*ll. Insults are the work of Satan himself after all. But worry not my friends because you all still have a chance to change your ways. PLEASE go to /qa/ and say sorry, that way we can all be friends again and never have to stoop so low ever again. Now who here is with me?!

Thank you for your time and sorry again for barging in; please take my word to your heart so we can all be friends. May the Lord be with all of you and please don't forget to say your prayers! Good luck in life friends, I foresee a great companionship in the future! Don’t forget to praise the lord! Amen!

I'm sorry to barge in uninvited but I just want to make something clear. We over at /qa/ DO NOT want to be enemies. We're just really, really, REALLY misunderstood. Honestly, I think we're one of the nicer boards out there. I obviously prefer high quality nice posting instead of low quality mean posting, so when I heard [s4s] was discussing us, my Christian heart skipped a beat. You are all the self-proclaimed nicest board on the chan after all, so I couldn't wait to see all the nice and funny jokes you'd make about us but then when I entered the thread, everything changed.

All of your posts are really mean and it makes me really sad that people would post these kinds of things. It's really hurting me that nice people such as yourself would even think about posting bad comments about us. What did we ever do to you? We just want to be friend! I have never in my life hurt a single living creature, including flies, if that's not nice then I don't know what is. But you however have proven yourself to be some of the biggest meanies the 4chan have ever seen. I am honestly more disappointed in you than the one time my son killed a ant, just thinking about it brings a tear to an old man's heart.

I just want to let you know that if you don't stop this behavior and accept Jesus, our lord and savior into your hearts (God bless him ) you might end up in h*ll. Insults are the work of Satan himself after all. But worry not my friends because you all still have a chance to change your ways. PLEASE go to /qa/ and say sorry, that way we can all be friends again and never have to stoop so low ever again. Now who here is with me?!

Thank you for your time and sorry again for barging in; please take my word to your heart so we can all be friends. May the Lord be with all of you and please don't forget to say your prayers! Good luck in life friends, I foresee a great companionship in the future! Don’t forget to praise the lord! Amen!

>>4700520
ok I'm sorry, i was wrong I will be nice to /qa/ forvere from now on thanks you

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

You know what? I don't care anymore.

You, people like you, I hate you. From the deepest part of my heart, I hate you more than I could hate anything else. Your mere existence makes me seethe with rage.

I've been here since the beginning. I was there when 4chan was born, a shitty image board for the discussion of anime, made by a kid 2 years my junior. moot. I was there to see the first set of trips. I was there when we first hit 1000 posts on /b/ - it was the only board at the time, /a/ was created a month later. I witnessed birth given to other new boards, then I watched those same boards die, other boards taking their place. It was a better time, a better place, with better people.

Then, it started to die. The more popular it got, the more it was polluted by faggotry: white knights, moralfags, normalfags - people who didn't like what this place was about and wanted to change it to suit them, you know who I'm talking about. Dislike anime? You don't belong here. Dislike messing with people for some cheap entertainment? You don't belong here. Don't want to lurk and learn the board's culture through the posts of other anons? You don't belong here. You may have been here for years, and you may think that gives you validation to stay. It doesn't.

In these past twelve years, I've moved houses and changed jobs more than I can count; co-workers, friends, family all came and left faster than I could blink. There's only one thing in my life that's stayed with me this entire time, that's been a constant, 4chan. My home.

Seeing you, coming into my home and the home of many other anons just like me, shitting all over the place and trying to burn it to the ground - well, you can only imagine how I feel.

I hate you. I hate everyone like you. So much that it hurts everytime I think about it.

But... it doesn't matter anymore. I don't care. Now that moot is leaving, I guess it's finally my time to make that once-in-a-lifetime trip to Gensokyo.

Goodbye 4chan.

This board is shit. It's an excuse for wanna/b/e "old /b/" faggots to indulge in & express their "secret" "guilty pleasure" for childish "LOL SO RANDUM AND WACKY XD XD"/whimsy "humour" and/or their delusional newfag perception of what "old /b/ use to /b/" under the guise of "irony".
>"LOL I'M NOT RLY AND IDIOT WHO LIKES THIS UNFUNNEY SHIT I'M JUST PRETENDEDING TO LIKE IT IN AND IRONIC WAY WHICH SATIRIZES THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT AS WELL AS PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO KNOW IT'S STUPID XD LOL GEDDIT? WE'RE LAFFING @ OTHERS AND OURSELVES IN AND IRONIC WAY GUIZE LOL XD SO IRONIC XDDD".
In actuality you're just an unfunny idiot trying too hard.
>B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT LOL RITE GUIZE? IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S BAD XD
No. You're just attempting to justify a guilty pleasure/save face.
You're not fooling anyone (apart from yourself). You're not being ironic. Ironically, you're just posting shit attempting to masquerade as irony.
And no, this post isn't intended to be "a whole new/superior/cleverly disguised level of irony which satirizes those who dislike/disapprove of you/this cancerous board"/"ironically unironic", it's just pointing out the obvious which, ironically, you can't see and/or accept.
I can categorically & undeniably guaranty that if you introduced this board to any sane regular Joe, they'd immediately laugh at and/or disassociate themselves from you. You'd desperately attempt to rationalize their response as crude ignorance ("TOP KLEK THEY JUST DON'T GEDDIT XD WEW WATA NEWBZ0R HUEHUEHUE"), ironically, however, they do understand but they're just correctly acknowledging you're a faggot who's pathetically attempting to be a "clever" special snowflake with a "whimsical & childish yet sharp, ironic, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet ironically relateable - sense of humour" & responding appropriately.
Feel free to respond with more "ironic" inanity which proves my entire point, then kill yourself.

>>4700669
who are you quoting?

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>>4696373
remov carder from asp