Excuse me sir, could you show me the way to /biz/?

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>>4685747
Good sir, I implore you to go to biz. Why, I'm even surprised you don't know the directions yourself! Here, I'll show you.

Take a left when you exit the door and stop when you reach Mirandas office. Then jump up and down three times before kissing Evelyn as she walks past. Go down the stairwell and make an illegal U-turn to /b/. Once you're there your gonna have to let the big shrek dildo on the wall fuck you up the ass. The smell of onions will activate a secret passageway to /v/ behind the bookshelf on the second floor. Ignore everything and just keep heading southwest as you enter the passage. Finally, there should be a white door with a white genderfluid man sitting on a toilet. Shake his left hand three times and wipe his bottom. Smear the shit on to his face and then flush the toilet. Take three paces west, four paces north and thirty six million paces south and you will reach your destination.

Congratulations friend, you've arrived at /biz/.

>>4685747
>>4685756
Fun fact, if you wear a suit and tie you're automatically more trustworthy and morally superior than everyone who simply waers t-shirts n shit

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he I just close the deal very successfully

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succ essful idian mhan

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>>4685896
he get succ from preti inaid pusi

>>4685763
This is true, that's why I always do so.

>>4685763
fn fact th'suit n tie necesity is jst n-othr prt of our suol crushin dum ritual bsed soceity tht depres me 2 no end
th'ppl tht progate it hav no chil n liv borin lives th'same livfe thth evry 1 of ther contmporarys liv
i rly hop tht som day we mov pst th'need 4 ritual based clothin its srsly smthin tht shows despiet our advncemnt in tech we r stil sscared beasts tht thriv on nrmalcy n regularty 2 th'piont tht th'incorect clothin cn b a majr issue in othrwise pragmstist setings

>>4686000
i m chekin thos trips but y r ur psts so rude n lwed??

>>4685747
>>>/biz/

Your Fortune: XD

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>>4685988

>>4686060
i boght i hoag erlier
rly good hoag mmmmmmmmmmmm
n chips 2 rly hapy rn

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groovy trump snek.