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a day in the life of a millennial 2016-07-23 04:03:29 Post No. 4624682
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Hi, my name is Anon and I was born in 1998.
While I was playing Pokemon Go, trying to figure out a way of paying my student debts and thinking about my favorite Atheism channels on YouTube about the MGTOW movement and how they clash with modern feminism and transexuals, I decided to visit Gamestop and buy a copy of Overwatch and GTA 5 for my PS4 (the greatest console since the PS2 era).
I do love microtransactions and season passes because they add even more content and thus I also pre ordered Battlefield 1 and its season pass while laughing at what a failure the new CoD and AC will be and how BF1 will change the face gaming forever like Skyrim, Minecraft and Half Life 2 did.
I do hope one day to become a popular streamer and full time Youtuber, maybe even get into eSports! I have already opened a Patreon account.
On my way out of the store, I saw a real life 3D printer and decided to share it through my smartphone on Twitter and Instagram while taking a selfie. Markus Persson was arguing with feminazies when I opened Twitter. He's my role model.
Anyway, with such printers we wont need factories for things like computers or relationships for making humans one day! I wonder if it can print VR headsets too...
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>>4624682
i hope this is copy[pasta and you didnt actually think all this stuff through
but yeah whenever i go outside to the 'downtown' area where i live i cant help but get the feeling that i really dislike everyone my eyes happen to witness
when did human beings become such bummers
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tfw gen-X on the cusp of millenialism
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>>4624743
labels dont mean much
im a 'millenial' since im 1989, but fuck that mess
i aint got a facebook, i own a flip-phone that nobody calls, and i've been re-reading finnegans wake over and over for the last 4 years
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>>4624747
wow me too exactly
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I searched for "ass" in the catalog in an attempt to find the latest and greatest Steven Pinker thread, but I found this one instead.
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>>4625419
buttangered millennial detected
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>>4625421
Don't mock me. Steven Pinker is my hero.
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I'm going to kill myself because if this
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>>4625426
So fucking mad
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>>4625441
I'm sad because you bully me for my sexual orientation.
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I don't play video games so all of the massively fetishistic and cynical, hyper narrow sarcastic opinions on video games were lost on me.
My guess is that the opinions on video games being mocked in this post are completely reasonable and mostly arbitrary (and that well informed 30 year olds share those opinions) but seem "out of style" to the "massively informed, cultured and educated" 23 - 27 year old who just recently out grew the seeming "uneducated" opinions of his "generation."
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>>4624682
>atheism is bad
>mgtow is bad
>minecraft is bad
>being a youtuber is bad
Imagine believing this.
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>>4625452
Stop making fun of asians
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>>4625484
another buttravaged millennial has been found!
>>4625463
here's youre fedora image
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>>4625486
I'm not buttravaged though.
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>>4625487
I've got some bad news, anon...
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>>4625488
Go on...
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>I was born in 1998
stopped reading there
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>>4624682
This is such a weird combination of stereotypes.
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>>4625496
Welcome to the mind of a "savant", "culturally elite" 22 year old male on the internet with no social skills.
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>>4624747
pssstthat book is not good
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holy FUG i wish i was a millenial , life would be so good with my pokeymon go OH GOD I'M MISSING OUT ON LIFE
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>>4625509
>22 year old male
>22
>dubs
nice!!
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>microtransactions
FUGGIN JUST
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>print VR headsets too
stopped reading there
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im voting for trump because sanders didnt get the nom
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>>4625928
if you even considered voting for bernie you should stick a gmo papaya in you're asswhole and jump of a cliff but since your voting for trump you can stay
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>>4625928
Trump is a funny meme in 2016, but he would actually take office in 2017, and by that time the meme has worn out.
Clinton will gain meme status in 2018, so I'm voting for her even though I'm not American.
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>>4625939
please do not vote for hitlary please no
oh yeah all the voting is rigged anyway
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I'm voting for which candidate promises a loli catgirl on every d*ck to be honest
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>>4625960
vote for trump then you can still do stupid shit like that because it will still be a free country otherwise your gonna end up doing forced labor
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let's all stop pretending like we don't do exactly what OPs picture shows
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>>4626033
edgy
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>>4626221
um i dont own a blackeberry...
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>>4625522
those dubs are!
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>>4626033
The maddest and most buttranged of all the millennials has been found!!
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