Diagnose me /s4s/. Psychologist are useless /b/ is too retarded

You're not special.

/mu/ is perfect for this type of thing t b h

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i have your diagnosis right here dum dum

you just got nae nae'd

>>4597559
>/b/
>>>>/r9k/
youve got yourself a bad case of being a dingdong if u know what i mene haha lmoa sorry for you are lost
is le uncurablel im afarid

>>4597571
>>4597576
Dear god, where am I?

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>>4597583

>>4597599
First time I visit this board and I'm already starting to regret it...

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>>4597583

>>4597607
this is not nice - this is almost rude

this is nice board and we say nice things, not rudepost

remember it when posting next time, thank you :)

>>4597616
I'm edgy or rude with who ever I want ok?
>>4597609
3

>>4597619
inb4

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>>4597619
wow, you're such a mean fre*kin rudeposter :(

I'm ashamed to share this board with such a rude person, seriously. If you really came for help you would be nice not bad.

>>4597636
Will you give me a diagnosis if I'm nice with you ;^)

>>4597619
Please stop posting on this nice board immediately and do not return until you can act nicely. Thank you.

>>4597648
no, that wouldn't teach you a lesson mister >:(

go back to your room please and think what you have done
>>>/r9k/

>>4597559
Whoa! You're like 643%!!!

How can you be 6 and a half people at once?

>>4597667
My sides
>>4597660
BUT HOW THE FUCK DO I ACT NICE ON AN IMAGE BOARD
>>4597665
What have I done :'(

Wow!! This email at life if we have had to take you are interested please do it again but no problem with your company in India based on my own way I am better memes and then delete the original image image to get a lot of people who are stuck to be honest and we can go back and I am looking at it this week or japanese proof read that the following document and the following document document for a new one is that it would make a difference between a manic terrorist you for taking time out and see what the problem with my family members and the other.

Its all a lot and a few weeks of a good idea and so I will try and see what I am looking to move this is an automatically by the following document document.

Shut down with a bit too bad so you know what I want the time but not for a couple weeks and it was the one you can get the chance.

Fuck up and get to it was great and a lot to the right place and a lot more about how are not going through it to me to the next couple more of an amazing how does not exist to you are doing fine and a good one that you will see all sensible people who have any questions you have received it and let out for you have to do a quick question and a bit off on your site at life in this thread.

>>4597559
You're just borderline. You'll typically score pretty high on a few of the other ones if you are. Don't take online tests seriously also. See a real counselor if you want real advice. Link to test pls?

>>4597706
umm no need, you get 100% in everything

>>4597682
>BUT HOW THE FUCK DO I ACT NICE ON AN IMAGE BOARD
be cool honeybunny

>>4597559
You're a loser

>>4597559
It says you're normal but also a dramaqueen.

>>4597706
It's something like similarmind.com or something I can't remember just type personality disorder test.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1877042814029243

>>4597706
But, I though borderline where more aggressive and compulsive people, unless I miss understood something...

>>4597734
Awuakbaaaar

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>>4597748
>aggressive AND compulsive
>aggressive
now im offended
#notallspambots :^(

>>4597559
100% faggot, or in medical terms: "Major faggot".

>>4597768
Oh god its worst than I though doc...
Do I need medication for that?

>>4597768
>faggot
The views and opinions expressed ITP are not those of the collective community of [s4s], and do not reflect on the values we strive to emulate as a whole. We at [s4s] do not condone the alienating and disparaging usage of slurs, whether intentional or not, especially ones that are specifically belittling to various minority groups. It is of grave importance that our threads in the future more accurately reflect the peaceful, charitable, and welcoming atmosphere of our fine board.

Please consider >>>/b/ if this is of any negative consequence to your pleasure.

Thank you, and have a nice day!

So, anyone came up with something relevant?

>>4597559
Faggot 100%

>>4597815
>>4597822 (Dubs confirm)

>>4597706
Is it a trait of borderlines to get significantly different scores if they take the test multiple times, even over just a few weeks? Or is that normal?

>>4597822
>22
>Dubs
Nice

Don't reply to the imposter you dumdums

>>4597828
Prob it's just a meaningless online test is why. Mental illness isn't even real anyways.

>>4597837
Ur the imposter

>>4597897
>Mental illness
*personality disorder
Reeee

>>4597731
The page won't load for me ;___; does it not work on mobile? I think I'll take a different test

>>4597935
Same difference.

fuck I got obese disorder

>>4597969
U fat fuk XDDD

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>>4597969
Donut imposter pls!

I took a different test I'll prob take OP's later why won't the darn page load for me? Reeeee
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
I wouldn't read anything into the results I only scored well in like 3 things answering honestly.

You're a 21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

>>4598002
OP here,
Gonna try this one.

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>>4598002
whao good scors on som of thos
heres mine nt bad
i wnna try ops but like u said not workin
fun test tho

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gotta get those high score 100%

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>>4597559
Get on my level friggot :)

>>4598163
Well you're a schizophrenic sociopath.

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OP here,
I don't think this test is really accurate thb

>>4598437
th test u initialy took is bck up n i tried it
rly rly dmb 2bhdesu so mny nonsnse questoins i thnk the othr test is mch bettr

<table><tr><th>Disorder</th><th>Result</th></tr><tr><td>Paranoid</td><td><span style="color:#c03;">High</span></td></tr><tr><td>Schizoid</td><td><span style="color:#c03;">High</span></td></tr><tr><td>Schizotypal</td><td><span style="color:#f00;">Very High</span></td></tr><tr><td>Antisocial</td><td><span style="color:#909;">Moderate</span></td></tr><tr><td>Borderline</td><td><span style="color:#c03;">High</span></td></tr><tr><td>Histrionic</td><td><span style="color:#c03;">High</span></td></tr><tr><td>Narcissistic</td><td><span style="color:#f00;">Very High</span></td></tr><tr><td>Avoidant</td><td><span style="color:#c03;">High</span></td></tr><tr><td>Dependent</td><td><span style="color:#009;">Low</span></td></tr><tr><td>Obsessive-Compulsive</td><td><span style="color:#c03;">High</span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><a href="//www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv">Personality Disorder Test</a> --<br>-- <a href="//www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html">$linkText2</a> --</td></tr></table>

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I finally got around to OP's test and wtf? The questions are all about openness to other cultures and stuff. It seems more like a political test than personality disorder. I answered mostly in the middle for neutral and got this result. None of these online tests mean anything but this one is really bad IMO...

>>4597716
h'HAAAA