Rate my wife

>>4567796
Would fuck all thought I have a small penis and she won't enjoy it so much :D

>>4567816
Kek. At least you admit it

>>4568289
She shouldn't be drinking soda this early I the morning :/

>>4567796
Did you ever see a naked hottentot woman or bush woman? You don't want to. Ever. It'll make you vomit your guts out, and the sight of certain unusual bodily features will subliminally affect you whenever you think of women in general.

Many Filipinos are ugly. They're a hodge-podge gaggle of recently cross-bred peoples, including Japanese, Polynesian, Spaniard. They look as if not all their parts fit together properly because they don't. The Filipinos are not, strictly speaking, a race. It will take a thousand years before they settle into something resembling a harmonious post-mixture racial pattern.

Their homeworld is one of the only places left on earth where people routinely duel with sticks, knives and swords, over such trivialities as cut methamphetamine or pimping rights to a particular daughter.

Filipino sustenance consists wholly of filth and animal offal, washed down with cheap formalin-laden spirits. Beef bile is a favored seasoning, as is squid ink. I am not making this up.

Often though, hunger is merely warded off by one of several preferred illegal stimulants. This is especially useful for crying infants and the elderly.

Is there anybody who believes there's a Pacific-Asian nationality uglier than the Filipino? It seems as though they have the worst mix of Southeast Asian and Meso-American features imaginable.

>>4568310
She appears to be asian, so it's fine

she hab nice boobes

>>4568320
Wow you learn something new everyday.

>>4568355
dubs confirms

>>4568355
Eh, they're good enough

>>>/b/

>>4568579
Why /b/?

>>4567816
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