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hello everyone! welcome to my blog! my sleep is kinda messed up >_<; i hardly ever do cooking threads anymore tho...
i'm prob going back to bed after posting this. i was too tired to make this thread yesterday.
today i am going to show u how to make refried beans! i have tacos too they have blue corn tortillas.
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alternate image whatever. i guess it shows the tacos a bit better. i'll say what's in them later i guessss
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oh and there is mutant yellow cheese on the beans obv.
okey ur first step, and do this every time u cook dry beans, is the day before, or at least 12 hrs (so night before is ok usually), soak ur beans. i used two cups of beans and enough water to cover them well, and covered the pot. just let that sit. the beans will soften some and absorb the water. then u wanna drain the water and rinse the beans. this cuts down ur cooking time by a lot.
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>>4405113
Oh fuck yes!
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so here's what i put in it;
soaked pinto beans ^o^
an onion ^o^ (was a big onion i only used half)
chicken stock ^o^ (still frozen solid cuz i am bad at planning thawing it ahead, but it is easy to thaw quickly anyway)
salt ^o^
and spices ^o^ (paprika, cumin, chipotle powder, black pepper)
use whatever spices u want but i always recommend cumin with mexican flavored stuffs
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>>4405117
>soak your beans
read as "soak your benis"
(goodnight lolo)
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shit-ass poop-ass thread
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oh and butter too... and then i decided to include some garlic also.
>>4405123
night night anonymous!
u can use butter, lard is more traditional, oil if u want, whatever.
i start with mincing the onion and sauteing it until soft in butter. this is basically like starting a tomato sauce or a lot of other things.
BTW my method here is perhaps not the most efficient but i'll get into other ways to make refried beans later.
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when the onion is soft add the beans...
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and then enough liquid to cover everything. luckily my chicken stock was enough. water is fine too tho. u can put some garlic in here too at this point. there is no need to cut it or crush it, just peel (easiest way to peel garlic is just lightly crush with the side of a knife, the papery skin will slip right off)
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>>4405126
i was supposed to post this image in that post! lol sorry for getting them out of order now ;pp
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then bring it up to a boil. don't bother skimming it. u want to leave the fat in. ur not making a sauce that's supposed to be smooth in appearance.
now cover the pot and turn the heat down to a simmer for at least 1 hour or 1 and a half hours. the beans should be soft enough to eat at this point but may need some more cooking to mash.
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blah blah blah Ur food sucxz I h8 u i wanna split Ur hed open cuz Ur food it that bad btw I wanna bang u btw poopgril suxzxc
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after uncovering the pot leave it on a simmer and start stirring and mashing every few minutes. it's gonna be watery with whole beans at first. don't let it boil, but a little steam is ok. a potato masher is helpful here also.
just keep working the beans and mashing and scraping the sides and eventually it will thicken up. if u want it smooth u can use a blender. u made need to add more water, depending on the desired final texture (i like it soft but not runny, and a little chunky but mostly smooth)
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>>4405140
>Ur food sucxz I h8 u i wanna split Ur hed open cuz Ur food it that bad btw I wanna bang u btw poopgril suxzxc
What did he mean by this?
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lol i h8 u eben do I thunk Ur a fat trannie & I stillb wanna fuck-you
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see how it's starting to thicken? i think this was after about 10 min. expect 30min -1 hr more, depending on how soft the beans were after simmering covered.
>>4405140
>>4405143
u aren't even the real sparkles, jeez.
>>4405142
it's someone trying to troll very badly.
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smile
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>WHAT IS LOLÓ?
Loló is a family-owned restaurant that offers non-traditional and uniquely inspired Mexican food, utilizing local ingredients. Through the use of color, music and great food, coupled with the vision of one of Mexico’s most creative designers, Loló invites people to experience Mexican culture and cuisine, reimagined.
Loló brings the essence of those same streets and markets to the streets of the Mission, through an environment that welcomes guests to share in reimagined Mexican food and culture while creating new experiences in the Mission.
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when things are really coming together go ahead and adjust the seasoning. pic related shows the spices on top. i forgot to mention, but don't add any salt until near the very end. cuz if u season ur stock and it reduces u will wind up with salty beans... NO SALT TIL THE END. u can add some spices when u simmer but it tastes fresher to add them near the end.
>>4405147
nice doggo :D
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alright this is basically done. this is actually a bit too thick, and i had to reheat it later, so i added some water when i did that.
OK NOW HERE ARE SOME TIPS ON MAKING THIS FASTER:
another method, that i've never tried but read is to cook the beans first in water, with half a whole onion and perhaps a bouquet of herbs/spices (if they're loose use cheesecloth), for about 2 hours in a covered pot, drain but reserve the water, discard the onion and herbs/spices,
then saute minced onion in a pot with ur fat, add the beans and some of the reserved water and mash them or blend them, and then season to taste. that way seems more efficient as there is less manual mashing involved, but if u use stock instead of water some of it might be wasted. i'm going to try that method next tho. mine is more like making risotto kinda, with all the constant stirring to break up the starch into the liquid.
OK CHEAT METHOD TO MAKE THIS FASTER:
use canned beans. this cuts out the simmering step, they're already soft, so just skip to >>4405141 this step if u use canned. the downside is ew canned beans and controlling the seasoning is harder (in terms of saltiness)
and ofc the real cheat method is to buy canned refried beans but why would u want to eat that? lol.
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Lolol in caese u don't hear me tha first time I h,8 u I want you dead but I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!
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lol u may think I hate you but that's not true I like you at the same time
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when you going on the keto diet LoLo?
don't sleep....
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I'll mexh u go to sleep bitsch
I DANCE on your SCHOOLBUS bitsch
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i had tacos too.
a note about corn tortillas. they require softening or they break. u can wrap them in a damp towel or paper towels and microwave them to soften. this is faster and "healthier". the more traditional, calorie heavy and fussier method is to soften them in a pan on low heat in a little melted butter or oil.
i cooked pork spare ribs yesterday also (most of which is for tonight's dinner), but i shredded some of the meat for taco filling. there is also cilantro, cheese, tomato, sauteed onion (the other half of the onion that didn't go into the beans!) and iceberg lettuce.
i recommend sealing tacos closed with a lil bit of sour cream also!
and oh... it's so annoying making these for ppl and ofc i wanna do the tortillas right so i take everyone's orders and ppl are finishing theirs and requesting more before i've gotten a chance to even tough mine >_<;;;
but ppl liked it.
>>4405170
i just eat normal food (lol...) well whatever i think is tasty. i don't like the idea of following a prescribed diet but i do keep track of how much i am eating, thanks. and i'm going back to bed soon.
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>>4405177
my dick is tasty bitsch
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Hai I dibnd reed the trhred but ur an fagot :DDDDDDDDDDFD
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LoLo is passé. Poop girl is where it's at lately. Poop girl is the girl of [s4s] dreams.
Sorry to have to say that.
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>>4405204
i really like lolo. her threads are peaceful and make me happy
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holy frijoles!
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>>4405113
disgusting as usual
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>>4405225
barf
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>>4405229
okay
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lolo is cool and perfect (frick off haters)
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I want to make LoLo pregnant then force her to have an abortion.
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>>4405240
Oh hey it's this guy again
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>>4405241
Hi, I'm new here.
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>>4405244
nice dubs
>>4405229
>>4405225
>>4405232
if it makes u feel better i don't eat on that tray table with the skellingtons cloth, it's just convenient to move around to wherever the lighting is ok. I've brushed the tablecloth off a few times but the cat likes sitting there.
also the skullies are like 1 inch tall basically. so ur looking at a zoomed in closeup picture and analyzing tiny bits of detrius and cat hair.
does every tiny spec of dust in ur environs cause u to vomit in irl? i highly doubt it.
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>>4405306
I want to fuck you
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>>4405306
>I've brushed the tablecloth off a few times
Wash it in the washing machine.
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>>4405306
Lady that vile snotpile is full-on, full-out bona-fide disgusting. Pretending otherwise is just rude, honestly.
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fuckdisgusting cuntnose. dirtugly fatshit. late-twenties loser. chubby lonely no-life relay-chat reject. waste of time waste of life. u FAT! u GROSS! ur shit SUCKS you're NEVER funny EVER you just type a lengthy flyer's worth of boring bullshit and hoping it sticks well it sticks alright it sticks to the wall like a shitstain! u fat cunt hope the next shit u take requires many wipes. old useless whore
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no one needs your dopey ass to show them how to make something. no one wants to scan through your doopstupid rambles to find out how to make a thing. you boring old bitch waste the fuck away!
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>>4405394
Lol
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Hey! I know this gril!
hi, Lo, I hope you are fantastic!
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Hey! I know this gril!
hi, Lo, I hope you are fantastic!
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>>4405186
What the fuck dude. Not cool.
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>>4405391
>you just type a lengthy flyer's worth of boring bullshit
now now
let's not start demolishing our own little glass house
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>>4405113
shitastic looking piece of shit as usual you fatfuck
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>>4405546
You're wrong
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it looks fun
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>>4405113
Looks good lolo!
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>>4405557
nah its barfy bullshit. looks like fucken spit up. looks like a demented baby with early onset chrons took a fucken upchucking to her plate. legit nasty. nasty big fat meat pawed bitch making gross looking food i would ad it if it tasted ok or whatever but it DOES look BAD. like, DIRTBAD.
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Yummy
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>>4405551
stop samefatting lolo get it cuz you are fat
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>>4405566
dubs confirm LoLo pls go on a diet
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>>4405562
I hope the kindness of {s4s} rubs off onto u somehow.
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>>4405113
Looks grate!
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I thought we were having squid spaghetti though...
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LoLo, are you awake?
pls respond.
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>>4405113
I'd like to see my gf dominated by a very agressive female friend of mine, and forced to lick her dirty feet and pussy.
I'm sick, I know.
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>>4405613
I want hot chilli sauce squirted up my bum and then I want to be gang banged and after each guy has cum in my arse I want to suck their shit, semen and chilli covered cock.
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>>4405618
I want someone to slice me up like sashmi and feed me to an octopus
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>>4405642
I want to be the man with the most used holes of all time. I want to set the world record for being a gay slut.
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High Powered Rocket Cars being used as vibrators while Danny DeVito watches.
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Danny DeVito rides inside me like I'm a Rocket Car. He rides INSIDE of me.
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>>4405608
no i am sleeps. actually awake, just busy. the squid ink sketti is for another time. I'm not sure how i wanna make it yet.
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>>4406137
I work in IT
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>>4405655
checked.
THIS >>4405113 is a Premium Thread.
<#BONUS image for Ants.
LoLo pizza thread from August, 2014.
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>>4406198
dirtboring fatcunt since 2014 and beyond
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awesome i love mexican food, those beans and tacos look muy delicioso
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>>4405528
its all about the presentation
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courtesy bump
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>>4406507
courtesy DUMP is like what this shite thread showing up a gain and again is like!
Fuk gay idiot food look like fucken vomit
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dirt shit food cancer gabrage coffing up a lung
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>>4405113
looks good lolo i love you
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>>4406536
looks like SHIT though to be honest and everyone know it. ugly colors ugly table mat ugly persen behind the camera. fat shit fat hands fat life! big ol fat girl no freinds shove shite taco up ur ass
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>>4406538
you do this all day
you will never get a job
take a break kiddo
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>>4406552
uh oh looks like someone is TRIGGERED hehehee my brother you are so mad
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>>4406553
"no"
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>>4406555
very very very very nice
very very very very very very nice
very very very very nice
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>>4405113
literally fucking literally die fucking literally dead as in literally no fucking metabolic goddamn functions in your *** fucking bodyjjej el trolie'd PX
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dirt cancer shit food! barfing in your general direction smell of bile on ur face eating away at skin cells old fat relay-chat reject cunt dumb bitch
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fucken FAT boring shitcunt
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tubby tubcheeks
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666
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shite-puse
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this picture makes me hornier than LoLo's food
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>>4406592
boring anime poster i will watcha hundert lo lo shite threads before i full-size ur crappy pic!
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>>4406592
this
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Chubbster, Chunky Dory, The Plumpinator, Porkina, mascarpone meaty, El Cochiloco, Lard Lady, etc.
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>>4406603
HAAAAA TOTally ROASTEd
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LoLo is a cute and busty cooking goddess and her breath smells like peppermint.
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i have a chubster for LoLo
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>>4406653
You have a chubster for a chubster?
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these wads aren't as big as my chubster for LoLo
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I've got a lil chubby in my shorts with LoLo's name on it
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lolo hav coupons?
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LoLo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM
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>>4405113
if you're blind, you can learn to cook these refried beans with the link below:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nOWLRJnCYu
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>4407088
nice dubs!
by tough i meant touch! i have such random typos,sorry... excellent dramatic reading as always :D
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>>4407193
ty
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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lolo FAT, lolo GROSS
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>>4407088
such oration! It's like I'm in the same room with you and the beans. I feel connected, like it's me and you sitting in a bathtub of chicken stock.. Memorizing.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4407392
:[
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4407427
hey thanks friend
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4407436
hey we should be friends instead folllow me on vocaroo.de/MFD77
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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FAT LOLO LOL
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>>4407492
oh, ha
i get it
because lolo is hot and beauty model
LOL its ironic
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>>4407436
>>4407439
but why
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4406874
this
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