Hello, everyone! I think we've got some new people here

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>[s4s] is not /r9k/.
[s4s] is not the place for feels and greentext threads. If you come here to whine about not having a girlfriend/boyfriend, or how you can’t enjoy life because you’re too much of a depressed, antisocial misanthrope, you will probably be ignored, laughed at, or told in more or less polite ways to go away. Maybe someone will ask who you’re quoting. We’re here to kick back, relax, and have fun, not wallow in the misery of others. Come on, live a little!

[s4s] is also not the place for pepe the frog, due to its heavy connections with /b/, /r9k/, and rudeness in general.

>[s4s] is not /pol/
[s4s] is not the place for racism, homophobia, slurs against minority groups, or redpill threads. /pol/ also has the whole being rude thing going against it.

>[s4s] is not /s4s/
The problem is that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

>[s4s] is not /a/
Yes, there are a lot of anime posters here. Yes, I post anime myself. But it's okay to talk about and post things that aren't anime and you shouldn't listen to anyone who says otherwise.

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>Dubs are very important
"dubs" are defined as two or more repeating consecutive digits at the end of a post number. For example, >>3650266, >>3650277, and >>3650288. "Checking" a post number is done by acknowledging someone's dubs with "dubs nice", "good double", "nice dubs" or a similar expression, sometimes accompanied by an image of a character such as Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Dubs are regarded as important and must be checked, unless they are rude, lewd, or crude.

>namefig ettiquete
You don't need a name to be posting here, but you can and should get one if you want to develop a reputation and/or a certain persona, or keep track of the posts you make in the archives. There are inded benefits to using a name: The loyal [s4s] community may better return the love you give them, and you may be remembered forever as one of the most valued contributors of the board (http://s4s.wikia.com/wiki/Glorious_Namefigs_of_s4s). On the other hand, taking a name comes with risks. You may be impersonated, you may be dragged into namefig drama, and you may be the subject of unwanted attention. If you don’t want that baggage, then stay anonymous. Plenty of people do!

Of course, the most important thing to remember: Have fun!

Love, Ynyarri

>>4162096
>>4162103
>>4162106
*touches beautiful kimpatsu hair*

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>>4162111
>>4162111
>>4162111

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Almost forgot: mods pls sticky.

>>4162111
Excellent triples dess!

>>4162111
check em

Oh.

>>4162111
lewd triple

I love you Ynyarri! Mods pleast sticky this!!

>Damn nigges
lmao

Oh.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Your fortune: Good Luck

this board is just a bunch of /sp/, /int/ and /jp/ rejects anyway lol

>>4162136
You forgot /tv/

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4162136
it's literally people from every board tbh

>>4162141
this tbqphwy fam

>>4162136
if only the /jp/ rejects could leave we could have fun

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*kills anime*
lol

>>4162153
Thank you for contributing to the thread desu!

>must check fortune
>[s4s] isn't /s4s/
I still dont get it.

>>4162159
What an amazingly high-quality and introspective post. I hope you continue to produce such high-quality and introspective posts, for I would very much like to see more in the future.

TL;DR

How do I switch from /s4s/ to [s4s] I am newfig.

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>>4162173
go to amazon and order a copy of this

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>>4162172
Us animepeople are going to be put in camps and executed. Please take my diary, anon, and goodbye.

~anon received the diary of anime~

>>4162173
No, but really.

>>4162176
*sells anime diary for 500 gold*

*buys anime diary for 500 gold*
*resells anime diary for 501.42 gold*
lol profits

>>4162186
CHUH

guys seriously pls help how do i go to [s4s]

>>4162096
Ynarri for s4s mod 2016

>>4162229
fug meant Ynyarri

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~anime dies peacefuly, knowing that anon will red and publish its diary so that anime won't be forgotten~

stick yhis

>>4162096
>[s4s] is not /s4s/

What do you mean? I am so very confused. Is there any other way of viewing the board?

>>4162254
Just log on to the [s4s] interface fam

>>4162229
Agreed

>>4162261
I'm a newfriend and i demand you to explain this to me >:((((((((((((((((((((

>>4162254
only exalted meme craftsmen from [s4s] are authorized to access le secret /s4s/ club

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彼と仲良くなって友達になろうと言われても説得力も何も無い、日本語すら真面に話とも思えない

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Test

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4162096
waiting for video

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4162278
We were going to meet once, at a cafe in Gotgatan, and you came with thirty shopping bags, took out everything you bought to show the whole cafe. You had some ex sitting there and naturally you didn't even care that his new girlfriend was with him. You were just so full of yourself, you showed no respect.

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do we really have new peeps?

>>4162303
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

STICKY THIS
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Hello everyone. I'm an anonymous person with no desire for e-fame or to really be noticed outside of my memes - however I must take this oppurtunity to tell everyone that not only is a namefag implicitly creating their own rules and summarily tricking you into thinking they're real - but the real treat is this type of faux-policing is explicitly detrimental to the whole point of this board.

So - although the anime fags are unsurprisingly the most vocal and insipid posters here, you do NOT have to abide their faggot pretend rules and are allowed to post that whichever you want.

I'm Eric. And I'm for memes.

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>>4162313
good post i read it

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4162313
>fag
>namefag
>fags
>faggot
the views and opinions expressed ITP are not those of the collective community of [s4s] and do not reflect on the values we strive to emulate as a whole. We at [s4s] do not condone the alienating and disparaging usage of slurs whether intentional or not especially ones that are specifically belittling to various minority groups , it is of grave importance that our threads in the future more accurately reflect the peaceful, charitable, and welcoming atmosphere of our fine board

Please consider >>>/b/ if this is of any negative consequence to your pleasure

thank you and have a nice day

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>>4162313
>I'm an anonymous person with no desire for e-fame or to really be noticed outside of my memes

Yeah, but how do newfriends change template from /s4s/ to [s4s]

>>4162130
Who are you quoting?

>>4162229
this but unironically

Eat my poop new kids !!

>>4162360
Why must rood? :'^(

mods pls sticky

mods pls sticky

is fortune the new triforce?

>>4162455
>>4162728
sage

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4162755
I counter your sage with a bump!

Wow, [s4s] sure looks different.
It all makes sense now.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4162797
Thanks, Lori.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>4162455
>>4162755
>55
>55
nice

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The official s4s mascot welcomes you.
Have a nice time.

>>4162800
Whoah, nice Dubs sir!

>>4162755
Checkerooooony on the duboonies.

>>4162328
Excuse me sir, but I have a question.
Is pebis a lewd name.
I am only asking because I was lead to believe that [s4s] is a nice board.

>>4162817
>Is pebis a lewd name
No.

>>4162827
can confirm

sticky thius

we're close to >>444444 on >>>/qa/
i'm determined to get it

>>4162872
whoops! forgot my #fortune~
i should probably get a name too

Your fortune: Average Luck

memes

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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preemptive posting in a sticky post!!! (mods, please take note nd sticky!!!!!!!!)

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4162888
trips confirms memes

>>4162888
well tripled.
I agree that memes

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4162888

Just WHAT kind of memery is this?
Some sort of minimal hipster shit?
Seriously, is this what passes for meme crafting these days?
I weep.

>>4162919
Weep I tell yah.
(nice digit erythromycin however)

>>4162111
*touches beautiful repeating digits*

>>4162928
lewd

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Your fortune: Average Luck

mods pls sticky

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worst ruleset yet

>>4163328
Feelsbadman

>>4162888
Trippy

>>4162096
Hello, everyone! I think we've got some new people here on [s4s].

Let me be the first to tell you that Ynyarri is cancer and should be instantly filtered! This is the breed of idiot that posts "desu" over and over like a demented autist with no higher aspirations or means of self-actualization! We all hope & pray he dies each & every night!

>>4162111
>>4162888
Nice triples.

>>4162455
>>4162800
Check'd.

>>4162755
Rude double.

>>4163328
Dumb frogposter.

>>4163328
Dumb frogposter >>>/r9k/

>>4162111
Nice!!! Trips!!!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Bumpu

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4163379
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>>4163379
Someone get this hothead outta here!

>>4163702
murder yaself

>>4163702
Guys who post shit like this are obviously little kids. Either that or their moms had the zika virus. It certainly is annoying but I don't think they will stop because even though they suffer from a lack of cerebral development they want to contribute out of loneliness. Just think of them as that kid in grade school who smelled funny, made stupid faces in class and wrecked your cool block castle. It's just a failed attempt at joining in. He deserves our pity not our wrath. Be nice to the retards. They cannot help it.

>>4163802
no u

>>4163802
well see you write something like this and they feel like they've gotten something out of it. that chemical reaction that happens when you're rewarded goes off in their brains because they're so devoid of any real fulfillment that a reply is all they need to feel justified. and here you are just handing it off to them. just like the visceral reactions to the funny banana pictures have become pasta. you are arguably contributing to the problem. truly a sad state of affairs.

"can you imagine that's your thing?"
https://youtu.be/q6lG9CfiIdM?t=3290

don't embed it won't go to the time

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>>4163802
>Guys who post shit like this are obviously little kids. Either that or their moms had the zika virus. It certainly is annoying but I don't think they will stop because even though they suffer from a lack of cerebral development they want to contribute out of loneliness. Just think of them as that kid in grade school who smelled funny, made stupid faces in class and wrecked your cool block castle. It's just a failed attempt at joining in. He deserves our pity not our wrath. Be nice to the retards. They cannot help it.

>>4163709
>>4163802
Rudefigs to >>>/b/

>>4163820
no u

>>4163802
Thats hilarious because Ynyarri literally did that for months on this board and nothing else

heh kid no offense but your fuckin dumb lol

>>4163828
He smelled funny, made stupid faces in class, and wrecked your cool block castle?

>>4163837
No, spammed desu. Calm down please.

look asshole with all do respect u got saggy fuckin balls man and they stink too

>>4163828
Poor Ynyarri. I bet he has little social interaction besides shit posting. Of course he could be in grade 4. Maybe he will grow out of it.

>>4163837
Yes he did. His mom used to make him smelly lunches too. He used to steal our lunches when the teacher wasn't looking. Kid was freakishly strong and did not seem to feel pain. It didn't seem right to hit him because of that. We just let him wander around like some stupid dog. He seemed happy though.

>>4163820
>just like the visceral reactions to the funny banana pictures have become pasta. you are arguably contributing to the problem. truly a sad state of affairs.

Like you aren't guilty of the same.

You summoned them. IT'S ALL ON YOU NOW.

I think everyone on this board right now needs to relax, it's not that big of a deal that you're single on Valentine's day. It's just a holiday made up by corporations to sell more useless shit. Come on guy.

Serious question:
Why don't the mods or janitors delete spam threads?

>>4163922
good double

>>4163922
because racecar

jk because s4s
>>4163908
tru............

Bump for Kimpatsu

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>>4163833
Rude double, but still worth checking

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4163850
Fuck you you fucking human trash I have lots of friends and I don't smell bad.
Unlike you you fucking degenrate shitface.

>>4164151
oh how clever of you to act immaturely while impostering me. ruining my reputation even further desu

>>4164151
>>4164164
What do you smell like?
Can I rub my ovaries against yours?
You look great btw

>>4162096
who are you quoting?

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>>4163379
>>4163709
>>4163802
>>4163820
>>4163828
>>4163833
>>4163845
>>4163850
>>4163869
>>4164151

>>4164151
>>4164164
see me after class

sticky this pls

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>>4164259
Okay.

nice thread

>tfw no sticky

mods pls sticky

>>4164829
>>4164907
>>4165132
le blatant samefagging face : P

>>4165147
Well congratulations, I got myself caught!
What's the next step of my master plan?

>>4165164
probably continue autistically samefagging on an incredibly slow board on 4chan for the sake of negative attention because your father never gave you any?

Not sure. But good luck.

Hello, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Peep beep meme creep and I check singles. Sometimes I get dubs, sometimes I don't. But its happened to all of us. At one point in our lives we got singles. It may be embarrassing at first but you need to live with it. Embrace you singles. I stand up for the people who don't get to enjoy dubs like the rest of us. The less fortunate people. I'd like to spread awareness for the amount of people who commit suicide because nobody checked their singles. From now on, check on single a day. It will make someone feel better. It will just make their day a lot better and brighter. Although checking dubs should be high priority, make someone happy and check their singles. That is all.

Happy singles, sincerely
Peep beep meme creep.

>>4165177
I like those repeating digits, friend.

>>4165233
Thanks, Lori.

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>>4165233
Good doubles

>>4165225
Best single and good mission

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4165177
hit too close to home

>>4165164 >>4165147
>>4165132>>4164907
>>4164829 >>4164673
>>4164648 >>4164523
>>4164259 >>4164251
>>4164189 close
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>>4163845 close
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>>4163378 close
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>>4162125 >>4162123 >>4162119 >>4162117 >>4162116

All these beautiful singles and nobody checks them, don't worry lads, that's why I'm here.

mods stick plox

check

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4165928
mate

>>4165298
/thread

maybe 2016 will spell the end of breakfast meals at fast food places

>>4166313
i get that reference

Minecraft figs pls read

swaglord pls sticky

>>4162096
your my hero Ynyarri keep on memein in the dank world

>>4166427
/thread

hopefully 2016 will foretell the eradication of degenerate animes

mods pls sticky

swaglord is stoopid why won he sticky ;_;

>>4167110
maybe he's on a vacation ;_;

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Thank you.

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>>4165298
thanks 4 check singles!
mfw!!

I'm also new to 4chan.. most of the slang (use of language and lingo) such as kek and so on.. also if I do post how would I see who has commented on my post.. I'm not an idiot or anything like that I'm just very new to it so all I do is browse thus far. Someone please explain more of the basics to me and some of the lingo used on 4chan sometimes I feel like I don't know what I'm reading hahaha thanks guys!!!

>>4167266
nice dubs, i promise if you lurk for a while this stuff will start to make sense.

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>>4162320
Dolphin tophat

Lol see that's what I mean , why did you tell me nice dubs now?

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>>4167266
We were all knew at some point or another, so I'll be happy to help.

Do you see the number and the ▶ arrow at the end of your post? If anyone's commented on your post, then the number of the post(s) responding to your post will appear to the right of that arrow in blue. By mousing over or clicking on those numbers, you can view the posts responding to your comment. Simple enough?

Kek, by the way, is a corruption of LOL. In other words, it basically means you're saying something made you laugh.

Some other useful lingo:

"tfw" = "That feel/feeling when"
"mfw" = "My face when"
"OP" = "Original poster", in other words whoever made a thread.
"-fig/f*g" is a suffix that can be used to denote a person who does or is pretty much anything, thus a newfig would be someone new to [s4s], and a namefig would be someone who posts using a name. Most other boards use "f*g" instead, but we use "fig" instead because it's not quite as rude.
"kys" = "Kissing you sempai"

Any more specific questions? Because I'd be happy to answer to the best of my ability.

>>4167287
I explained what dubs are here >>4162106.

>>4167285
dolphin tophat

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>>4162096
Nerb is my coping mechanism. Life has suddenly taken a wrong turn and the only way I can live with what I've done is petty belittlement please send help i'm goinG INSAN E

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4167313
Tell us what you did, the only way to absolve yourself is to confess

Thanks a million because post was very helpfull.. another thing I wanted to know is, what app would be the best one to create my meme's to post here, I'm using a galaxy note 5 so I'll need to download it from play store.. and do I always have to complete the captcha before every post because clearly I'm not a robot lol..

>>4167335
Unfortunately, you do always have to complete the captcha before every post. It's a neccessary precaution against spambots.

Okay cool so how do I create meme's on my phone as I'm not using my computer for 4chan

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>>4167327
it's... it's a secret.

you wouldn't know the first thing to do with me

Aah come on man, I don't feel like searching random meme's other people created to post here when it's appropriate lol hahaha help me out here guys

>>4167350
I'm not really sure, since I don't use a phone for 4chan, but maybe this would help?

https://www.gazelle.com/thehorn/2014/01/24/best-apps-for-making-memes/

http://dailytekk.com/2015/07/01/the-6-best-meme-generators-and-apps-of-2015/

>>4167352
tell me you're secret anon, it's safe with me

>>4167364
this is what happens when you spoonfeed the newfriends guys

>>4167377
>le spoonfeeding boogeyman :DDDD
frick off back to >>>/a/

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>>4167344
Good double
>>4167377
R00d double

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Okay thanks I'm going to give it a try now if. If anyone else does know of and app please let me know.. and sorry to bother the thread anon carry on I won't ask anymore you've been very helpful ynyarri

>>4167386
Thanks! Honestly, you should try asking >>>/wsr/ for an app. Someone from there would be sure to help you somehow.

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>>4167373
..sus

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>>4167380
*touches beautiful kimpatsu hair*

>>4167379
who are you quoting?

mods pls sticky k thx

mods pls sticky

>>4168444

trips

nice le trips

good thread i read it

Mods please sticky!!

SWAGLORD YOU DUM FIG TBH WHY DONT U STICKY DO U HATE YNYARRI OR SUMETHIN WAT DID YNYARRI DO TO U I AM SUUUUUU MAD TBH AT THIS FAM SMH FAM SMH

>>4168870
wow... rude

>>4162096
>>4162103
>>4162106
thats nice but who are you quoting

>>4168885
im sorry for rude i just really think this bread needs a sticky dont u?

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Tetris, yes, motha fuckin tetris.
See, when I was a little kid I had a gameboy, and I had tetris. When I got home from school, tetris until bedtime, when it was the weekend, tetris until bed time. Going to the zoo? Tetris in the car. Going to the beach? I hope my Gameboy is sand-tight cuz I'm going ham on some motha fuckin I pieces. I played all day long every day for years.
And I got fucking FILTHY. Eventually I put the gameboy down and picked up more adult things, and suddenly, wham, I'm in college and everybody gets all into tetris battle on motha fuckin facebook.
No, go fuck yourself, I'm getting to the max level in 3 days without dropping a game. Room mate installs Nullpomino? Oh that's cool, let me just throw down a 0:46 40 line clear first try and fuck with all your settings.
Bitch I know me some tetris. I remember setting up the projector in my fraternity and throwing down some unlimitted marathon, the one where all the blocks turn mother fuckin invisible after line 150 - haha go fuck yourself everyone can sit here and watch me clear 400.
Bitch I know tetris. Get out of here with that weak ass shit. Bravo starts and no finish suck my dick.

>>4168870
shh swaglord is asleep

>>4168899
nice dubs but i wanna wake him up so he'll actually sticky something like this thread which deserves a sticky

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>>4168886
I am quoting the [s4s] rules in my opening post, and in the two following posts I am quoting the content of my posts.

>>4168891
This board probably needs a sticky, but today's a holiday and swaglord can't be everywhere at once. Besides, he's not going to get here any faster if we call him names.

>>4168899
Doubles #Checked!

>>4168906
just bump the thread until he wakes up, if you wake him up like that, he possible get angry and ban you or something

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>>4162096
Bunp

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4168907
nice post, but.. are u even hydrated bb?

>>4168994
they are touching their feets. thats beary lewd imho, please censor it :^)

pls sticky

mods pls sticky

***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".

2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/kek
newf*g >>> fig newton

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/newpol/ if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.

9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!

10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared

11. dubs, check em.

that's all :^)

hey this is actually rly nice, id say a well-deserved sticky for great detailed explanation

thank you!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4169188
unchecked dubs in nice thread


wtf.............

[s4s] is an imageboard where there are only exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something original, it is posted, and you are copied temporarily.

2. The time with which you are copied for DOUBLES with each repeating digit.

3. Each copy time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of repeating integers. So,
your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.

4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by Patrick Bateman. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the
eyes of Mr. Bateman.

5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in topkek intervention.

6. Images are included. Slight changes in images to bypass the filter may result in epic LULZ.

7. Your topkek count slowly decreases over time.

8. You can post a picture without text.

9. Unicode is fuggen ebin :D. MASTER TROLE ITT ONLY :^)

10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of kek content in order to be posted.

11. Post insane, ebin content, well thought out replies, and dubs are likely.

12. The original algorithm was designed by Dorsia.

PS: You can hide this thread by clicking the "[-]" icon to the left.

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>>4169244
Patrick Bateman has noticed this post.

>>4169244
Nice digits fam <3

>>4169244
high quality dubs to fit a high quality post

pls sticky this ebin bread! lord of swag and keks

mods pls sticky

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

mods pls sticky

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kek

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

mods sticky pls

Only sticky this thread if you think I am the best memer on this board.

#poopboiMemes

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>>4170900
Those dubs confirm this needs sticky

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4170904
I unironically think you are the best memer on this board

>>4170977
dubs nice

>>4170977
nice shubaan

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>>4171169
this

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Lol look at my old family photos so cute xD

>>4171684
literally kawaii xD

Guys I'm going to kill myself tomorrow,

Could you guys tell me that you love me, I would appreciate it

I might even write about you in my suicide note

Thank you

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*** IMPORTANT NOTICE TO VISITORS FROM OTHER BOARDS ***

[s4s] contains highly advanced forms of irony which only the highly intelligent can understand. For example, the attached meme is only fully comprehensible to those with an IQ over 170. The weaponized strains of irony contained on [s4s] are extremely dangerous to anyone with an IQ lower than 140. Symptoms of browing [s4s] with an insuffient intelligence level can include insomnia, vomiting, diarrhea, convulsions, sexual arousal, and death. If you experience any of these symptoms, please close your web browser and consult a doctor immediately.

>>4171693
ilu fam
pls no die many more dubs to check

A very useful guide for someone such as myself. Words cannot describe my gratitude.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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zantetsuken or excalipoor?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4171693
Pls no kys. I beg.

>>4171693
kys (kissing you senpai)

>>4171841
.elbatrofmocnu yldlim s'eh litnu mih ssik lla ew that etov I

I vote that we all kiss him until he's mildly uncomfortable.

mods pls sticky

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>>4172111
Friendly reminder that kimpatsu hair is the meme of the century!

this fag has seriously bumped his own shit for like 3 days

this board really insists on being creative and unique but its literally mentally ill faggots samefagging their threads into oblivion for the sake of attention

>>4172367
it's a good thread to me. the advice in the OP seems decent and esforce has a unique enough board culture that some occasional education for new posters is not unwelcome; at least not like /b/ where everyone pretends to be "old" but most of them are obviously new.
but yea most of the ppl posting here probably have problems. (drugs, mental, whatever)

>>4172389
>(drugs, mental, whatever)
all of the above for me

>>4172389
do you really believe this board has deeper implications? That we're all fucked up individuals who live out our failures and vicariously make fun of our lives via satire and anti-humor?

You dumb fuck this whole board consists of banal repetition and literally "SO RANDOM" pictures and quotes with equally outlandish colloquisms and implications attarached.

This place is so far some unique it makes me laugh that people are deluded enough to think it's anything more than an autist containment board at this point.

It's nothing like chefboyardee, orginal shrekchan or other places that took internet satire to another plane. /s4s/ is too self-aware for its own good, and it'll NEVER be good.

>>4172416
idk i just post here?
*selects images with coffee*

>>4172416
geez dude, what crawled up your ass and died?

>>4172421
my mom

>>4172416
Nigga, you gay, but that's ok, this is nice board

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This is a friendly and positive thread, very nice

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>>4162096

this is a test
do not reply thanks

>>4172491
*touches beautiful kimpatsu hair*

>>4172495

>>4172495
*replies anyway* nothin personnel kid

>>4172496
ANON PLS

>>4172501
sent ;)

>>4172495
,test,

>>4172503
I realized right after posting that you were using a name and weren't Anon. My bad, I just sort of mentally filter out names

mods pls sticky

test

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>>4162161
It's okay, I believe!!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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bad rules
bad thred
bad

>>4172360
*t- touches you're beautiful kimpatsu hair*


Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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I love dank memes. Is Raven a meme?

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>>4174143

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>>4174146

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Does le count as a meme?

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my meme folder has 72 memes in it.

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>>4174149

>>4162111
>>4164054
>>4172496
>>4174138
lewd

>>4174143
>>4174146
>>4174149
hote

>>4174165
>>4174149
>>4174146
>>4174143
not a meme

>>4174452
this

this seriously needs to be stickied

#fortune

>>4174758
yeah but it never will be

so just keep samefagging it every day I guess you pathetic piece of shit

Nice

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4174790
sassy

mods sticky this please and desu

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>4174999
Good double

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>4175030
thx

This is great :D

>>4175438
This is fail

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4162096
interesting

Checking

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

let's see

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4162096
gay

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

:^)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4175509
> Excellent Luck

I AM UNSTOPPABLE

got it, thanks!!

Your fortune: Good Luck

checkin'

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

dund udndudduudndudundudundunddundnuddunnudnudunddunddnudnudun

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4162103
How do I go to [s4s] and not /s4s/ ?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Doing the lords work and bumping


jk I'm agnostic

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4175623
That's so sad.
I hope you find a cure some day for your autistcism my vegan friend.

Bls sticky dis blssss

Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4175570
I will mail you the instructions

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

mods pls sticky

>>4168886
>>4168888

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mods pls sticky in this time of need

Can we sticky this?

>>4176525
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>>4176783
I don't know, can we?

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>>4162111
Nice Mem tbh

>>4162103
>>4163386
>>4163638
dumb dumb frogposter posters

>>4177694
dumb "dumb dumb frogposter posters" poster