Introducing

>>4076749
til the sand glows

>>4076749
>>4076801
Error: You may not post more than 5 active threads at a time.

>>4076811
dubz nice

Introcancer

>>4076749
Introducing WHAT? WHO?

>>4076948
i believe the word you are looking for is 'whom'

sim sim salabim

>>4076749
great meme

>>4077271
It really is isn't it

>>4077280
Oh indeed

bombsinthelunchroom

>>4077597
BULLS ON PARADE

Pizza Pie

swoop swoop

burpee seeds

>>4077778
i appreciate the attempt

Actually your image, file name and initial post of introduction has been done many times before so it is actually not introducing anything

>>4078120
For you

Il banan

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you know what time it is

frocket

>>4078628
colgunus

>>4078640
cunk

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>>4078670
waifu for laifu

wendigogo

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Jump bump

>>4079094
bargainbin

beef gristle mill

>>4079744
sweet dubs

>>4079811
extra nice dubs fam

helixia grimoire

>>4079944
good double

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>>4079744
>>4079811
>>4079944
>>4080033
holy fug
beautiful

>>4080044
>>4080033
>>4079944
>>4079811
>>4079744
EBIC WIN

>>4080044
>dubs
great job

shmoop

>>4080255
>55
>Dubs
Nice

bloop

skazoinkles

zowlz'ngralk'rs

bipmin twist

Your fortune: Average Luck

jesse boykins

crucial blumpkins

qwunch

>>4076749
Cancer the Monki

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nine times

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4081242
OHHH yeaaahhhh
Doo, bow bow, chick chicka chicka

>>4081242
niiiiiiiiinnnnnnne tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimees

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>>4081466
good dobel

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>4081234
>>4076830
do you have a issue with this monkey

>>4081504
just ignore them bby they dont understand Soda like we do

kumquats

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Bazinga

seize the weekend

trim signal

>>4082777
Checking trips ITT

glib stipulation

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>>4082320

bazoopoo!

so whats new guys

>>4083433
Oh you know just chillin

Nice dubs btw

>>4083433
these god danged doubles
>>4076749
this god daned meme

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>>4076749
Soda looks a bit disturbed, is he getting enough sleep? my recomendation is at least 8 hours of sleep. Better head of to bed, Good Knight!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>4083463
dont you worry bout soda

I'm sorry, do you think this is funny? Just one word and a picture of a monkey? That's funny? That's your idea of a joke? Don't make me laugh (in contempt of you, not because I find you amusing). There's more to proper comedy than this nonsense and I for one, am appalled that this site, once known for its creativity and production of truly original content, has now fallen this low.

Comedy requires a certain finesse that you evidently don't possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, surprising and even shocking the audience... and here you are, making the exact same thread, with the exact same wording, with the exact same image, for what is probably the fifth or sixth time today. Do you think you're witty? You're not: you're just a stupid boy. That same stupid boy who tried persistently to be the class clown in the fifth grade, who kept shouting inanities at the most inappropriate times, and who never quite understood that his classmates weren't laughing with him, but at him. You're not clever, you're a little chimp who always tried too hard.

That's why you were bullied back then. That's why I'm bullying you now. You're tone-deaf, a semi-autistic child who can't comprehend that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. That's why you have no friends or girlfriend, and never will.

>>4083611
i think its bloody hilarious

also nice dubs

>>4083611
I'm sorry, do you think these are doubles? Just posting a number where the two last digits are the same? That's doubles? That's your idea of a GET? Don't make me check (in respect of you, and also of your doubles). There's nothing more to proper posting than doubles and I for one, am relieved that this site, once known for its repeating numerals, has once again risen to the challenge.

Doubles requires a certain luck that you evidently possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, GETting and even posting a picture of Bateman... and here you are, making the exact a fresh new GET with finely aged copypasta, with no image, for what is probably the first time ever. Did you think you'd GET it? You did: you're just a lucky poster. That same lucky poster who trained persistently to be ready for THE BIG GET back in '13, who prepared to meme like he'd never meme'd before on Nov 1 AND Apr 24, and who never worried that some silly rudefigs weren't getting his deep, multi-layer irony. You're clever, and you're a champion of the board who always put in the effort.

That's why you got the GET back then. That's why I'm checking you're dubs now. You're on-point, a wise leader who knows that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the right thing at the right time. That's why all of us on [s4s] are your friends, and always will be.

*MEME*

**MEME**

* MEME
* MEME
* MEME

MEME

~~MEME~~

[flip]MEME[/flip]

yo soy un meme

in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey

>>4083786
butane in my veins and i'm out to cut the junkie

Sej

driveby bodypierce

gangsta gangsta

introducing dubs

Marcus Wellby

schwing

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Concluding

>>4084218
Oh shit

>>4084218
is this an original OC creation?

>>4084228
yes

>>4084232
It's literally supremely dank

>>4084218
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this picture

>>4084233
>33
nice

>>4084244
good double

bronchial spasm

yopo chopo

>>4084299
nice dubs lad

>>4084299
risky move

>>4084218
this is ridiculously awesome

i cannot stay silent any longer.
mr water monkey is not oc.
nor is his overall countenance on-brand for introducing soda ape.
pls have some discernment

swoop

>>4084402
i can't believe this
why would you go on the internet and tell lies

fench

attecus

>>4084402
it's disappointing that it's not OC, but i still like it. it's like the antithesis of soda. it portrays the inner life of soda, the effects of time and entropy on poor soda's fragile soul. it is deep beyond words.

>>4081767
That wasn't very nice. Leave him alone.

pro bono

you better check yoself before you wreck yoself

d'angonio

spazoinga

Aphex Twin – Ventolin (Carmarrack mix)

bontapbadows

blomp

>>4085355
I like come to daddy more

>>4085584
Windowlicker is better

>>4085615
I'll make sure to give it a listen. I didn't care much for donkey rebar so I didn't really get far in my exploration

>>4085615
Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word nigga

>>4085651
>>4085680
Windowlicker is probably the best thing he ever did, but there are so many wonderful Aphex Twin songs. He had a soundcloud up for most of last year where he ended up posting ~300 unreleased tracks for free. Unfortunately he removed them all recently for some unknown reason

get crazy with the cheez whiz

I wanna defy the logic of all sex laws

owner of a lonely heart

we ate soda, the embassy meme
poor soda's coda

in the days of my youth i was told what it means to be a man

>>4086202
Wow, check you're privilege.

>>4086214
check your Led Zeppelin discography

>>4086228
Good gracious, someone's made off with Presence! Thanks for the tip, maybe I can still catch them!

>>4086256
Godspeed bby

bonk

shaboingg boing

squonk

floopsy boops

ker•plunk

*farts quietly*

Hella bodacious

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apeshitting thru infinite midnite

>>4086950
no doubt

benin

bloomp

Moose Caverns

Doalpxqftnprgfq

>>4076749
Introduce THIS >>>/ck/7271087 and say it say it say it say it!

>>4087368
i want to help you out but i'm wary of the rulebreaking implications of posting the reply you so desperately crave within that thread

>>4087373
>>4087377
>>4087363
You don't have to post it in that thread or even that board.

>>4087380
Then all I can say is Good Fore!

>>4087382
Thanks.

squillups

You are safe in my heart and
My heart will
Go on
And on

swoop

another kind of violence

poop-dick monkeyfuck. bet he has poop on his dick and just leaves it there doesnt even care. bet he fuckin smears it on his nipples and smells his hand. bet he sniffs his stinky finger all day and pisses in his stupid mouth. ugly monkey-fuck. hate in my heart for soda the shit-hurling fucktard primate

>>4088425
gross dude

bonk

>>4088644
nice dubs

swip swip

blips

swazoomple

flemp

squawkbox

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

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Got a cigarette?

>>4088989
Sorry brobro I quit those things years ago

>>4088992
Give me ironclads and 6 gold per turn

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>>4089005

blelf

Comically asinine

floops

>>4089077
>77
>Dubs
Nice

doink

>>4089088
>88
>Dubs
Nice

squoit

pledriddles

poops

plomps

Donkey Strider

>>4089266
das a nice double

Stilton Telbits

Man Johdden

Normal View

ploomp

crildar

>>4089332
groundbreaking

wholegrain chortles

>>4089613
NORMAL VIEW

>>4090074
NOOOORMAAALL VIIIIIEEWWWWW!!!!!

swing low sweet chariot

DAE TIL BRB?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LGiq8Z3MoU

swoop swoop

Helial Corderia

Gorp

zwibble

j'rdlganken

Shworvels

>>4076749
Seconds please

>>4090649
*sneezes*

>>4076749
id caress her naked body and slide my cock into her sweet tight pussy

>>4090670
Now that's what I'm talking about

Homeless dingo

>>4076749
such a cute face

>>4076749
>2015
>Not downloading this porn

>>4076749
bumping for interest and fapping

mods pls sticky

>>4076749
>mfw

snoop's two source awards

>>4090829
dank, simply dank

THE GAME

>>4090846
mfw when i just losted

>>4076749
oh boy porn

>>4076749
very cool and very hot

>>4076749
Fucking right on OP, thanks for the wincest

>>4076749
nig nog trying to get a handbeezy

>>4090856
yw bby

>>4076749
Watching the video now, this is pretty much rape, How can you sick fucks possibly fap to this? Disgusting sadists.

>>4090861
By choosing Heron Island as a nesting ground

>>4076749
love it when she says "i want you want to cum in me<br&gtthat shit was hot

>>4076749
DAMN!! SHE CAN TAKE THAT COCK!!

>>4076749
Still there anon?

>>4090866
>66
>Dubs
Nice

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>>4076749
oh my

>>4090889
He's a five star man.

>>4076749
Im gonna tell my grandpa to watch this

>>4090896
He would love it

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4076749
bumping for interest

>>4090900
checking these splendid doubles

>>4090900

Nice

>>4076749
bumping for /b/ros

>>4090908
>>>/b/

>>4076749
wanna cum on that pretty face

>>4076749
OP is not a taffer.

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>>4076749
>2:56
i cant believe you even attempted that OP

poops and boops! :D

>>4076749
top jew

>>4076749
Damn man u just made my day awesome thanks :D

>>4076749
wow OP i was going to go to the mall with my girlfriend and her mom, but i saw this thread and came in like a wrecking ball!

>>4090934
np bae ilu

>>4076749
Ignore the trolls, this is fucking great.

alri la

>>4076749
Came so hard my cum formed into a 9mm bullet and shot my dad in the face.

everybody dance now

>>4076749
Now THIS is what I exactly wanted.

>>4090954
a hot piece of dick and some cold shrimp
aint nothin better

>>4076749
Liked, share, uploaded to my asshole

>>4076749
i fucking jizzed

>>4090957
Ay yo lemme peek at dat butthoel

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>>4076749
>those hands
hnnng

hey /b/ spammer i hope you're having fun and i hope you can join us in the next introducing thread :D

>>4076749
I love her black hair

>>4076749
maybe i can fit in this video before dinner

>>4076749
My hands are wet

>>4090977
dubs, nice

>>4076749
little girls big cock

>>4076749
jesus fucking christ this shit is hot

>>4076749
she can deep throat that SHIT!

>>4091000
sweet trips m8

>>4076749
i just blew a 2 liter load of cum

>>4091014
i find that hard to believe tbh fam

swoop

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>>4090966
>>4090944
>>4090922
>>4090855
>>4085355
nice dubs

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ooooooh oooooohh ooooooooooooh

>>4076749
is this the monkey from san andreas?

>>4091080
yeah sure if that's what you want to think

Simply the dankest meme of all time in this ITT thread

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*shits*

hakuna matata

>>4091169
well done, wow

>>4091174
thanks, it took a lot of time and effort and support from my friends and family and about $100,000

skrink

i am get tattoo of this monkey with saying 'introducing'

pool's closed

fench

The Meme Of My Dreams

>>4091304
post a picture if you do fam

>>4083463
SLEEP TIGHT PHONE

woop swoop

Ploop

sweet blumpkins

Goltatious

Shremberlin

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

don't break the fourth wall

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4092194
what about the fifth wall though

xddddddddddddddddddddddddddd i fucjkin love this meme tdahs some good shiiiiet right there if i do so sao myself per se

>>4092223
it's dank as frank tbh fam

a# B bf C C D# v

>>4092247
48 keys of life

>>4092252
v minor is my favorite hidden key

boop boop doop

smashing success

>>4092338
agreed dude
mods pls sticky b4 bump limit is reached

bazoinkles!

doppel-bazoinkel

skibble-dee flipbop

kid cuisine

lunchables

hey guys, have yall seen "read it"?

>>4092444

jungle feathers

shwomp

>>4092515
classy af

Bill Swagantino

>>4092777
>777
>Trips
Nice

Heron in this ITT

>>4092872
>>4090866
WHAT?

>>4092874
BAVI

shibby

test

>>4093073
lame

any final thoughts guys, 'fore we wrap up?

>>4093828
no more swoops for this le epic monkey thread

i must say, i truly appreciate whomever keeps posting these. I am the original OP poster of the Soda maymay and I am not the person that posted this thread. this is advantageous in the sense that now I can keep this thread bumped and visible on the first page with increased frequency. when I posted these threads, it was necessary to wait ~10 minutes between posts in order to implement an effective bump, yet with another person finally posting these threads, I can fully utilize the 1 minute post timer (30 seconds for images, if one is so inclined) and step this "meme" up to the levels of dankness it so deserves.

Additionally, this now raises the status of Soda monkey beyond daily dose into the realm of actual meme, as it is now being posted by more than one person, thus fulfilling its memetic destiny. I could never imagine what this thread would become when I began posting it. All I really wanted to do was establish a particular thread that I would post every time I was on this board, as I was on it every day anyway, and I figured I might as well try something of that nature. It has become something quite interesting, and the journey has been a true learning experience. Thanks to everyone involved, I love you. Goodnight.

>>4094001
eye-openin oh-oh-ones, broski

>>4094067
thanks, i really need to make dinner now