>order a pizza >it cost money

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FUGGING FUGGED UP SOCIETY

>>3957856
That's capitalism, bub!

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HOW TO GET A PIZZA FOR FREE

1. order pizze online or with phone
2. wait for pizza
3. when you get pizza give the guy the money
4. hire someone or have a friend to let the air out of the pizza guys tires
5. set up a tow truck service thats fake just buy a tow truck or use your truck and paint it up so it looks like a tow truck
6. sneak out realfast aftert you put your pizza in over at 190 degrees F to keep it warm while to execute the rest of the plan
7. get to your truck and start it up and put a hast and moustache on so pizza guy dosent know u
8. drive past and kinda look at his tires and act not interested but drive slow
9. stop like 10 feet after and roll down you;re window and go hey im done with my shift but if u need help i can call a wrecker its like $80
10. he will say no i just need air or something i dont know and then
11. steps 12-16 just work it out so you air his tires up with a air compressor you have hooked to your truck battery you can get these for $100 or so or better one sfor $300
17. then just say minimum charge is $20 or whatever the cost of the pizza was pluis tip but no more
18. now he will have exactly that money on him since you paid him that money and he will go oh wow thats how much money i have here u go and then he will leave on his tires with fresh air in them
18. go back inside and enjoy pizza and share with your accomplice
19. play some stupid came you got on steam for on sale until like 2am

>>3957856
who are you quoting?
>>3957858
dumb frogposter >>>/r9k/
>>3957866
good double

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These brothers within the picture infiltrated a compound full of ISIS muslims and gunned them down like fucking badasses. They then found a time machine inside the compound and proceeded to singlehandedly wipe out the Nazi armies, free the Jews, and disembowel Hitler. They travelled further back in time and ass-raped the British army during the Revolutionary War. They said themselves that Washington himself had a tear in his eye from the pride he felt. He was so proud that he agreed to be sacrificed so he may transfer his soul into the body of an eagle. The brothers took the eagle, went back to the present time, and took a selfie with George Washington the eagle. They then supposedly disappeared into an explosion of fire and beautiful white women before disappearing into the suns

>>3957893
me on the left after not getting a pizza

>>3957879
this tbh