These brothers within the picture infiltrated a compound full of ISIS muslims and gunned them down like fucking badasses. They then found a time machine inside the compound and proceeded to singlehandedly wipe out the Nazi armies, free the Jews, and disembowel Hitler. They travelled further back in time and ass-raped the British army during the Revolutionary War. They said themselves that Washington himself had a tear in his eye from the pride he felt. He was so proud that he agreed to be sacrificed so he may transfer his soul into the body of an eagle. The brothers took the eagle, went back to the present time, and took a selfie with George Washington the eagle. They then supposedly disappeared into an explosion of fire and beautiful white women before disappearing into the sunset.
Give these guys a friggin medal.
>>3956315
Congratulations.
>>3956322
>22
Dubs so you must be telling the truth.
If no one replies to this thread I'm going to EAT A SANDWICH...
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...filled with deli ham
Russia's better ...
THERE, I SAID IT
COMEATMEBROOOOOOOO
Since we are posting reddit stories today I thought I'd share this too:
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/3uq29p/i_made_a_pattern_of_some_staples/?sort=confidence