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MY ASS POOPED
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When u take aan emotional studies class and ur teacher says anger and motivation are not the same thingy
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>>5812962
cute anime
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>>5812962
I want to choke the shit out of the poopgirl.

April from TMNT 1987 is investigating a string of rapes in a low income area. Tracing the semen samples back to an old, shoddy apartment complex, the news crew speeds their way over. To their disappointment, it appears a rape has already gone down and the perps are evidently still present. From the shadows, two hulking figures known as Bebop and Rocksteady emerge and restrain them. Now Vernon must watch in horror as April endures and eventually succumbs to the beasts' forceful, tempting gestures.

http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/April_O%27Neil_(1987_TV_series)

Post it here:

http://members.adult-fanfiction.org/register.php

http://archiveofourown.org/invite_requests
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My other idea (but similar) is that Bebop and Rocksteady intend to rape Irma and April from the 80's TMNT cartoon, but Irma and April are so horny that they turn the tables on them and fuck Bebop and Rocksteady into tired submission.

(Feel free to change it and make the story darker if that's what you're into.)

http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Irma_Langinstein_(1987_TV_series)

Either way, I hope somebody here writes it.
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>>5812939
>>5812942
https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/12119991
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Another day, another fap to april getting drilled by rhinos and turtles

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Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue like him inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and himself And everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue da ba dee da ba die... I have a blue house with a blue window. Blue is the colour of all that I wear. Blue are the streets and all the trees are too. I have a girlfriend and she is so blue. Blue are the people here that walk around, Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside. Blue are the words I say and what I think. Blue are the feelings that live inside me. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die... I have a blue house with a blue window. Blue is the colour of all that I wear. Blue are the streets and all the trees are too. I have a girlfriend and she is so blue. Blue are the people here that walk around, Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside. Blue are the words I say and what I think. Blue are the feelings that live inside me. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die... Inside and outside blue his house With the blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and himself And everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue da ba dee da ba die... I'm blue (da ba dee da ba die)
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>>5812935
i like beary blue
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>>5812935
dabba dee dabba da

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ONE TIME i DRANK wATER AND IT GAVE ME AN ERECTION AND I CRIED BECAUSE I THOUGHT it WAS A DISEASE

Stay hydrated my sicc dudes
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I drink watere and I'm still not poplar...
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>>5812936
thx sicc sipper
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>>5812936
one time i rubbed my bepis and i did it for longer than usual and it started to feel weird and the muscles near there started to contract on their own and i got really realy scared and i thought i broke it and i would've told my parents but i was too scared. then the next month we had to go to the doctors and it was the thing where you have to p*e in a cup and my heart was beating really fast and i almost started crying because i thought the doctors would know i lost my virginity my touching my b*pis and they would tell my parents and the police and my life would be over. the doctors came back and asked me if i was really stressed or if something bad happened at school earlier because my blood pressure was really high

I need help going over the basics and easy knowledge of 4chan
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>>5812890
step 1 kys
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>>5812891
Fagged
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>>5812891
yes. smooching is very important.

give everyone lol (lots of love)

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*marries le ice cade*
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wow you're green
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when you play footsies with the girl and she still doesn't know you want to fugg

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Hey anon! If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber! :)
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>>5812845
thx you'd be a cuteapple
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>>5812845
I...I-I! Uh...!

Y-You too!
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>>5812849
LOLE

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Wowe! sure is nice comming back to /b/ every once in a while
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>>5812805
sigh....
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Do you think she would tongue my buttehole if I paid her enough monies (I might poop and cum on her too).
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>>5812831
wait do u cum thru ur buttehple?
tricky...

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I want to line my nasal passages up with her anuse and inhale until I fall unconscious.
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sniffe
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>>5812799
sure, and I just want to check your dubs
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smelle

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc
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>>5812777
how do i check my fortune agen?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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fortune
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>>5812777
nice trips!!!!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


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