>be me
>8th grade in shitty utah school
>have 2 classes with porn addicted teacher *he still works there*
>well call him "dirtbag" (he looses tons of assignments(we all hate him))
>one day he inform us that he will be gone for about a month for surgery on his neck
>fuckyes.jpg
>next week goes into surgery
>leaves us with fat old sweaty unmovable rotten potato sub
>expecting him to yell at us for the first day
>he sits in his chair the whole day and plays minesweeper on the computer
>fuck yes i love these guys
>first day of sub we play beseige
>second day someone brings a old cs game
>third day same kid that brought cs brings halo ce multiplayer enabled
>things go down hill from here. or up hill, depends on how you look at it.
>i brought a flashdrive so i could bring it home to play the campain and give it to other people
>game fucking spreads like AIDS in africa
>so in the school computer network there is a student shared drive that we can put our stuff for teacher to grade
>get an idea
>put halo in there
>now everyone can have it
>spreadingthelove.jpg
>little did i know that this game had a timed virus to destroy any computer that it was on at a specific date, this comes in later
>for the next month everyone would hop on a server and have a grand ol time
>the old fart sub didnt care, but the normal teachers did
>any shooting game was restricted at our school.
>it got so bad that the teachers would have a mental breakdown every class period
>and things were looking good. until dirtbag comes back
>he sees the mess that we made
>goes rage mode final form 9000
>starts to interrogate the shit out of everyone
>some shit lips rats me and my friend out
>i panic and tell him that i got it from friend
>feel bad about it
>he gets suspended for 2 weeks
>feel ultra bad
>then it happens
>the virus kicks in
>it destroyed 3/4th of all the computers in the entire fucking school
>500,000 worth of damage
>quickly got most of it under control but the damage already done
>passed w/ C
who are you quoting?
>>5804640
Only 2 week suspension? Worth. Cool story bro
>>5804655
Haja right? Nice dubs btw
what if I had a gun
maybe we could have FUN
with you're GUN
>>5804634
shoot
what if life was still fun and you could sit down and watch an adam sandler with your movie and laugh at how he yells at the children and other anti-social things lol
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
A creature made of sunshine
her eyes were like the sky
rabbit howls like something old
as we twitch to a lullaby
the scalpel shines in god's sunshine
the streetlights whisper pain
down here near the poison stream
our god has gone insane
1. print this
2. post results
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>5804556
>>5804556
I don't think I did it right.
I think it tried to print in 4D on 2D surface.
lol men kissing
ewwww,....
>>5804520
das gay
its not what it looks like anon
I merely was retrieving a quarter I had accidentally dropped between his legs
OwO
>>5804514
stroke
bideo games
Maybe?
you're just mad I'm hilarious 24/7 god of comedy and you're just a brat
get lost.
sure whatever nice beb tho i licked gher worm in interstella
your a shit.
your brain is soft and i feel sorry for it
I ate cereal with a spork today.
So how was your day?
>>5804448
i didn't eat breakfast
>>5804453
I almost never do but I did today
reminder that spikeman smuggling and/or possession is illegal
>>5804445
who would risk jail time smuggling garbage tbh
>>5804445
but shes baving instead
>>5804447
ha ha i see what you did there pal laughing while crying
This tree decided to celebrate fall early
marioes or gtfo
>>5804384
wth rude
tbf it is a low quality picture though
Phone camera is only good at close up, need my regular camera more often i guess
>>5804382
There's no fall, it's just early winter
I'm changing starting now. I love fat bottom girl with black hair and beautiful blue eyes. She's my starmate. I'll pretend were together, I'm a changed man starting NOW!!! I really don't deserve her anyway.
John Green is really cool.
>>5804352
john green!
is looking good!
sonic the hedgehog!
jon gwee!
i coler gude!!!!
i smart boy!!!!
>>5804352
I bet you're from one of those green parts of not america.
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>>5804318
dag, yo
is this the furry board?
This is the NICE board
>>5804300
You're looking for trash