Story time

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>be me
>8th grade in shitty utah school
>have 2 classes with porn addicted teacher *he still works there*
>well call him "dirtbag" (he looses tons of assignments(we all hate him))
>one day he inform us that he will be gone for about a month for surgery on his neck
>fuckyes.jpg
>next week goes into surgery
>leaves us with fat old sweaty unmovable rotten potato sub
>expecting him to yell at us for the first day
>he sits in his chair the whole day and plays minesweeper on the computer
>fuck yes i love these guys
>first day of sub we play beseige
>second day someone brings a old cs game
>third day same kid that brought cs brings halo ce multiplayer enabled
>things go down hill from here. or up hill, depends on how you look at it.
>i brought a flashdrive so i could bring it home to play the campain and give it to other people
>game fucking spreads like AIDS in africa
>so in the school computer network there is a student shared drive that we can put our stuff for teacher to grade
>get an idea
>put halo in there
>now everyone can have it
>spreadingthelove.jpg
>little did i know that this game had a timed virus to destroy any computer that it was on at a specific date, this comes in later
>for the next month everyone would hop on a server and have a grand ol time
>the old fart sub didnt care, but the normal teachers did
>any shooting game was restricted at our school.
>it got so bad that the teachers would have a mental breakdown every class period
>and things were looking good. until dirtbag comes back
>he sees the mess that we made
>goes rage mode final form 9000
>starts to interrogate the shit out of everyone
>some shit lips rats me and my friend out
>i panic and tell him that i got it from friend
>feel bad about it
>he gets suspended for 2 weeks
>feel ultra bad
>then it happens
>the virus kicks in
>it destroyed 3/4th of all the computers in the entire fucking school
>500,000 worth of damage
>quickly got most of it under control but the damage already done
>passed w/ C