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Weew lads Nice office ladies in le nice bord
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>>3950102
I wnat to fucc those slutes.
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>>3950944
these are top$/top% sloots, my man, gotta cough up dat dough.
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>>3950102
more
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:D
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>>3950100
nice dubs Yuri
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this is nice boar
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>>3949999
Beary nice quad
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>>3950000
nice
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>>3949999
4 nines nice but berry is not a bby check the spoiler
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><> fishe & woman ⍺|8-<
she's half fish and hald human bean
⍺|8>< mememaid
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lol is so funny
omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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>>3950010
:^)
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>>3950623
memes?
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This nigger, right here 2015-11-27 22:16:38 Post No.3949975
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This nigger voted.
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>>3949975
Ok
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>>3949975
Why did he vote to get hanged?
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>>3949975
Is everything a nigger to you OP? That's obviously a home made doll.
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I want /r9k/ to leave.
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>>3949955
as long as they meme they can stay
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where is euphoria and tips fedora people?
what's the meaning of an euphoria fig and a tipsfedora fig?
nwe fig here
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this is the cool club friendo x
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>>3949934
>cool club friendo
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Fly You Magnificent Friggin' Eagle! (A Tale of Un-American History) (PART ONE) 2015-11-27 21:57:09 Post No.3949908
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"Fly You Magnificent Friggin' Eagle! (A Tale of Un-American History)"
PART ONE: "Murica's First Blood"
Long ago, when people gave a nanogram of a fuck about freedom, lived George Washington. Besides being the inventor of peanut butter, he also mildly disliked the British. But as time went on, he looked past the British's faults and learnt the true meaning of friendship ...
Screw that noise! He declared war on those crumpet-eating bastards! Thus began the greatest war in all of American history, and one of the worst films of Mel Gibson's career.
According to the most trustworthy of sources, an obscure wikipedia article dealing with the Revolution that was written by my father's only brother's sibling's only son, the war began when Lexigram and Flight of the Concords were insulted by the older neighbor English kids from across the pond. The teasing went on for forty, endless, agonizing seconds until Lexi and Con got pissed off and spread a rumour that the guys-from-that-particularly-large-island-next-to-Ireland were batting for the same team. Wait ... I've just been told baseball didn't exist back then. They were rumoured to be shooting eachother's hoops. Wha- ... are you ... basketball didn't exist either?! Screw this ... everyone thought they were gay! Happy?
Therefore, since times were the most progressive they've ever been, the friends of Lexi and Con ganged up on the supposed arse-gobblers and brutally dismembered them with the ends of their muskets.
News spread quickly that a large group of english homosexuals were murdered. Like hearing about an act of terrorism in the Middle-East, hardly anyone bat an eye thinking that it was just some rowdy kids trying to find the meaning of life.
That is, until George Washington burst onto the scene and declared that he renamed the entire eastern part of North America "The United States of America."
(continued in the replies below ...)
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There was some debate between Washington and his fellow co-conspiratirs on what the name would be. They drew up a list of suggestions, and in typical american fashion they brought it to a vote.
The suggestions on this incredibly important list were as follows:
1. The Lordship of the Thirteen Original Colonies
2. The Rise of the Western Phoenix
3. 'Murica! (We believe that, yes, the exclamation point was included)
4. LOL U.S.A. FTW GTFO U.K.!!!!!?!!! (We believe Benjamin Franklin originally suggested this name. His progressive nature at the time is evident in this forgotten title of what would be a great nation)
5. The United States of America (We believe that no one liked this name)
The vote was to be held three days from when the list was written. All the voters, fifty-two individuals in all, were divided into several "districts". Each district would count for one vote.
The day of the vote finally arrived. George Washington's suggestion of "The United States of America" wasn't the favorite among the districts, and this worried him tremedously. Miraculously, the name was accepted by the voters, and Washington could now call this new nation the U S of A!*
*(Despite reports from the time detailing Washington overseeing the entire voting process, "redrawing" and creating new districts, and threatening all the other voters by marching entire armies to their houses and shooting rounds into the foundations of those houses)
After this tedious debacle the founding fathers of our nation agreed to fight the British menace. Until they realized they still had to write a Declaration of Independence. Damn.
Will Tim Jaffersun write the D.o.I before it's too late? Will George Washington fight off the Tea-drinking Menace from the Atlantic Lagoon? Will the Assassain's Guild secure American Independence from the English Templars through covert and blatantly unrealistic means? Will Mel Gibson's movie ever get a remake? Stay tuned sometime next week to find out!
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wtf is this shite
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>>3949935
The most beautiful thing shite you've ever seen, pal.
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When frogpoaster
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>>3949852
how's it going reddit?
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All of you hateful people on 4chan dont ever accept others into your tight knit community and i wont stand for it!
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>>3949826
Yell anon, yell it all from your soul
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>>3949826
Good post.
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>mfw
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i wish i could love other people and the real me instead of my ego and its irrational need for illusory control.
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Maybe the problem isn't that you lack the capacity to love others, but that you are simply unlovable. Since you have never been deserving of the simple warmth of human kindness you have become a soulless empty husk of a human, completely lacking in any value.
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>>3949807
MFW at first i thought you were being tsundere and felt good temporarily, but then i realized you may actually be serious. It's horrifying to think about, and you may well be right.
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caaaaaaa
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le human cate
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lol ew
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The thing on your left turns into me
How fugged are you?
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>>3949718
well there's a blanket im partially on
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It means you need to commit suicide Inshallah you be a martyr Global Caliphate soon and we will behead all you impure filthy kafir Inshallah The tawheed flag will be raised in the white house
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>>3949721
dude me too we blanket buddies haha brb
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lol nice dub's
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Look at these dubs
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This is nice board.
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>>3949699
>>3949700
Nice consecutive dubs ~desu!
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this is smug board