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2015-11-26 05:21:14 Post No.3945511
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Hey Standers,

My name is Le Sit Man, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are standing, straight, no-sits who spend every second of their day standing on their stupid ass feet. You are everything bad in the world, have any of you ever gotten any seats? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own lack of sitting, but you all take it to a whole new seat. This is even worse than standing when seats are available.
Don't be a stander. Just sit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much seated. I was captain of the sitting team, and starter on my wheelchair basketball team. What seats do you sit, other than "stand up and never sit down"? I also get straight sit's, and have a super comfortable chair (I just sat in it, Shit was SO seat). You are all standers who whould just sit yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my chair.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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klekl 2015-11-26 05:40:48 Post No.3945534
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>>3945511
checked and kekd

Anonymous 2015-11-26 05:40:53 Post No.3945535
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>>3945511
good double double

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Anonymous 2015-11-26 03:45:10 Post No. 3945370 [Report] [View this topic]

bones

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bones

Anand Khan 2015-11-26 12:03:43 Post No.3946007
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2-aOso2R44&feature=youtu.be

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bones

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2015-11-26 03:07:21 Post No.3945294
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Anonymous 2015-11-26 03:07:21 Post No. 3945294 [Report] [View this topic]

SUBJECT

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>>3945294

Anonymous 2015-11-26 03:09:21 Post No.3945299
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>>3945294
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>3945294
HARRY POTTER.

Anonymous
2015-11-26 02:36:37 Post No.3945247
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Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:36:37 Post No. 3945247 [Report] [View this topic]

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Great Shit Ape 2015-11-26 02:41:55 Post No.3945255
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I remember the first time I got high too.

Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:43:21 Post No.3945257
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>>3945255
That's sad that you get your inspiration from cannabis.

For me, it does the opposite. It zones me out and makes me numb and dumb.

I am at my best sober.

Great Shit Ape 2015-11-26 02:55:05 Post No.3945273
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>>3945257
Oh you're just mentally ill my bad.

Holy Fuck
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Holy Fuck 2015-11-26 02:36:01 Post No. 3945245 [Report] [View this topic]

average s5s poster

Your fortune: Good Luck

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ahhh~

relaxing first

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 2015-11-26 08:59:46 Post No.3945862
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>>3945245
that's literally my mfw when I finished "Out Of The Aeons" yesterday

me on the left 2015-11-26 09:07:54 Post No.3945873
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me on the left 2015-11-26 09:07:54 Post No.3945873 [Report]

ent

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Anonymous
2015-11-26 02:03:18 Post No.3945139
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Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:03:18 Post No. 3945139 [Report] [View this topic]

bidoof

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Anonymous 2015-11-26 03:48:25 Post No.3945375
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kil urself fag

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bildorf

Anonymous 2015-11-26 08:28:59 Post No.3945810
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>>3945375

its bidoof

Yuji Sakai
2015-11-26 02:00:14 Post No.3945129
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Yuji Sakai 2015-11-26 02:00:14 Post No. 3945129 [Report] [View this topic]

What are the anime's laughing at?

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Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:05:40 Post No.3945150
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>>3945129
my're benis

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>3945129 (you)

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*sip*

Anonymous
2015-11-26 01:58:37 Post No.3945126
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Anonymous 2015-11-26 01:58:37 Post No. 3945126 [Report] [View this topic]

Why we still here?

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Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:01:53 Post No.3945134
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this is a philosophical board where memes collide in a beautiful symphony of chaos

the end goal is to unlock all mysteries and broaden the collective understanding of our species that we may transcend to inter-galactic godhood and take our proper thrones upon the block of minecraft (autismcraft)

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>>3945134
>>3945126

jajaja i meant to say blocks (plural) (there's more than one block in minecraft lmafo)

dont bully me pls i am autism lmffoao

Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:06:49 Post No.3945155
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>>3945126
the truth of the light is absolutely blinding
if any think himself wise in the ways of the world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise
For the men of this world, professing themself to be wise, have become fools

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2015-11-26 01:57:36 Post No.3945123
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G8rH8r 2015-11-26 01:57:36 Post No. 3945123 [Report] [View this topic]

drinking is the best part of living

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Anonymous 2015-11-26 01:59:50 Post No.3945128
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>>3945123
what then, when drinking no longer does it for you?

G8rH8r 2015-11-26 02:05:25 Post No.3945149
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>>3945128
you do other things in addition to drinking

Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:08:17 Post No.3945161
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I don't live to drink, I drink to live

me on the left
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Potion Seller me on the left 2015-11-26 01:56:35 Post No. 3945119 [Report] [View this topic]

I am going into battle, and I need your strongest potions

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:03:43 Post No.3945142
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>>3945119
here you go lol

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous 2015-11-26 02:05:07 Post No.3945148
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>>3945142
FORTUNE CONFIRMED
Get is best potion man and will always deliver you from battle.

me on the left 2015-11-26 02:06:37 Post No.3945153
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>>>/f/thread/2961024/

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
2015-11-26 01:44:21 Post No.3945079
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Anonymous 2015-11-26 01:44:21 Post No. 3945079 [Report] [View this topic]

If your not going fast your going faster

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LOL IM GAY!!!!

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>>3945079
sonic's arms are not

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my meme will reach terminal velocity

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Anonymous 2015-11-26 01:33:14 Post No. 3945040 [Report] [View this topic]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DON'T DO IT IN-*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*

OH MY GOD! CLEAN IT OUT! QUICK!

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Anonymous 2015-11-26 01:37:16 Post No.3945052
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lol water hose in bagina

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>>3945052
That's metal bro

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>>3945058
>>3945052
BUT WHAT IF IT JUST PUSHES IT FURTHER INSIDE?

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unironical namefig 2015-11-26 01:27:45 Post No. 3945022 [Report] [View this topic]

inject memes directly into your consciousness

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ayo im that fucking guy that keeps inverting the colors of every picture he posts to try to make them look interesting

unironical namefig 2015-11-26 01:33:37 Post No.3945041
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>>3945030
cool story fam

Narcissistic Yuji Sa 2015-11-26 01:48:20 Post No.3945094
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>>3945030
>>3945038
your work inspired me
I'm not really happy with the result but I guess I'll post it anyway because i'm Yuji Sakai and I do what I want