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swaglord
2015-12-03 08:22:00 Post No.3967046
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swaglord 2015-12-03 08:22:00 Post No. 3967046 [Report] [View this topic]

Hi
Mok buys 4chan from mot Hottolink is a Japanese data analytics/mining company. They specialize in mining/selling data behind social media/blogs/bbs/forums. They currently only provide service to Japanese and Chinese companies, utilizing data from 2ch/twitter/weibo/blogs etc. Services they provide are product performance analysis/marketing solutions based on social media data Niconico Douga is Japan's equivalent of youtube. Hiroyuki is some kind of employed with their project. Hiroyuki's company Brazil Future Search provides the search solution for Niconico douga 2ch.sc is Hiroyuki's pirate site of 2ch.net. Hiroyuki made 2ch.sc to fulfill his contracts to Hottolink which provides him with millions of USD per annum according to Hottolink's published financial report Brazil Future Search is Hiroyuki's search engine company specializing in real-time search solutions. They currently provide search for Niconico Douga and 2ch.sc and others Effyis is a company that runs boardreader.com. They were recently bought out by Hottolink as the first expansion into the US market How Hiroyuki will sell 4chan data 1: Brazil Future Search will make a real-time search engine for 4chan text data only. They will forgo images because images are not important in data mining 2: The new 4chan search engine will provide data to Effyis (boardreader.com) 3: Boardreader.com will add 4chan search to their board search 4: Effyis (boardreader.com) will provide a firehose of data to Hottolink (their parent company) to use in data mining 5: American companies will begin purchasing analytics data from Hottolink There is no step 6, you have already had your data sold to the highest bidder After Hiroyuki's initial announcement of purchasing 4chan, Hottolink stock has risen 60 points. This is likely due to insider trading; Hottolink has yet to publicly announce anything regarding 4chan Hottolink's strategy in their published English financial report http://www.hottolink.co.jp/pdf/english/ir20150828.pdf

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 08:25:34 Post No.3967049
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not a good meme
nice try 8ch ;^D

swaglord 2015-12-03 08:28:06 Post No.3967051
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swaglord 2015-12-03 08:28:06 Post No.3967051 [Report]

>>3967049
>8ch
Who is this??

Anonymous 2015-12-03 08:29:30 Post No.3967052
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>>3967051
who are you quoting?

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nice Anonymous 2015-12-03 07:22:16 Post No. 3966993 [Report] [View this topic]

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3826599 2015-12-03 07:23:27 Post No.3966997
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>>3966993
Whoa it's a toad

nice

>>3966994
Whoa it's another toad

nice

Anonymous
2015-12-03 06:55:07 Post No.3966963
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Anonymous 2015-12-03 06:55:07 Post No. 3966963 [Report] [View this topic]

Sup, guys, I'm a loser and I get severely mocked for my physical appearance

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G8rH8r 2015-12-03 07:02:25 Post No.3966968
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>>3966963
Hello, I am glad to here that things are going in your favor my friend. Please remember to stay grounded and be true to yourself, and goodnight.

poopboi 2015-12-03 07:03:15 Post No.3966969
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poopboi 2015-12-03 07:03:15 Post No.3966969 [Report]

at least you're beautiful on the inside, bby :^)

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 06:13:18 Post No. 3966919 [Report] [View this topic]

hating on justin bieber was an example of a negativity based, festering-disease like meme of rudeness and hate

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 06:21:19 Post No.3966931
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>>3966919

Nah, I still hate him because he's a crappy human being. But at least he's actually TRYING to make decent music nowadays.

Anonymous 2015-12-03 06:33:00 Post No.3966945
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Anonymous 2015-12-03 06:33:00 Post No.3966945 [Report]

I actually respect him, he was a knob, he admitted to it and apologize. At least he isn't in denial like these other ridiculous celebs.

unironical namefig 2015-12-03 07:51:55 Post No.3967031
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>>3966931
hating someone because he's a crappy human being means you are a crappy human being tbh

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2015-12-03 06:04:25 Post No.3966908
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Anonymous 2015-12-03 06:04:25 Post No. 3966908 [Report] [View this topic]

Why haven't you installed LFS yet.

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 06:09:49 Post No.3966914
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>>3966908
Every thread deserves at least one reply ;^)

Anonymous 2015-12-03 06:12:40 Post No.3966918
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>>3966908
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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>>3966908
I'm too lazy to do all that shit.

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2015-12-03 04:55:58 Post No.3966821
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matt 2015-12-03 04:55:58 Post No. 3966821 [Report] [View this topic]

in this ITT thread: we post our sexual identity

i sexually identify as a Mi-24V battle helicopter
~~Dont missgender me~~

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 05:03:38 Post No.3966842
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I identify as an anime school girl with significant social anxiety, but still makes efforts to become more popular.

Pee Pee Vaginae 2015-12-03 05:04:26 Post No.3966844
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>>3966821
Nice, I identify as dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 2015-12-03 05:06:24 Post No.3966845
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>>3966844
Fancy dub

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 04:52:10 Post No. 3966813 [Report] [View this topic]

this .......

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>>3966813
this ~~is a good post~~

~~Your fortune: Excellent Luck~~

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>>3966813
IS SPARTAAAA!

Anonymous 2015-12-03 05:41:31 Post No.3966880
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>>3966813
Trying out fortune for the first time

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 03:55:30 Post No. 3966666 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 03:56:07 Post No.3966673
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Congrats you fucking nerd

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>>3966666
Greetings. My name is Suiseiseki and I have contacted you for important matters, desu!

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number, desu!

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen, desu~! It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it, desu!

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you, desu!

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death, desu~!

Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you, desu~! I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance, desu!

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked-desu!

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave, desu! I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them, desu! The reason? More digits must be checked, desu~!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

le rudefig 2015-12-03 03:58:34 Post No.3966680
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>>3966666
YOU'RE NOW OFFICIALLY A MEME

we fucking give up

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 03:52:44 Post No. 3966657 [Report] [View this topic]

call anime control, i fucking dare you nerd

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 03:53:27 Post No.3966659
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>>3966657
ok *calls anime control*

Anime Patrol 2015-12-03 03:56:09 Post No.3966674
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>>3966659
Hello Anime Patrol how can help you

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>>3966674
hello anime patrol a anime is being lewd with her butt

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 03:22:09 Post No. 3966579 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello all,

This is my thread. I'm leaving it here and going to check back on it in a little while to see if I have any cool replies, hopefully I'll get some!

Bye for now, and please enjoy your time in my thread!

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 03:25:02 Post No.3966596
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me on the left

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Anonymous 2015-12-03 03:49:16 Post No.3966649 [Report]

Hello everyone, I'm back! thank you for the replies, the two I got were certainly very cool. I'm going to go away for a bit longer and then check in again, and while I hope I get more cool replies, the replies I already got were very satisfying, and it would not bother me if those were the last of them.

Thanks for being in my thread, and as always please enjoy your time in it!