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I walked over to the worktop and grabbed a kitchen knife, then I proceeded to squat next to Keksandra who's back was fully exposed. I took the knife and drew the words "TOPKEK" into her flesh with deep cuts, she screamed in pain as blood poured from the wounds, Keksandra was banging her hands on the floor begging me to stop however this only fueled my blood lust. I sat on Keksandra's back and pulled her head up, she screamed as her neck muscles were pushed to the limit, I than began gouging her eyes. Blood and fluid leaked from poor Keksandra's eyes, "PLEASE STO-A-A-A-A-A-HAHAHAHPPP" she whimpered. I got off her and went through to the Garage where I saw a sledgehammer, I took it and walked through to the kitchen where she was lying on the floor, she looked at me desperately. I raised the sledgehammer while she screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Her pleading was cut off by the sharp pain of the sledgehammer impacting her back, her spine and cartilage was broken up into pieces, her organs began bleeding non-stop.

Keksandra continued to cry, I walked over to the table and grabbed the plate of Topkeks and threw them on the ground. I then said "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NOW, WHORE?!?!?!". Keksandra nodded a No, whimpering with tears draining from her eyes. I raised my foot over one of the Topkek packets, Keksandra screamed "NOOO, NOT THE TOPKEKS!". I slammed my foot down on the Topkek, Turkish muffin burst out in all directions as Keksandra screamed louder than ever. I stomped on every packet of Topkeks, poor little Keksandra had been reduced to nothing. However I heard a knocking on the door, it was Bury Pink Girl. She said "KEKSANDRA, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? I HEARD YOU SCREAMING!". I continued to kick Keksandra in the groin and leg however I knew Bury Pink Girl would bust down the door soon enough so I grabbed the biggest Kitchen Knife, and went behind the door. BAM went the door as it busted open, I ran towards Bury Pink Girl and stabbed her in the neck. Keksandra whimpered a quiet "nooooooo" before closing her eyes...FOR GOOD.

this thread is not nice at all

>>4017395
the master

Your fortune: Average Luck

Good quads

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>>4017395
fucking normies

actually is evening
check your time zone privilege and stay nice, my friend

>>4017315
Its morning in america and america is all that matters
privilege checked tbh

>>4017320
This

"Amen" To Be Saved

"Amen" To Be Saved

amen

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>>4017301>>4017301

Watch the language. .. kid...

>>4017301
Wtf
>>4017349
What

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please consider installing gentoo you can make lots of "e-builds"

What is this

To spooky for me

What on earth is this

Well, he is cute tbh

I have a feeling that he's actually a buttonhole. sure, he likes to comfort sick children but deep down i say he's a greedy no-good capitalist neo-libertarian.

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>>4017227
>getting ashamed over chinese cartoon imageboards
just fuck xD
(quotingmy mom btw)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4017229
This is a horrible post

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>>4017235
just fuck xD

I;m thinking about those DOUBLES

yum!

loll

>>4017182
i dont use irony when on [s4s]. here i can be myself and memes.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>4017187
Very well

I will show you my true form

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4017182
the only ironic part of [s4s] is the irony of being yourself on 4chan. [s4s] is a totally earnest, non-ironic board where we come and hang out without bullies or cuss-words and share out favorite memes.

If you're here to be ironic I would suggest to >>>/b/ ully somewhere else.

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Check my dubs, bitch

>>4017129
Good post

>>4017129
the girl in the picture is very good

>>4017120
lol she's some used goods, literally a total slut smh roflmao I just raped this anime last night and she liked it tbph senpai

>>4017120
She's kawaii but I dun think you can marry a 7 year old, sorry OP!

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>>4017120

I'd fondle her bum cheeks!

>>4017122
I'd give em a good old slap

>>4017122
Nice dubs. I wouldn't mind fondling her dubs if you know what I mean.

oh yes

fuckin shoot me up qt

I do not think the human race has yet evolved to be able to safely and responsibly fully utilize the power of consciousness.

Your picture is a good example of how we, humans, understand "drugs" at the present moment of our evolution, and it is very horribly wrong. I wonder how many generations it will take before drugs and their effects on individuals start being properly researched instead of MKULTRA, "dude im so high/drunk lmao", and prescription drugs used not for the better of humanity but for making money (take antidepressants for example; it is very easy to get a prescription of them even though it is very little understood what they do)?

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no

>>4017188
nice repeating digits my friend

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Carson 2016