the pee girl
lets be realistic here you'd need a really small wiener to even have sex with one of these loli things
>>4772009
Everyone on s4s is a cute trap with a feminine benis
>>4772009
what the h*ck man, the pee girl was just having an innocent 'ol pee and you just have to butt in here talkin about fugging her. what kinda sick pedo r u
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
should i kill myself?
No. I don't think you should kill yourself. Go to your local church and join a Bible study for the depressed.
You will never get out of your thoughts when you surround yourself with the people here.
Surround yourself with people that impose a good influence on you. That treat you with respect and dignity, as many have gone through what you are going through right now. Like me.
If not that, please, at least read what Jesus said in the Gospels. Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
There is hope. Don't give up.
>>4772033
I want to believe
No. You are guaranteed death, so make a sincere effort to enjoy life. Even in terrible times we still actually have the capacity to be happy. I know it's tough, but don't give up.
You can achieve anything you put your mind to
>>4771987
Just be yourself bro XD
>>4771987
Fore!!
>You
ITT post a pic of yourself and other guess what you look like
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
>>4771975
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
Will you still browse s4s when you're 50?
>>4771913
u bet i will! :^) <3
>>4771913
I'll post every day until I get dubs
i plan on retiring at 44
but lemme check my fortune about it
Your fortune: Average Luck
niger
>>4771903
Stick it in my murrhole
>>4771903
please
piger
sunday is nice
nice friendship
>>4771852
roo
friendship should be illegal
>I cum all over my body every day. I make my girfriend squirt on my face every week. I drink horse semen every month. I make bukkake sections every semester.
>Sperm makes my skin regenerate. I'm the bloody mary of cummies. I live eternally while I KILL FUCKING FETUSES AND SPERMS. NOBODY CAN STOP ME. I AM ETERNAL. I AM CUM.
you still have to eat the veggies
>>4771849
>I cum all over my body every day. I make my girfriend squirt on my face every week. I drink horse semen every month. I make bukkake sections every semester.
>Sperm makes my skin regenerate. I'm the bloody mary of cummies.
>I live eternally while I KILL FUCKING FETUSES AND SPERMS.
>NOBODY CAN STOP ME.
>I AM ETERNAL.
>I AM CUM.
>>4771849
2222222 IS GONNA HAPPENING CLAIM FOR GLORY OF S4S
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>>/an/2220977 is a good post and also dubs
ITS GOING TO HAPPEN ANY MINUTE NOW
>>4772054
jk that's a slow board holy guacamole
I have crippling depression
One dubs = one hug
ur a nigger
>>4771718
dumb animeposter
>>4771718
smart animeposter
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
ehlo
im her from a survey compny 2 ask u a survey
pls answear
##1: how much time a wek u masturbeit
>2: how much u like 2 masturbet on scal e from 1 to 10
3: do u masturbet 2 men or women or both?
>>4771645
1. twice a week
2. 6
3. not your business
have u hugged ur friend today
hug is nice symbol of friendship to show u care
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
wtf
My imouto was making me a pitcher of iced tea, but she accidentally put 1 and 2/3rds cup of the mix in instead of just 2/3rds of a cup.
Now I have to dilute every glass I pour with water. I don't know what to do with her, or how she will ever succeed in the real world…
>>4771705
platypuse
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>when a mexican climbs over the wall
>when a frogposter leaves /r9k/
>>4771503
>hurr durrrrrrrrr go back to /r9/
this coming from a filthy s4s poster
I have reached the 17th level of irony.
>>4771444
>444
i believe you
>>4771444
did you see a pair of socks lying around?
I think I left them there..
>>4771454
redpill me on chinese foods
you look, but a Japanese bird is all you see
*cooks japanese bird for dinner*
>>4771434
quoth the raven
"am I kawaii desu?"
>>4771437
that would be rude, you wouldnt want to be rude would you?