I went to the store today and I saw this black woman standing there. I was going to ask her a question about the wage gap and inequality until I saw that she had a Zootopia T-Shirt on with Nick & Judy.
I went up to her, pointed at her shirt and said "Hoooh baby, that's one sexy Fox!"
"Well bye now!"
>>4800167
every thread deserves at least 1 reply
>>4800167
HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
SO U BE SAYIN
*BUYS WATERMELON*
FOX SEXY AND SHIET?
>>4800167
Why didn't you rape her
ITT: I WON'T ALLOW POSTS ENDING IN 4
>>4800121
i like u're hat
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4800322
I like ur'e doubles
did you think you got rid of him last year? well, he's made a comeback and won't leave until you please him with a quads offer (or until this day passes, at least)
>>4800059
oh no!
>>4800059
oh thats sad i finaly buyed a new monitor after last year
>>4800059
i scroll past and cut his arm off lol
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
threaed
>>4799989
ok
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4800038
>Male
>19 years old
>Unemployed
>On the autism spectrum
>Made it to the 10th year of school, above average grades
>Passed the GED high school exit exam, below average score
>Living with parents
>Over-worked father, worn-out mother, and severely autistic twin sister
>Parents very depressed, needless to say
>Can't drive
>Underachiever
>No real skills
>Rarely receives compliments
>No motivation to do anything
>Man-child
>Doesn't wanna grow the fuck up
>Self-conscious
>Pussy
>Afraid to go out in the world and do stuff
>Excrement of multiculturalism
>Unattractive
>Very large nose
>Already balding
>Stress marks under eyes, despite no real reason for stress
>Acne-faced cunt
>Tall skinny faggot
>No friends
>Too insecure to go find some
>Always alone on holidays and birthday
>Never has had special feelings for another person, and never been told he's loved by a significant other
>Shitty character
>Poor social skills over all, with people usually thinking he has a speech impediment
>Rarely goes out for anything
>Trembles and shivers like a little bitch when does
>Sees only about 3 different people every week (besides mom, over-worked dad, and sister)
>No real home, has moved 5 times since birth.
>Faggot that likes D
>>4799976
Wow! That is a lot of quotes. One thing I don't see, however, is a bibliography. You know, quoting someone without giving them credit is just another form of theft.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4799976
don't kill yourself i love you anon
also dubs check em
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
who are you quoting?
"We."
>>4799973
wuz
>>4799975
Kkangz
He
o gib hat pls
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4799896
yo stop doing that antigravity cream silly its messing ur life up p hard
you are not balding, stop taking youtube comments seriously
>>4799917
o thas my hair cream i needet not my fault it make me float
>>4800035
>is suddenly bald
HOWS THAT CREAM WORKING 4U LOLE
it dint prevent ur her from being affected by gravity but it sure keeps the hat floating above you????
i say youre just scared of commitment is wat it is >:^(
Hey guys! It's 4chan's 13th birthday today!
Let's invite all the other boards here to host a HUUUUGE PARTY!
SWAGLORD PLS STICKY
>>4799877 (dubs i check em)
first
>>4799877
Leek teeth
ITT: i'm OP
>>4799864
no u
>>4799876
Topjej
doubel hat
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4799833
good dobble dobbles
arse
>>4799834
ty
>>4799842
CIAss
happy bird day ass4ass
have fun and remember to hydrate
Your fortune: Outlook good
FART HARDER
>>4799854
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>>4799620
every thread deserves at least 1 reply
>>4799620
dumb animeposter
>>4800143
>>>/reddit/
hes back
who is he
>>4799664
you
>>4799664
george zuckerberg founder of 9gag
If this place isn't shut down by the UN when I wake up, I better see at least 100 pepes in this thread
>>4799344
dubs frogposter
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
stupid frogposter. have my dubs instead
rare pepes don't come cheap op
this thread is for any cute-posters to come hangout and compliment each other and snuggle in case they are lonely.
please no mean/rood/insulting comment i will be you up cause im irl strong and stuff! also my dad works at MooT so i can get you banned!
my dad is nintendo
time for kilself
>>4799315
that really cool i like the games he makes
*huggies you and relaxes your body back into my shoulder*
>>4799316
please no mister frog friend! you are really cool and nice and i like all your post i wish i was a girl i would be your gf, but im a boy and i only fuq girls and sissy guys but you are really rad and nice! *pets your head and hugs you*